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【放下手机!个聚会必玩小游戏[耶]】世界上最遥远的距离,莫过于我们坐在一起,你却在玩手机。同学朋友聚会,不妨放下手机,一起做游戏吧:萝卜蹲、抢椅子、撕名牌、手口不一、解手链……假期约上三五好友,嗨起来!
[【 put down the phone. A party will play little game [and]] the furthest distance in the world than we sit together, you are playing with mobile phones. Classmate friends, might as well put down the phone, lets play a game turnip squat, musical chairs, tore designer bracelet, hand mouth is differ, solution... On holiday about friends, hey! ]
报道全球 传播中国
#恋与制作人# #未命名同人#
维护时间延迟到:,继续钻石补偿。
刚领了体力的Y君现在是崩溃的。
[# love unnamed fan with producer # # # < br > maintenance time delay to, continue to diamond compensation. < br > just received physical Y jun is now collapse. ]
非官方‖公众号未命名同人组‖恋与制作人攻略‖奇暖漫画汉化‖原创游戏同人‖欢迎投稿!中国书画诗词院:
【 瑞雪红运 … 】
[】 【 snow red...]
一字一方圆,一笔一江山;一点一春色,一抹一冬寒;一心一世界,一生一百年,中国书画。各国美食学起来YOU:
香煎土豆饼一份,当点心作早餐都可以~ [舔屏]
[A pan fry potato latkes, when dim sum for breakfast can ~ [lick screen]]
国美食,统统喜欢!请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网,旨在分享奏耐天津:
#起床签到贴#先起床的,先来打卡签到吧,在床上、上厕所的不算哦!
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count! ]
【家乡微博】关心都市民生,关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里!】等等梅梅:
#一日一花# #早安# 這一年、千言万語道不尽、這一年、万水千山総是晴。年的最後一天、感慨万千。[心]
[A flower good morning # # # # this year, thousands of words way is endless, this year, the long march 総 is fine. The last day of the year, deeply touched. [heart]]
出生上海、現住日本。乡下宁宁:
目睹了一场家庭暴力。
黑大叫胖羊“sister cow”,胖羊说你再说我就揍你。
黑大说:好的,sister cow。
胖羊无奈转向妈妈:他叫我cow!
妈妈说:揍他!
胖羊转向黑大:再说就揍了啊。
黑大笑着说:好的,cow。
胖羊扑上去在他大腿上用按摩的力度捶了几拳把黑大舒服得直哼哼。
小清新建议:快打脸,打脸
[To see a family violence. < br > black fat sheep sister cow, fat sheep that you say Ill smack you. < br > black big said good, sister cow. < br > fat sheep is helpless to mom he called me a cow! < br > the mother said hit him! < br > fat sheep turn to black big besides just hit. < br > black laughed and said good, the cow. < br > the fat sheep and lunges and on his thigh with massage strength beats him black big comfortable straight hem. < br > small pure and fresh and suggestion fight face, a face]
惟愿公平如大水滚滚, 使公义如江河滔滔!(摩:)Marco_徐晓峰:
早![太阳]
年月日
今天要跨年了……
[Early!!!! Date of [the] < br > < br > across years today... ]
专注投资和宏观经济研究 公司网址:lanlinggroup李敖观天下:
女生扬言叫社会人强奸自己的女同学,被女同学父亲知道后拦截打回去。面对校园欺凌,你支持这位父亲用这样的方式打回去吗?支持的右边[good] tRSUivi tRlGmerH
[Girl threatened to call the social man rape their female classmates, blocked by female classmate father know after call back later. In the face of bullying, you support the father play back in this way? Support on the right side of the [good] tRSUivi tRlGmerH]
说点真话,站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注!哲言心语:
人最好的状态是,脸上看起来比实际年龄年轻三五岁、心理比实际年龄成熟三五岁。而越是看起来极简单的人,越是内心极丰盛的人。内心空白,才要装出一脸世故。
[Who is the best state, on the face looks younger than actual age years old, the psychological mature than actual age years old. But the more looks very simple, the more the heart very rich man. Inner void, only to put on a face of sophistication. ]
微信号:zheyanxinyuzy ‖走进情感地带│感悟世间冷暖│培育阳光心态│汇集文化精粹│演绎生活智慧│成就幸福人生‖欢迎交流,期待关注!真搞笑集中营:
平凡的举动,拯救一个孩子!
