Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    读书真的很重要[允悲]@资深观众韩梅梅 不如喊麦是认真的吗[允悲]@小公举的乌克丽丽 不知道红楼梦原文我尚且可以理解，但上学的时候没背过如梦令吗[允悲][允悲]语文老师的棺材板按不住了嘿
[Reading is really important [allow sad] @ senior audience han meimei Not shout mic is serious? [allow sad] @ lily little public election of Ukraine I dont know the original dream of the red chamber I still can understand, but I cant back to school like a dream for you [allow sad] [allow sad] coffin plate by revealing the hey of Chinese teacher]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

青年时报：
    【岁#男童将证件照拍成表情包#：妈妈说拍照要笑[允悲]】月日，浙江杭州，一位岁男童将证件照拍成表情包的视频走红。孩子的妈妈称，因为自己平时自拍让孩子做各种表情，结果孩子觉得拍照就应该笑成这样。最后小朋友也很无奈，“怎么弄啊？”[偷笑]（有料）tEaMB ​
[【 aged # # boy will certificate according to package into expression mom said photos to laugh [allow sad]] month day, hangzhou, zhejiang province, a boy who will certificate according to expression into a package of video. The childs mother said, because they usually take let children do all sorts of expression, the children feel should smile like this photo. Children are also very helpless, how? [laughing] tEaMB (material)]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    楼下的日本网友回复也很真实了[允悲]一语中的 tEOxAXo
[Downstairs Japan tree-view control is also very realallow sadness hit home tEOxAXo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    @易简乾坤我们批判地理因素决定论~决定论是不够正确，其实不光地理因素，种种因素，少了哪条也许结局都不一样，因此某个因素决定论常常偏颇~但是毫无疑问，地理因素在人文环境民族生存、社会发展中具有巨大影响~欧洲是南方起步，如果是中东欧大平原区的民族率先进入文明社会，也许会有个大一统国家
[@ easy Jane qiankun we critical factor determinism ~ determinism is not correct, in fact, not only geographical factors, a variety of factors, which may be less end is different, so some factor determinism often biased ~ but there is no doubt that the geographical factors in the national survival and social development of human environment has great influence to southern Europe is started, if it is in central and eastern plains threatens national leading the civilization, may have a unitary state]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

星巴克中国：
    #点专星送赢星巴克猪猪杯# 还记得前不久上市的可爱猪猪星杯吗？ 下手慢没抢到也没关系，来星巴克APP点专星送，凭订单截图留言转发就有机会参与机会抽奖获得这款超人气猪猪杯！具体活动规则请戳下方长图 ​
[# point designed star to win starbucks pig # remember the lovely pig star cup recently listed? Under both didnt grab it doesnt matter to the starbucks APP point star to send, by order screenshot message forward have the opportunity to participate in the opportunity to draw on the super cup pig! Please stamp long figure below specific activity rules]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

但斌：
    @陶永谊回复@紫木荷[作揖]@紫木荷利益的权衡、实力的较量。将陶先生的这本书加入读书计划。@陶永谊 回复@slrascal我就知道会提这个问题，我的《互利：政治的智慧》一书里有全面的阐述，有兴趣可以看一看。没兴趣就算了。@slrascal说说国内模式怎么样
[@ TaoYongYi reply @ purple schima superba [bowing] @ violet schima superba interests balance, contest of strength. Will Mr. Tao to join the book reading plan. @ @ slrascal TaoYongYi reply I know will ask this question, my book and mutual benefit political wisdom in a comprehensive description of interested can have a look. Simply not interested. @ slrascal about domestic pattern]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @雪球平安内含价值绝对是这样
[@ snowball peace embedded value absolutely]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @羊总之花菜炒蟹#淡定从容爱茅台+理性平和论茅台# 这哪是什么受基金青睐的事？根本上，是基金必须买入持有优秀的、有扎实业绩支撑的股票！无论何时，作为负责任的基金公司，都只能这样投资不是吗？
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab # love maotai + rational calm detachment of maotai # what this which is popular with fund? Fundamentally, it is fund must buy to hold good, have a solid performance support stock! No matter when, as a responsible fund company, can only such investment isnt it?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    我酸了！@吃不胖的小我被酸昏厥了嘻嘻[嘻嘻]@黄濑濑濑濑我先酸了[作揖]@乳不贫何以平天下哇！！这也太好了吧[泪]
[Im acid! @ eat not fat the ego has been fainting acid hee hee hee hee] @ yellow dalai dalai dalai dalai I first acid [bowing] @ milk why not lean flat world wow!! This also too good [tears]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    【防孩子寒假沉迷游戏 家长没收手机平板走哪背哪[笑cry]】日，武汉地铁工作人员接到一好客拾到的灰色双肩背包，包内全是电子产品。找到失主后，失主透露，为避免孩子寒假沉迷玩乐，便没收了孩子游戏机、平板、手机等全部“家当”并随身携带，就差将电脑搬出来了。tEtm ​
[Winter vacation addicting games [against children Parents confiscate the phones which back which tablet go [laugh cry]], wuhan subway staff received the grey backpack, picked up by a hospitality package is full of electronic products. Find the owner, the owner, in order to avoid children addicted to play, the winter vacation has confiscated the children all game machine, tablet, mobile phone and other possessions and carry them wherever you go, just to move the computer. tEtm]

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但斌：
    @陈宇极品投资重要讲话指出：当前中国面临政治，意识形态，经济，科技，社会，外部环境，党的建设七大风险。不是在下杜撰。
[@ researh material - gourmet investment important speech pointed out that China is currently faced with politics, ideology, economy, science and technology, society, and the external environment, the partys construction risk of seven. Not the myth.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @钱皓我们每个人都有自己的梦想与追求，为了生活生存，哪怕付出生命的巨大价。也要去获取。
[@ Qian Hao each of us has his own dream and pursuit, in order to live life, even pay a huge price of life. Also want to get.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #艳势番之新青年# 艳势番众人发布会齐亮相，团队各大担当首曝光！主演们争先爆料剧组幕后趣事，气氛好嗨呦！记得月日来来优酷看#YSF天团#！tEOtGTu ​
[# # colourful potential of new youths brilliant potential neat appearance at the conference, the teams big bear first exposure! Reports coming from the stars rushed to cast behind the fun and the atmosphere good hi! Remember the day of the month to youku watch group # # YSF day! tEOtGTu]