2019年1月22日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    是啊,越长久的朋友越要珍惜,毕竟能留下的不多了...感恩🙏 ​
[Yes, more friends for a long time more to cherish, after all can leave running out... 感恩🙏 ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷:
    #新年有戏# #张云雷[超话]# 第五季考试现在开始,第一题,填空题: 太阳落下山,秋虫儿闹声喧,日思夜想的___,来到了我的门前呐~答案就在每周日晚:#欢乐喜剧人#→tEOnH 你喜欢的综艺,优酷都有~ ​
[# # # is a New Year Zhang Yunlei [ultra words] # season test now, first question, fills up the topic the sun falls down the mountain, in the autumn of worm noise loud, wants to ___, came to my door shout ~ the answer on Sunday night # # happy comedy - > tEOnH you like variety, youku has ~]

青年时报:
    【防孩子寒假沉迷游戏,家长没收手机平板Switch 走哪背哪[笑cry]】日,武汉地铁工作人员接到一好心乘客拾到的灰色双肩背包,包内全是电子产品,比较贵重。找到失主后,失主透露,为避免孩子寒假沉迷玩乐,便没收了孩子游戏机、平板、手机等全部“家当”并随身携带,就差将电脑搬出来了。亲妈无疑...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 prevent kids winter vacation indulged games, parents confiscate the phones which back plate Switch go which [laugh cry]], wuhan metro workers received the grey backpack, picked up by a good passenger bags is full of electronic products, the more valuable. Find the owner, the owner, in order to avoid children addicted to play, the winter vacation has confiscated the children all game machine, tablet, mobile phone and other possessions and carry them wherever you go, just to move the computer. Mother is... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑:
    【孙楠一家每月房租 被朋友笑太寒酸】近日,孙楠妻子潘蔚在某次采访中表示,在三年前,她和孙楠已从北京搬到了徐州去居住,他们在徐州租了一套平米的房子,月租块,并送孩子去念了传统文化学校。两人年结婚后一直很低调,孙楠是潘蔚的第三任丈夫,家里四个孩子中除了她原有的孩子和与孙...全文: m.weibo ​
[The sun nan, a monthly rent was friends laugh too shabby 】 recently, sun nan wife Pan Wei said in an interview that in three years ago, she and sun nan has moved to xuzhou from Beijing to live, they rented a square meter house in xuzhou, rent, and to send their children to read the school traditional culture. LiangRen years after getting married, has been very low-key, sun nan is Pan Wei third husband, her four children, in addition to the original children and with the sun... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #微博交通台#这位司机你怎么想的?[费解]最终被罚了分元[doge] tECQMW ​


新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #出发才知道# 春节就是一场大型的灵魂拷问,你不救自己谁来心疼你?面对七大姑八大姨的自救指南第一招 —先发制人!没想到我的旅行小帮手@穷游网 把生活中的难题都包办了。这一招,你学会了么?tEpKKDM ​
[# # start to know the soul of the Spring Festival is a big torture, you dont save yourself who will love you? Faced with extendedpriest of self-help guide first recruit - a pre-emptive strike! Poor little helper @ you didnt think my travel The problems in life are arranged. This recruit, you have learned? tEpKKDM]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #论坛精选日报#【说走就走的旅行 与车友们行川西】我们的祖国大地,土地辽阔、地大物博,山河壮丽辽阔。可以驰骋在华北平原的平坦公路,也可以在漫天黄沙中穿越沙漠......每次踏上旅途总有惊喜的收获!这次车友会的好姐妹周三突然提议周末四辆车一同走川西,来个说走就走的旅行......以下是我们简单规...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # BBS of hits daily said come away trip With drivers to western sichuan 】 our motherland, vast land, is humongous, was magnificent. Can run in the north China plain, flat road can also be in all over the sky yellow sand across the desert... Every time travel theres always a surprise harvest! This drives to good sisters walked four car suddenly proposed weekend western sichuan on Wednesday, said to come away trip... The following is our simple rules to... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

谢娜:
    编上小辫儿潜水去[太开心][太阳] tEKgMW ​
[In the dreadlocks diving to [quite happy] [the] tEKgMW]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

小米手机:
    我说今晚月光那么美,你说是的🎵#用小米拍出最美夜景#
[我说今晚月光那么美,你说是的🎵#用小米拍出最美夜景#]

一面科技,一面艺术。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#泰国讽刺环保短片#:人类!你为什么不吃塑料?!】每年大约有只海洋生物被发现因误食塑料垃圾而死亡,我们不能消化塑料袋,海洋生物也不能。转发呼吁,拒绝塑料垃圾!为生命负责!tEV ​
[【 irony environmental short # # Thailand man! Why dont you eat plastic?!] Each year about sea creatures were found only death due to ingestion of plastic garbage, we cant digest plastic bags, Marine life. Forwarding calls, refused to plastic garbage! Be responsible for life! tEV]

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青年时报:
    【口红机里有“套路”!中奖概率人为设定】日前,一些商场里,“口红机”火了起来,花十元玩游戏,就有机会赢口红。记者在电商平台咨询供应商后得知,口红机的中奖概率可设置,与使用者的操作技术无关。而号称来自的专柜正品口红,在专柜也验不了货……律师:口红机中奖概率应如实公布,否则涉及虚假宣...全文: m.weibo ​
[The lipstick machine has a routine! 】 by the odds set a few days ago, some stores, lipstick fire up, spend ten yuan to play games, will have a chance to win a lipstick. Reporter after the electric business platform consulting suppliers that the probability of winning the lipstick machine can be set up, has nothing to do with the users operation technology. And claims to be from counters authentic lipstick in counters can check the goods... Lawyer lipstick machine should disclose the winning probability, otherwise involved in the false propaganda... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    航拍广州火车站春运人潮涌动
[Aerial guangzhou railway station travel crowd]

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冷笑话精选:
    可以一试[ok]@电影工厂 希望你在年能更好地运用空间、使用时间[爱你]
[You can try [ok] @ film factory I hope you can better use the space in the years, the use of timelove you]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#能缝衣服就能做双眼皮#  整形培训三天可出徒?】近日,记者暗访了深圳某整形培训学校,该校开设双眼皮、线雕等二十多个课程。该校老师表示,行业门槛低,利润高,三天能学完课程。生意主要靠信任,可以拉朋友来试手。@时间视频 tESkIZY ​
[【 # # can sew clothes can double eyelid plastic surgery training three days to complete ones apprenticeship? Recently, the reporter investigations the shenzhen orthopedic training school, the school courses in double-fold eyelid, line carve and so on more than . The school the teacher said, low entry barriers, high profit, three days to learn the course. Business mainly rely on trust, can be finally pull friends. @ time video tESkIZY]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【深圳代表建议:女性生二孩一年内工资由社保承担】深圳市人大代表、南山区妇联主席杜屏建议完善二孩政策的配套措施,让更多家庭想生、敢生,生得起、养得起、教育得起,比如产妇一年之内工资由政府社保承担,减轻企业负担。tEYid ​
[[shenzhen on behalf of the suggestion women have two child a year salary shall be borne by the social security 】 nanshan district, shenzhen city peoples congress, womens federation chairman Du Bing Suggestions supporting measures to perfect the second child policy, make more families want to birth, dare to be born, affordable and sustainable, education, such as maternal within a year shall be borne by the government social security wages, reduce the financial burden on enterprises. tEYid]

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