为这位老师点个赞!!![心] #搞笑#
[Ordinary, save a child! < br > to the point of a great teacher!!!!!! [heart] # # funny]
♪萌萌哒 ☞坏坏哒向班长:
我发表了头条文章《梦醒时分梦想未来
写给》 tRHKJJa
[I published articles headlines < br > when I dream of the future to tRHKJJa]
知钱基金,周期投资复利增长人爱人天爱天缘:
“爱心万里行”~(第期) tRHKZb
[Love wan lixing ~ tRHKZb (first phase)]
〖钢丝善行团〗第号!众生缘怀孕育儿一点通:
#科普辅食#【辅食初体验 宝宝的“第一口”推荐】第一口食物:母乳;第一口辅食:米粉;第一口菜泥:胡萝卜泥;第一口果泥:苹果泥、香蕉泥;第一口肉泥:鸡肉泥、鱼泥;第一口粗粮:玉米糊…
[# # consisting of popular science [see baby early experience of the first bite recommend 】 the first bite of food breast milk. The first bite side dish rice flour; The first bite puree carrots mud; The first bite puree apple puree, banana puree; The first bite glue minced chicken, fish mud; The first bite of coarse grains corn paste... ]
百万妈妈都在关注的母婴类公众号,为妈妈们分享有趣有料有科学的孕育知识安东尼写给不二的情书:
有时候,失望到一定程度后,反而会开出一朵花来,那朵花的名字叫,无所谓。——亲爱的不二
[Sometimes, down to a certain degree, it will be a flower leaves to come, that is the name of the flower, it doesnt matter. - my dear not two]
有只兔子叫不二,它是安东尼的。难过时候,想要一只兔子,你可以叫它不二或亲爱的,它能治愈所有安东尼的伤痛。你需要不二吗?一句心情签名:
这世界上根本不存在“不会做”这回事,当你失去了所有的依靠的时候,自然就什么都会了。
[It doesnt exist in the world will not do it, when you lost all depend on what will naturally. ]
有没有一个词、一句话,让你想起某件事、某个人;有没有那么一段情,让你。。benjamin袁伟豪:
回到家啦!晚安,早安#bye#
[Back home! Good morning, good night # bye#]
歪歪酱是我啊:
#恋与制作人进不去#
emmmmm 我又被踢出来了[二哈][二哈][二哈]
这次连公告都不更新了吗@恋与制作人 [二哈][二哈][二哈]
[# # love and producers cant get into the < br > emmmmm I was kicked out [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] < br > dont even have updated the announcement it @ this time love with producertwo ha ha] [two ,]
这是一个很腻害的个人博。俄罗斯什么值得买:
还剩今天天[二哈][二哈][二哈]
[Day [ left today] [two ha] [two ha]]
中俄自媒体人俄语人老罗,微信公共号俄语之家ruclub创办者昌亮法师:
【每日吉祥】让我们传递慈悲、善良、真诚、包容、与人为善,让世界都充满正能量,种善因结慧果。请同修善友居士,与我每日在微博上供养药师如来佛像只要有供养的心或行为,便可累积无比殊胜的功德。供养功德回向:愿求者如愿,众生业力消除,病苦皆除,世界吉祥安乐!
[Let us pass daily auspicious 】 【 compassion, kindness, sincerity, tolerance, kindness, let the world is full of positive energy, kind of good karma and fruit. Please to repair the good friends, and my daily on weibo feed medicine guru Buddha statue, so long as has the support of the heart or behavior can be accumulated very special qualities. Merit to feed back to may the requestor, all karma to eliminate, the pain is in addition to, the auspicious happiness! ]
释昌亮年出家年读佛学院后授三坛大戒现任:魏县佛教协会副会长.白佛寺.古观音寺住持!微信号:法师励志恢复偏远寺院并收养孤儿和孤寡老人笑点菌:
惊喜vs意外[doge] #搞笑#
[[doge] # # funny surprise vs accident]
微博每天分享搞笑幽默 (内容来源网络,侵权私信删)无节操啪叔:
男朋友比自己矮是什么体验[吃瓜] #搞笑幽默#
[What is shorter than his boyfriend experience [eat the melon] # # humor funny]
有事请找啪叔炸鱼Zard-:
嗯。。。
[B well... ]
素颜一倾听:
醒中么早[委屈][可怜]
[Wake up in the yao early [wrong] [poor]]
【天使靠在你肩上]** 平凡人生* 向众博学习*【感恩】芯話:
如果想结婚了,就尽力嫁给像这样的男人吧![心]
[If you want to get married, just try to marry a man like this! [heart]]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:育儿知识大王:
孩子人生的次叛逆期,你一定得这样管!
