【“主人你休想丢下我” 二哈执着新高度[允悲]】当地时间月日，英国萨里，一女子在点餐前将哈士奇绑在广告牌上，寂寞难耐的二哈竟拖着广告牌入店寻主人。在一片爆笑声中，主人将哈士奇牵出，再回店中点餐。但二哈竟再次拖牌寻人。[二哈]新京报tRHiTsv
[The master you cant leave me , persistent new height [allow sad]], local time, surrey, a woman in front of the order and tied the huskies on billboards, ha had dragged the billboard of lonesome into the store owner. In an explosion of laughter, the host will huskies pull out, to go back to store point meal. But second, unexpectedly again drag people search. The Beijing news tRHiTsv [two ha]]
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青年时报：【不做低头族！】超现实的动画短片，发人深省 ！tRHISAsc
[【 dont bow clan! Surreal animation short film, thought-provoking! tRHISAsc]
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卢健生：留一瓶[馋嘴]
[Keep a bottle of [available]]
Z CAM, CEO
微博搞笑排行榜：〖 粉丝就是很喜欢你的人。“我是你的粉丝，所以愿意为你做任何事” 〗评论好感动！青春里，我们都曾为喜欢的人，不求回报。哪怕只感动了自己，也义无反顾。[心] 顺便也给《二代妖精之今生有幸》打call，很好看！但是这破片名，差点让我错过最后一次大笑的机会！[二哈]
[[the fans is very like you. Im your fans, so willing to do anything for you] comment on the good will move! Youth, we have to the person you like, you planned to. Even if only moved himself, also relentlessness. [heart] by the way, also called had the honor of this life of second generation the demon call, very good-looking! But this title, almost make me miss the last laugh! [two ha]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
李开复：【我的岁 最后一批后即将全部成年，后来啦】十八岁，最美好的一段岁月，还记得你的岁么，一起来晒照片吧！ tzcQhO
[All my years after the last batch of the adult, later la] eighteen years of age, the best period of time, remember your age, sun photos together! tzcQhO]
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新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎# 开车要专心，不要看手机！@李菲儿love 与你一起安全文明出行，传递交通正能量！[心][心][心]
[# love qing # to concentrate on driving, dont look at mobile phone! @ feier li love travel safety civilization together with you, send traffic are energy! [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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新浪汽车：#大爱燃擎# 人人文明礼让，路路通畅安宁！@胡夏 与你一起礼让行人，共建安全文明出行新风范！[心][心][心]
[# # love with everyone civilization comity, lulu unobstructed peace! @ Hu Xia comity pedestrian together with you, build the safety civilization travel new style! [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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一只不会说话的蘑菇：想要一只迷你糊怎么办
[Want a mini paste]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶
优酷：朋友圈 十八岁照片 十八岁，正当好的年纪，最美的芳华。真羡慕你们这些晒十八岁照片的人，毕竟优酷君才只有十一岁~ 你们的偶像十八岁是什么样子的呢？不得不说，#张艺兴# 的十八岁真的是青涩啊~#优酷粉综艺#
[Circle of friends years old photos Eighteen years of age, as a good age, the most beautiful youth. I envy you the bask in years old photographs, after all, youku jun was only eleven years old ~ whats your idols eighteen? Have to say that # # lay eighteen is really green ah ~ # # youku powder variety]
冷笑话精选：这是我见过最会玩的幼儿园老师，小朋友们都佩服[笑cry]tRHSsAq
[This is the most will play the kindergarten teacher I have ever seen, the children all admire tRHSsAq [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：发表了博文《美的方洪波：如果有一天我落后了+我会自己主动退的
——经济观察网》tRHSFuTW
[Published a blog post the beauty hong-bo fang if one day I fell behind + I will be back on their own < br > < br > - economic observation network tRHSFuTW]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【吴亦凡赵丽颖跨年彩排 合唱《想你》身高差激萌[馋嘴]】日，#吴亦凡#、#赵丽颖#跨年演唱会的彩排图被曝出！照片里两人皆戴着黑色的棒球帽，身穿白色上衣下搭黑色长裤，简单的搭配令两个人好身材一览无遗↓↓两人亲密合站，看上去十分般配[笑而不语]↓↓tRHSFVDy
