2019年3月17日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    这糟老头子坏的很[笑cry]@我的追星大号大强我劝你适可而止[拳头]@小树要变强:苏大强真是个人才哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@大崎莲好绝一老大哥[跪了]
[This bad old man son bad very @ smile to cry, I make track for a star big big strong I advise you to be stronger moderation [fist] @ young trees ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ Su Dajiang is a real talent good battery lotus off a big brother] [kneeling]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

吴昕:
    #吴昕我家那闺女# 非常开心这次以@HR赫莲娜 品牌挚友身份邀请妈妈一同出席#天猫Club##无龄感母女#私享会。其实平时有什么好东西我都会和我妈分享,这次的#高光精华#就是其一。而且这次我还和我妈妈一起拍出了属于我们的零距离,我妈表现力真是一绝,我和我爸都觉得她才是我们家最适合出道的人!...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # xin wu my house the girl very happy this time as a @ HR rubinstein brand friend invited mother attended # Tmall Club# are mother and daughter # # no age will enjoy private. Do what good things I will share with my mom, the # # highlights the essence is one of them. And this time I also with my mom for belong to our zero distance, my mom expression is a special skill, both my father and I think she is the most suitable person out our family! ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #欢乐喜剧人#第五季第九期突围赛正式开启,两两对决狭路相逢,到底谁棋高一招,谁能通往巅峰之战?今晚九点半,酷酷陪见分晓。#看喜剧上优酷#
tExyClN ​

[September issue # # comedy happy person to the fifth season to break the formal opening, two fight head-on, who actually outthink, who can the battle to the top? Half past nine tonight, cool to accompany. # # watching comedy on youku < br > tExyClN]

优酷:
    #陈粒这就是原创#“诶,跳迪斯科,不如来跳迪斯科!”翠屏疯人院狂野逆袭,四川话嗨翻全场~#不如来跳迪斯科#魔性洗脑,也就在脑海里循环播放了一万次吧~捕手@陈粒_ 一路小跑要手环,就是如此优秀!
tExyKikT ​

[# # Chen grain that is original than, say, a disco to dance disco! Tsui asylum wild counter attack, sichuan hi turn full ~ # # is better than to dance disco ones brainwashed, is looping ten thousand times in my mind ~ catcher @ _ trotted to the bracelet, Chen is so good! < br > tExyKikT]

新浪新闻客户端:
    .#要闻daily#
「腐」与「假」
“成都七中实验学校食堂事件”最新进展:
①粉条有霉斑,其余样品未发现问题
②排除食源性疾病暴发
③校长被解聘并责令重组学校董事会
④因制造霉变假照片、散布谣言,多人被警方调查
「腐」与「假」都要严查
调查结果:tExyoEqu ​

[. # pounced daily# < br > corruption and false < br > chengdu experimental school canteen event in the latest progress < br > ) vermicelli has mildew spot, the rest of the samples found no problems < br > < br > . () eliminate foodborne disease outbreaks dismissal of the principal and ordered reorganization of the school board < br > () for manufacturing mould fake photos, spreading rumors, people were police investigation < br > corruption and false to hunt down < br > the results of the survey tExyoEqu]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    #杰克琼斯急救站 Mads来帮你#要求你有型如春风拂面,也要求你有趣到妙意盎然,男生的苦恼究竟谁能懂?没关系,这场有趣or有型的PK“杰克琼斯急救站”来帮你!
戳@杰克琼斯中国tExLjVm 参与话题讨论,说出你的观点,就有机会获得杰克琼斯宠粉福利,还有位幸运粉丝可参与月日全新北欧风...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # jack Jones first-aid station by Mads to help you require you to have a type such as the spring breeze stroke, also ask you interesting to the wonderful full meaning, the boys pain who can understand? It doesnt matter, this interesting or have type PK jack Jones first-aid station to help you! TExLjVm poke @ jack Jones < br > China to participate in the discussion topics, share your opinion, will have a chance to get jack Jones pet powder welfare, another lucky fans can participate in, new northern wind... The full text m. eibo]

