小浪同学爱吐槽:
【那年自拍照朋友圈刷屏 网友葬爱家族来开年会了[允悲]】年即将过去,最后一批后也马上年满岁,而最早的一批后就快要岁了。这些人“试图”用朋友圈刷岁照的方式“挽回青春”。有人面对满屏年代感十足的照片直接吐槽:史上最庞大葬爱家族今天开年会↓↓tRHoVPZ
[【 when you refresh circle of friends Netizens was buried love family to open conference [allow sad]] years will soon the past, also immediately after the last of the aged, and soon after the first years old. These people are trying to brush with friends, according to the way to restore the youth. Someone in the face of the full screen s feels dye-in-the-wood photos of direct speech the largest in the history of buried love family left left tRHoVPZ open conference today]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。
#锋味##优酷粉综艺#不得不服,饱饱@William威廉陈伟霆 滑水也太酷了吧,能跳能唱能演能撩!还会滑水,这样全能的男神请给我来一沓[羞嗒嗒]
[# feng flavor # # # youku powder variety shall not refuse to obey, full @ William William William water skiing is too cool, can jump can sing can play can liao! Will water skiing, so almighty god, please give me a stack of male [shame clicking]]
平安北京:
【电动车夜间充电易着火】时值冬季,天干物燥,火灾多发,电动车是引发火灾的重要隐患。从消防安全的角度,电动车火灾发生主要有哪些原因,如何预防?戳这里,消妹来告诉你。
[In winter, the electric vehicle charging at night easy ignition 】 【 air-dried dry, normal fire, electric vehicle is an important hidden danger of fire. From the perspective of fire safety, electric fire what are the main reason, how to prevent? Stamp here, sister to tell you. ]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。知乎:
「人红是非多,江湖上流传着很多关于小龙虾的传言,虽然小龙虾是个万年不过气的美食界网红,但也总是让吃货们有所顾虑。生长在污水中专吃垃圾?重金属含量超标?携带寄生虫?关于小龙虾的传言,我们一一来分(pi)析(yao)……」👉tRHoqNPf
[Red is more people, spread over the river with a lot of rumors about crayfish, although small lobster is a ten thousand but food sector net red gas, but also always let foodies. Growth in sewage secondary eat junk? Heavy metal content exceeds bid?? Carry the parasite whiffs of crayfish, we a way points (PI) analysis (yao)... 👉tRHoqNPf ]
发现更大的世界小野妹子学吐槽:
ojbk[拜拜]
[Ojbk (bye bye)]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。新浪汽车:
#大爱燃擎# @魏大勋 与你一起践行文明出行,做素质老司机![心][心][心]
[# @ # love of qing wei big schoenberg practice civilization travel together with you, to do quality old driver! [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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网友:我都怀疑这货知道自己是个国宝了……[允悲]
[Net friend I wonder if this shipment is know oneself is a national treasure... [allow sad]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端薛蛮子:
旧文一篇,介绍了瑞波币。当时听话买了而没有急于卖的人都发了大财了。投资的道理都一样,团队要靠谱,事情要靠谱,代表着未来与方向。项目是在解决一些真实的痛点与瓶颈。可惜这类项目是永远的少数。瞎忽悠的空气币还是太多了。入市有风险,投资需谨慎。千万不要投入你赔不起的钱!切记!
[The old view, introduces the Rayleigh wave currency. Listen to buy and no rush to sell people have made a fortune. Investment of truth are all the same, the team must depend on spectrum, things to, and represents the future direction. Project is to solve some real pain points and bottlenecks. Its a pity that this kind of project is always a few. A blind fool air currency or too much. In the market has a risk, the investment need to be careful. Dont you cant afford to lose money! Remember that!]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一微博搞笑排行榜:
[憧憬][憧憬]@葉葉一个人 希望有一天也能收到这样的蛋糕
[[hope] [hope] @ under one hope one day can also receive a cake like this]
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【跨年演唱会今晚打响,李宇春陈伟霆火力全开,S.H.E&Twins罕见合体!】跨年演唱会又双叒叕来了,今年浙江卫视继续领跑跨年,在今晚(月日)携众多明星一起开high趴。今天,记者提前来到深圳“春茧”体育场参加该活动新闻发布会,虽说离演唱会开始还有几小时,可一波表演、采访后,已经提前感受了...全文: m.weibo
[New Year the concert tonight, William li firing, S.H.E & Twins rare fit!] New Years concert and double 叒 叕, zhejiang satellite TV continues to lead New Year this year, in (month) with stars tonight with high lie prone. Today, reporters came to shenzhen in advance spring cocoon stadium press conference to attend the activities, although there are a few hours away from the concert started, but a wave of performance, after the interview, have experience in advance... The full text m. eibo]
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现在各种分叉各种币又层出不穷大家谨慎挑选@面相命运与健康定律一直没变!富有是因为智慧和判断力出众,薛老投资多年,眼光超前!@薛蛮子这样的机会很多。量子,比原,小蚁,和墨链都是很好的例子。我的投资原则:人靠谱,事靠谱,价不贵。不要听旁人瞎逼逼。黄金就算埋在土里,还是会闪光滴!
