Just want to be a beloved clientPoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are

刘彦斌：
    我不再微博跟任何人打嘴仗！无趣无聊！ ​
[I am no longer weibo to litigate with anyone! Boring boring! ​]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【妈妈公司加班到深夜 #男孩带小狗地铁站等妈妈#回家】日深夜点左右，湖北武汉，一个小男孩和一只小狗一起到号线后湖大道站，等待在公司加班的妈妈下班回家。地铁工作人员担心小孩着凉，想把他带进休息室，但是男孩怕妈妈看不到他，于是坚持在站厅等候。 tEoDZNO ​
[The mother company to work overtime late into the night # # boy of the subway stations mother home 】 o clock in the middle of the night, hubei wuhan, a little boy with a dog to line after lake avenue station, waiting for the company to work overtimes mother came home from work. Staff worried that the child catch a cold, want to take him into the room, but the boy is afraid of mother cant see him, so stick to wait at station hall. tEoDZNO]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    马起来！@镰刀刮腋毛：转给首页掉发女孩@贴吧娘头发也很重要啊
[The horse up! @ sickle shave armpit hair, hair girl @ tieba niang hair to front page is also very important]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

顶尖设计：
    泰国女摄影师Peechaya Burrough 简洁有趣的摄影作品 ​
[Thai female photographer Peechaya Burrough concise and interesting photographs]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

ZAKER：
    【陈昱霖父母：恐吓吴秀波、索要亿为假】 陈昱霖父母再发文，称女儿恐吓吴秀波多年、索要或主动支付金额都不是事实。还表示愿意在阳光下接受法律和道德的审判。 tEorMs ​
[【 Chen Yulin parents intimidation super wu and ask for false 】 Chen Yulin parents post again, said her daughter intimidation super wu years, demanding or active payment amount are not true. Also offered to accept legal and moral judgment in the sun. tEorMs]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

优酷：
    还有人记得《客官不可以》和《坏女孩》吗？与许嵩，汪苏泷齐名，被称为“三巨头”之一的@徐良L 这次要来参加#这就是原创#啦！
“写歌十年，我没有一副天籁般的嗓子，只有一份厚脸皮的坚持。”
“所以，我来了。”
如果你还愿意听他继续唱下去，来优酷星球#原创盘兽榜#支持他！
tEoBRkX ​
[Anyone remember the guest officer may not and bad girl? And vae, Wang Su Long famous, known as the big three @ xu L want to come to this time, one of the # # this is original! < br > writing songs for ten years, I dont have a voice like sounds of nature, only a cheeky insisted. < br > so, Im coming. < br > if you are willing to listen to him to keep going, to youku # # list of original dish beast planet support him! < br > tEoBRkX]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    繁忙的年底，左手工作，右手春节，长辈和领导同时呼唤，头可不洗，妆可不化！这个春节咖啡不断档！来一罐#星巴克星倍醇#立马找回满血状态！高品质阿拉比卡咖啡豆，香气馥郁，随时随地获得醇厚味蕾享受～更有款口味满足挑剔的你！搞定boss，hold住长辈，升级打怪，一罐助力～点击购买 ...全文： m.weibo ​
[Work busy at the end of the left hand, right hand the Spring Festival, the elders and leadership calls at the same time, the head can not wash, makeup is not turn! This coffee is not short Spring Festival! To a can of star times alcohol # # starbucks immediately back to full health state! High quality arabica beans, fragrant, anytime, anywhere to get more new taste mellow taste buds enjoy ~ meet critical you! Boss, hold your elders, upgrade, a can of help ~ click buy... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#【#火车能设儿童车厢吗# 对此你怎么看？】你是不是每次坐公共交通出行，都会深受“熊孩子”之扰？于是有网友提议火车单设“儿童车厢”。对此，中国铁路总公司客运部主任黄欣回应：网友想法很有创意。我发起了一个投票 【火车设置儿童车厢，你支持吗？】tEooyy ​
[# # #.so topic [train can have children car? # what do you think of that? Every time you take public transportation, will suffer bear children one? So some netizens propose train children carriage set up separately. In response, the Chinese section of passenger transport railway corporation director Huang Xin response net friend very creative idea. I started a vote [train set up childrens car, do you support? tEooyy]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    【白人男子#要求空姐帮擦屁股#，航空公司：他是“惯犯”，曾直接拉屎撒尿在座位上[吐]】近日，一名中国台湾长荣航空的空乘人员曝光：机上一位行动不便坐轮椅的公斤白人男子，提出极不合理的要求，他要空姐帮他脱裤子上厕所，并帮忙擦屁股。空姐无奈妥协，之后出面哭诉事情经过。航空公司称，该男子...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 help wipe # # white man asked a flight attendant, airlines he is a repeat, has directly crapping on the seat [spitting]] recently, a Chinese exposure of Taiwans Eva airways flight attendants on a wheelchair-bound disabled kg white man, put forward an unreasonable request, he wants the stewardess to help him to take off pants to go to the toilet, and help to wipe. The stewardess helpless compromise, to cry after things happened. The airline said, the man... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