[[wu queer li-ying zhao countdown rehearsal chorus think you shorter excitation of [available]], # # # # queer, wu li-ying zhao New Year concert rehearsal figure was caught out! Two people in the photo is wearing a black baseball cap, wearing a white coat with black pants, the collocation of simple strainght to two good figure left left two people close together to stand down, look very match [smiling without a word] left left tRHSFVDy down]
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南方都市报：【自带攻略的小偷，连看守所的路线都看好了】近日，成都市民在小区抓到一名盗窃嫌疑人，警察在他身上竟发现一本“小偷攻略”，有踩点、有地图、还有自我督促“改正自己三天打鱼两天晒网的懒散作风”，就连往来看守所的路线都看好了…年末了，小偷也在做“最后冲刺”，提醒大家提高防范意识！@央视新闻
[【 take strategy of thieves, even on the route of detention house 】 recently, chengdu citizens caught a burglary suspect in residential area, the police found in him a thief strategy, scouting, maps, and urged correct his three days fishing net laid-back two days, even the detention of the routes are bullish on the... At the end, the thief is doing the final sprint, remind everyone raise awareness! @ CCTV news]
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MIUI：#MIUI解忧之书#眼前的世界就是最美的世界。小米相册对你说：“珍惜眼前人”。转发本条微博，抽送 个G白金年会员。tRHSFP
[# # beautiful MIUI melancholy of the book in front of the world is the most beautiful world. Millet album say to you cherish the present. Forward this weibo, pumping a G Bai Jinnian members. tRHSFP]
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汽车之家：#家家新闻##宾利添越#【宾利添越V汽油车型有望年月发布】宾利旗下大型SUV添越车型目前仅提供.T W汽油机和.T V柴油机两种动力。而在日前有海外媒体报道称，宾利有望于年月推出搭载.T V汽油动力的添越车型。随后，插电式混动版本也有望于同年年内发布。tRHSkhS
[# every news # # # bentley add more 【 add the bentley V gasoline cars is expected to be released monthly 】 bentleys large suvs add more models currently only provide. And T W a gasoline engine. Two T V diesel engine power. And with overseas media reported that at present the bentley is expected to years running. T V gasoline-powered add more models. After that, the plug-in hybrid version also release is expected to be in the same year. tRHSkhS]
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新浪汽车：#出行生活#【年度纠结人物[笑cry][跪了]】张先生今年四十多岁了，日子过得还不错，但平日生活一向比较节俭，单位派他去出差，给订了机票，张先生却为怎么去机场发了愁[摊手]，打车得四十多块，坐公交得两块，下车还得走一截，于是决定骑共享单车在一小时内到达，这样只需花一块钱[doge]，然后张先生就...全文： m.weibo
[Travel life # # entangled with the annual figures [laugh cry]] [kneeling] zhang more than forty years old this year, did you have a good day, but everyday life has always been more frugal, unit sent him on a business trip, give booked ticket, but for how to get to the airport to send Mr. Zhang sorrowstand hand, take a taxi to more than forty pieces, the bus had two blocks, out of the car will also have to go, he decided to ride sharing bike arrive within an hour, so that it only takes one yuan [doge], and then suggest we are... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【年铁路春运购票日历新鲜出炉！】亲，要买回家的火车票了，送你一张购票日历，快收好！网络、电话订票预售期为天，车站窗口、代售点和自动售票机预售期为天，除夕车票最早月日抢！
[【 in rail travel tickets calendar fresh! Pro, want to buy a train ticket to go home, send you a ticket calendar, get away! Network, telephone booking tickets booking period for days, the station window, outlets and automatic machines to booking period for days, New Years eve ticket the earliest date of rob! ]
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但斌：转发纯娱乐：“你年初投入股市本金十万（中国梦版的一个小目标）
月买太阳电缆，当月涨幅.%，月底，你的资金变为.万元。
月买江阴银行，当月涨幅.%，月底，你的资金变为.万元。
月，买西部建设该股，当月涨幅.%，月底，你的资金变为.万元。
月...全文： m.weibo
[Forwarding pure entertainment into the stock market at the beginning of your principal hundreds of (Chinas dream of a small target) < br > month buy solar cable, gains during the month. %, at the end of your money into. Ten thousand yuan. Jiangyin bank buy < br > month, that month. %, at the end of your money into. Ten thousand yuan. < br > month, buy to the stock, in the month. %, at the end of your money into. Ten thousand yuan. < br >... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【乒协回应调查刘国梁电话指挥国乒传言：无中生有】中国乒协回应刘国梁遥控指挥，称夺冠是集体功劳，近期有人把总决赛樊振东夺冠归结一两人身上，是与事实严重不符的；也有人放言，中国乒协要调查此事，更是无中生有。回应全文↓↓tRHSeMGI
