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冷笑话精选：
    先马了再说@治愈系心理学漫威系列影片的正确观影顺序[赞]
[Horse to say again first @ for healing the correct sequence viewing psychology diffuse wei series [who]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #家家试驾评测#【向标杆发起冲击 传祺GS对比丰田汉兰达】今年是我们建国周年，我们的汽车工业也已经发展了许久，在这样一个具有纪念意义的时刻，我们一直想把这一选题拿到台面上来，那就是《中国品牌挑战一切》。通过这个选题来看看这一路走来到今天，我们的汽车工业和别人还有多少差距？同时我也坚...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # every test evaluation [to preach kei GS standard contrast the highlander 】 this year is our anniversary of the founding, our auto industry has been developing for a long time, in a such a memorable moment, we have always wanted to take this topic to the table, that is all the challenges China brand . Through this topic to see it all the way walk come today, our automobile industry and others how many gap? At the same time I also strong... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京：
    【银行卡号和密码都告诉了骗子，结果……】家住上海松江的高女士接到一个电话，对方称其身份信息被盗，导致元医疗补助金被他人盗用，要高女士立即把存款转移到“安全账户”。高女士稀里糊涂把银行卡号、密码都告诉了对方，银行工作人员很警觉，一边劝阻一边报警，结果发现高女士卡里的钱还在……...全文： m.weibo ​
[The bank card number and password are told the liar, the results... Who lives in Shanghai songjiang high, got a call from ms each other according to its identity information stolen, led to the fraud, yuan medical treatment grant-in-aid to ms high immediately transfer the deposit to the security account . Ms high fog told each other, the bank card number, password, bank staff is very alert, while discouraging alarm and found that high Ms. Carries money also in... ... The full text m. eibo]

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卢健生：
    @林超贤 导演的动作场面，绝对精彩，期待！@林超賢#电影紧急救援#無論什麼逆境，救援隊都會接受挑戰！@新浪娱乐#电影紧急救援#发布首支预告，林超贤与彭于晏再合作，大场面超震撼！
[@ the action scenes of director Dante lam, absolutely wonderful, looking forward to! @ # Dante lam film emergency # whatever adversity, the rescue team will accept the challenge! # @ # sina entertainment movie emergency released the first trailer, Dante lam cooperate with peng again, big super shock!]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪新闻客户端：
    【泪目！#岁老人亲手写遗嘱#，女儿看了当场落泪：人总得走这条路，希望我走了以后她能好好过[悲伤]】月日，岁的陈先生来到广东第一登记中心，以书信的形式手写了一份遗嘱，笑称“这是写给女儿的最后一篇文章了”，女儿谈到书信落泪，“将来健康如果有问题，怎样治疗和处理，他都有交代。”据了...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 tears eye! # # at the age of the old man had written a will daughter saw the tears on the spot, people have to go this way, hope after Im gone she can live [sad]], February nd, mr.chen came to guangdong first registration center, in the form of a letter written by a will to smile said this is for my daughter last article, daughter when it comes to letters of tears, health if there is a problem in the future, how to treat and deal with, he has confessed. According to the... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：快过年了，如何应对家人的催婚呢？金山：不要回避，告诉他们，你比他们还着急，让他们给你提供大量的候选对象，这比你花钱去婚介强多了！ ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend the Chinese New Year is coming soon, how to deal with family urge marriage? Jinshan dont avoid, tell them, you than they try so hard, let them give you a large number of candidates, this better than you spend money to dating! ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【女子醉驾被查 竟磕头“卖萌”求放过】#醉驾被查磕头卖萌#日前，江苏张家港的黄女士行驶时，遭遇了一起交通事故，轿车轻微擦伤。令她惊讶的是，事故发生后，肇事司机不停地磕头求情，央求黄女士不要报警。据了解，肇事司机姓闫，驾车前曾喝酒。被民警带到医院后，闫某还撒娇卖萌，希望民警放过自己。...全文： m.weibo ​
[The woman drunk by kowtow show MOE o pass 】 # # drunk by kowtow show MOE, jiangsu zhangjiagang at ms wong, suffered a traffic accident, car minor bruises. To her surprise, after the accident, the driver kept kowtowing to intercede, begged ms wong dont call the police. It is understood that the driver of the name is yan, who drinks before driving. Is civilian police to the hospital, the yan tut show MOE, hope police let yourself. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

