欢迎收看#喜剧总动员# 第二季衍生情感栏目《我们结婚…不对…《我们离婚吧》！@秦岚 @卜钰不是圆脸 遭遇情感危机，开启曲折离婚之旅。而转机也在跳闸后的的黑暗之中悄悄来临，究竟这对有情人最后能否看见天晴？上优酷#喜总很酷# 等你见证tRToK
[Welcome to # # comedy story in the second quarter of derivative emotional columns we married... not... lets divorce! @ Qin Lan @ BuYu not round face suffering emotional crisis, open tortuous journey to divorce. And even in the darkness comes after tripping, can the lover finally see? The weather is fine and on youku # # xi always cool when you witness tRToK]
南方都市报：【广东第一场雪把网友美呆了！下周最低温-℃】今天，位于清远市的金子山下了广东年冬的第一场雪！竹林间、树枝上、登山道台阶上都积满冰凌冰花，溪流、瀑布、岩石上悬着冰挂。据天气预报，受冷空气主体南下影响，广东气温还将继续下降，金子山的冰挂奇观至少会延续天以上。tRTCb
[【 the first snow in guangdong netizen beauty stay! The most low temperature - ℃ next week 】 today, located in the qingyuan city gold mountain in guangdong and the first snow of winter! Bamboo, between the branches, climbing stairs is full of ice ice streams, waterfalls, rocks hanging BingGua. According to the weather forecast, affected by the cold front moving down the body, the guangdong temperatures will continue to decline, Jin Zishan BingGua wonders will last for at least days or more. tRTCb]
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冷笑话精选：最新“三连”体合辑！
你是哪一系……[允悲]
[The latest three body collection! < br > what is your system... [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：哈哈哈哈自己给的勇气吧[笑cry]@劉小琉琉琉：今年上海场她就唱了，还特别皮的说，真是不好意思哦[doge]@-杰杰杰：你们别以为梁静茹没在情人节唱分手快乐…前几年台湾情人节的时候她就这么干过…
[Ha ha ha ha give courage yourself [laugh cry] @ liu small ryukyu and ryukyu and ryukyu Shanghai field this year she sang, also special leather, is excuse me [doge] @ - JieJieJie you dont think fish leong didnt sing on valentines day break up happy... Valentines day in Taiwan a few years ago when she have done that...]
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苍井空：可能，我喝多了后没有害羞，所以可以随便说。结果我说很多中文。@皮皮贱_：真的假的
[May, after I drink too much not shy, so you can literally said. The results I said a lot of Chinese. @ pipi base _ really]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
苍井空：我要喝酒。因为我经纪人说，我醉了后我的中文很好。
[I want to drink. Because my agent said, I am drunk after my Chinese is very good. ]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
优酷：@小演员卜宇鑫 重返青春追校花，未曾想竟然性别互换魂穿@演员王琳 ！为助年轻版自己成功追到心仪女神，强行送上各种啼笑皆非的“神助攻”[笑cry]#喜剧总动员# 第二季版《夏洛特烦恼》是否也会获得圆满结局？上优酷#喜总很酷# 等你来看tRTPlXi
[@ young actors BuYuXin to return to the youth back to school and never want to gender swap soul wear @ actor wang! To help the younger version of yourself success after the right to the goddess, forced into a variety of cay assists god [laugh cry] # # comedy story in the second quarter version charlotte pains will get happy endings? On youku # # xi always cool to see tRTPlXi waiting for you]
丑女达人：如果自己不够强大，就算再喜欢的东西放在你面前，只能乖乖的看着却无能为力。这就叫：心有鱼而力不足➿〰️ tRywgqa
[If I am not strong enough, even if again like in front of you, can only be good at. This is called heart have fish and force insufficient ➿ ~ ️ tRywgqa]
兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！
小野妹子学吐槽：[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]昏厥了[允悲][允悲][允悲][允悲]今晚在深圳看演唱会，台下一个女生现场向男生逆求婚成功，现场气氛一度达到高潮！主持人问这对情侣最喜欢谁，他们说喜欢梁静茹！然后梁静茹款款登场，说刚才看的好感动，大家都要有这种【勇气】！然后唱了一首《可惜不是你》[允悲][允悲]
[[allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] unconscious [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] allow sadness in shenzhen the concert tonight, the audience a girl live to propose to men inverse success, the scene atmosphere reached a climax! The host asked the couple who I like best, they like fish leong said! Then fish leong, leisurely say moved just look good, everyone should have the courage! Then sang a its a pity that not you [allow sad] [allow sad]]
