Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    父爱如山@小疯子阿JOE@电影工厂 “辛苦这几十年，为你提供各种教育，让你变成一个更优秀的人，就是为了你能够拥有更好的未来”[心]
[The father loves the mountain @ little crazy JOE o @ film factory hard this for decades, to provide you with various kinds of education, make you a better person, in order to you can have a better future [heart]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
    回复@TBK开拓[微笑]@TBK开拓年GE有亿美元现金，Apple有亿美元现金，两个公司却走向了不同的方向，销售出生的Jeff完全偏离了技术出身的Jack的方向，但GE应该还会回来。
[Reply @ TBK develop [smiles] @ TBK exploit years GE with billions of dollars in cash, Apple has billions of dollars in cash, the two companies are to different directions, Jeff born sales completely deviate from the direction of the technology from Jack, but GE should ever come back.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @网来人所有的价值投资者都是认同这个说法的！难就难在关于基本面的评估，有时是行业风险比喻手机代替BB机，有时是产品风险如智能机代替功能机，有时甚至是管理者风险，如GE换了韦尔奇！同样的茅台换个总就没事。无一定之成规，价值投资是科学更是艺术！
[@ network bearer all value investors are agree with the idea! Difficult is difficult on fundamental evaluation, risk is sometimes industry phone instead BB machine, sometimes is the product risk such as smartphones instead of machine function, sometimes even risk managers, such as GE changed Welch. The same maotai change the total is ok. Without a certain rule, the value investment is science is art!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    [心]@少女兰花指但老师的指导让人心里有了指引和温暖！一个正直有善念善待他人心存大爱的人，是会让人尊敬和爱戴的！做人的人生价值观，社会国家大局观都很正的人，是有目共睹的！是非曲直公道自在人心！ 我只是个普通打工者，家庭负担也很重，但我看过但老师的书：时间的玫瑰这个对我受教很深，谢
[[heart] @ girl orchid but the guidance of the teacher to let a person heart guidance and warm! An honest person with good thoughts when youre good to others feel great love, is can let a person respect and love! Human life values, social vision are very positive person, country is there for all to see! Rights and wrongs fair in the heart! I am just a common migrant workers, family burden is heavy, but I have seen the teachers book time rose this is instructed to me very deep, thanks]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@O沧海横流一般人，哪有那么多钱越跌越买啊！又不是开银行和保险公司的，一般人看好，早满仓甚至加杠杆了，不存在越低越买的情况。[笑cry]@O沧海横流买了不动，越跌越买，这本身就已经将大部分投资者排除在外了！@但斌回复@做个优雅女人[微笑]
[Reply @ O the sea out of ordinary people, which have so much money fell more and more to buy! Not open bank and insurance company, the average person, the early manchang even added leverage, there is no more low more to buy. [laughing cry] @ O the sea cross-flow bought motionless, drops to buy more more, that in itself has ruled out most investors! @ reply but bin @ a elegant woman [smiles]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    教你如何完整剥柚子，简单快捷，马住！ tEILLjh ​
[Teach you how to complete strip grapefruit, simple and quick, the horse! tEILLjh]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

但斌：
    回复@人民大健康[赞]有些人亏过也不一定知道！@人民大健康真亏过的才知道敬畏市场，真知道敬畏的才能明白什么是价值[中国赞][中国赞][中国赞]@但斌回复@做个优雅女人[微笑]
[Reply @ peoples big health [who] some people lose to also do not know! @ the kui big health really didnt know the fear of the market, I know fear to understand what is the value of praise [China] praise [China] praise [China] @ reply but bin @ a elegant woman [smiles]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生：
    @ZCAM E电影摄影机，荣获红点设计大奖，开门红！ ​
[@ ZCAM E movie camera, won the red dot design award, good start! ​]

Z CAM, CEO

元气满满新沐瞳：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

新浪汽车：
    #汽车电影院# 看看这是拍的哪部飙车大片[吃瓜]tEIhGYls ​
[# # drive-ins have a look at this is taken which large [eat the melon] tEIhGYls racing]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER：
    【“藏”在菜场打杂的女工竟是潜逃三年的“千万富婆”】 万象|“千万富婆”藏身小菜场当勤奋杂工？一查是涉嫌非法集资万的逃犯；其不敢使用真名，三年时间外貌判若两人。 tEILAhBJ ​
[【 hide female workers doing routine work in the market turns out to be millions of women, three years on the lam 】 vientiane | sugar mamas handyman hiding game dishes when hard? A check is suspected of illegal fund-raising than fugitive; It cant use your real name, three years to a different appearance. tEILAhBJ]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

但斌：
    回复@成都外地菜农[赞]@成都外地菜农建立和维护证券市场的公开、公平、公正的“三公”原则，是保护投资盲合法利益不受侵犯的基本原则，也是保护投资者利益的基础。在用钱💰表态的证券市场，亏钱是最有用的投资者教育。
[Reply to nonlocal vegetable [who] @ @ chengdu chengdu foreign vegetable farmers to build and maintain the securities market openness, fairness, justice, three principle, is to protect the legitimate interests shall not be infringed upon the basic principles of blind investment, is also the basis of investor protection. 在用钱💰表态的证券市场，亏钱是最有用的投资者教育。]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

巴曙松：
    学霸，请小心 ​
[Students with excellent grades, please be careful]

金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

南方都市报：
    【[话筒]这款APP收集用户个人信息！强行捆绑！快卸载！】日前，工信部对家手机应用商店的应用软件进行技术检测，发现款软件违规，涉及违规收集使用用户个人信息、恶意消耗用户相关账户积分、强行捆绑推广其他应用软件等问题。目前这些APP已被责令下架。扩散周知！尽快卸载！@工信微报 ​
[[[microphone] this APP to collect users personal information! Together! Quick uninstall!] Recently, the ministrys mobile application store application software test technology, found that software, irregular collection use users personal information, malicious user consumption related account integral, together to promote other applications software. At present the APP has been ordered off the shelves. Known to spread! Uninstall as soon as possible! @ letter micro quote]

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