Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    我🍋了@梨涡浅笑应鹿许草啊[泪][泪]@大脑切片原来讨厌还有讨我喜欢百看不厌的意思 我酸了ˊ_>ˋ@王祉琪啊我的天啊！男孩子记得女孩子的好并且珍惜，这简直太美好了！我理解你爱我的方式，并且珍惜着，这简直就是神仙级别恋爱了！真的幸福了！
[我🍋了@梨涡浅笑应鹿许草啊[泪][泪]@大脑切片原来讨厌还有讨我喜欢百看不厌的意思 I acid ˊ _ >, go @ wang zhijun girl oh my god! Remember how good girls are boys and treasure, its too beautiful! I understand the way you love me and cherish, this is the fairy level in love! Really happy!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    [费解][费解]@加勒比乡村海盗爱情故事：小偷十分感动，于是只偷走了电瓶和元
[[difficult] [difficult] @ pirates of the Caribbean country love story was touched by the thief, and stole the battery and yuan only]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    回复@隐身衣智慧的海洋心意领了，但资本市场从来都是慷慨的，请感谢你自己！[心][鲜花][作揖]@隐身衣智慧的海洋今天看新时间玫瑰！写的真好！实在干货！从年看你的博客开始，茅台是咱一一支给我挣上百万的股票！谢谢！@但斌回复@知易行难王耀谢谢[心][鲜花][握手]
[Reply @ invisibility cloak ocean gift received wisdom, but the capital market has always been generous, please thank you! [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ invisibility cloak wisdom ocean rose today to see the new time! Its good to write! Really dry! Starting from years to see your blog, maotai is za a give I earn millions of stock! Thank you very much! @ reply but bin @ easier said than done Wang Yao thanks [heart] [flowers] [shake hands]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@Jack_Pan谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@Jack_Pan谢谢分享！作为基金经理，只对客户负责即可！有些人天天攻击你，是因为有营销需求，可不理睬，别中了他们奸计！[good][good]
[@ Jack_Pan thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ Jack_Pan thanks for sharing! As a fund manager, responsible for the customer only can! Some people are against you every day, because a marketing demand, can not ignore, dont in their trickery! [good] [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@知易行难王耀谢谢[心][鲜花][握手]@知易行难王耀感谢但总的对中国经济的分析以及对未来投资的研究的分享！[作揖][鲜花]@但斌现在可以看了！投资有风险，仅供参考！@城里马扣扣不能看但总
[Reply @ easier said than done Wang Yao thanks [heart] [flowers] [shake hands] @ easier said than done Wang Yao thank but the total analysis of the Chinese economy and the share in the research of investment for the future! [bowing] [a flower] @ but bin can see now! Investment has a risk, for reference only! @ QQ cannot see but always in the city]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    回复@潇湘雨忆夜谢谢[心][鲜花][作揖]@潇湘雨忆夜感谢分享，读过但总的时间的玫瑰，很是受益！
[@ night xiaoxiang rain have thanks [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ night thanks for sharing, xiaoxiang rain have read a rose, but the total time is benefit!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安#相互嫌弃 ​
[# good night # abandon each other]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt

卢健生：
    這位美國農夫說，他周遊列國，看見過最大的圍牆，是在梵蒂岡，他質問民主黨，如果你們說建圍牆是不道德，那就是說梵蒂岡裡的教宗和神父們都不道德？ ​
[The American farmer said he to travel, saw the largest walls, is at the Vatican, he asked the Democrats, if you say built walls are immoral, that is to say the Pope in the Vatican and priests are immoral? ​]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌：
    现在可以看了！投资有风险，仅供参考！@城里马扣扣不能看但总
[Now we can see! Investment has a risk, for reference only! @ QQ cannot see but always in the city]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
    我身边几乎都脱单了，这么算来，除了我，可能他们都不是人[doge]@大头和他的朋友们想开了@灵魂厨娘想知道谁为我献祭了@牛奶Monica太惨了@不是你的深_我身边的所有朋友
[Almost all around me to take off the sheet, so, in addition to me, maybe they are not people [doge] @ big head and his friends would like to open up the @ soul hutch niang want to know who sacrifice for me Monica too miserable @ @ milk isnt you of deep _ all the friends around me]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#【广州一业主停车不当堵住楼道出口，车身被贴满“猪”字条[衰]】月日，广州的关先生因找不到停车位，无奈把车停在小区楼道门口，结果车身被贴满“猪”字条。据了解，关先生称当时留了可以出入的通道，自行车可以通行。他表示这样停车也是出于无奈，之前的两辆私家车停车间距太大，导致原...全文： m.weibo ​
[Improper travel life # # [guangzhou one owner parking block corridor exports, body is covered with pig note [failure]] month, Mr Guan because I couldnt find a parking space in guangzhou, but parked at the gate of the village corridor, the body was covered with a note pig. It is understood that Mr Guan said channel can be left out at the time, bicycle can pass. He said that parking is in desperation, before two private car parking space is too big, lead to the original... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌：
    回复@天高任吾飞稍等，有错别字，修改了一下@天高任吾飞看了一半，从新打开显示被删除了，可惜看不到，都是干货啊@但斌
[High as we fly wait reply @ day, have a wrong character, modify the @ watched half day as I fly high, the new open show deleted, but cant see, are dry @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
    #深夜大明白# 【TED演讲：女性该如何在事业上获得成功？】这是Facebook首席运营官雪莉·桑德伯格多年前所做的演讲，数据表明，全世界各大机构中女性领导人的比例非常之低，且女性也总是错误地低估自己的能力（今天也依然如是）。作为全球最具影响力人物之一，她给所有想要做出一番事业的女性们提出了三...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # the night big understand [TED speech women how to succeed in business? This is Facebooks chief operating officer Shirley sandberg speech did many years ago, the data showed that the proportion of female leaders in the world each big institutions is very low, and women are always wrong to underestimate their abilities (also remains so today). As one of the most influential people in the world, she was to all want to make a career women put forward three... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白# 【人不睡觉了会怎么样？】虽然我们总纠结到底睡多久才最科学，但长期熬夜带来的痛苦大家都懂。可如果你突然决定，从今天就不睡觉了，你的身体会发生什么变化呢？看完你可能就再也不会想要通宵了。tEqjCBoY ​
[# # the night big understand people dont go to bed? Although we are always entangled with how long sleep on the most scientific, but we all know the pain of staying up late for a long time. But if you suddenly decided to, from today will not go to bed, what will happen to your body? Watching you might never be want to all night. tEqjCBoY]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。