小野妹子学吐槽:
对不起,我也是[跪了]
[Im sorry, I also am] [kneeling]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
刘彦斌:
到了月份,经济数据、年报、季报都要出来了,都要摘下面具了!“蒙面”舞会结束了,要改成“脱衣”舞会了!
[In the month, economic data, annual reports, quarterly results are out, all want to take off the mask! Masked ball is over, is to strip dance! ]
新浪汽车:
#萌宠与车#新手司机开车,别问德牧怕不怕[doge]紧张的差点说出话来[doge] tEJHBR
[# # of familiar with car novice drivers, dont ask GSD to almost afraid of [doge] nervous to speak [doge] tEJHBR]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【多名男童被老师拍下体照片 幼儿园回应】#多名男童疑被拍下体照片#近日,深圳梅林幼儿园被曝多名男童被拍下体照片↓多名学生家长反应,月日-日,陆续从孩子口中得知,被老师于月日拍下下体照片,人数多达十余人。涉事教师甚至在照片上注明幼儿的姓名和出生年月↓tEJYWL
[More than the boy by the teacher kindergarten response] nakedness photos # more boy suspected by nakedness photo # recently, shenzhen meilin kindergarten was revealed more boy was left to uncover her nakedness photos more students parents reaction, th month, day, gradually from the childs mouth that pictures taken by the teacher on February nd nakedness, up to more than people. Involved teachers even on photo indicate the name and date of birth of the infant left tEJYWL down]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
优酷:
#郑爽演技# 向真@郑爽微博事务部 和初恋男友赵聪@徐洋-Andrew 因创业闹分手惹~给出“分手”选择题的赵聪小哥哥霸道十足,不过向真小姐姐也是超霸气der!那么问题来了,能量少女VS初恋男友round,谁会是赢家?#上优酷看青春斗# “斗系青春”等你解锁!
[To really @ # # Zheng Shuang acting Zheng Shuangwei affairs and first love boyfriend Zhao Cong @ Xu Yang - Andrew for entrepreneurial implode into ~ give a split choice Zhao Cong little brother bullying, but to little sister is super domineering der! So the question comes, energy girl VS first boyfriend round, who will be the winner? # # on youku to see the youth fights bucket youth waiting for you to unlock! ]
南方都市报:
【居民联手物业号召为流浪猫狗做绝育:它们生活太惨,没人爱不如不生】近日,上海嘉定一小区部分居民联合物业,请兽医为猫狗做绝育手术。活动组织者表示,有时看到流浪猫狗被车轧死很心酸,还些不负责任的人养了猫狗又抛弃。兽医也支持该活动,她表示,猫妈妈、狗妈妈肚子里的胚胎就是生命,但是这些生...全文: m.weibo
[[residents teamed up with property called for sterilization for stray dogs and cats they live too miserable, nobody is better than a love dont born 】 recently, the Shanghai jiading district residents joint property, a veterinarian do sterilization for dogs and cats. Organizers said, sometimes see stray cat and dog run over by a car is very sad, also some irresponsible people have cats and dogs and abandoned. Veterinary also support this activity, she said, mother cat, the dog mother belly embryo is life, but the life... The full text m. eibo]
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微博搞笑排行榜:
预告今晚分互动题目:“恋爱和婚姻,有什么不同”。(本条预告分钟后删除)
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions whats the difference between love and marriage,. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
优酷:
#郑爽演技# 艾瑞巴蒂,独家《青春斗》“泳装福利”了解一下?丁兰童鞋@徐悦yy 的新晋男友高原@刘冬沁ZayinEric 邀请向真@郑爽微博事务部 钱贝贝@盖玥希 游泳吃饭“一条龙”,免费收获泳装美少女×,心机满满哦[doge]斗斗先舔为敬[舔屏][舔屏]这腿你酸了吗[酸]#上优酷青春斗#tEJXVoj
[# # Zheng Shuang acting iresearch buddy, exclusive bucket youth welfare swimsuit out? Ding Lan shoes @ @ Liu Dongqin Xu Yue yys new boyfriend plateau ZayinEric invited to true @ Zheng Shuangwei Po affairs money beibei @ GaiYue when swimming one-stop eating, free swimsuit x is a beautiful girl, all full of [doge] dou dou lick first for worship [lick screen] [lick screen] is this the right leg you acid [acid] # on youku bucket # tEJXVoj youth]
