刘彦斌:
我根本不在乎掉多少粉丝,我又不挣粉丝的钱!就是剩十万粉丝,我该说什么说什么!这是我自己的微博,只要不违法违规,我爱说什么说什么!关别人屁事!
[I dont care how many fans, I dont make fans money! Hundreds of fans is left, what should I say what say what! This is my own weibo, so long as not illegal, I love say what say what! Others business. ]
冷笑话精选:
太惨了哈哈哈哈哈@别是个沙雕吧哈哈哈哈哈过于沙雕!@他只是个孩子啊 片场真相[笑cry]@我的追星大号 摄影师惊恐的表情哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@僵尸也能 师傅到底要吸多少二手烟呐[允悲]@謝_当当 加点孜然肉就可以吃了@wUUUki 摄影师:赚钱真难
[Too bad! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ dont is a sand too much sand! @ he is just a child Set the truth @ smile to cry, I make track for a star of the large size Photographer horrified expression ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ zombies can master what have to absorb how many second-hand smoke [allow sad] @ xie _ dangdang add cumin meat can eat @ wUUUki photographer its hard to making money]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小野妹子学吐槽:
说得太对了...有钱不一定能获得幸福,但有钱却可以避免许多不幸[失望]
[Say so right... Can obtain happiness doesnt always go with money, but money can avoid many unfortunate [disappointed]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选:
年最令人震撼的魔术表演 tEtYgu
[The years most impressive magic tEtYgu]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
优酷:
#锋味# 娱乐圈到底谁最能吃?#谢霆锋[超话]##邓紫棋[超话]# 大爆料现场已经抵达!谢大厨爆料Y姓女艺人(#angelababy[超话]# )一顿能吃三人份,邓紫棋实力模仿P姓男艺人(#潘玮柏[超话]# )永远都在吃[偷乐]……快来围观锋紫组合挑战“昆虫大餐”,胜利征服柬埔寨夜市~tEtLRDVQ
[# # tat taste the entertainment circle who can eat the most? # # # Nicholas tse [ultra words] Deng Zi chess [ultra words] # broke the scene had arrived! Thank chef fact Y surname female artist (# angelababy [ultra words] #) one meal can eat three copies of Deng Zi chess strength imitate P name of male artists (# pan weibo words [over] #) eat [steal joy] are forever... Come and watch front purple combination challenge insects dinner, conquer Cambodia night market ~ tEtLRDVQ victory]
汽车之家:
#家家新闻#【这会是i么? 宝马新能源车谍照曝光】日前,有海外媒体拍摄到了一组宝马电动车型伪装照,并声称这是i谍照,谍照中的测试原型车被放置在拖车上,且采用了较为严密的伪装,整体轮廓以及车头造型都很接近系 Gran Coupe,考虑到车身上的“电动测试车”标识以及车尾疑似非实体排气装置,我们...全文: m.weibo
[# # every news [is it I? BMWs new energy car photos exposure), with overseas media captured a group of BMW electric vehicles disguised as, claiming that this is the I spy, spy in the test prototype is placed on the trailer, and the relatively tight camouflage, the overall outline and car model which is very nearly series Gran Coupe, considering the car body of electric test car logo and the rear of the suspected of entities exhaust device, we... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑:
【中年大叔偷小孩:没儿子在家抬不起头![摊手]】#没儿子抬不起头#月日下午,河南南阳一名刚满四岁的男孩,在当地人民公园被一名陌生男子给偷走了。通过视频追踪,邓州警方在当天晚上点钟左右,把小男孩平安解救出来。叶某称家里没有男孩,觉得没有男孩抬不起头,就想偷别人的男孩养。事实上,犯罪...全文: m.weibo
[[middle-aged uncle steal children not son home lift head! [stand hand]] # # son didnt lift head, in the afternoon, henan nanyang a just four years old boy, in the local peoples park was a strange man to steal. Through video tracking and opinion police o clock at night in the day, the little boy rescued safe and sound. Ye Mou said no boy at home, dont think boys lift head, just want to steal other peoples boy. In fact, crime... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【乌克兰女大学生#付不起车费被冻死# 司机半夜将其赶下公交车】据《太阳报》月日报道,乌克兰岁医科学生准备去看望生病住院的母亲,由于忘带钱包,没有钱支付公交车费被赶下车,试图徒步回家,却在黑暗中掉入冰洞,冻死在了零下度的森林。两天后父亲在一个黑暗的坑洞里发现了她的尸体。...全文: m.weibo
[[Ukraine # # female college students cant afford to pay the fare freeze to death the driver to be out in the middle of the night bus] according to the sun newspaper, reported that Ukraine, medical students are going to visit the sick mother in the hospital, because forgot to take my wallet, have no money to pay the bus fare was driven out of the car, try to go home on foot, but fall into the hole in the dark, frozen to death in the forests of degrees below zero. Two days after his father in a dark hole found her body. ... The full text m. eibo]
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蔡依林:
[笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语][笑而不语]
[[smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]
刘彦斌:
我不看其他大V的微博,是因为我看不懂!他们说话太深奥,云里雾里的,而我理解能力有限,索性就不看了!李大霄老师说话我能听懂,所以就看!
[I dont look at other big V weibo, because I dont understand! They talk too deep, fog, but I understand ability is limited, just watch! Li Daxiao teacher speak I can understand, so they look! ]
平安北京:
【醉酒驾车被查贿赂民警 民警:我给你录着像呢】
[The drunken driving of bribing police police checked I give you record like? 】]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
猫扑:
【起底上海白马会所:连前台都是男生 只服务女性顾客】近日,网传上海白马会所存在有偿陪侍的情况,有网友爆料称一名男性工作人员在生日当日还收到很多贵重礼物。有自称是白马会员前员工的小白(化名)告诉北青报记者,网传的这次过生日事件是真的。不过对于会所内的陪侍来说,这个生日礼物根本不算什...全文: m.weibo
[【 bottom Shanghai white horse club even the front desk are boys only women 】 recently, network transmission has paid escort Shanghai white horse club, some netizens revealed that a male workers in the birthday that day also received a lot of valuable gifts. Has claimed to be a member of former employees charming small white (not his real name) told north green press, web travels this birthday event is true. But for escort, within the club, the birthday gift isnt what... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
俄罗斯一名男子在贝加尔湖结冰时,在湖面上悠闲地行走。并拍摄下这神仙般的景色,宛如一块巨大的翠绿琥珀宝石...[心] tEtauy
[A man freezes in Lake Baikal of Russia, leisurely walk on the surface of the lake. Paradise and photographing of the landscape, just like a huge green amber stones... [heart] tEtauy]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【祝贺!徐灿赢得WBA羽量级世界金腰带[威武]】在刚刚结束的世界拳击协会羽量级拳王争霸赛中,中国拳手徐灿击败卫冕拳王罗哈斯,夺得金腰带!这是继熊朝忠和邹市明之后,中国第三位世界拳王!祝贺!戳↓视频现场 tEtZl
[【 congratulations! Xu Can win WBA bantamweight world gold belt [power]] in the just-concluded world boxing association bantamweight boxing championship, China beat defending champion boxer Xu Can rojas, won the gold belt! This is after Xiong Chaozhong and zou shiming, third world champion in China! Congratulations! Stamp left tEtZl video scene]
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