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南方都市报：【天津爆炸牺牲消防员母亲生下龙凤胎：想有个寄托】两年前，方志英的独子庞题在天津港爆炸中不幸牺牲。月日，岁的方志英生下龙凤胎。丈夫庞方国说，妻子生孩子风险特别大，但她还想要一个，有个寄托，孩子降临了，她估计会好一些。新京报tRTNKmO
[【 tianjin explosion sacrifices firefighters mother gave birth to twins want to have a bailment 】 two years ago, pang Fang Zhiying son killed in the tianjin port explosion. On day, old Fang Zhiying gave birth to twins. Husband PangFang countries, said his wife have children particularly risky, but she still wanted to have a, there is a place, children arrived, she estimates that would have been better. The Beijing news tRTNKmO]
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猫扑：【厉害了，我的车】#汽车可以收快递了#在今晚的蔚来品牌发布会上，蔚来宣布将和顺丰、京东合作，推出快递到车服务。快递现在不仅可以送到家门口，还可以直接送到汽车的后备箱，这又为“剁手”提供了更多的便利。[二哈][二哈]
[Much, my car 】 【 # # cars can express the tonight in the wei to brand conference, wei announced to the cooperation with suitable abundant, jingdong, launch a service to the car. Courier now not only can be sent to the home, also can directly to the trunk of the car, for the chop hand provides a more convenient. [two ha] [two ha]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##Jeep指南者#【AT是重点 广汽菲克Jeep指南者微试车】优点是换了AT之后平顺性好了，四驱表现也不错，一起看下它的综合表现如何！tRTCOBrV
[# every test evaluation # # # Jeep guide is the ats is focus on gac fick Jeep guide the micro test 】 advantage is changed after the AT comfort good, four-wheel drive performance is good also, look AT how the integrated performance of it together! tRTCOBrV]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【他看到老人跪路上 开车路过分钟后调头[赞]】日前，长-℃的长春街头，市民霍雷驾车时见到一位老人跪在马路上，似乎受了伤。他先把车停在路边犹豫一会又继续往前开，纠结两三分钟后，霍雷下定决心要回去把老人扶起来。他说：“明早一看新闻，一个老人被撞的话，会自责的。”[心] ...全文： m.weibo
[# # travel life 【 drove past minutes after switching on the road he saw the old man knelt down [who]], long - ℃ changchun street, citizens HuoLei while driving to see an old man knelt down on the road, seems to be injured. He parked the car on the roadside first hesitate a moment to go forward again, with two or three minutes later, HuoLei was determined to go back to the old man up. He said a watch the news in the morning, an old man was hit, remorse. [heart]... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：#锋味#来到了云南香格里拉，这里平均海拔米以上，食材有着香格里拉独特的自然滋味。牦牛肉、藏红花、土猪肉、松茸，每一种食材都新鲜直取自当地，可以想象的到经过大厨霆锋@锋味 烹饪过后要多撩人有多撩人，你要吃哪一口？
[# # tat taste come to shangri-la in yunnan province, where an average elevation of meters above, ingredients with shangri-la unique natural flavor. Yak meat, pork, tricholoma matsutake, saffron, soil every kind of food fresh straight from local, can think of to pass chef whether feng @ front How much more hot hot after cooking, what are you going to eat a bite? ]
青年时报：【杭州现“忠犬八公”，和快递小哥一起上班[心]】浙江杭州，快递员李大马数月前在路边遇到一只又脏又瘦的流浪狗，便喂了它两根火腿肠。从此，这只狗狗就成了李大马的好伙伴，每天陪他一起送快递，一起上下班。小李说，以前送快递一直一个人，现在带着狗狗就像家人一样。tRTFr
[[hangzhou now loyal dog eight male, and express the little elder brother work together [heart]], in hangzhou, zhejiang province, Courier li Malaysia a few months ago on the side of the road meet a dirty and thin stray dogs, then feed it two ham sausage. Since then, the dog dog became good partner to Malaysian lee, delivery with him every day, to work together. Xiao li said that delivery has been one before, now with a dog just like family. tRTFr]
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微博时尚：#美妆v赏# @鸭梨酱啊啊啊 的整容级化妆术！经典口红色号加入大热的枫叶妆元素，性感又可爱！妹子们get了就快去交作业吧！tRTpgFR
[Reward # @ # beauty makeup v grade cosmetic make-up pear sauce ahhh! Classic red mouth of maple leaf makeup elements, sexy and cute! The girls get quick go to hand in your homework! tRTpgFR]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
薛蛮子：回复@辣条哈哈！推荐瑞波币涨了一百倍。比特币至少十几倍,不听老人言 吃亏在眼前。你的说对不对呀！@辣条月份，瑞波块毛钱，现在块毛钱。拿住你手中品质好的虚拟商品，一定会有收获的，如果薛蛮子不卖现在最少个亿了吧？！@薛蛮子
