Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    @Vigorous-H我想成为一个温柔的人 因为曾被温柔的人那样对待 深深了解那种被温柔相待的感觉
[@ Vigorous - H I want to be a gentle person which has been treated the meek deeply understand the kind of feeling is gentle treatment]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

edc陳冠希：
    認真在聽老師講 ​
[认真驻听老师讲]

International nomad

优酷：
    #王牌对王牌##王鸥天台告白#最遗憾的事没有看到爸爸最后一眼[泪]，子欲养而亲不待是心中最大的痛 @王鸥Angel 告诫年轻的朋友，一定要好好珍惜父母陪伴的日子，不要做后悔的事 @贾玲 一句“时光要是能倒流就好了”扎心了 [抱抱]
tEJDcFOV ​
[# # ace to ace # # Wang Ou tiantai confession didnt see the most regret thing dad one last look [] of tears, son to raise and close not to stay is the biggest pain in heart @ Wang Ou Angel told young friends, must cherish the day of parents to accompany, dont be regret @ Gu Ling sentence if time could go back to plunge into the heart [hug] < br > tEJDcFOV]

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局[超话]#【全能小星脉 全新路虎揽胜极光官图解析】近日，全新一代路虎揽胜极光官图正式发布，在面市年之后终于迎来了全新换代。新车在外观内饰上采用了最新家族化设计，整体感觉是一辆更硬朗的小星脉，新车到底有哪些变化，让我们一起看一看。#上海车展锦鲤# 即将开始，敬请期待！ ​
[# # new cia [ultra words] [universal small pulse brand new range rover aurora officer chart parsing 】 recently, a new generation of range rover aurora official launch figure, in the market year after finally ushered in the new generation. New car USES the latest family-based design on exterior interiors, integral feeling is a little more hale and hearty star vein, new car exactly what are the changes, lets take a look. Koi # # Shanghai motor show is about to begin, please look! ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    [心][作揖]@青马兰天@但斌 ：肆意造谣污蔑你的人很多，但受您两支玫瑰影响的人更加多！随着时间的推移又会增长出NN+倍玫瑰，喷子的唾液无法阻止玫瑰的传播。继续您的呐喊，坚持您的行为[加油]时间将是玫瑰最佳的繁衍地[作揖][加油][鲜花][心]
[[heart] [bowing] @ green Ma Lantian @ but wb wanton disinformation slander you of person many, but people are more affected by you two roses! With the passage of time and increase of the NN + times rose, spray saliva unable to prevent the spread of roses. Continue to cry, you insist on your behavior [oil] time rose will be the best of breed on [bowing] [go] [flowers] [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [伤心]@游戏人生修行@樊建川转发微博
[[sad] @ the game of life practice @ FanJianChuan forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @游戏人生修行@冰冻三尺一转发微博
[@ game life practice @ day.god a forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @深度News官网@热河仔@Cyanis_希望全球推广
[@ depth News website @ jehol wang @ Cyanis_ hope global promotion]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @赵亚赟搞出金融危机，赶紧作死转移视线。想到疆独可能发不下工资来了，心情舒畅[哈哈]
[@ Zhao Yayun come up with the financial crisis, things look away. Think you may send any salary in xinjiang, feel better (ha ha)]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @中欧苹果赶紧退市常态化@黄凡如果我们A股市场还在担心新股上市的扩容对于A股市场的冲击的话，说明我们的估值体系有问题，当然短期来看对市场会有冲击，长期来讲的话，优秀的企业上市对于A股是一个推进，成为市场健康稳定有活力的一个基石。
[@ china-eu apple hurriedly delisting normalized @ Huang Fan if we a-share market worried about the impact of the new shares listed on the expansion for the a-share market, shows that our valuation system has A problem, of course, in the short term there will be A shock to the market, the long term, excellent enterprise for a-share listed is A forward, is A cornerstone of the market healthy and stable dynamic.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    #新车情报局#【售.-.万，荣威i PLUS上市】月日，全新荣威i PLUS在上海正式上市，全系共推出款车型，新提供了.T和.L两种动力选择，官方指导价.-.万元。此外，新车提供万元现金PLUS购车礼，实际支付.-.万元。 ​
[# # new cia 【 sales. -, roewe PLUS public 】 I month, new roewe PLUS I officially listed in Shanghai and the whole system were introduced models, the new offers. T and. Two kinds of power selection, L the official price. -. Ten thousand yuan. In addition, a new car with ten thousand yuan in cash PLUS car, the actual payment. -. Ten thousand yuan. ​]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    为宝珍的这个微博点赞👍[作揖]
[For this weibo treasure Jane thumb up 👍 [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    不愧是歌神@系阿鱼呀终于看到现场版啦@阿璐sibiuder娓娓道来的感觉[心]
[Not the kui is song god @ department o o fish ah finally see live! @ sibiuder explain feeling moves [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小野妹子学吐槽：
    我干啥了@LIMENG_H我干啥了
[I do @ LIMENG_H I do]

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南方都市报：
    #心脏接力护送#【太好了，心脏移植手术成功啦！】中山大学孙逸仙纪念医院心胸外科主任郑俊猛介绍，供体心脏送达手术室时，受体病人早已麻醉好，他立即洗手上台，手术顺利。
：心脏各部位连接好，重新跳动，体外循环机器辅助了分钟后停机，心脏全部自己跳动负担全身泵血功能，表现良好。现在已经...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # heart relay escort 【 too good, heart transplant success!] Sun yat-sen memorial hospital, sun yat-sen university, director of the thoracic surgeons Zheng Junmeng introduction, the donor heart when delivered to the operating room, receptor patients had good anesthesia, he immediately wash your hands, smooth operation. < br > connect each part of the heart, beating again, extracorporeal circulation machine auxiliary minutes downtime, burden of heart beat all his body pump function, good performance. Now... The full text m. eibo]

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