微博搞笑排行榜:
这是男女有别,还是双标?@大仙的老婆评论里说女生不对的,都没处过对象吧?或者就是分了。男女有别,这四个字够你们理解么
[This is different from the men and women, or double standard? @ the wife of daxian comments said the girl right, dont place a object? Or is the points. For men, these four words do you understand]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
微博星座:
对着星空#许个愿吧# ~@微博许愿
日本画家加贺谷穰(KAGAYA)绘制的星座组图将宇宙的至幻至美都从幻想变为了具像化。小时候非常流行这组图的壁纸、明信片和海报,算起来正是这组图引发了小星对星空和宇宙的向往,是我星座情结的启蒙呢[爱你]
[On the # # the stars make a wish ~ @ weibo < br > Japan vows painter (KAGAYA) plus He Gu would be drawn constellation map will to magic to the beauty of the universe from fantasy to the representational. Childhood is very popular this gallery of wallpaper, postcards, and posters, well it is this picture caused a small star of the stars and the universe is yearning, is my constellation complex enlightenment? Love you []]
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平安北京:
【奇葩!人专偷功德箱,事后求神拜佛别被抓】年月日河南洛阳,两男两女出现在新安县某道观内,合作盗取道观内功德箱里的钱。名嫌疑人在作案后,还跪拜磕头请求别被抓住。警方根据监控对其实行抓捕,目前人已被刑拘,案件进一步处理中。tEOvawg
[Wonderful work! People steal merits box, pray to Buddha for help later dont be caught] (date) (month) (year) in luoyang, henan, two men and two women appeared in the new county a Taoist temple, the cooperation of stealing Taoist temple in qualities of the money in the box. After the suspect in crime, and bowed down to kowtow request dont get caught. According to the monitoring of its police arrest, at present people have been detained, in case of further processing. tEOvawg]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##凯迪拉克XT#【有望月上市 上汽通用凯迪拉克XT亮相】月日,上汽通用凯迪拉克旗下的全新中大型SUV产品——XT首次与国内消费者见面。新车有座或三排座两种布局形式,有望今年月上市,动力方面,虽然此前报道的海外版XT采用.L V发动机,但这款车国产之后预计将采用.T的动力总成...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # Cadillac XT# 【 is expected to be listed Saic gm Cadillac XT appearance] month day, saic gm Cadillacs new large SUV products - XT meet domestic consumers for the first time. Have a new car or three rows of seats two layout forms, is expected to market this month, motivation, although previously reported the overseas edition of XT. L V engine, but is expected to be adopted after domestic. This car powertrain of T... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
青年时报:
【买不起商场专柜的名牌裙子,妈妈竟让岁的儿子帮自己偷[怒]】月日,杭州天水派出所接到某商场专柜工作人员报警称,专柜一条价值元的裙子不见了。民警查看监控看到嫌疑人后,惊了……“作案”的竟是一名只有五六岁的孩子。原来,是孩子的妈妈在逛商场时看中了这条裙子,但没有钱购买,于是就指...全文: m.weibo
[Cant afford to buy a designer dress shop counters, mother let old son help I steal [anger]] month day, hangzhou tianshui station received a shop counters staff report to the police, said counters a yuan worth of dress is missing. The police after seeing suspect view monitoring, frightened... Crime was a only five or six years old. Originally, is the childs mother took a fancy to this dress at the mall, but have no money to buy, and then refers to... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【母亲移植子宫给岁女儿 #中国首例添宫宝宝诞生#】年月日,空军军医大学西京医院专家团队实施中国首例人子宫移植手术,成功将母亲的子宫移植给女儿杨华(化名)。年月日点分,杨华在西京医院妇产科平安产子。这是中国第一个、全球第十四个在移植子宫内孕育出生的宝宝。...全文: m.weibo
[The mothers womb for years old daughters first add GongBaoBao born # # China] (date) (month) (year), xiking air force military medical university hospital expert team to implement Chinas first uterus transplant surgery, success will be a mothers womb transplant for his daughter Yang hua (alias). (date) (month) (year) dotted, Yang hua xiking obstetrics and gynecology hospital such peace. It is the first time, global in transplant gave birth to babies in the womb. ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#乡村爱情#你@宋晓峰 撩妹技巧没学到精髓啊,把妹不成还给人留了阴影!要不下次考虑来个骚舞,多跟你叔@刘小光 学学~ tEzcfK
[# # country love you @ xiao-feng song Liao techniques not learn the essence, return the younger sister not to people left a shadow! Or consider next time a SAO dance, learn more with your uncle @ xiao-guang liu ~ tEzcfK]
青年时报:
【男子出狱为“冲喜” 在拘留所门口放鞭炮,结果又被拘[允悲]】月日,云南宣威男子张某因殴打他人被拘留日,当天拘留期满后,张某迷信于“冲喜”一说,于是便在拘留所门口非法燃放鞭炮,严重扰乱单位秩序。张某又被处以拘留日的惩罚。(一手video)tERydj
