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【去哪儿网自营店张机票多收.万,被罚万】日,北京市发改委官网公布一条行政处罚单,称根据群众举报,“去哪儿网”自营店有张机票违规超收机票费用,多收乘客元,违反民航局和《价格法》等相关法规。北京市发改委要求“去哪儿网”自营店退还消费者多收价款,并没收其违法所得元,...全文: m.weibo
[[where network own stores a ticket more., was fined over 】, a demand for tickets, the Beijing municipal development and reform commissions website said that according to the public, where to net own stores have a ticket that ticket in excess of the cost, more passengers yuan, in violation of the civil aviation administration and the price law and other relevant laws and regulations. Beijing municipal development and reform commission asked where net independents refund consumers accept the price, and confiscate the illegal income yuan,... The full text m. eibo]
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#燃血女神# 男朋友太直是种什么体验? 直男们看过来![来]把妹教学片,不限名额,真人教学即可上手,[吃瓜]无论你是蠢萌系还是总裁系,总有一款等着你![加油]tRHiSxO
[# # burning blood goddess boyfriend too straight is what kind of experience? Straight men see come over! [to] the younger sister training films, unlimited quota, teaching can be fit in reality [eat the melon] whether you are a stupid President of department or department, there is always a waiting for you! [oil] tRHiSxO]
顶尖设计:
藏私房钱指南,姑娘,你们懂的
[Tibetan guide private savings, girl, you know]
职业搬砖,业余设计。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【广西曝幼儿园虐童 保育员用被子捂住孩子达分钟[怒]】近日,广西贺州红缨第一幼儿园曝虐童行为,家长称因岁的儿子睡觉不听话,遭保育员“被窝捂头足足分钟”,“透不过气来感觉快死了”!调取监控录像后家长们愤怒报警↓↓官方通报保育员已被刑事拘留。tRHdRdr
[【 guangxi revealed the kindergarten child abuse the nurse with a quilt cover your child up to minutes [anger]] recently, the guangxi congratulation state red tassel first kindergarten of child abuse, parents say because of old son sleep not obedient, was bed over your head for minutes, a nurse dying smothering feel! CCTV footage to be obtained after the parents angry alarm left left official has been a nurse criminal detention. tRHdRdr]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。冷笑话精选:
跟着喜欢的人,做着喜欢的事,太可爱了[二哈]tRHmIV
[Do the like of the person you like, and too cute tRHmIV [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!卢健生:
最喜歡的愛情電影是《一天》。
[Favorite love movie is one day.]
Z CAM, CEO微博搞笑排行榜:
今天,八卦圈内流行一句话“你爱豆红不红,淘宝还没点数吗……?”,用手机淘宝搜索你的爱豆名字,搜得到的都是当红,如果搜不到……
[Today, gossip circles popular sentence you dont love bean red red, taobao has no points... ? , taobao search your love bean name, mobile phone search is a popular, if no... ]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗小野妹子学吐槽:
【元旦美妆教程:腥光闪闪的元旦鸡蛋妆】元旦马上到了,各位小仙女们找到适合自己的约会妆容了吗?向大家推荐一位新入行的美妆博主,预感这个 #元旦鸡蛋妆# 会火……你们学会了吗?
tRHWNE
[The New Years day beauty makeup tutorial red light sparkles eggs in the New Years day makeup 】 New Years day immediately arrived, you little fairies to find suits own makeup on? Recommend a new bank beauty makeup blogger, feeling the # # new eggs makeup will fire... Do you learned? < br > tRHWNE]
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#出行生活#这“推背感”来的太不是时候......[笑cry][笑cry] tRHMfS
[Travel life # # this TuiBei feels too is not the time... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRHMfS]
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一位传奇人物,电影生涯逾五十余年,拍摄多过部影片,成立工会保护同行利益,影迷布满世界,准备一辈子不退休……他就是做客本期#晓说#的功夫巨星成龙!真性情又善谈的大哥与大紧聊起功夫、江湖、女人以及孩子,让你们知道啥叫干货满满~~所以成龙大哥何以被称为“大哥”?看完本期,你就会懂得...全文: m.weibo
[A legendary figure, film career more than fifty years, shooting a film, the formation of trade unions to protect the interests of the counterparts, fan is full of the world, for a lifetime not retire... He is a guest on this issue # # xiao said kung fu star Jackie chan! True temperament and the good talk about big brother and big talk about kung fu, rivers lake, women, and children, and let you know what call dry full ~ ~ why so Jacky is called a big brother? After watching this, you will understand... The full text m. eibo]
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#家家试驾评测##君威##凯迪拉克#【选起来很纠结 君威GS对比凯迪拉克ATS-L】常规品牌方面,各大厂家也在不断的提高产品竞争力,新技术、高配置的普及让人欲罢不能。于是就形成了一个有趣的画面,手里拿着一样多的钱,到底我该选谁?今天我们就面临着这样的难题,眼前的是刚上市不久的全新君威GS,它的对...全文: m.weibo
[# every test evaluation # # # # # regal Cadillac 【 pick up struggle Regal GS comparing Cadillac ATS -l 】 regular brand, each big manufacturer also is constantly improving product competitiveness, the popularization of new technology, high configuration to stop. And then formed a interesting picture, with as much money in hand, who should I choose? Today we face such a difficult problem, at present is just listed soon new regal GS, its about... The full text m. eibo]
