2019年1月1日星期二

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    对不起大家,新浪抽奖支付平台崩了,下午应该能好,到时候开奖,请大家包涵 tEbRaQCA
[Sorry everyone, sina lottery payment platform collapsed, should be good in the afternoon, when the time comes, please inclusion tEbRaQCA]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生:
    咕噜肉用自熬山楂汁调酸,正宗做法,当今难得。
[Sweet & sour pork use since hawthorn juice acid, authentic, the rare today.]

Z CAM, CEO

天猫:
    新年快乐!你们在哪里跨年呢? ​
[Happy New Year! Where are you New Years? ​]

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谢娜:
    红红火火恍恍惚惚,出场被口红沾牙齿上,还收到了@赵丽颖 二弟的一刀🔪, 有必要这么开心吗,哼[笑而不语] #谢娜真唱# [哈哈][哈哈] ​
[Thriving drifted off, and his teeth with lipstick on, also received @ li-ying zhao 二弟的一刀🔪, 有必要这么开心吗,哼[笑而不语] #谢娜真唱# [哈哈][哈哈] ​]

太阳女神(也可称为喜神)的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方:)工作邮箱:w@qq(仅限工作)感谢!

卢健生:
    ,新的一年,踩尽油门,超车! ​
[And the New Year, step on the accelerator, overtaking! ​]

Z CAM, CEO

陈旭东:
     tsjvJpK ​
[tsjvJpK]

优酷:
    #优酷文化跨年##新年快乐#新年新气象,了解年度#小趋势#,助力大升级!跟着时代走,见证岁月变革,年度知识产品已发布,何帆邀你一起品鉴“小趋势”!
tEbRILO ​

[# youku culture New Year happy New Year, # # # New Year new atmosphere, trends in small annual # #, power upgrade! Follow the time to witness the years change, the annual knowledge products have been released, he fan appraisal trend to invite you together! < br > tEbRILO]

优酷:
    新年快乐鸭~#优酷陪你跨年#春春@李宇春 用一场视听盛宴陪我们跨过,走向,酷酷已经无法用言语形容#李宇春中国红#的魅力了,优酷同步独播#江苏卫视跨年#完美滴Happy ending,答应酷酷,明年我们还一起跨年好么?
tEbRVGV ​

[Happy New Year duck ~ # # youku accompany you New Years Chris @ li yuchun In an audio-visual feast with cross, we, cool already can not use words to describe the charm of red # # li China, youku synchronous run in # # jiangsu satellite TV New Year perfect drops of Happy ending, promised to cool, next year we have New Year together, ok? < br > tEbRVGV]

冷笑话精选:
    再见啦!@口哥的日常[失望]@大脑切片⃣️⃣️⃣️@折节_再见啦@知歡喜今天是我今年最后一天想你啦 我发誓
[Good bye! Brother @ mouth daily [disappointed] @ brain slice ⃣ ️ ⃣ ️ ⃣ ️ @ folding section _ good night @ know joy today is the last day of this year, I miss you I swear,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #优酷陪你跨年#移居火星!?作为地球近邻的火星,因为两颗星球环境太过类似,就成为了人类移居的“希望之星”。如果可以你愿意移居到一年有多天,看起来红红火火的火星吗?tEbRfEH ​
[# # youku New Year with you emigrate to Mars! ? As the earths neighbours, Mars because two planet environment too similar, has become a human settlers star of hope. If you are willing to migrate to many days are there in a year, seems popular in Mars? tEbRfEH]

努力着奋斗者:
    [米奇比心]
[[kupchak] than heart]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

冷笑话精选:
    新年快乐!冲鸭!!!@青草青草青青草_新年快乐,好运!
[Happy New Year! Duck!!!!!!!!!!! @ grass grass green grass _ a happy New Year and good luck!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

卢健生:
    烤乳猪,流口水不?[馋嘴]
[Roast Suckling pig, mouth water? [available]]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷:
    #优酷文化跨年##新年快乐#每份努力都会被记录,每份辛勤都不会被辜负。也许你自认平凡,但坚持积累的你,终将造就不凡!奇迹等你创造,祝各位新年快乐!
tEbHwMar
tEbRVx ​

[# youku culture New Year happy New Year, # # # are recorded every effort, every hard wont be disappoint. Maybe you think ordinary, but insists the accumulated, you will make a great! Waiting for you to create miracle, I wish you all a happy New Year! < br > tEbHwMar < br > tEbRVx]

青年时报:
    【李宇春十四年零点压轴】#春晚的李谷一跨年的李宇春# ,每次等到 @李宇春 唱歌就知道新年来了[哈哈],今年#江苏卫视跨年#也是#李宇春十四年零点压轴# 演出,新年首发《新物种》,歌曲好听,造型撩人,为春春打call[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]tEbRtMsH ​
[[li in the fourteenth year zero finale] # # gala li gu yi across years of li yuchun, every time when @ li yuchun Sing, you will know the New Year come (haha), # # # jiangsu satellite TV New Year this year is also li # years zero finale performance, starting the new species, New Year song, modelling is seductive, for Chris call [applause.] [applause.] [applause] tEbRtMsH]

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