但斌：
    和海平、东兴、马腾、衡光一起，向东方港湾的客户汇报年的情况以及对年市场的展望。会后同事们一起合影留念！[心][鲜花][作揖] ​
[With sea level, large, marten, HengGuang, east bay customer reporting the situation of the year and the year market outlook. After the meeting colleagues took a group photo! [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

BORGHESE-贝佳斯：
    想做美出天际的冻龄女神，这一瓶冻龄水就足够！贝佳斯赋活青春精华水，天然茄科植物萃取，全面启动肌肤DNA修护，促进胶原蛋白再生，提取冻龄茄红抗氧因子，卓效抗氧化，延缓肌肤衰老，这一瓶蕴含丰富植物精华的冻龄水，让肌肤越来越年轻！ ​
[Do you want to be beautiful sky goddess of frozen age, the age of a bottle of cold water is enough! Borghese youth activating essence water, natural solanaceae plant extraction, initiating the DNA repair skin, promote collagen regeneration, eggplant red antioxidant extracted from frozen age factor, effective cleansing antioxidant, delay the aging of the skin, and the age of frozen water bottle contains rich plant essence, make skin more and more young! ​]

Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利，品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后，La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力，把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族，远至文艺复兴时期，贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力， 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物，于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌，所以贝佳斯皇妃（Princess Marcella Borghese）决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头，打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中，BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一，致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念，倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活，让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。

卢健生：
    到#中国机长# 拍摄现场，探望在那里辛勤工作，努力记录精彩瞬间的@ZCAM E微型电影机，收工时和偶像@刘伟强 导演及摄影指导冯远文老师合照留念。[haha] tRIEQXN ​
[To # # China captain on the set, to see where the hard work, effort to record the moment @ ZCAM E miniature motion-picture machine, call it a day and idols @ record Director and director of photography teacher yuen man fung group photo as a souvenir. (haha) tRIEQXN]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪新闻客户端：
    #陈昱霖父母回应女儿生活奢豪# 你怎么看？[思考]
[# # Chen Yulin parents respond daughter life luxury house what do you think? [thinking]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【少年#特朗普粉丝与原住民对峙#视频走红#，激起全美大讨论】月日，当参加示威的原住民去到华盛顿纪念碑附近时，遇上另一批游行的反堕胎示威者，当中有一群疑似特朗普粉丝的学生嘲笑原住民，许多民众不满，视频走红网络，引发全美大讨论。tESrmPg ​
[[young # fans and indigenous trump confrontation # # video popular, arouse the debate 】 June , when the participants of indigenous to near the Washington Monument, with another group of anti-abortion protesters marched, there are a group of suspected trump fans native students laughed at, a lot of discontent, video popular network, caused the big discussion. tESrmPg]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛不要跟我说一个年幼无知的女孩被洗脑七年以后上当受骗，有多少女人这一辈子在岁上仅凭睡觉这种没有含金量的事，就能坐拥身家好几千万?
[@ old had pig dont say with me a young and innocent girl brainwashed cheated after seven years, how many women in my life in the age of this kind of no value to sleep alone, can have good worth tens of millions?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人