[Now also emerge in endlessly various bifurcation various currency you carefully selecting @ faces fate and health law hasnt been changed! Rich because the wisdom and judgment, xue old investment for many years, look ahead! @ xue barbarian many such opportunity. Quantum, compared to the original, the small ant, and ink chain are good examples. My investment principle people, things, price is not expensive. Dont listen to other people blind force. Gold, even if buried in the soil, will flash drops!]
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欧美范尖叫鸡翻唱《Havana》,感觉这辈子是唱不过这只鸡了[笑cry]tRHoyD
[Europe and the United States fan screaming cover and the chicken, I feel my life is singing but this chicken tRHoyD [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!汽车之家:
#家家试驾评测##阿特兹##君威#【谁的操控更好 Speedway对比阿特兹君威】这是一场关于运动、操控的比拼,最终新君威在直线加速和赛道圈速成绩两方面都战胜了阿特兹,但是阿特兹带给人的驾驶感受更好,操控更优秀,所以客观成绩是君威赢了,主观感受是阿特兹赢了。tRHaPDNF
[# every test evaluation, o # # # # # regal o [who manipulation of the Speedway better contrast, regal 】 this is a compete about the movement, control, eventually the new regal in both lap linear acceleration and track performance over art, but art, bring a person driving feeling better, manipulation of the better, so the objective result is regal win, subjective feeling is, we won. tRHaPDNF]
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#出行生活# 同事发给我一张图,说以后忘记带车钥匙就这么办[doge][doge][doge]
[# # travel life colleague sent me a picture, after said forgot his keys so handle [doge] [doge] [doge]]
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女皇们~展现自己厨艺的时刻到了。不会下厨的饱饱需要你的紧急支援!#为饱饱下厨#就是你脱颖而出的机会~早上看到饱饱滑水尖叫声最大的那几只!对就是你们~快来晒出你们的斩男必杀菜!优酷君等你嗷[太开心] tRHoAkcq
[The queen ~ time to show my cooking. Dont cook full need your urgent support! # # cook for full is your chance to stand out from the ~ in the morning to see the largest of the full water skiing screams a few! Is you ~ come and dry out your chop men slay food! Youku jun you ao tRHoAkcq [quite happy]]
南方都市报:
【“主人你休想丢下我” 二哈执着新高度[允悲]】当地时间月日,英国萨里,一女子在点餐前将哈士奇绑在广告牌上,寂寞难耐的二哈竟拖着广告牌入店寻主人。在一片爆笑声中,主人将哈士奇牵出,再回店中点餐。但二哈竟再次拖牌寻人。[二哈]新京报tRHiTsv
[The master you cant leave me , persistent new height [allow sad]], local time, surrey, a woman in front of the order and tied the huskies on billboards, ha had dragged the billboard of lonesome into the store owner. In an explosion of laughter, the host will huskies pull out, to go back to store point meal. But second, unexpectedly again drag people search. The Beijing news tRHiTsv [two ha]]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博青年时报:
【不做低头族!】超现实的动画短片,发人深省 !tRHISAsc
[【 dont bow clan! Surreal animation short film, thought-provoking! tRHISAsc]
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留一瓶[馋嘴]
[Keep a bottle of [available]]
Z CAM, CEO微博搞笑排行榜:
〖 粉丝就是很喜欢你的人。“我是你的粉丝,所以愿意为你做任何事” 〗评论好感动!青春里,我们都曾为喜欢的人,不求回报。哪怕只感动了自己,也义无反顾。[心] 顺便也给《二代妖精之今生有幸》打call,很好看!但是这破片名,差点让我错过最后一次大笑的机会![二哈]
[[the fans is very like you. Im your fans, so willing to do anything for you] comment on the good will move! Youth, we have to the person you like, you planned to. Even if only moved himself, also relentlessness. [heart] by the way, also called had the honor of this life of second generation the demon call, very good-looking! But this title, almost make me miss the last laugh! [two ha]]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗李开复:
【我的岁 最后一批后即将全部成年,后来啦】十八岁,最美好的一段岁月,还记得你的岁么,一起来晒照片吧! tzcQhO
[All my years after the last batch of the adult, later la] eighteen years of age, the best period of time, remember your age, sun photos together! tzcQhO]
创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin新浪汽车:
#大爱燃擎# 开车要专心,不要看手机!@李菲儿love 与你一起安全文明出行,传递交通正能量![心][心][心]
[# love qing # to concentrate on driving, dont look at mobile phone! @ feier li love travel safety civilization together with you, send traffic are energy! [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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#大爱燃擎# 人人文明礼让,路路通畅安宁!@胡夏 与你一起礼让行人,共建安全文明出行新风范![心][心][心]
[# # love with everyone civilization comity, lulu unobstructed peace! @ Hu Xia comity pedestrian together with you, build the safety civilization travel new style! [heart] [heart] [heart]]
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想要一只迷你糊怎么办
[Want a mini paste]
外向的孤独患者 有何不可 😶优酷:
朋友圈 十八岁照片 十八岁,正当好的年纪,最美的芳华。真羡慕你们这些晒十八岁照片的人,毕竟优酷君才只有十一岁~ 你们的偶像十八岁是什么样子的呢?不得不说,#张艺兴# 的十八岁真的是青涩啊~#优酷粉综艺#
[Circle of friends years old photos Eighteen years of age, as a good age, the most beautiful youth. I envy you the bask in years old photographs, after all, youku jun was only eleven years old ~ whats your idols eighteen? Have to say that # # lay eighteen is really green ah ~ # # youku powder variety]
冷笑话精选:
这是我见过最会玩的幼儿园老师,小朋友们都佩服[笑cry]tRHSsAq
[This is the most will play the kindergarten teacher I have ever seen, the children all admire tRHSsAq [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!但斌:
发表了博文《美的方洪波:如果有一天我落后了+我会自己主动退的
——经济观察网》tRHSFuTW
[Published a blog post the beauty hong-bo fang if one day I fell behind + I will be back on their own < br > < br > - economic observation network tRHSFuTW]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小浪同学爱吐槽:
【吴亦凡赵丽颖跨年彩排 合唱《想你》身高差激萌[馋嘴]】日,#吴亦凡#、#赵丽颖#跨年演唱会的彩排图被曝出!照片里两人皆戴着黑色的棒球帽,身穿白色上衣下搭黑色长裤,简单的搭配令两个人好身材一览无遗↓↓两人亲密合站,看上去十分般配[笑而不语]↓↓tRHSFVDy
[[wu queer li-ying zhao countdown rehearsal chorus think you shorter excitation of [available]], # # # # queer, wu li-ying zhao New Year concert rehearsal figure was caught out! Two people in the photo is wearing a black baseball cap, wearing a white coat with black pants, the collocation of simple strainght to two good figure left left two people close together to stand down, look very match [smiling without a word] left left tRHSFVDy down]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。南方都市报:
【自带攻略的小偷,连看守所的路线都看好了】近日,成都市民在小区抓到一名盗窃嫌疑人,警察在他身上竟发现一本“小偷攻略”,有踩点、有地图、还有自我督促“改正自己三天打鱼两天晒网的懒散作风”,就连往来看守所的路线都看好了…年末了,小偷也在做“最后冲刺”,提醒大家提高防范意识!@央视新闻
[【 take strategy of thieves, even on the route of detention house 】 recently, chengdu citizens caught a burglary suspect in residential area, the police found in him a thief strategy, scouting, maps, and urged correct his three days fishing net laid-back two days, even the detention of the routes are bullish on the... At the end, the thief is doing the final sprint, remind everyone raise awareness! @ CCTV news]
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#MIUI解忧之书#眼前的世界就是最美的世界。小米相册对你说:“珍惜眼前人”。转发本条微博,抽送 个G白金年会员。tRHSFP
[# # beautiful MIUI melancholy of the book in front of the world is the most beautiful world. Millet album say to you cherish the present. Forward this weibo, pumping a G Bai Jinnian members. tRHSFP]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!汽车之家:
