Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    帅！@资深观众韩梅梅： 啊这该死的爱情@仙人粄粄啊啊啊啊啊我死了，我全身鸡皮疙瘩都起来了@吃瓜少女芒果酱啊啊啊[泪]我心动了@五月阿hu嗷~甜蜜暴击！
[Handsome! @ senior audience han meimei oh damn love @ fairy 粄 粄 agghh! Im dead, my whole body goose bumps @ the melon girl mango paste ahhh tears I may move the @ hu ao o ~ sweet crit!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

ZAKER：
    【DG争议广告女主发声几乎断送模特事业】 距D&G辱华事件已过去两个月，又有重要人物发声。曾为D&G拍摄“起筷吃饭”广告的女主角发微博解释了该广告的拍摄全程。 tEWVLhH ​
[The Japanese voice almost DG controversial commercial terminate a modeling career 】 from dolce &gabbana event has over the past two months, humiliating to China and important people. For the D&G the heroine of the chopsticks to eat commercial tweeting explains the advertising photography. tEWVLhH]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活# 在地铁上看见的一幕[doge]哥们你到底是要怎么样？？？[哈哈] tEWcnwn ​
[# # on the subway travel life saw the scene of [doge] the elder brothers you exactly want how??????? (ha ha) tEWcnwn]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻##丰田#【年建成 丰田将与松下合作电池公司】日前据外媒报道，此前丰田汽车决定为年后在中国发售的电动车配备松下电池，而近日曝出丰田汽车将与松下集团计划在年之前成立一家电池制造合资企业，两家公司的目的是希望降低电池的制造成本并提高产能，同时面对中国电池企业带来的竞...全文： m.weibo ​
[# every news # # # (Toyota years to build Toyota will cooperate with panasonic battery company, according to foreign media reported that the previous Toyota decided to year sale of electric vehicles equipped with panasonic battery in China, and recently revealed the Toyota and panasonic group plan before in a joint venture established a battery manufacture, the purpose of the two companies are hopes to reduce the manufacturing costs and increase production capacity of the battery, at the same time facing the competition of Chinese battery enterprise... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

angelababy：
    独家手绘鞋[害羞]#明星制片人微计划##angelababy不止AB面# tEWcRBt ​
[Exclusive hand-painted shoes [shy] # star producer micro plan # # # angelababy than AB face tEWcRBt]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【奇葩女司机报警#阳光太刺眼要民警送上班# 民警：眼睛不好去医院治啊[哼]】月日，安徽滁州，一女司机报警称阳光太刺眼，要民警送去上班。民警面对这一荒唐的要求果断拒绝，并告知女司机联系家人或者代驾。民警称，之前还有报警说没地儿晒被子、电视收不到台……他们呼吁：有限的警力要用在打击违法...全文： m.weibo ​
[The wonderful work the driver alarm # # the sun is too dazzling to civilian police to send work police eyes not go to hospital cure [singing]] month day, anhui chuzhou, a female driver alarm according to the sun so dazzling, sent police to go to work. Police decisive refused to face this ridiculous demands, and told the driver to contact family or generation. Police said, and before the police said no place to bask in the quilt, not receive television... They call for limited police to use in the fight against illegal... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    #看春晚上优酷#
一吻定情，甜长地久；以爱之名，幸福发声。
月日小年夜#湖南卫视春晚#，优酷实时更新播出，@王大陸TaluWang @林允Jelly 与你一起贺新年！ ​
[Youku # # to see spring night < br > both a kiss, sweet forever long; In the name of love, happiness. < br > small New Year month day # # hunan satellite TV gala, youku real-time updates, TaluWang @ @ king mainland Lin Yun Jelly New Year with you! ​]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【个元现金红包】心动嘛~拿好这份攻略，让红包塞满口袋！[憧憬]
[Cash bonus 】 【 a yuan move ~ take this strategy, the red envelopes stuffed with pocket! [hope]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    听说古风大神@Winky诗 也要来参加优酷#这就是原创#了？羞涩的班长竟然用这种方式做自我介绍，“欧括号星号横线下括号横线星号括号欧”，也太可爱了！想知道怎么支持他？快来优酷星球#原创盘兽榜#为他打call吧！
tEWGWH ​
[Heard that ancient great god @ Winky poetry also want to come to youku # # this is the original? Shy monitor should introduce myself in this way, the asterisk brackets brackets under the asterisk the bracket the line, also lovely! Want to know how to support him? Come on youku planet # # list of original dish beast play call for him! < br > tEWGWH]

但斌：
    在君安证券工作的时候，每年父母都能收到公司寄来的双亲费，感觉特别的温暖。年创立东方港湾至今，我们也一直延续了这一传统……今年快过年了，除了双亲费以外，又安排公司给每位员工发瓶茅台酒，让大家带回去孝敬家里长辈，庆祝新春佳节！希望这也能成为公司的传统！向在东方港湾工作的各位同事...全文： m.weibo ​
[Work in junan securities, every year, parents can get the company to send parents, feel very warm. Since founded in the east bay, we also have been continued the tradition... This year the Chinese New Year is coming soon, in addition to parents fee, and arrange company to each employee bottle of maotai, lets everybody back home elders obedience, celebrating the Spring Festival! Hope it will become a company of tradition! Dear colleagues to work in the eastern bay... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也民营企业坏起来没有底线。
[@ good Joe fields is also bad up private enterprises have no the bottom line.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也汉族人自取其辱，迟早灭族。@洪水中的小蚂蚁建国已经年了，加分不但不取消，反而变本加厉。这样加下去，汉族人完了
[@ fields is good Joe and han the genocide sooner or later. @ small ants in the flood has been the founding years, plus not only not cancelled, have become. Add like this, and han Chinese]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    当给狗子穿上这件衣服后，瞬间年味十足了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~tEShhc ​
[After the dog to put on this dress, the festival atmosphere is very ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ tEShhc moment]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    @股道热肠也一江春水向东流，都在贬值，比得是速度。
[@ good Joe fields is also a spring waters flow east, are falling in value, than is speed.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人