[Reply @ spicy dry tofu ha ha! Recommend, ripple currency rose by one hundred times. COINS at least a dozen times, dont listen to the old man said Who in the eyes. You said right! @ in hot strip, Rayleigh wave hair moneys, piece of money now. Hold your hand the virtual goods with good quality, there must be a harvest, if xue barbarian dont sell at least $now? ! @ xue savages]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
优酷：#喜剧总动员# 第二季变身“戏精的诞生”？？？@宋小宝纯行货 @吴君如大美女 @贾玲 联合跨界艺人@演员王琳 @秦岚 @黄圣依 @柳岩 即兴表演电影《甜蜜蜜》，各种“临场发挥”逗乐全场，果然你们都是中央戏精学院毕业的吧！[doge]上优酷#喜总很酷# ，看“戏精们”见招拆招即兴飙戏看过瘾！...全文： m.weibo
[# # comedy story in the second quarter of change to the birth of the essence of play??????? @ Song Xiaobao pure trading @ @ Jia Ling kongs most beautiful joint cross-border artists @ actor wang @ Qin Lan @ Eva huang @ Ada improv movie sweet honey, all kinds of improvisation amused, and sure enough you are graduated from the central institute of fine play!!!! [doge] on youku # # xi always cool, see the essence of play impromptu soaring play following instead see enjoyable! ... The full text m. eibo]
薛蛮子：仰光暖和，暮色中游泳，沐浴在落日余辉之下，怎一个爽字了得？
[Yangon is warm, the dusk swimming, bathing under the setting sun afterglow, what a great word get? ]
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薛蛮子：李远🐂
[李远🐂]
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微博位置：转眼就看见沙漠 那里有没有骆驼#西藏[地点]# @微博摄影我是骆驼，没见过最美的沙漠，井底的青蛙劝我别相信候鸟胡说。#恋上冬日# |@刘有斌_
[Suddenly they saw a desert There have a camel [place] # @ # Tibet weibo photography Im a camel, havent seen the most beautiful in the desert, at the bottom of the well frog advised me not to believe that migratory birds are nonsense. # love # | @ Liu Youbin _ winter]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 xinyan@staff.weibo
金山夜话博主：#金山夜话# 听友：客观讲我是一个颜值身材都还偏上的女人，但我的男朋友总是怀疑我不信任我，我觉得心很累，是不是长得漂亮的女人都不值得信任都是水性杨花，那么男人为什么还要找漂亮女人来做老婆呢。他经济条件挺好，按理说应该有自信，但是长的确实不咋地，但是我不在乎这个我喜欢男人也不是因为长...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends, objectively speaking, I am a woman on level of appearance shape are partial, but my boyfriend always doubt I dont trust me, I think the heart is very tired, isnt it beautiful women are not to be trusted are easy virtue, why men are looking for beautiful women for his wife. His economic condition is quite good, should be confident, but long does not going well, but I dont care about this because I like a man is not long... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家
汽车之家：#微游记##瑞虎x#【瑞虎x之一部车游走一座城】夜晚的天津充满魅力，白昼下的天津也同样值得品味，五大道可以说是外地朋友必来的地方，保留完整的洋楼建筑群好像在诉说着历史，而天津的狗不理则自然是必尝的美食。短短两天的天津之旅即将结束，小张能否“载得美人归”呢，就让我们一同在故事中寻找答案...全文： m.weibo
[Micro travel # # # tiggo or dingle x# 【 tiggo or dingle one of x car travel a city 】 tianjin glamour of night, the day of tianjin is also worthy of taste, can be said to be the five avenue out-of-town friends will place, keep the complete building buildings seems to be telling the history, and tianjin goubuli is natural will taste the food. Just two days trip to tianjin is coming to an end, zhang can load , let us together to find the answer in the story... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
微博搞笑排行榜：[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]@田晨曦- 太梦幻了
[[hope] [hope] [hope] @ field dawn - dream too much]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：公告下：明天（周日）的来店抽奖奖品是红包和杨洋签名，祝各位好运
[Notice tomorrow (Sunday) to store prizes is Yang Yang, a red envelope and signed, I wish you all good luck]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
苍井空：真的我的中文不好。我一定要自己说中文。不在翻译的时候也是可以说。啊啊啊啊啊啊
[Really my Chinese is not good. I must speak Chinese. Also can say when you are not in the translation. Ohoo...]
