2019年3月24日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    嘻嘻嘻[嘻嘻]
[Xi xi xi (hee hee)]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测# 【编辑的Vlog 中型SUV横评工作实录】汽车之家评测编辑日常工作是什么样的?让我们通过这个Vlog来了解一下吧! tEJUCRfI ​
[# every test evaluation # 【 editor Vlog midsize SUV horizontal evaluation work records 】 home of car reviews editor daily work is what kind of? Let us through this Vlog to look at! tEJUCRfI]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #乡村爱情# 象牙山戏精真是层出不穷,戏多还精彩,感觉又是要屠版各位表情包的节奏哈哈哈哈[鼓掌] ​
[# # country love ivory mountain scene is emerge in endlessly, play more wonderful, also feel and want tu version you face pack the rhythm of the ha ha ha ha. [applause]]

优酷:
    #我在香港遇见他# 一代女神#李丽珍#深情出演,李嘉@曾舜晞Joseph 掸走了岁月的尘埃,才发现她把心和梦都留在了过去。 她叫什么名字,我们暂且不提,一切都在故事里。 ​​​
[# I met him in Hong Kong in # # # generation goddess loletta lee, li @ Zeng Shunxi Joseph brushing away the years of dust, only to find that she put her heart and dreams in the past. Whats her name, we aside, everything in the story. ​​​]

平安北京:
    【倍镜算什么?#警察的倍镜#了解一下?[doge]】以为偷偷“打野”电捕鱼没人知道?逃不过蜀黍的“火眼金睛”! 近日,@警秀崇明 通过视频巡逻,破获一起禁渔期在长江实施电捕鱼案件,嫌疑人作案经过被全程记录!网友:这个一镜到底是真的酷[憧憬]千万别心存侥幸做坏事哟! tExRwPvV ​
[【 times mirror? Times mirror # # police know? [doge]] thought secretly wild electric fishing nobody know? Escape but sorghum drawn! Recently, the patrol @ p show chongming by video, uncovered a closure in the Yangtze river electric fishing cases, suspect passed the entire record! Net friend this is really a mirror cool [hope] dont take any chances to do bad things! tExRwPvV]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【#苹果CEO感谢中国#:感谢中国打开了大门 我们密不可分】月日,苹果公司CEO蒂姆·库克在中国发展高层论坛上说,“苹果公司作为全球社区的一员,非常感谢中国能够打开市场大门,让我们成为一份子。我们的未来是密不可分的。苹果公司期待中国在未来不断地开放。”tEJUoyPU ​
[[thank China # # apple CEO thank China opened the door, we are inseparable] month day, apple CEO Tim cook on the development of Chinese top BBS said, the apple company as a member of the global community, thank you very much for China to open the market, let us become a member. Our future is inseparable. Apple is looking forward to China constantly open in the future. tEJUoyPU]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    减肥减到怀疑人生?明明已经点上床还是挡不住脱发?人生已经如此艰难,有些事就不要找麻烦。 tEJUICHR 其实哪需要那么大费周章,月,轻医美正当红,不费吹灰之力变美的方法了解一下。#天猫正当红# .-. 美丽开卖,满元减不容错过。 tEJUICHm ​
[Weight loss down to doubt life? It is point to go to bed or stop hair loss? Life is so difficult, some things, dont trouble trouble. TEJUICHR actually which need so struggle, month, light medical beauty as the red, with no change about beauty method. # # Tmall as red. -. Beautiful on sale, full yuan down not to be missed. tEJUICHm]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

青年时报:
    【女主人患病不能动:#目睹保姆搬空万财物#[怒]】近日,长沙一居民家中价值万的财物被盗。经查,雇主一个月前请了保姆照顾身患肌无力的妻子。谁知保姆见女主人躺着不能动,当面偷东西,还用主人家的行李把东西全部带走。据悉,保姆因迷上网络投资欠下债务,于是想到在雇主家捞一笔。目前,保姆已被...全文: m.weibo ​
[The hostess illness cant move # # saw nanny hollowed out all property [anger]] recently, a thousands of residents in the home of changsha property stolen. Via checking, employers please nanny take care of a month ago with muscle weakness of the wife. Who knows the nanny see goodwife lie not active, steal things face to face, also with his luggage and take away everything. It is understood that the nanny due to crush on network investment owe debts, so think of recovered in full. At present, the nanny has been... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    [熊猫][熊猫][熊猫]
[ pandapandapanda]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

冷笑话精选:
    最后一个好可爱[笑cry]@单单单严瑾叫做VIP哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@他只是个孩子啊 哈哈哈是亲生的没错了
[Finally a good lovely [laugh cry] @ only single YanJin called VIP ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ he is just a child ah ha ha ha is real right]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #这就是原创#@王嘉尔 真的很多情了[允悲] 每位选手都是他的“best”,更有一个“Best of the best”[酸][酸] 酷酷也想做我噶的best、做你的宝中之宝好不啦[酸][酸]#王嘉尔这就是原创#
tEJUfRP ​

[# this is the original # @ Wang Jiaer is really a lot [allow sad] each player is his best, is more a best of the best [acid] [acid] cool also want to do my best, kagyu your treasure in the treasure very not [acid] [acid] # # Wang Jiaer this is the original < br > tEJUfRP]

微博位置:
    #值得去# 景色旖旎,美skr人,来凤凰古城领略一下它的独特魅力吧![围观][围观]图片来源:____Distance-,骆驼的圆舞曲......#湘西土家族苗族自治州·凤凰古城[地点]# tRJyvCra ​
[# # worth boasts beautiful scenery and beautiful SKR and appreciate its unique charm to the ancient city of phoenix! [watch] [watch] image ____Distance -, camels waltz... # xiangxi tujia and miao autonomous prefecture, the ancient city of phoenix [place] # tRJyvCra]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【扬州官方回应死事故晚两日通报:要排查】#官方回应死事故晚两日通报#月日,江苏扬州,“全球最高海缆交联立塔”日发生事故后,当地政府工作人员表示,因现场情况复杂,这两天一直在现场排查,需确定最终涉险人数。@澎湃新闻 tEJUwFc ​
[【 yangzhou official response death accidents reported two days later, to screen] # official response death accident late two days bulletin # month day, yangzhou, jiangsu province, the worlds highest submarine cable cross-linking vertical tower, after the accident, the local government officials said, because of the complex, this two days have been at the scene, to determine the final number of venture. @ surging news tEJUwFc]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博位置:
    来微博现场,赏上海市晚霞!
[Microblogging site, enjoy an evening in Shanghai!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

青年时报:
    【#剑桥大学承认中国高考成绩# 先要考入本省前.%还要多参加奥赛[并不简单]】近日,剑桥大学官宣:中国高考是剑桥大学认可的考试。高考分数达标的考生(本省top.%),就可以考虑填报剑桥大学。此外,剑桥表示会参考学生的会考成绩。他们还鼓励有志报考的中国学生,多参加科学奥赛、SAT等国际认可的...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # at Cambridge university, admitted that China of the university entrance exam to get into the province first before. % more to participate in the Olympics isnt a simple []], Cambridge university officer xuan Chinas college entrance examination is approved by the examination at Cambridge university. The university entrance exam score mark of examinee (provincial top. %), can consider to fill in the university of Cambridge. In addition, the unified exam achievement are said to be the reference of Cambridge students. They also encourage Chinese students to enter oneself for an examination, to participate in scientific Olympics, the SAT and other international recognition... The full text m. eibo]

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