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【学霸体质!流感来袭儿科排长龙,小学生趴护士台狂写作业[并不简单]】近日,流感高峰提前来袭,儿科就诊人数激增,挂号排队动辄数小时。在上海儿童医院,一名小学生在夜间挂号排队期间,先背英语然后趴在护士台上狂写作业。好拼的小朋友,你不当学霸谁当学霸?梨视频tRHJohn
[【 result excellent student physique! Lined up for pediatric influenza strikes, primary school students on the nurse station crazy homework isnt a simple []] recently, flu peak hit in advance, pediatric clinic surge, registered line up at a few hours. Childrens hospital in Shanghai, a primary school student in registered line up during the night, back on the nurse on crazy English and write my homework first. Good spell of children, who do not outstanding students when students with excellent grades? Pear video tRHJohn]
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【杭电公益女生再一次剃发,剪掉的秀发为化疗小朋友“遮风挡雨”】杭电外国语学院大三学生金路亚把她俏皮的齐肩发剪了个光头。而对自己的“特立独行”,金路亚轻描淡写地说“好玩呗”。“陪她到理发店,看到她的头发一点点被理发师剪掉,我为她感到骄傲,也很心疼她。那么爱美的一个人,头发一直保护的...全文: m.weibo
[[hangzhou electric public girls shave hair again and cut hair for chemotherapy of children rain 】 school of foreign languages, hangzhou electric junior gold road and nifty her shoulder-length hair cut a bald. Maverick, for the golden road and airily said bai fun. To accompany her to the barbershop, I saw her hair a little by the barber cut, I am very proud of her, is also very dear to her. So beautiful to love a person, always protect hair... The full text m. eibo]
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小野听说#倩碧天才黄油#有克隆肌肤皮脂膜的黑科技,还可以智能调节水油平衡!不管皮肤有什么问题,一瓶适合“千人千面”的黄油都能搞定!我也是坐不住了,好想马上拥有它!如果你跟我一样心动,速速戳下面的互动链接,打造一个你专属的天才黄油,有机会赢得黄油正装和DIY 贴纸呦~
[Ono heard # # clinique genius butter have cloned skin sebum membrane of the black science and technology, also can adjust the water oil balance smart! No matter whats the problem with the skin, a bottle of suitable for one thousand butter can get everything right! I also sit not to live, I want to have it right away! If you like my heart, poke the interactive link below to quickly build a your own genius of butter, a chance to win the butter suits and DIY stickers yo ~]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。angelababy:
#王者出击# 今晚,张家口能源争夺战。猜猜我要干嘛?(这一年挽回的灵魂歌姬形象,这一晚上全毁了) @腾讯视频 已经上线了[太开心] tRHmc
[# # king out tonight, zhangjiakou scramble for energy. Guess what I want? (a year to save the soul of the song her image, this night is ruined) @ tencent video has launched tRHmc [quite happy]]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail猫扑:
台湾网友家的柴犬“米宝” 刚买了玩具,回家路上 被问:你买了玩具哦? 然后它就回答了[doge]tRHfOUg (via一个阿呆仔)
[Taiwans net friend home firewood dog m just bought toys, be on my way home to ask have you bought the toys? Then it will answer [doge] tRHfOUg (via a foolish boy)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:小浪同学爱吐槽:
【“懒癌”女从不做卫生 家中被清理出吨垃圾[可怜]】日本一女性自两年前丈夫去世后,变得不能自理:她不再收拾住宅,以致于垃圾堆叠成山,整个房子没有地方落脚,冰箱也塞满垃圾以至于合不上...最后,清扫整理社从其家中清理出吨垃圾↓↓女子的故事令人心痛↓↓tRHmbuY
[【 lazy cancer women never do health home is cleared out tons of garbage [poor]] since her husband died two years ago, a Japanese woman become cannot provide for oneself, she no longer pick up house, so that the waste stack into a mountain, the whole house have no place to stay, refrigerator, also close with waste that is not on... Finally, cleaned club from its home cleaning out tons of garbage left it hurts left left tRHmbuY left the girls story]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。猫扑:
【懒癌女从不做卫生 家中被清理出吨垃圾】日本一女性自两年前丈夫去世后,变得不能自理。她不再收拾住宅,以致于垃圾堆叠成山,整个房子没有地方落脚,冰箱也塞满垃圾以至于合不上...最后,清扫整理社从其家中清理出吨垃圾[跪了]tRHily
[The lazy woman never do cancer health home is cleared out tons of garbage] since her husband died two years ago, a Japanese woman become cannot provide for oneself. She didnt pick up the residence that garbage stacked into a mountain, the whole house have no place to stay, refrigerator, also close with waste that is not on... Finally, cleaned club from its home cleaning out tons of garbage] [kneeling tRHily]
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给前任捎句话,留言太厉害了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!《前任再见前任》剧组最骚[doge]韩庚郑恺都来了[跪了]前任正热映,再见前任,拥抱现任,推荐!
