难怪我斗地主总是输，学到了[嘻嘻]@文科班校花酱学会了，过年就这么玩[并不简单]@水晶男孩鸡大帅欺负小朋友[允悲]
[No wonder I always lose, fight the landlord learned (hee hee) @ school beauty sauce learned liberal arts classes, so the Chinese New Year to play [] are not simple @ crystal boy chicken prince bully children [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
岛国一位主人困惑地表示，每次他出门遛狗，邻里和路人就会指指点点：“哇那个人在遛一只小熊哎！”......真的有那么像吗？[允悲]
[Island a master in confusion, said every time he go out walking the dog, neighbors and passersby would point the man was walking a little bear ah! ...... Really so like? [allow sad]]
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【#万酒瓶印失踪儿童信息#，是公益还是炒作？企业回应：只是希望帮失踪儿童回家】如何让更多人知道失踪儿童信息？近日，重庆一酒厂拿出万余瓶定制小酒，将走失儿童信息印在外包装上引发热议，有网友觉得这是炒作，也有人说这种方式不错。酒厂负责人称：只是希望尽自己的能力帮失踪儿童回家，这万...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # missing children bottle seal information, public or hype? Is the enterprise response just hope help missing children home 】 how to let more people know the missing children information? Recently, a chongqing brewery took out more than custom small wine, will lost children information printed on the outer packing caused heated debate, some netizens feel this is speculation, also someone says this way is good. Brewery said just want to the best of their abilities to help missing children home, this m... The full text m. eibo]
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[【 # # for tracing cauda! Three bentleys pileup price exceeds RMB [failure]] early February nd, jinjiang three suddenly the bentley brand car with festive red serial rear-end collision, the total value of three cars are more than ten thousand yuan. Have learned to avoid pedestrians in front of the car brakes, behind two bentley has chased the tail, the car has no insurance. The insurance company employees preliminary estimate the maintenance costs more than millions of... tEqmkvGu]
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[Phone # recommended daily homework # girlfriend also dare to fumble, again want to beaten? , teach you a recruit, later will not miss the missed call open the phone Settings - advanced Settings - select call not remind, learn to not? Arrangement! [laughing]]
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【英国#利物浦大学中文提醒不要舞弊#被批歧视 学校声明：并非针对中国学生[话筒]】月考试季，英国利物浦大学给学生发邮件说明考试规则，在其中用中文标注“舞弊”，解释担心中国学生不理解这个词所以用中文强调。学生们纷纷在网上发言，认为学校这种行为是歧视，而且要求学校公开道歉。...全文： m.weibo
[[British university Chinese remind dont fraud # # Liverpool is batch of discrimination statement school is not aimed at Chinese students [microphone]] month exam season, the university of Liverpool email give students instructions test rules, in which marked in Chinese fraud, explain worry that Chinese students do not understand the word so emphasized in Chinese. School students on the Internet, to speak and think this behavior is discrimination, but also requires schools to a public apology. ... The full text m. eibo]
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#微博交通台#【史上最崩溃报警：怎么办？老婆在车上生了！[允悲]】“喂！警察吗？怎么办，我老婆在车上生了！”月日，一男子带着临近预产期的妻子开车回家，途经南京妻子突然在车上生了，手足无措的新手爸爸拨打求助。最终，在警车引领下，产妇被顺利送到医院，母子无大碍。这对新手爸妈也是够心...全文： m.weibo
[# # weibo communication radio [in the history of the collapse of alarm? The wife gave birth to in the car! [allow sad]] hello! The police? What to do, my wife gave birth to in the car! On day, a man with a wife drive home due date draws near, through nanjings wife gave birth to in the car, suddenly overwhelmed the novice father to call for help. Finally, in the police car, maternal smoothly to the hospital, mother and child. The new parents also enough... The full text m. eibo]
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[# # BBS of hits daily [caring for his wifes Mercedes S L] from the primary school is grade one, my wife and I have been to, at the beginning of high school are classmates. From high school in love after marriage. Even the head to tail, also be followed me around for ages. My career started late, until around age in order to be on the road, which is broken sad thing is not much said. Men have no money, it is natural for a woman some injustice. So, the economy... The full text m. eibo]
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【男子车祸受伤后屡次起诉追要赔偿，这次输了官司反花费.万元[允悲]】岁的方先生是衢江区人，年时他出了车祸，左膝半月板损伤在车祸中受伤。之后几年里，方先生先后多次起诉并获赔万多元。但到了年，方先生更是以全身都痛无法劳动需要继续治疗等为由，又一次提出万元的高额索赔。但是...全文： m.weibo
[【 men after car accident injury repeatedly charged back to compensation, lost the lawsuit cost. Ten thousand yuan [allow sad]], fong is qu jiang district, he had an accident, in his left knee meniscus injury were injured in a car accident. After several years, Mr. Fang has repeatedly sued and maintaining diversity. But in the years, Mr. Fang but also to the whole body all pain cannot work need to continue treatment, such as ten thousand yuan high claim again. But... The full text m. eibo]
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【男孩坐取暖器上腿部被#烧伤#，妈妈怕其感冒只用冷水冲了一下，结果需要植皮[衰]】龙龙（化名）今年岁，前些日子因为坐在了取暖器上，裤子被取暖器内高温卤素管点燃了。当时，龙龙妈妈因担心龙龙着凉感冒，冲洗流水的时间并不长。送医后经过诊断，龙龙皮肤达到级烧伤，需要植皮手术。“孩子腿部被...全文： m.weibo
[The boy sat on the heater leg was # # burns, mother was afraid of the cold cold water only, the result needed skin grafts [failure]] having (a pseudonym) years old this year, because the other day sitting on the heater, pants ignited by high temperature within the halogen heater tube. At that time, having mom worried about having catch cold catch a cold, washing water is not a long time. Hospital after diagnosis, after having reached level burn skin, skin graft surgery may be necessary. Children the leg be... The full text m. eibo]
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【杭州一#中学为老师设恋爱假#：每月两次半天假[爱你]】最近，杭州市丁兰实验中学的老师们收到了一个好消息：学校要给单身的青年教师和已婚未育的老师放“恋爱假”。每个月，在没有排课且不影响教学工作的前提下，符合条件的老师可以申请两次“恋爱假”。而且，学校不仅会给老师放“恋爱假”，还将学校...全文： m.weibo
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[# fashion star wear approved by # # zheng keiko [ultra words] # @ zheng keiko In # JSTYLE # # # FEIA annual festival a fine mist haze blue fairy veil, fresh and elegant ponytail hair is nifty and lovely, the overall look fantasy. Event, zheng keiko gains the most potential artists, wearing a Marchesa white skirt, elegant and lovely, it should be a future! ]
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【女子坐车遭后排男子剪断马尾辫：因头发垂到他腿上[费解]】日，香港一公交车上，一女子疑因在车上睡着，长发沿椅背下垂让后排男子感到不舒服，男子拿出剪刀剪去了女子约厘米的头发。其他乘客看到后指责男子并叫醒女子。男子试图下车被乘客拦住，现已被拘捕。tEqTsCjR
[【 woman rode back man cut ponytails due to his leg hair [difficult]], a bus of Hong Kong, a woman suspected because of sleeping in the car, the back long hair hang down the back of the chair to let man feel uncomfortable, man took out his scissors about cm to the womens hair. The other passengers see the accused man and wake up after the woman. Man is trying to get off passengers stopped, have been arrested. tEqTsCjR]
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