[The man from prison as a joyous set off firecrackers at the gate of the detention house, the results and the detention [allow sad]] month day, yunnan xuanwei man zhang for beating others detained, detained after the expiration of that day, zhang superstition in joyous say, hence then illegally setting off firecrackers at the gate of the detention facility, seriously disturb the order of the unit. Zhang was sentenced to detention, punishment. TERydj (with video)]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
左边是.正常视力的世界,右边则是.高度近视的世界...看完这组对话很真实很难过了,两米开外不见人、路遇熟人装陌生、澡堂靠感觉、出门靠冒险的苦,谁又能懂呢[跪了]
[On the left. Normal vision of the world, is on the right. The world of high myopia... Watching this group conversation very real sad, no one from two meters, loading stranger met an acquaintance, bathhouse by feeling, go out on adventures,] [kneeling who can understand?]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【俄罗斯女歌手#演唱会飙高音当场猝死#】俄罗斯一名女歌手卡卢丽娜,日前举办演唱会,但却在一首歌曲飙高音时,突然猝死在舞台上,享年岁。据悉一开始她的演唱还中气十足,音准到位,但在飙到一段高音时,卡卢丽娜突然在舞台上倒下,之后被宣告不治身亡。tEaY tETdvH
[[Russian singer # # concert shoots died on the spot 】 a Russian singer card Lu Lina, recently held a concert, but a song shoots, died suddenly on the stage, at the age of years old. Started her singing has reportedly gas dye-in-the-wood, intonation in place, but at night to a high-pitched, card Lu Lina suddenly fell down on the stage, is declared after died. TEaY tETdvH]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻# #丰田汉兰达# 【外观风格变化大 曝丰田全新汉兰达谍照】日前,有海外媒体曝光了一组丰田全新汉兰达路试谍照。新车外观设计改为硬朗风格,预计与全新RAV有相似之处。据悉,新车预计将于年年底或年年初亮相。 tEQdK
[# every news # # # the highlander appearance style big changes revealed new Toyota highlander spy], with overseas media exposes a set of Toyota highlander new road test photos. New car appearance design to hale style, is expected to have similarities with new RAV. It is reported that new car is expected to debut in early years at the end of the year or years. tEQdK]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
#遇见你真好# 倒计时天!@火箭少女_吴宣仪 @Jeffrey董又霖 恋爱侦察团即将开启侦察之路,月日起每周五晚,优酷全网首播,等你哟~[来]不见不散哈!#新年有戏#
[# # its good to meet you countdown days! @ rocket girl _ Wu Xuanyi @ Jeffrey Dong Youlin love reconnaissance regiment is way for reconnaissance, month date every Friday night, youku tech-oriented premiere, waiting for you yo ~ [to] be there or be square! # # is a New Year]
新浪新闻客户端:
【#百度搜索引擎全球市占率仅%#】财联社月日讯,美国网站通讯流量监测机构数据显示,年月,百度在中国搜索引擎市场占有率超过%,而全球市占率仅有%。它的对手谷歌,全球市占率达到%,中国市占率仅有.%。截至月日收盘,百度市值约为亿美元,约为谷歌市值的。
[【 # world market share of the search engine baidu only % # 】 goods association date of dispatch, the website traffic, according to data from the monitor, baidu search engine market share in China more than %, and global market share is only %. World market share of its rival Google, %, Chinas market share only. %. As of the date of closing, baidus stock market value of about $about Googles. ]
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猫扑:
【熊孩子翻越护栏上高速路,车辆急刹车致两车追尾,家长需要负责吗?】月日,京台高速宿州路段,一个小孩从栏杆爬上高速路,并在路上来回行走、奔跑。车辆发现后纷纷避让,然而其中一辆车来不及减速,撞上了前方避让的车辆。交警提醒:寒假即将开始,请家长看管好自己的孩子。tEHWqAj
[The bear children crossing the guardrail on the highway, vehicle brakes to two car tracing cauda, parents need to be responsible for? Month, Taiwan high-speed suzhou road, a child climbed up the highway from the railings, and walking, running back and forth on the road. Vehicle discovered to avoid, but one of the car can not afford time to slow down and hit the front collision avoidance of the vehicle. The traffic police remind winter vacation is about to begin, please look after their children. tEHWqAj]
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优酷:
乡爱系列真是一部见证一个家庭奔富史的神剧!#乡村爱情#今晚就来袭,老铁们又换上啥装备追剧啊?~这里评论转发抽奖来一波助助兴~优酷的老铁们冲鸭,拿下周边,你就是过年村里最嘚瑟的崽!
[Township love series was a witness to a family history of penfolds play god! # # country love come tonight, and brother are changed into what equipment after play again? ~ here commentary forwarding draw a tribute to ~ youku brother rushed duck, scored around, usually show off in an ostentatious manner you most is to celebrates New Years eve the village! ]
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