[Messages to former words, too much ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The former goodbye former cast the SAO [doge] Han Gengzheng kai came] [kneeling predecessor is hit, goodbye predecessor, embracing the incumbent, recommended! ]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗优酷:
#因为酷啊##为酷女孩打call# 抢签名!
快来抓着的尾巴,向酷我们一脸的春小太岁 @刘涛tamia 表白!
转发此条微博并说你爱她的原因,优酷君任选一人送签名!
(表白优酷君也行呢)
[# because cool # # for cool girls play call# rob signature! < br > come and grab the tail, to cool us a face of spring do small tai sui @ liu tao tamia! < br > forwarding this weibo and said that the reason why you love her, youku you choose one person to send signature! Line, also the prince do < br > (youku?)]
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 手把手修图教程,马住
[Talk about car # # big V edited tutorials by holding horse to live]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞优酷:
理想很丰满,现实太骨感!#一起同过窗第二季# 惊现神反转,路桥川@武雨泽 追至钟白@徐晓璐 住处求复合,镜头一转竟出现了肖海洋@庞瀚辰 的身影!这波操作神了tRHEbrQ
[Ideal is very plentiful, reality is too skinny! # # together with a window in the second quarter after god inversion, luqiao sichuan @ Wu Yuze To compound Zhong Bai @ Xu Xiaolu residence, once the lens turn appeared XiaoHaiYang @ PangHan birth figure! This wave of god tRHEbrQ operation]
优酷:
#你说的都对# @沈梦辰 坦言自己相当“旺”@杜海涛 ,其实旺夫是有科学依据的哟![笑而不語]找到真爱的是男生会更努力去赚钱,不单单是有对方的激励和带来的人脉,更有人体内会分泌催产素和内啡肽,想知道这些都是什么吗?每周二优酷独播《你说的都对》告诉你答案#出来混拼个知识面#tRHGRxX
[# # you said are right @ Shen Mengchen admitted that he is quite swan @ handsome, actually lucky face is a scientific basis for yo! Find true love is smiling without a word the boy will be more efforts to make money, not just have each others incentive and connections, bring more people in vivo secrete oxytocin and endorphins, want to know what these are? Every Tuesday youku run in everything you said to tell you the answer # # come out to mix together a knowledge tRHGRxX]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【与黄轩隔保鲜膜拍吻戏?剧组与baby方双双辟谣!】近日,有网友爆料#angelababy#拍摄《创业时代》时与#黄轩#“隔着保鲜膜”拍吻戏,还一副“有图有真相”的模样↓↓今天下午剧组发声明否认此消息,称纯属造谣。稍晚,杨颖工作室也转发此微博谴责相关网友与媒体↓↓tRHEPf
[【 separating with Huang Xuan cling film shooting? Cast with baby both rumours!] Recently, a netizen has with # # angelababy# shooting startup times Huang Xuan # across the cling film shooting, is a picture is truth appearance left left cast and denial of the news, this afternoon called as . Later, angelababy studio also forwarded this weibo left left tRHEPf denounced the related users and media]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
看完这个视频简直笑岔气,看来男人也不容易,我要关爱身边的高冷逼了,问个问题:传说中的自带性冷淡气质,是不是就是高冷?快点回答我!#高冷都是逼出来的#tRHOdH
[After watching this video it stitches, it seems the man also not easy, I will love the high cold force around, ask a question the legendary own sex apathy temperament, is the high cold? Hurry up answer me! High cold # # tRHOdH are forced out]
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【芜湖高空坠物致人死亡案一审宣判:户业主和物业共赔余万元】去年月安徽芜湖一小区内,一老人被高空坠物砸中当场死亡。因未找到肇事者,家属将案发地居民楼户业主和物业告上法庭索赔万余元。月日一审宣判:排除户不担责,其余户每户赔偿元,物业赔偿.万元。新安晚报...全文: m.weibo
[【 wuhu falling objects causing death case of first instance verdict owner and property loss ten thousand yuan 】 last month a small area of anhui wuhu, an old man died on the spot by falling objects to hit. Because of the perpetrator is not found, families will be obtained, residential building owner and property to court claim more than yuan. Date of first instance verdict dont rule out the household responsibility, compensation yuan the rest of the family, every household property compensation. Ten thousand yuan. Xinan evening... The full text m. eibo]