大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina
顶尖设计：太美
[Too the United States]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
冷笑话精选：就还蛮奇怪的…[摊手]
[Is quite strange... [stand hand]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：【两岁娃高烧昏厥，交警一路“吼”出生命通道[心]】安徽阜阳，一名岁男童因高烧昏厥抽搐，送医途中遇堵，交警用警用摩托车前方开道，因喊话器故障，就用嗓子一路吼出生命通道。目前，小孩已脱离危险。 tRTMTcHq
[【 two years old child high fever faint, traffic police all the way shout out life channel [heart]] in anhui fuyang, a old boy because of high fever faint twitches, hospital stopped in traffic on the way, the traffic police with police motorcycle in front of the way, because propaganda organ failure, with voice roared out life path all the way. At present, the kid is out of danger. tRTMTcHq]
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MIUI：#互助刷机站#玩机时间，如果有遇到小米手机使用问题或者不会的操作，可以转评提出，小柚会和其他机友来一起帮你解决！也欢迎已升级#MIUI# 的发烧友加入讨论。更多玩机技巧，可访问MIUI 官方论坛获取。[来]（提问格式：机型 + 开发版稳定版 + MIUI 版本号 + 问题描述）
[# # mutual flash station play machine time, or if you have met millet mobile phone use wont operation, can turn evaluation is put forward, small pomelo will together with friends and other machine to help you solve! Also welcome the upgraded # MIUI# enthusiasts to join the discussion. More play machine skills, can visit the beautiful MIUI official BBS. [to] (question formats type + development stable version of + beautiful MIUI version number + problem description)]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
优酷：还有天土豆妹就要和大鱼哥一起入学WJC学院了，还有点小紧张… #燃血女神#距离开播还有天！[太开心][太开心]tRToQztW
[Potatoes and day sister will entrance WJC college with big brother, and a little nervous... # # burning blood goddess from air and day! [quite happy] [quite happy] tRToQztW]
新浪汽车：#宠物与车# 远远看过去以为这只小胖橘出了车祸，心疼地急忙跑过去一看......[doge][doge][doge]大爷您能换个地方睡觉不？白眼.jpg
[# # pet with car look far past thinking this only small fat orange had an accident, lovingly rushed to have a look at... Uncle [doge] [doge] [doge] can you change a place to sleep? Supercilious look. JPG]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最全面的车型数据；
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汽车之家：#家家试驾评测##北汽新能源#【潮玩新宠 场地试驾北汽新能源 LITE】随着越来越多新能源汽车品牌涌现，电动车已经成为未来交通方式变迁的风向标。作为基于传统车企成长起来的北汽新能源，也在去年推出了全新纯电动车品牌ARCFOX，并紧接着在今年广州车展起售该品牌旗下首款微型纯电动两座版车型——LITE。...全文： m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # Beijing new energy 【 tide play darling ground to test-drive baic new energy LITE 】 emerge as more and more new energy automobile brand, electric vehicles has become an indicator of future traffic patterns. As Beijing new energy based on traditional car companies grow up, also in the last year launched a new ARCFOX pure electric car brands, and then in guangzhou auto show this year to sell the brands first two mini electric cars - LITE. ... The full text m. eibo]
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