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微博搞笑排行榜：
    关于恋爱，或者分手，
女生提一个问题，
男生来回答一下
________________________________ ​
[About love, or break up, < br > the girl ask a question, to answer the < br > < br > boys ________________________________]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【哈啰顺风车上线了！#次叫车次失败#】近日，哈啰顺风车在国内座城市上线试运营，网友欢呼：终于等到你，然而真相却是：在三座城市，叫车五次，失败四次。细心的人会发现，哈啰顺风车开通试运营的城市并没有北京，“完美”避开了滴滴的大本营。哈啰是否比滴滴安全？没人知道答案。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 hello downwind car line! # # times call service failure 】 recently, hello lift online trial operation in domestic cities, netizens cheering finally wait for you, but the truth is in the three cities, called five times, four times failure. Attentive person can discover, hello lift open the trial operation of city was not in Beijing, home to the perfect to avoid the drops. Hello is safer than drops? No one knows the answer. ... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #乡村爱情 # 谢广坤@唐鉴军 长了几根毛就得瑟了，开始嫌弃媳妇是大婶！by the way，坤叔您用的啥生发灵，跪求购买链接江湖救急啊！tEtqjO ​
[# # country love Xie Guangkun @ Tang Jianjun Long a few hair to show off in an ostentatious manner, began to abandon the daughter-in-law is aunt! By the way, hes uncle do you use what hair spirit, rivers lake emergency purchase link genuflect is begged! tEtqjO]

新浪新闻客户端：
    #胡海泉独唱奔跑#【胡海泉现身某公司年会独唱《奔跑》】近日，网曝胡海泉一个人参加某公司年会现场的视频，视频中可以看到，海泉穿着一身黑色，拿着话筒，清唱了一首代表作之一《奔跑》。现场观众们非常热情，手动为其打拍子。也有网友表示“以后就是他一个人了”，“感觉少了点东西”。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # hu haiquan solo run [hu haiquan appeared on a companys annual party run) recently, the net exposure hu haiquan video of a person to participate in a companys annual meeting, you can see in the video, ocean, clad in black, with a microphone, sings the song of run. The scene audience very enthusiastic, manual for its beat. Some netizens also said is he a man, feel less something. ... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【打顺风车哪有那么容易？ #哈啰顺风车次叫车次失败#】近日，哈啰顺风车在国内座城市上线试运营，网友欢呼：终于等到你，然而真相却是：在三座城市，叫车五次，失败四次。细心的人会发现，哈啰顺风车开通试运营的城市并没有北京，“完美”避开了滴滴的大本营。哈啰是否比滴滴安全？没人知道答案。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 which have so easy to hit downwind car? # # hello downwind trains call service failure 】 recently, hello lift trial operation in domestic cities launch, netizens cheering finally wait for you, but the truth is in the three cities, called five times, four times failure. Attentive person can discover, hello lift open the trial operation of city was not in Beijing, home to the perfect to avoid the drops. Hello is safer than drops? No one knows the answer. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

当当创始人李国庆：
    屠呦呦入围BBC“世纪最伟大科学家”，与爱因斯坦并列
tEtqTpd ​
[Tu the greatest scientist of the century for the BBC, and Einstein < br > tEtqTpd]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

当当创始人李国庆：
    （有关Netflix的企业文化PPT，张，推荐阅读）Netflix在年放出了这份PPT，讲述其企业文化精髓。这份PPT被Facebook的COO桑德伯格称为“硅谷最重要的文件”。
tEtqYEmd ​
[(about the enterprise culture of Netflix PPT, zhang, recommend reading) Netflix released this PPT in years, about the essence of enterprise culture. This PPT is Facebook COO sandberg referred to as the silicon valley is the most important document. < br > tEtqYEmd]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

冷笑话精选：
    来俄罗斯以后的变化： tEtqYyU ​
[To the change of Russia after tEtqYyU]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    美丽姐的腿真的好长[笑而不语][笑而不语]
[Beautiful sister long legs really good [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
    和建南兄、小平兄小聚。到这个年龄和谈的来三五好友相聚，幸福满满[心][鲜花][作揖] ​
[Have a get-together and south brother, little brother. To the age of peace talks to friends together, brimming with happiness [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

维维任意门：
    分享一张旅途中最喜欢的照片给V鸭～ ​
[Share a photo of journey like duck to V ~]

以吃喝玩乐为生的仙女✨

优酷：
    #乡村爱情 #就你话多@宋晓峰 还装深沉[允悲]你爹在你跟上都快被你气岔气了吧哈哈哈tEtGlo ​
[# # country love you talk more @ xiao-feng song Also deep [allow sad] your dad in you keep up with all you gas side stitches hahaha tEtGlo]

新浪汽车：
    时光荏苒，你还记得他们吗？[思考]
[Time flies, do you remember them? [thinking]]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【外卖小哥#逆行撞宝马拒认错#：我是弱势群体！遭交警怒斥[话筒]】月日山西太原，一外卖小哥逆行撞上宝马车。交警判定外卖小哥全责，车主称愿自己掏钱修车，但外卖小哥说自己是弱势群体，拒不认错，遭交警怒斥。宝马车主称，知道他们辛苦，但这不能成犯错后别人原谅你的资本。
tEtVS ​
[【 take-out little elder brother # # retrograde hitting BMW refuse to admit Im vulnerable! By traffic police at [microphone]], in taiyuan in Shanxi Province February nd a small brother retrograde hitting BMW take-out. Traffic police determine take-out little elder brother solely, the owner be gratified to pay their own vehicles, but take-away little elder brother said she is vulnerable groups, refused to admit, by the traffic police. BMW owner said, know that their hard work, but this does not make people forgive your capital. < br > tEtVS]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小米MIX：
    周二早点新年加场！新年将至，为你献上来自故宫的珍贵礼物[爱你]转发抽送个限量版獬豸电源
[On Tuesday to add a New Year! New Year will come, give your precious gift from the Forbidden City [love] you forward pumping a limited-edition haetae power supply]

在未知的大门前，愿我们都是好奇的孩子。小米MIX，去探索。