2019年3月14日星期四

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    快!来人呀!众爱卿呢!帮朕翻个身![笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tEMEyUBp ​
[Come on! Come on! All the love qing! Help me turn over! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tEMEyUBp]

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Aria大雯:
    谁说只要保持心灵的年轻
人就可以不老
我不相信。 ​

[Who said that as long as keep young mind can not old < br > < br > people I dont believe it. ​]

有情不必终老 暗香浮动恰好

冷笑话精选:
    这个好玩[嘻嘻]@惊蛰or木子咧🐴一下@炸鱼六七三七三马住@王十古有点意思,马一下[并不简单]
[这个好玩[嘻嘻]@惊蛰or木子咧🐴一下@炸鱼六七三七三马住@王十古有点意思,马一下[并不简单]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #白色情人节# 老板,你这是在作弊,有这么甜的小哥哥还需要加糖吗?喝白开水都是甜的好吗![憧憬]#以团之名##酷酷日爆社# tEMEAhP ​
[# # white valentines day, the boss, you are cheating, have such a sweet little brother also need to add sugar? Drink plain boiled water is sweet! [hope] # in the name of group # # # tEMEAhP cool day blasting club]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【女子公园遭性侵 意法官称#长相太爷们不可能被侵犯#[摊手]】月日,意大利安科纳市法院前聚集近个抗议者,对女法官因被强奸女子“长得像男人”,判决犯罪嫌疑人无罪一事进行抗议。此案发生在年,年的二审理由于今年月日才曝光,引起了民众不满。tEMTYPfe ​
[The womens park was sexually assaulted Meaning the judge said # # looks great grandfather who may not be infringed on [stand hand]], ancona, Italy, protesters gathered near a courthouse, of female judge due to rape the woman looks like a man, acquitted the criminal suspect to protest. The case occurred in the year, the year of the second reason for this (date) (month) (year) to exposure, caused discontent. tEMTYPfe]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

蔡依林:
    是我
[Is my]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #中千万大奖后上班冷静#【小伙买彩票中万大奖:我要赶紧上班冷静一下】小张跟朋友在一起时发现自己买的彩票中了万,本着财不外露的原则,他强装镇定。而当他领这万的时候,竟催促体彩中心工作人员:“希望你们快一点,我要回去上班了。”原因是:“我要赶快去上班冷静一下。” ​
[# # must in the awards after work to calm the guy to buy lottery tickets in the wan awards I want to go to work to cool off 】 chamberlain with friends when find oneself buy lottery, in line with the principle that wealth is not exposed, he was pretending to be calm. And when he brought it all, has urged the body colour center staff I hope you hurry up, I want to go back to work. The reason is I want to go to work to cool off. ​]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    全员恶人[允悲]@·-_-·:还有相向而行的小红@伽梨略:还有故意打翻墨水瓶的小华[跪了][跪了][跪了]@放下那只干脆面:还有喝饮料喝几口兑点水再喝再兑的小强@认识惠特曼:良心包工头甲乙
[Full the wicked [allow sad] @ -_ -, still have each other the little red slightly @ ng pear and deliberately knocked over the ink bottle wah] [kneeling] [kneeling down] [kneeling @ the flat surface, and drink a few mouth add some water to drink again against the roaches @ meet Whitman conscience contractor party a and party b]

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猫扑:
    【机智!男子落水用牛仔裤做救生衣 漂浮小时获救】近日,岁的德国男子莫克和兄弟在新西兰奥克兰出海时不慎落水。当时莫克没有穿救生衣,也没有接住兄弟扔过来的救生衣,渐渐地被海浪卷走越漂越远。情急之中,莫克想起了曾经看到过的牛仔裤救生法。事后,他脱下牛仔裤,将裤脚打结后举出水面并充气,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 wit! Man overboard with jeans jackets Floating hours saved 】 recently, at the age of German man monk and his brothers went to sea when he fell down in Auckland, New Zealand. Monk didnt wear a life jacket, also did not catch the brothers threw life jackets, turns the waves more floating more far. The feeling be nasty in, he remembered once saw a jeans survival method. Afterwards, he takes off his jeans, will point to the water and air, after ankle strap knot... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家话题讨论# 一年一度的##又要到了,你遇到过哪些汽车行业里的猫腻呢?分享一下!这参与话题讨论,家家将每天抽取一位幸运用户送出汽车之家精美礼品! ​​​​
[# every topic # # # and annual is coming, what have you had the issue in the automotive industry? To share! That participate in the discussion topics, every family will extract a lucky every day users send car home of exquisite gift! ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

星巴克北京:
    白色情人节,当然要不同的花式浪漫,带上#星拼悦蛋糕礼盒#与男神来一次邂逅吧,这么多可咸可甜,可软可脆的美味,总有一款“盒”他心意!捎上这份香醇丝滑的北京坊专属的比利时进口Neuhaus巧克力,甜蜜度加倍哦。用咖啡和樱花的混搭表白也是不错的选择,今天饿了么#星巴克专星送#免运费,快来带走你的...全文: m.weibo ​
[White valentines day, to different fancy romance, of course, bring # # star spell yue cake box with male god come once met, so much can be salty sweet, can soft can crisp delicious, there is always a box he heart! Silky vividness to grab the Beijing fang exclusive import expansion soon becamenecessary Belgium chocolate, sweet degree double oh. Vindicate the mix with coffee and cherry blossoms also is right choice, today is hungry? # # starbucks designed star to send free shipping, come and take away your... The full text m. eibo]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

丑女达人:
    人这一辈子,最难得的不是遇到爱,而是遇到了解。 tRywgqa ​
[People in my life, the most rare is not love, but meet to know. tRywgqa]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    这样的数学课我也想上!烦死迟到早退放水注水的小明了![打脸] ​
[So I also want to go to the math class! Late arrival of drain water injection xiaoming bored to death! [face]]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【调查:后最担心父母养老 #后担心自己未来养老#】全国两会期间,对名~周岁青年进行的调查显示,.%的受访青年关注养老问题。.%的受访青年担心自己的养老问题,.%的受访青年担心父母的养老问题。交互分析发现,后(.%)是最担心自己未来养老的群体,后(.%)其次。后...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 after investigation the most worry worry about their future pension after his parents endowment # # 】 the country during the two sessions, according to the survey of teenager ~ one full year of life, the pension % of youth. . % of youth worried about their pension problem,. % of young worry about parents pension. Interaction analysis found that after (. %) is the most concerned about their future pension group, after the second (. %). After... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【全球“颜值经济”报告:#脱发已成世界难题# 每秒卖掉一顶假发[允悲]】阿里巴巴旗下跨境电商零售平台速卖通发布全球“颜值经济”报告:海外剁手党最爱美甲;俄罗斯是丝袜大国,美女们买走了速卖通一半的丝袜;数据证明脱发已成为世界难题,平台上每秒卖掉一顶假发。tEMRJrNq ​
[[global appearance level of the economy report # hair loss has become a world problem # per second to sell a wig [allow sad]] alibabas cross-border electricity retail platform release speed sell through global report appearance level economy overseas shopaholic favorite nail; Russia is filar socks power, beauty who bought half speed sell tong silk stockings; Data prove that hair loss has become a world problem, platform to sell a wig per second. tEMRJrNq]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

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