[【 duan ping command response to the investigation of liu guoliang phone countries talk about 】 China duan response to liu guoliang remote control command, said the title is a collective work, recently some attribute final FanZhenDong one or two people, is with serious; China, has also been pronounced, duan to look into the matter, the police. Response to the full text left left tRHSeMGI]
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小野妹子学吐槽：我们葬爱家族族长隆重出场[笑而不语]
[We buried love family patriarch grand appearance [smiling without a word]]
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青年时报：【什么情况？一大早朋友圈都是岁自拍！今日朋友圈主题杀马特的逆袭[二哈]】今早起来，有没有发现朋友圈里都在发自拍！不知道为什么，一夜之间大家都晒起了自己的十八岁……究竟十八岁的梗是什么，说法不一。有人说是昨晚某酱推送了一个关于岁的视频，瞬间引发网友回忆杀！也有人说这是（爱你...全文： m.weibo
[【? Circle of friends are take age in the early morning! Todays circle of friends theme kill matt counter attack ha] [two] this morning, see in the circle of friends are from shoot! Dont know why, suddenly everyone bask in their own eighteen... What is stem of eighteen, different versions. Some said last night a sauce to push a video about age, instant reminders to kill net friend! Others say it is (love you... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【旬老人住欠债人家讨债 突发脑出血去世[伤心]】据了解，王先生的二爷爷今年岁，他借给王先生万元钱，王先生又把钱借给韩某。由于韩某不还钱，二爷爷便跟着王先生到西安韩某家中等待对方还钱，没想到突发脑出血去世...韩某是否会承担法律责任？律师这样解读[吃惊]↓↓tRHSBLU
[Died the ten-day owe the somebody else for the old man live a cerebral hemorrhage [sad]] reported that Mr Wangs grandpa two years old this year, he lent Mr Wang ten thousand dollars money, Mr Wang and lend money to Han Mou. Since Han Mou dont also money, two grandpa wang to xi an after Han Mou waiting for each other in the home also money, died unexpectedly a bleeding in the brain... Han Mou will bear legal responsibility? Lawyers such interpretation [surprised] left left tRHSBLU down]
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优酷：最后一批后即将全部成年，成人礼“我”给你一个姑娘。#十八岁给你一个姑娘#成年快乐！[太开心]
[After the last of the adult, adult ceremony I give you a girl. # to give you a happy girl # adult! [quite happy]]
猫扑：【女大学生宿舍开美甲店：初中就开始做[并不简单]】大学还可以这样玩？@陕西师范大学 一位女大学生在宿舍开了一家美甲店，工具齐全，样式丰富，最重要的是方便，同学们不用出门就可以做美美的指甲。同学都在夸赞，室友说她是合格的老板…… tRHaXvEV
[The female college students dormitory salon junior high school began to do [] are not simple 】 university can also play like this? @ a female college students in shaanxi normal university opened a salon in the dormitory, tool is complete, the style is rich, the most important thing is convenient, the students dont have to go out to do beautiful nails. Students are in the praise, roommate said she is a qualified boss... tRHaXvEV]
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但斌：回复@股道入海[作揖][心][鲜花]@股道入海投资中亘古不变的事就是坚定陪伴伟大的企业共成长，然后等待《时间的玫瑰》绽放。恭喜但总！[鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[Reply @ fields into the sea [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ fields into the sea in a timeless investment is determined with great enterprises grow, and then wait for the time roses bloom. Congratulations but always! [a flower] [flowers] [flowers]]
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但斌：回复@zy_ldpe[作揖][心][鲜花]@zy_ldpe但总的思想影响了太多太多的投资者，了不起啊。
[Reply @ zy_ldpe [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ zy_ldpe but overall thought influenced too much and too many investors, marvelous.]