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向各位女装大佬低头……[跪了]
[Bow to you ladies bosses... [the] on my hands and knees]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!猫扑:
【[话筒]红黄蓝幼儿园教师刘某某被批捕】年月日,北京市朝阳区人民检察院经依法审查,对北京市朝阳区红黄蓝新天地幼儿园教师刘某某以涉嫌虐待被看护人罪批准逮捕。
[Red, yellow, blue, kindergarten teachers [[microphone] Liu Moumou was arrest 】 (date) (month) (year), the Beijing chaoyang district peoples procuratorate in accordance with the law review, red, yellow, blue, xintiandi kindergarten teachers in Beijing chaoyang district Liu Moumou approval of arrest for alleged abuse by caregivers sin. ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:优酷:
BBC 年开年大剧戈德曼家族(The Godman’s)来啦!优酷月日凌晨点同步BBC独家播出!![奥特曼][奥特曼]男主亚历克斯·戈德曼出身优渥,年轻有为。然而父亲俄国流亡黑手党的历史身份,将戈德曼家族置于险境,财务危机,亲人涉险,看亚历克斯如何保护所爱对抗价值观[思考]
[BBC in open play in Goldman family (The Godmans coming! Youku, PM synchronous BBC exclusive television in the morning!! [she] [she] men alex Goldman from participating, young. Fathers exiled Russian Mafia historical identity, however, the Goldman family at risk, financial crisis, family venture, see alex how to protect against values [thinking] I love]
新浪汽车:
#出行生活# 豪车为什么那么贵,看完劳斯莱斯的生产过程就知道了[吃瓜] tRHiMaFW
[# # travel life why so expensive luxury cars, watching the Rolls-Royce of the production process to know [eat the melon] tRHiMaFW]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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最丰富的汽车活动。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【快讯:红黄蓝涉案嫌疑人被批捕】据@北京检察 ,年月日,北京市朝阳区人民检察院经依法审查,对北京市朝阳区红黄蓝新天地幼儿园教师刘某某以涉嫌虐待被看护人罪批准逮捕。更多↓↓tRHTRNY
[【 express red yellow blue suspects involved by arrest 】, according to the procuratorial @ Beijing (date) (month) (year), the Beijing chaoyang district peoples procuratorate in accordance with the law review, red, yellow, blue, xintiandi kindergarten teachers in Beijing chaoyang district Liu Moumou approval of arrest for alleged abuse by caregivers sin. More left left tRHTRNY down]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。小野妹子学吐槽:
今天被种草了这款公交站,平日出门必打车的我,赶紧去了趟公交车站[舔屏]品一品我的@天蚕土豆 ....中年人的春心又起了!
[Today was grass this bus station, the orphanage will take a taxi, I hurriedly went to the bus stationlick screen taste my @ wild silkworm potatoes... Middle-aged stop again!]
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那iPhone X單核呢?
[The iPhone X mononuclear?]
Z CAM, CEO平安北京:
【年十大最笨小偷 网友:丢不丢小偷界的脸[笑而不语]】这些小偷,被称为十大最笨小偷:偷车逃跑连摔次;“技术开锁”入室盗窃却把自己给反锁了;入室盗窃被卷闸门“抓住”;抢完手机一头冲进了派出所…让人是哭笑不得。 tRHiSGA
[【 in the most stupid thief netizen lose dont lose the face of the thief world [smiling without a word]] these thieves, known as the most stupid thief stealing cars run even fall off; Technology lock burglary is locked myself; Burglary is gate catch; Grab the phone a rushed into the police station... Let a person is in distress situation. tRHiSGA]
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朋友,今天你“农药”了吗?共享单车押金退了吗?你的“刘海”还好吗?一起来漫话之科技那些事儿,一起细数今年科技圈的年度大事件! #漫话#
[Friends, today you pesticide? Shared a bicycle to refund the deposit? Your bang ok? To talk at random technology those things together, to count this year the circle of science and technology annual big event! # # talk at random]
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