[Child life time rebellious period, you must like this tube! ]
育儿.母婴 知识尽掌握 !大王每天会推送精彩育儿内容。敬请关注 欢迎投稿,合作qq窦文涛圆桌派:
#窦文涛圆桌派#
自月日起,每周二、周五,《圆桌派》第三季将继续播出!
马家辉:年轻人:you have nothing to lose 不应该把面子算到做一件事情的成本里面。
[# # holding sent round table < br > since February nd, every Tuesday and Friday, the third season of round pie will continue to broadcast! < br > < br > Ma Guhui young man, you have nothing to lose should not face to do one thing at a cost. ]
圆桌派、锵锵三人行,一起谈天说地,一起荤素不忌。到底口不口:
火红的小辣椒[吃瓜]
[Red pepper pottseat the melon]
搞笑,内涵,段子蔡思貝Sisley:
留個紀念。不是歌手;不是舞者。今次飾演嘅角色係一個唱跳歌手,拍MV錄歌排舞,全部都好俾心機一一做齊,不是專業水平,但令我好學心萌生,一定會繼續學習。多謝大家好多嘅鼓勵🙃
#勁歌金曲頒獎典禮##由細睇到大##今晚係表演嘉賓##anotherspecialnight##littlemomentsinlife##蔡思贝#
[Leave a mark. Not a singer; Not a dancer. This time playing role is a singer sing dance, clap MV dc line dance, all good give all to do together, not a professional level, but I am studious heart initiation, will continue to learn. 多谢大家好多嘅鼓励🙃
#劲歌金曲颁奖典礼##由细睇到大##今晚系表演嘉宾##anotherspecialnight##littlemomentsinlife##蔡思贝# ]
克利夫兰骑士:
来自中国甘肃的名黄河娃(Yellow River Kids)已经抵达纽约,几天后将启程前往克利夫兰,参加为期五天的NBA历史上规模最大的国际训练营! tRHKJywI
[Many Kids from China gansu province in the name of the Huang Hewa (Yellow River) has arrived in New York, after a few days will depart for Cleveland, to participate in the NBA for five days in the history of the largest international training camp! tRHKJywI]
NBA克利夫兰骑士队唯一官方微博幽默搞笑大叔:
姐妹们,你们都输在起跑线上了[作揖]
[Sisters, you are lose on the starting line [bowing]]
新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,精选幽默、笑话、趣图、搞笑段子等,让您的生活充满快乐,欢迎你的关注。小怪兽来啦:
#胡一天#[心]#湖南卫视跨年#跨年前夜还在紧张彩排的粉红少年[哈哈]胡一天。好吧,我之前不应该认为男生跟粉红色不搭,遇见你之后我发现这就是个偏见[doge]
今日份的你依然是帅气爆表 总有种校园初恋江辰温柔出场的既视感,跨年夜有你就够了[偷乐]
@胡一天啊 你最棒了
麻将一直在守着你 [心][心][心]
[# # the day hu [heart] # # hunan satellite TV New Year New Years eve in tension rehearsal pink young ha ha hu one day. Well, I should not think boys with pink not before, I meet you after I found its a prejudice [doge] < br > todays share of the first love is still a handsome explodes the table you always have a campus Jiang Chen gentle appearance of visual sense, both across the university have you is enough [steal joy] < br > @ hu day! You are the best < br > mahjong has been watching you [heart] [heart] [heart]]
你得努力一点,为了过上自己想要的生活,为了离自己喜欢的人更近❤ ❤ ❤爱调色的Miko酱:
永远年轻 永远热泪盈眶
[Forever young forever eyes well up with tears]
原ID调色课堂 现已更名啦~更 多调色教程欢迎关(tiao)注(xi)我~世界搞笑排行榜:
看到一句话:真正幸福的人都在忙着体会,哪有人在忙着炫耀。
[See a word truly happy people are busy, which someone was busy showing off. ]
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