刘彦斌：
    回复@nmyx这个网友说的好！赞一下！@nmyx嗯，常识是最容易被忽略的。
[Reply @ nmyx this net friend say of good! Praise! @ nmyx well, common sense is the most easy to be ignored.]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【因政治立场遭节目除名？#欧阳娜娜回应发声明#】近日，某电视台节目在制作“四小花旦”主题内容时将欧阳娜娜删去，此事迅速引发热议，更有部分网友对欧阳娜娜的政治立场产生怀疑。 随后，欧阳娜娜在社交平台发声明却仍引网友不满。月日，欧阳娜娜接受采访，就近日政治立场风波再次发声>>...全文： m.weibo ​
[[for political position by program removed? # OuYangNaNa response to send statement # 】 recently, television program was made in the four, delete OuYangNaNa topic content, it quickly triggered heated debate, more some netizens on OuYangNaNa political stance. Subsequently, OuYangNaNa in social platform statement still netizen discontent. OuYangNaNa month, in an interview, it has political turmoil voice > >... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

刘彦斌：
    别说一天一个涨停板，就是一周一个涨停板，三五年的时间，你就是中国首富！你见哪个炒股票的人登上中国富豪榜了？这个不难理解呀！ ​
[A harden board, let alone a day is a week a harden board, three to five years, you are the richest man in China! You see people on Chinas rich list which playing the stock market? This is not hard to understand! ​]

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#【酒精测试仪被吹爆 男子：我喝了半瓶香水[doge]】月日，深圳交警拦下一名有酒驾嫌疑的司机蔡某。他坚称没喝过酒，但酒精测试竟高达mgml。经抽血检测，结果为mgml。蔡某说先前和朋友玩游戏输了喝香水，他喝了半瓶，缓过来后便开车回家。不过，蔡某去年因醉驾已被吊销驾照。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 alcohol tester was blowing up man I drank half a bottle of perfume [doge]] month day, shenzhen traffic police stopped a driver CAI a suspected drunken driving. He insisted that never drink wine, but was as high as MGML alcohol test. The blood test, the result for MGML. CAI said a previously and friends play games lost drink perfume, he drank half a bottle of, drive home after they recovered. However, CAI one last year because of drunk driving license has been revoked. ... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，北京市朝阳区三里屯偶遇明星奚梦瑶、李佳等人，详细内容请点击 tEJcvrD ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, Beijing chaoyang district sanlitun encounter star Ming xi, angel lee and others, the details please click tEJcvrD]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

但斌：
    让人感到深深的悲哀、绝望和恐惧…… tEJGVOb ​
[Let a person feel deep sadness, despair and fear... tEJGVOb]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【男子喝完可乐里露出一只手 可乐公司仅这样赔偿】#喝完可乐发现内有死老鼠#法国一名男子声称自己下班后买了一罐可乐，没想到在喝完之后，瓶中居然伸出一只老鼠爪子↓↓仔细一看，罐子内的物体更是令该男子顿时惊吓又恶心↓他随即拨打了可乐公司的客服进行投诉，对方也迅速受理，但处理结果让人哭笑不...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 men drink coke with a hand in the company only such compensation] # # drink cola found there a dead mouse France a man claimed that he bought a can of coke after work, I didnt think after drink, the bottle was put out a mouse paw left left a look carefully, objects within the jar is disgusting to the man suddenly took fright left him down and he called the companys customer service complaints, the other is to accept quickly, but the results make people cry laugh no... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    小事会突然击垮我[泪]
[Things will suddenly break me [tears]]

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