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冷笑话精选：
    晚睡的怎么又是你们这些人？ ​
[How late are you people? ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#这就是乱停车的下场，铲雪车直接给埋起来了！分钟以后亮点来了[笑cry] tEqOizbS ​
[Old driver class # # this is the end, disorderly parking snowplows directly buried! Minutes later window to [laugh cry] tEqOizbS]

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猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安#这也许就是人生吧[允悲]各种沙雕瞬间合集 tEqOXh ​
[# # mop goodnight perhaps this is life [allow sad] all kinds of sand sculpture collection instant tEqOXh]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    


图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小米手机：
    #我们聊聊天# 内个…你有没有什么给文件夹命名的独特方式鸭？[馋嘴] ​
[# # we chat in a... Do you have any unique way to the folder named duck? [available]]

一面科技，一面艺术。

但斌：
    回复@赵亚赟[作揖][心][鲜花]@赵亚赟我也深受但总影响，特别是“老手死于抄底”这句话
[Reply @ Zhao Yayun [bowing] [heart] @ Zhao Yayun flowers, I also deeply but always influence, especially veteran died in bottom this sentence]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
    #年货合家欢#过年重头戏当属年夜饭，甭管饕餮大餐还是清粥小菜，是南甜还是北咸，戳进来生成专属你的年夜饭画像。友情提示，可自行定制造型哦，光手动选新发型就选半天我会说？ tEqIDNEo ​
[# # we must highlight the Chinese New Year is the family reunion dinner, dont tube feast or porridge dishes, is sweet or salty north to south, exclusive your stamp in generating the eve of the portrait. Helpful hints that can be custom modelling oh, light manual to choose new hairstyle is half a day I would say? tEqIDNEo]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

但斌：
    中午请在中金工作与东方港湾有深度合作的朋友吃饭，她说她年清华毕业到券商工作，一位前台工作的小姑娘和她聊天，当得知她要到深圳工作，跟她说深圳有一个但斌做投资很厉害……多少年过去了，这个事情让她印象深刻。后来这位姑娘经过自己的努力到券商研究所做研究，现在在某公募基金当基金经理。她...全文： m.weibo ​
[Cicc noon please work in cooperation with eastern bay deep friends to dinner, she said she was graduated from tsinghua university to work for a broker, a front desk work of the little girl and her chat, when she wants to work in shenzhen, told her that shenzhen has an investment but bin is very badly... How many years have passed, the things that left a deep impression on her. Later, the girl through his own efforts to do research institute, a securities firm is now in a public offering fund when the fund manager. She... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
    #微博交通台#【可怕的路怒症！河南街头轿车被越野车连撞，司机还被暴揍[费解]】月日，河南新乡，小轿车司机王某与越野车司机王某在新乡平原路与新一街交叉口等红灯时发生争执，随后两人分别驾车向西行驶米后发生多次碰撞，越野车司机王某下车后对小轿车司机王某进行殴打。接到报警后，民警赶到现...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # weibo communication radio 【 terrible road rage! Henan street car is an suv hit, the driver was beating [difficult]] month day, henan xinxiang, wang mou with the car drive suv driver wang mou in xinxiang plain road when the red light and a new street intersection, then drive to the west respectively two people driving multiple collision occurred after m, suv driver wang mou to wang mou and beating the car drive after you get off. After received the alarm, police arrived now... The full text m. eibo]

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但斌：
    回复@民斗士是已经被我汉化了[笑cry][哈哈][作揖]@民斗士但总，记得好像说你夫人也是回族的？
[People reply @ fighter is has been my localization [laugh cry] [ha ha] [bowing] @ fighter, but always, remember as if said your wife also hui?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生：
    奥巴马时期都投票同意拨款建边境墙，但是，川普要建墙就不同意了。[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Barack Obama voted to grant period to build walls along the border, but the trump to build the wall is not agreed. [two ha] [two ha] [two ha]]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪新闻客户端：
    #深夜大明白#【为什么你会单身呢？[doge]】不知不觉中，我们身边已经出现第一批离婚的后们。据统计，我国目前的单身人口数量高达亿人，单身的原因多种多样，那么，在这背后，有没有一种科学的解释呢？@泛小知 tEGlmQx ​
[# # the night big understand why are you single? [doge]] unwittingly, our side has appeared first after divorce. According to statistics, Chinas current single population up to one hundred million people, the cause of the single variety, behind the scenes, then, is there a scientific explanation? @ generic small tEGlmQx]

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ZAKER：
    #深夜ZAKER# 愿你学会在孤独中，与自己交谈，听自己说话，从而学会深刻。——周国平 ​​​
[# ZAKER# late at night you would like to learn in solitude, talking to himself, to hear himself talk, and learn to deep. - zhou guoping]

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新浪新闻客户端：
    【外交部发言人华春莹cue国防部发言人吴谦：我没有强大的忍住不笑的定力】还记得国防部发言人吴谦一本正经念中奖网友名单吗？今天，外交部例行记者会上，华春莹提到外交部活动获奖网友名单时表示：“我没有吴谦大校那样强大的忍住不笑的定力，就不念中奖网友ID了……” tEqnnhq ​
[The foreign ministry spokesman HuaChunYing cue, a defense ministry spokesman Wu Qian I dont have a strong resist laughing concentration 】 remember a defense ministry spokesman Wu Qian serious thought winning friends list? Today, the foreign ministry regular press conference and HuaChunYing referred to the ministry of foreign affairs at the net winners of the event, said I dont have Wu Qian senior colonel as strong resist the concentration of laughter, not read the winning net friend ID... TEqnnhq]

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