Just want to be a beloved clientPoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻# 充过最多钱的游戏 tEJewGH ​
[Time # # bed game tEJewGH most money]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    每人说一部你觉得最好看的小说吧！配上一句话点评[并不简单] ​
[Each said a lefroy what do you think of the most beautiful! With a review [] are not simple]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 春天里的一抹绿，奥迪RS~ by@外星人公园 ​
[# # in the spring night welfare with a green, audi RS ~ by @ alien park]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    没喜欢的人 但特别想恋爱，是什么心理
_________________________________ ​​​
[No of the person you like, but particularly want to be in love, what is the psychological < br > _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
    #王牌对王牌#王牌班一些“非常不愿意看到的”视频 [并不简单]，花花@华晨宇yu 学生时代青涩视频首度公开 [爱你]，韩雪说“这样在学校老吸粉了”[太开心]，就像腾哥问的“这个视频有什么不敢见人的”，[坏笑] 花花学生时代就有明星的气场哦~更有@贾玲 相声比赛巧胜郭德纲得第一 [作揖]，快来见识下玲姐...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # ace to trump card class some very reluctant to see video [] are not simple, flower flower @ brilliance yu yu ABC video open [your] love for the first time when I was a student, han said so old powder in school [quite happy], like teng brother ask what is this video cant see people, [laugh] flower have star aura oh ~ when I was a student more @ Gu Ling qiao sheng guo degang crosstalk game first [bowing], come and see the ling elder sister... The full text m. eibo]

Aria大雯：
    我是不是要换tony了 ​
[Tony I want to change]

有情不必终老 暗香浮动恰好

刘彦斌：
    国有五大银行去年盈利超过一万亿！真是奇迹！ ​
[Big five state Banks last year earned more than one trillion! It was a miracle! ​]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    ？？？
[? ? ?]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#【再现闹剧！女选手骑车参加马拉松 被终身禁赛[微笑]】徐州国际马拉松中一女选手被发现骑单车参赛，完赛成绩为小时分秒。组委会昨日发布通告，证实该选手违规使用交通工具参赛，经裁判发现劝阻制止后再次骑行。你咋不打车呢？[允悲][允悲]tEJNzlgb ​
[# # travel life 【 represent the farce! The woman riding a marathon is life [smiles]] xuzhou international marathon a female contestants were found to ride a bike, finished grade for hours and minutes. Organizing committee announced yesterday, confirmed that the contestants misuse transport, after the referee found dissuade stop riding again. Why dont you take a taxi? [allow sad] [allow sad] tEJNzlgb]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

东方航空：
    东航成绩单来啦！请查收：tEJgNzCC ​​​
[China Eastern transcript come! Please find tEJgNzCC]

中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。

优酷：
    #王牌对王牌#词语竞猜，一个成语带两种动物 [二哈]，龙马精神 龙飞凤舞 虎踞龙盘 师姐@韩雪 开挂 @沈腾 遭“羞辱”[偷笑] 青春班冒出二龙戏“猪”，[可爱] 花花@华晨宇yu 只能“一箭双雕”奉陪，[挤眼] 幸好 @关晓彤 风马牛不相及妥妥收尾为王牌班挽回一点颜面[馋嘴] 每周五晚#上优酷看王牌# ...全文： m.weibo ​
[Quiz # # ace to ace words, an idiom with two kinds of animals [], the dragon spirit while the Great Wall was the teacher elder sister @ han hanging them @ Shen Teng shame [laughing] youth class from two dragon play pig, [] cute flower @ brilliance yu yu only company with kill two birds with one stone, [eye] fortunately @ xiaotong guan goes and no problem finish face [available] consolation for ace class every Friday night youku watch ace on # #... The full text m. eibo]

微博星座：
    #亲爱的树洞#“我想去上海迪士尼玩”，“吃饭、唱歌、流水的声音”，看到这些话真的想过去陪陪他～一起为作者点个赞吧！
[# dear tree hole # I want to go to Shanghai to play, have a meal, singing, sound of flowing water, really want to see these words with his past ~ together for author points a praise!]

微博星座命理官方微博

小野妹子学吐槽：
    嗯，只要不死，只要活着就好。 ​
[Well, as long as the undead, as long as alive. ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。