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当当创始人李国庆:
    心肌梗塞发作,病人宝贵秒的自我急救方法 tExySjW ​
[Myocardial infarction attack, the patient self first aid methods tExySjW precious seconds]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

刘彦斌:
    我去年一年不进场,是因为单边下跌,根本没有办法操作,进去就是套!今年市场要好很多,可操作!我不管是不是牛市,有套利空间就可以做! ​
[I dont play in the last year because the unilateral fell, there is no way to operation, the inside is set! This year the market is much better, operational! I dont care whether a bull market, there is arbitrage space can do! ​]

小米手机:
    随手一拍,春暖花开~这个周末,你出门探春了吗?[偷乐]
[With a clap, spring flowers ~ this weekend, did you go out tanchun? [steal joy]]

一面科技,一面艺术。

刘彦斌:
    第一波行情基本上结束了!是否还会有第二波,需要观察!走一步看一步!但是今年的股市有可操作性! ​
[The first wave of market basically is over! Whether there will be a second wave of, need to see! Take one step at a time! But this year the stock market have operability! ​]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【抹姜黄粉、撒红曲米、制造食材霉变假照片,三家长涉嫌寻衅滋事罪被警方调查】月日晚,成都七中实验学校多位家长将食堂拍摄的鸡腿、毛肚、肉夹馍等照片发布到网络,引发热议。根据现场监控画面显示,月日时分,图像中央聚集了几名家长,其中一位穿着黑色夹克的男子从地上捡起一袋姜黄粉( ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 turmeric powder, red yeast rice and manufacturing food mildew fake photos, three parents suspected stir-up-trouble crime by the police investigation] month day night, chengdu experimental school in a number of parents to the dining room of a chicken leg, wool belly and photos posted on the network, such as meat, apply triggered heated debate. According to site monitoring pictures showed, on day, the image of the central gathered several parents, one of the man wearing a black jacket from the ground to pick up a bag of turmeric powder (... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#用出生体重取的名#!大叔名叫“十斤半”,网友:妈妈太辛苦了[允悲]】兰州,乘客在公交车上捡到一蓝色小包,里面有枚印章,若干票据,以及一张名叫“十斤半”的身份证。公交公司通过印章上的信息联系到失主。失主称,十斤半是他的邻居,因为出生的时重十斤半,所以取名叫十斤半。@一手Video ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # with birth weight in the name of #! Uncle named ten catties half, the net friend mother too hard [allow sad]] in lanzhou, the passengers on the bus picked up a blue bag, there is a stamp, some paper, and a named ten catties half id card. By the bus company seal on the contact information to the owner. The owner said, ten catties half is his neighbor, because when born weighing ten and a half jins, so named ten catties. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈真实@可口芒果冰-我本人@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈周末在家的我@独孤馄饨_哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha ha ha @ real tasty mango ice - I am @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha at home during the weekend I @ dugu wonton _ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    作息紊乱@渔甫:没有故事的@叫你们经理来:沙雕@锅包露:能睡@我可以暴富的:多墙头@Daidai-a:酸[酸]
[Sleep disorder @ fishing just no @ call your manager to the story sand @ pot package dew can sleep @ I can rich wall @ Daidai - a acid (acid)]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    【短斤缺两!#高校周边水果摊两当一斤#,还有学生称“比较相信他们”[失望]】郑州拍客自带手提秤在@中原工学院 和@郑州升达经贸管理学院 附近水果摊购买水果,随机挑选的三家水果摊,有两家存在缺斤少两情况,甚至两当斤卖。一名女大学生称比较相信摊主,不会注意秤的问题。拍客已向当地工商局投诉...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 shortchanged one! # # university surrounding fruit stalls LiangDang catty, some students said comparative believe they [disappointed]] zhengzhou making the own portable scale in engineering and @ @ central plains near zhengzhou shengda economics, trade and management college fruit stand to buy fruit, chosen at random by three means, there are two quality, even sold LiangDang weight. A female college student says more believe vendor, not pay attention to the balance problem. Take the guest has complained to the local industrial and commercial bureau... The full text m. eibo]

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