Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

刘彦斌：
    我炒股年，有些经验，但是一直没有掌握高抛低吸的方法，实在是惭愧惭愧！不过我在高吸低抛方面做得不错👍 ​
[I fry a year, some experience, but there has been no master the methods of cast high low suck, is really ashamed ashamed! 不过我在高吸低抛方面做得不错👍 ​]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#岁男孩携枚子弹过安检#：同学送的礼物[衰]】月日，山东潍坊一名岁男孩在行李箱中携带了发子弹，过火车站安检时被拦下，这些子弹都是未击发的式mm实弹。经核实，子弹是男孩同学的父亲在拆迁废墟中发现的，同学将子弹拿到学校分给了男孩。tEtlegRX ​
[[# # years old boy with a bullet through security students gift [failure]] month day, shandong weifang a old boy carry the bullets in the suitcase, a railway station security is stopped when the bullets are not firing type mm ammunition. After verification, the bullet was the father of the boy students in ruins found in the demolition, the students will be a bullet between the boys at school. tEtlegRX]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    #集五福竟然真的会种树#今日集五福新词来了，有请语文课代表！ ​
[# # wufu actually will plant trees today sets wufu new words come, welcome language lesson representative! ​]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
    #大冰小将#剧照来袭！暖心的千玺哥哥@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 、和大头叔叔@雷佳音 就地贴心帮小朋友们穿冰鞋，金牌经理人、全能领队真棒！[good]锁定《大冰小将》每周六晚，优酷全网首播，冰场接着见！[挤眼] ​
[Incoming player # # big ice still! Warm the heart of the seal brother @ TFBOYS - Jackson, uncle and big head @ mine better tone In situ close to help the children wear skates, gold managers, omnipotent leaders are great! The great ice teenager, a [good] lock every Saturday night, youku tech-oriented premiere, ice see you then! [eye]]

汽车之家：
    #家家话题讨论#不少厂家推出新车的时候，都会给高配车型配上大尺寸轮圈，整个车就会显得非常有气势。那么各位觉得轮圈大小到底重不重要呢？在购车的时候有没有刻意的去选择轮圈大小呢？参与话题讨论，家家将每天抽取一位幸运用户送出汽车之家精美礼品！ ​​​​
[# # every topic discussed many manufacturers to launch new car would give the high-end models with large size wheels, the car will seem very imposing manner. So you think rim size whether heavy not important? When a car have deliberately choose rims sizes? Participate in the discussion topics, every family will extract a lucky every day users send car home of exquisite gift! ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

刘彦斌：
    股票上涨的时候，最不需要问的一句话就是：为什么？ ​
[Stocks, the most dont need to ask of a words be why? ​]

百度网盘：
    为什么总是抽不中我？？？
[Why always making miss me???]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【寒心！#上交的工资被老婆偷偷买房# 还只写她自己的名字[思考]】#你啥看法#重庆男子小谢在一家电子销售公司上班，他和老婆小夏结婚年多，目前住在小谢父母赠予的一套老房子里。但是最近，小谢忽然发现老婆竟然悄悄在永川买了一套房，还只写了她一个人的名字。经过反复追问，夏小姐交代，该房主要是父...全文： m.weibo ​


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微博搞笑排行榜：
    醒醒脑[加油]@在和蓝马评论喝鸡汤@陆尔清🐎住@似小尤🐴@草菇馅的饺子码，最近有点丧
[醒醒脑[加油]@在和蓝马评论喝鸡汤@陆尔清🐎住@似小尤🐴@草菇馅的饺子码，最近有点丧]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
    【快递员的流动生日！时速公里的愿望：希望明年在老家买套房子】昨天下午，菜鸟网络组织的快递员专列从上海虹桥站发车，开往安徽金寨，车上坐了多名快递员及家属。短暂的归途中还有一个特别的环节：不同工装的部分快递员，过了一个集体生日。愿望很实在：好好陪孩子玩几天，希望能在老家买套房子...全文： m.weibo ​
[The flow of the Courier birthday! The desire of the km per hour, hope to buy a house in hometown next year 】 yesterday afternoon, the novice network organization of the express train from Shanghai hongqiao station start, bound for anhui Jin Zhai, the car sat for more than Courier and their families. A short way home there is a special link in different tooling part Courier, had a collective birthday. Desire is really have a good play with children for a few days, hope to be able to buy a house in hometown... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京：
    【中国警方在线官方微博获得年度全国政务机构微博第一名】tEtYhmP ​
[The Chinese police official online weibo won the annual national government agencies weibo first 】 tEtYhmP]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化#到店实拍 长安CS PLUS 款 .L 自动畅联版~ tEtYASfi ​
[# # every car culture to store will chang CS PLUS money. L chang lian version ~ tEtYASfi automatically]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 这是印度的春运还是开挂民族的日常？[二哈] tEtYAMkt ​
[# # vientiane traffic this is Indias travel or open hang national daily? [two ha] tEtYAMkt]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    文字的力量，我jio得疼了，你呢？ ​
[The power of words, I have to hurt jio, how about you? ​]

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金山夜话博主：
    #金山夜话# 听友：男朋友和两三岁的外甥开玩笑说和舅舅出去玩女孩子去，小男孩说好，舅舅问要玩几个，他说三个。我觉得男朋友三观不正和小朋友开这样的玩笑，同时还觉得他自己花心，男权主义。是我多想了吗？金山：是的，你说的都不靠边儿，其实他是在挑逗你呢！ ​
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my boyfriend and two or three years old nephew, joked that his uncle went out to play girls, the boy said yes, my uncle was asked to play some, he said three. I dont think the boyfriend through with children joke about it, at the same time also feel his flower heart, patriarchal. Is how I want to? Jinshan yes, youre all without end, in fact he was teasing you! ​]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家