刘彦斌:
我就是感觉大盘涨不动了,要跌了!也不知道对不对。
[I was feeling the market rose to fall! Dont know right. ]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【监控拍下#江苏响水化工厂爆炸瞬间# 村民:感觉像“世界末日”】月日,江苏响水天嘉宜化工厂爆炸第四天,@时间视频 获得附近村庄多个监控视频,记录下爆炸时的两次冲击波,间隔秒,原本关闭的卷闸门成排“爆破”。多名村民称,感觉像“世界末日”。@时间视频 tEJcEi
[【 monitoring photographed moment # # xiangshui, jiangsu chemical plant explosion villagers feel like the end of the world] month, jiangsu xiangshui day jia YiHua plant explosion on the fourth day, @ time video for multiple surveillance video from nearby villages, record the explosion of two shock waves, seconds, originally closed gate rows burst. Many villagers said, feeling like the end of the world. @ time video tEJcEi]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端:
【#特朗普和FOX女主持杠上了#[吃瓜]】“人都死了,你还黑他干啥?”为了美国已故参议员约翰·麦凯恩,特朗普又和媒体互掐上了。不过,这次被他抨击为“假新闻”的是福克斯。月日,特朗普在接受福克的采访时,女主持玛丽亚·巴蒂罗再次问起特朗普推特攻击麦凯恩一事,特朗普直接回怼:“又不是我要提,...全文: m.weibo
[【 # and FOX trump the hostess up # [eat the melon]] people are dead, you still black he what? For the late senator John McCain, and trump and media on the device. However, this was he denounced as fake news is the fox. Month, in an interview with the fokker trump, the hostess maria buddy ROM again asked about twitter against McCains trump, trump back to Dui directly I didnt want to bring,... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
住手,你们不要再打了啦 tEJtMkk
[Stop it, if you dont play again tEJtMkk]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#郑爽演技# 向真@郑爽微博事务部 的体力也太好了吧?!一路狂奔脸不红气不喘,米体测都能那个A+了![笑而不语]还在帮其他女生提行李的赵聪@徐洋-Andrew 你可长点心吧![偷乐] 三月不减肥,四月徒伤悲,#上优酷看青春斗# 一起跑起来吧~tEJGLy
[# # Zheng Shuang acting to true @ Zheng Shuangwei Po affairs strength also too good? ! Rush to face not red spirit not breathe heavily, m the cervix can the A +! Smiling without a word also in to help other women luggage Zhao Cong @ Xu Yang - Andrew, you can be long snacks!!!! [steal joy] dont lose weight in March, April, idle young, needy old youku to see the youth fights on # # run together ~ tEJGLy]
微博时尚:
自拍妆面有了质的飞跃的美赖~眼妆你独爱哪一款?
[Take makeup face have a qualitative leap beauty lai ~ eye makeup you alone love which one?]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测# #比亚迪秦Pro# 【入门配置不低 实拍秦Pro手动智联锋劲版】目前在售的秦Pro燃油版是去年月上市的款车型,新车共推出款车型,动力系统有.L和.T两款发动机可选,售价区间为.-.万元。此次我们实拍车型是采用.L+MT动力组合的款 .L 手动智联锋劲型,也就是大家常说...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # byd qin Pro# [introduction to configuration not low will manually at feng jin qin Pro version 】 currently sold in qin Pro version of the fuel oil is listed on the last month of money models, new car launch model, dynamic system. L and. T two optional engine, price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan. This time we will model is adopted. L + MT power combination is late. L type manual at feng jin, that is, it is often said... The full text m. eibo]
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