2019年1月28日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国岁奶奶摄影家西本喜美子的最新作品...姐妹太有型了!!![笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] ​
[Island - year - old grandma photographer nishimoto xi shes latest work... Sister so glamorous!!!!!! [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#秦岭猎杀野生动物案#:上万伏高压电击 熊掌论斤收购】在秦岭北麓的太白山,包括亚洲黑熊、林麝在内的珍惜野生动物遭盗猎者以上万伏特的电压击杀,当场肢解、掏空内脏,经层层转卖送上餐桌。陕西眉县警方摧毁一个横跨省市猎杀倒卖濒危野生动物团伙,在盗猎者的仓库,警方查获上千只野生动物尸体,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # qinling kill wild animals case tens of thousands of volts high-voltage electric shock PAWS acquisition by weight 】 at the northern foot of qinling ranges in taibai mountain, including Asiatic black bears, Lin musk deer, cherish wildlife above thousands of volts struck by poachers, dismembered, emptied internal organs on the spot, resold through layer upon layer on the table. Shaanxi this police have destroyed a killing selling endangered wildlife groups across provinces and cities, the poachers warehouse, the police seized thousands of wild animal carcasses,... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    本期#CCTV国家宝藏# 迎来国宝守护人@林心如 。中国人自古以来就对食物与器皿有着特殊的讲究,战国铜餐具外形小巧,却内含乾坤,器形的精美与适用性的绝妙结合,工艺的高超令人感叹,背后蕴含着的饮食文化和礼仪,更是我们当下追逐美好生活向往的最好的观照!#优酷国家宝藏#
tEtVDKCP ​

[In this issue # CCTV national treasure # @ lin xin such as national treasure to protect people. Chinese people since ancient times has a special attention on food and utensils, the warring states bronze utensils appearance is small, but it contains, the shape of the elegant and excellent applicability of combination process of a person plaint, behind contains the diet culture and etiquette, it is the pursuit of a better life yearning we instantly the best witness! # # youku national treasure < br > tEtVDKCP]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    完全正确...留什么发型是女生自己的事,而且真真是个艰苦的过程,旁人切莫轻易“你明明适合短的”“你还是以前留长发好看”[拜拜] ​
[Absolutely right... Leave any hairstyle is a girl to do your own thing, and one is a painstaking process, others do not easily you clearly for a short you still had long hair good-looking [bynum]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#个性有活力 宝骏RS- 款 基本型~ tEtVBHl ​
[# # every car culture energetic personality Basic ~ tEtVBHl baojun RS - model]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    #歪果车圈趣闻# 这车标也太有个性了,不过钻孔的那一下我心疼了[允悲] tEtVDCn ​
[# # slanting fruit.so funny this logo is too personal, but I love that the drilling [allow sad] tEtVDCn]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【如意锦鲤林允撒红包雨 新年“猪”事顺心意】#新浪新闻红包飞# 如意锦鲤林允在新浪新闻客户端喊你领好运!月日、日的-,来新浪新闻客户端,个元现金红包等你拿!点击领取→ tETfP 新年最的如意锦鲤,祝大家诸事如意,好运连连~ ​
[【 ruyi brocade carp Lin Yun red rain New Year pig suitable heart 】 # sina news red envelope flight # ruyi brocade carp Lin Yun client called in sina news brought good luck to you! Month day and day - to sina news client, a yuan cash bonus waiting for you to take! Click to receive - > tETfP New Year the most satisfied brocade carp, wish everyone all the best, good luck ~]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端:
    【后#春节回家机票分期付款#[喵喵][喵喵]...】近年来,分期消费已经延伸到生活的各个方面。而今年春运期间,许多年轻人开始使用分期消费的方式购买火车票和飞机票,极大的减轻了经济压力。某平台数据显示,分期购票已成为今年春运的一个流行趋势,和后的年轻消费者占比近%,男性用户占比高达...全文: m.weibo ​
[The ticket home installment # # after Spring Festival [meow] [meow]... In recent years, in installment consumption has extended to all aspects of life. During the Spring Festival this year, many young people begin to use installment consumer buy train tickets and plane tickets, greatly reduce the economic pressure. A platform, according to data in installment buying tickets has become a popular trend of this years Spring Festival, and after nearly % of young consumers accounted, men accounted for as much as... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌:
    转:中国十强电商名单及其所占市场份额 ​
[ Chinas top ten list of electricity and its share of the market]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【岁女收费员前一秒被骂哭下一秒抹泪微笑服务:感谢网友安慰[抱抱]】“眼泪也是想忍住的,但没忍住。”月日,收费站岁的女收费员翁芯,被司机骂哭后抹泪继续微笑服务。众多网友说是#最敬业变脸#,给她加油打气。翁芯称:“自己只是一个普通的收费员,很感谢网友的安慰。”tEtVKuy ​
[【 aged female cashier before a second be scold cry tears next second service with a smile thank netizen comfort [hug]] also want to resist the tears, but did not resist. Month, toll collector toll - year - old woman weng core, scold by the driver service after crying tears continued to smile. Many say its the most devoted face # #, cheer for her. Weng core said his is just a general cashier, very grateful to the net friend of comfort. tEtVKuy]

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优酷:
    #乡村爱情 #追起来,包你怼天怼地怼奇葩的能力跳上几个楼梯!象牙山三巨头怼人十级教学了解一下,看谁还敢拖欠工资催婚催生![微笑] ​
[# # country love chase, package you Dui day Dui Dui resulted from the ability to jump on a few stairs! Big three Dui ivory mountain people know about the tenth level teaching, see who urge marriage still dare to defaults salary encourage! [smiles]]

但斌:
    小年大吉![心][鲜花][作揖] ​
[Good luck in off-year! [heart] [flowers] [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    哇…都是仙女@资深观众韩梅梅减肥是不可能的了[允悲]@瓜组情报员[泪]我啥时候也能这么瘦@吃瓜少女芒果酱我流泪了[泪]@雅雅雅伦我枯了
[Wow... Senior audiences are fairy @ han meimei is impossible to lose weightallow sad @ melon group agent [tears] what time I can so slim @ the melon girl mango paste my tears [] tears @ ya ya ya I have withered]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【贪杯伤身!年末聚会有人喝出胃出血、有人喝出肝损伤……春节期间,聚得是情不是酒!】近日,岁的华先生参加单位组织的年会晚宴。由于这段时间牙痛胃口也不太好,当天晚上华先生没有吃什么东西,然而架不住同事之间相互敬酒,于是空着肚子喝了很多高度白酒。很快,华先生就醉得不省人事。华先生在醉...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 drink killed the cat! At the end of the party someone drink a stomach bleeding, someone drink out of the liver damage... during the Spring Festival, poly is love than wine! Recently, Mr China to participate in the annual meeting of the unit at the age of dinner. Because this paragraph of time toothache appetite also is not very good, in the evening Mr Hua didnt eat anything, but to hold a toast each other between colleagues, so we drank a lot of highly liquor with empty stomachs. Soon, Mr Hua drunk unconscious. Mr Hua drunk... The full text m. eibo]

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