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薛蛮子：分享图片 tRyhNkO
[Share photos tRyhNkO]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一
小浪同学爱吐槽：【清华外语系学生论文因太出色遭质疑 校方已致歉】近日，清华大学外语系一女学生，因提交的论文报告中提到参与科研、学习数据结构，被质疑抄袭理工科学生，引发争议↓↓日，清华大学国家大学生文化素质教育基地回应，教务处认定作业真实有效，并对助教主观臆断、课程负责教师未经全面核查便予以认定...全文： m.weibo
[(tsinghua university department of foreign languages has been questioned because of the excellent student papers had been sorry 】 recently, the department of foreign languages, tsinghua university female students, because of the papers submitted report to participate in scientific research, the study data structures, has been questioned from science and engineering students, controversial left, left, tsinghua university, national university students cultural quality education base, real and effective office decided that homework, and shall be responsible for teaching assistants subjective, course teachers without the overall inspection and found... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：转： 【李迅雷：中国的价值投资时代才刚刚启程还会有更多倍股】嗨牛财经月日讯，中泰证券首席经济学家李迅雷今日发文称，有人说，今年价值股的价值已经兑现，估值洼地已经被填平，因此，就该切换风格。“我觉得，价值需要去挖掘，投资永远是着眼于未来，但由于人们对未来的风险和收益的预估总是...全文： m.weibo
[ 【 Li Xunlei the value of Chinas investment era has just left there will be more times stocks] hi date of dispatch of finance and economics, China and Thailand securities chief economist Li Xunlei said today, some people say that the value of value stocks this year has been cashed, valuations depression has been paved over, therefore, is to switch the style. Need to dig, I think, value investment is always focus on the future, but because of the risks and benefits of the future forecast is always... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：十八岁时的小栗旬、山下智久、木村拓哉、柏原崇、山田孝之、锦户亮、泷泽秀明、岚团、堺雅人[爱你]
[Shun oguri at the age of , news, takuya kimura, another world, the mountain Tian Xiao, ryo, hideaki takizawa, haze, 堺 luhya love you []]
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南方都市报：【父母把岁孩子“外租”给团伙盗窃，一年牟利万元[怒]】上海多地发生儿童窃取财物事件，经警方调查，岁小何和岁小汪是被诱导参与，他们被亲生父母租借给犯罪团伙作“盗窃工具”，父母每年从中牟利万元。湖南道县人民法院判撤销两孩子父母监护权，另行指定监护人。梨视频tRHaTkku
[【 rent age of parents send children to theft rings, a profit of ten thousand yuan a year [anger]] Shanghai more children steal property incident, the police investigation, years, ho and small wang was induced to participate in, they are biological parents on loan for criminal gangs stealing tools, parents a profit of ten thousand yuan a year. Dao county in hunan province of the peoples court sentenced to cancel the two parents custody, shall be separately designated guardian. Pear video tRHaTkku]
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冷笑话精选：萌死人的小水獭，摸脸也太犯规了吧！！tRHSmwdQ
[Of the dead little otter, touch your face too foul!!!!! tRHSmwdQ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
平安北京：【自带攻略的小偷，连看守所的路线都看好了[跪了]】近日，成都市民在小区抓到一名盗窃嫌疑人，随后警察在他身上竟发现一本“小偷攻略”，有踩点、地图，还有自我督促“改正自己三天打鱼两天晒网的懒散作风”，就连往来看守所的路线都看好了…这操作也是[二哈][二哈]…蜀黍提醒大家，现在年末了，小...全文： m.weibo
[【 take strategy of thieves, even on the route of detention house] [kneeling 】 recently, chengdu citizens caught a burglary suspect in residential area, then the police found in him a thief strategy, scouting, maps, and self urged correct his three days fishing net laid-back two days, even the detention of the routes are bullish on the... This operation is also a two ha] [[two ha]... Sorghum remind everybody, now at the end of the small... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#知识贴，大货车侧翻压扁黑色轿车，轿车司机的一个动作救了自己的命！ [赞] tRHMcr
[Old driver class # # knowledge that big truck rollover crushed black car, car drivers of a movement to save his own life! [who] tRHMcr]
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