Just want to be a beloved clientPoison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are

新浪新闻客户端：
    【岁海南女孩见雪太兴奋 疯玩一下午悲剧了...】#下雪兴奋成面瘫#对于岁的海南人小王来说，太难得看到下雪了，此次正好在长沙游玩时巧遇这场大雪，于是她异常兴奋，约了几个好友到湘江边上拍照、堆雪人、打雪仗，玩了一个下午，第二天却因口眼歪斜在好友陪同下住进了医院。经检查，小王被诊断为面瘫...全文： m.weibo ​
[The age of hainan girl see snow too excited Playing a tragedy in the afternoon anymore... # # snow excited into facial paralysis for old people in hainan province wang, its very rare to see snow, this just bumped into the snow in changsha play, so she was very excited, about a few friends to the edge of the xiangjiang river taking pictures, make a snowman, snowball fights, play an afternoon, but the next day because the mouth eye skew has been admitted to the hospital accompanied by friends. Through inspection, wang was diagnosed with facial paralysis... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
    是这样没错了[允悲]@MMMMM不想被找到oney哈哈哈哈哈哈完全就是我@十万个冷笑话官内容过于真实@你吧如沐春风哈哈哈哈哈哈真实
[So yes [allow sad] @ MMMMM dont want to be found oney is ha ha ha ha ha ha I @ thousands joke officer content too real @ you like spring breeze ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
    绝了[允悲]@七点原辰哈哈哈哈哈评论笑到头掉[哈哈]@JRHFJRHFk简直有毒[笑cry]@-Muuhe哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@麻辣香锅我的哈哈哈哈哈哈人才呀！@Yiki雨自古评论出人才，都是大神。。笑死我了[笑cry][笑cry]
[No [allow sad] @ the original Calvin ha ha ha ha ha comments smile head off at o clockha ha @ JRHFJRHFk toxic [laugh cry] @ - simply Muuhe ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ spicy pot my talents ha ha ha ha ha ha! @ Yiki rain comment out talents since ancient times, is a great god. Laugh die me [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

天猫：
    天猫#年货合家欢#深夜巨大福利！月日点整，百款年货爆品.元开抢，块钱可抢件年货！商品清单收好不谢！拼手速时刻到了，点不见不散！抢千万红包，百亿购物津贴，还有更多分钱.元好货等你砍价！猛戳：tEGktalI ​
[Tmall goodies for # intergenerational # huge benefits in the middle of the night! June o clock, the detonation product special purchases. Yuan open grab, yuan is a necessities! Goods listing very thank! Spell hand speed time, be there or be square! Rob must red envelopes, billions shopping allowance, and more money. RMB is waiting for you good bargain! Stab tEGktalI]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 ：tmall 【客服电话】

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象# 【万幸！男子遭失控货车卷入车底 滚一圈后自行站起[吃惊]】月日，浙江江山，因路面湿滑，一货车司机行驶至路口时，采取紧急制动导致后车轮发生侧滑，撞上等红绿灯的电动车与正常行驶的白色轿车。幸运的是，电动车司机在地上打了个滚，与车轮擦肩而过，身体并无大碍！太幸运了！...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 lucky! Man was out of control trucks involved in car Roll up on its own after a circle [surprised]] month day, jiangshan, zhejiang province, because the road is slippery, a truck driver, when they go to the crossroads take emergency braking skid, lead to the rear wheels into such as traffic lights white car to drive electric cars and normal. Fortunately, the electric car drivers on the ground dozen roll, brush with wheels, body is fine! So lucky! ... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
    #猫扑晚安#睡前回顾下年华语单曲榜，有哪些歌你现在还在听？ tEGkGBkk ​
[# # mop good night before going to bed to review next year Chinese singles chart, what song you are listening to? tEGkGBkk]

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薛蛮子：
    分享图片 tRyhjfau ​
[Share photos tRyhjfau]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#吉利召回缺陷车辆#共计辆 有你的车吗?】日前，浙江豪情汽车制造有限公司、浙江吉利汽车有限公司根据《缺陷汽车产品召回管理条例》和《缺陷汽车产品召回管理条例实施办法》的要求，向国家市场监督管理总局备案了召回计划，决定自即日起召回以下车辆，共计辆。tEGkwYBW ​
[【 # geely recall defect # of vehicles with your car? Recently, lofty sentiments in zhejiang automobile manufacture co., LTD., zhejiang geely automobile co., LTD. According to the defect automobile product recall management ordinance and the measures for the implementation of defect automobile product recall management regulations of the requirements, the state administration for the record to the national market recall plan, decided to recall the following vehicles from today, a total of vehicles. tEGkwYBW]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #出行生活#【怀疑被欺骗感情？男子#向前女友索要万分手费#，还划伤女方的宝马[衰]】年月日，浙江杭州一女子宝马车被划，是前男友何某所为。何某称向女子要交往时的花销，女子还了万元和一些奢侈品，但是奢侈品被划了，他怀疑是女子故意的，就将她车划花。目前何某已被刑拘[摊手]。[思考] ...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # travel life 【 suspect being deceived feelings? Man, # girlfriend forward for # break-up fee, also cut her BMW [failure]] (date) (month) (year), a woman in hangzhou, zhejiang province, BMW is zoned, is a former boyfriend He Mou act. He Mou said to the woman to contact expenses, the woman is ten thousand yuan and some luxury goods, but luxury is scratched, he suspected to be a woman deliberately, will she car scratching. Currently He Mou has been detained stand hand. [thinking]... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小米手机：
    大家有什么好主意？[思考]
[You have any good idea? [thinking]]

一面科技，一面艺术。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#个你会成功的“奇怪”迹象：.你知道自己要什么；.很容易感到无聊，热爱挑战；.没有保持工作与生活的平衡，更注重生活；.有同理心；.保持谦虚的心态；.将金钱更多看成是资源，不一味追求金钱奖励；.不相信有理想的工作，但相信要努力工作~ tEGsAhV ​
[# # the night big understand a signs you will be successful strange. Do you know what you want; . It is easy to feel boring, love challenges; . Without the balance of work and life, pay more attention to life; Have empathy. . Remain humble attitude; Will be more money as a resource, not blindly pursue money reward; . Dont believe in the ideal work, but believe that hard work ~ tEGsAhV]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

李开复：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

冷笑话精选：
    说的很棒[心]@女神图册：蔡康永情商是真的高
[The great goddess of [heart] @ atlas definetely emotional intelligence is really high]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    [good][good]
[[好][好]]

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冷笑话精选：
    太沙雕了吧[允悲]@他只是个孩子啊撞飞那里看一次笑一次哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@会魔法的银河 笑死了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Too sandallow sad @! He is just a child flying there a look at a smile ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ the magic of the Milky Way Died laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！