#家家新闻##宾利添越#【宾利添越V汽油车型有望年月发布】宾利旗下大型SUV添越车型目前仅提供.T W汽油机和.T V柴油机两种动力。而在日前有海外媒体报道称,宾利有望于年月推出搭载.T V汽油动力的添越车型。随后,插电式混动版本也有望于同年年内发布。tRHSkhS
[# every news # # # bentley add more 【 add the bentley V gasoline cars is expected to be released monthly 】 bentleys large suvs add more models currently only provide. And T W a gasoline engine. Two T V diesel engine power. And with overseas media reported that at present the bentley is expected to years running. T V gasoline-powered add more models. After that, the plug-in hybrid version also release is expected to be in the same year. tRHSkhS]
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#出行生活#【年度纠结人物[笑cry][跪了]】张先生今年四十多岁了,日子过得还不错,但平日生活一向比较节俭,单位派他去出差,给订了机票,张先生却为怎么去机场发了愁[摊手],打车得四十多块,坐公交得两块,下车还得走一截,于是决定骑共享单车在一小时内到达,这样只需花一块钱[doge],然后张先生就...全文: m.weibo
[Travel life # # entangled with the annual figures [laugh cry]] [kneeling] zhang more than forty years old this year, did you have a good day, but everyday life has always been more frugal, unit sent him on a business trip, give booked ticket, but for how to get to the airport to send Mr. Zhang sorrowstand hand, take a taxi to more than forty pieces, the bus had two blocks, out of the car will also have to go, he decided to ride sharing bike arrive within an hour, so that it only takes one yuan [doge], and then suggest we are... The full text m. eibo]
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【年铁路春运购票日历新鲜出炉!】亲,要买回家的火车票了,送你一张购票日历,快收好!网络、电话订票预售期为天,车站窗口、代售点和自动售票机预售期为天,除夕车票最早月日抢!
[【 in rail travel tickets calendar fresh! Pro, want to buy a train ticket to go home, send you a ticket calendar, get away! Network, telephone booking tickets booking period for days, the station window, outlets and automatic machines to booking period for days, New Years eve ticket the earliest date of rob! ]
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转发纯娱乐:“你年初投入股市本金十万(中国梦版的一个小目标)
月买太阳电缆,当月涨幅.%,月底,你的资金变为.万元。
月买江阴银行,当月涨幅.%,月底,你的资金变为.万元。
月,买西部建设该股,当月涨幅.%,月底,你的资金变为.万元。
月...全文: m.weibo
[Forwarding pure entertainment into the stock market at the beginning of your principal hundreds of (Chinas dream of a small target) < br > month buy solar cable, gains during the month. %, at the end of your money into. Ten thousand yuan. Jiangyin bank buy < br > month, that month. %, at the end of your money into. Ten thousand yuan. < br > month, buy to the stock, in the month. %, at the end of your money into. Ten thousand yuan. < br >... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小浪同学爱吐槽:
【乒协回应调查刘国梁电话指挥国乒传言:无中生有】中国乒协回应刘国梁遥控指挥,称夺冠是集体功劳,近期有人把总决赛樊振东夺冠归结一两人身上,是与事实严重不符的;也有人放言,中国乒协要调查此事,更是无中生有。回应全文↓↓tRHSeMGI
[【 duan ping command response to the investigation of liu guoliang phone countries talk about 】 China duan response to liu guoliang remote control command, said the title is a collective work, recently some attribute final FanZhenDong one or two people, is with serious; China, has also been pronounced, duan to look into the matter, the police. Response to the full text left left tRHSeMGI]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
我们葬爱家族族长隆重出场[笑而不语]
[We buried love family patriarch grand appearance [smiling without a word]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
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