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哈哈哈哈哈哈。这歌有毒。听的我边拍呀拍呀拍拍呀 边发微博[允悲]…
tRHqLiTx
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This song is poisonous. Listen I ah ah pat pat ah while tweetingallow sad... < br > tRHqLiTx]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
【男子入室行窃被女主人和画作吸引,把钱放回钱包还留下QQ号】岁周某在月日晚临时起意盗窃,翻墙进入失主家二楼。发现屋内有很多素描,他心想,画家都长得很漂亮,所以改变了主意,想与女主人交个朋友,于是拿走笔记本电脑台、笔记本本、香梨个,共计价值余元。月日,海宁市人民法院对一...全文: m.weibo
[【 man burglary attracted to the hostess and paintings, put money back into the purse also leave QQ number 】, the weekend in late February nd improvise and theft, over the wall into the owners home on the second floor. Found the room has a lot of sketch, he thought, the painter grow very beautiful, so I changed my mind, want to make a friend with the hostess, so take a notebook computer, notes, fragrant pear, a laptop, a total of more than RMB value. June , haining peoples court for a... The full text m. eibo]
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#家家技术讲堂##宝骏#【用奥迪A同款后悬架 聊宝骏悬架调校】厚道的配置、实惠的价格是宝骏品牌屡屡成就销量王车型的关键。宝骏上市后,销量便一直攀升,目前超过台的月销量让长期稳坐SUV销量榜冠军的哈弗H也感到沉重的压力。然而推陈出新是汽车业不变的法则,也是品牌保持销量和知名度...全文: m.weibo
[# # # # every technology schoolroom baojun 【 with audi A chat with rear suspension baojun suspension set-up 】 honest configuration, affordable price is repeatedly baojun brand achievement sales king car key. Baojun post-marketing, sales have been rising, the current sales of more than a month to long-term stability in the SUV sales list harvard H also feel heavy pressure. The law of industry innovation is the same, however, it is also sales and brand awareness... The full text m. eibo]
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#porschemoments# 一撇一捺,「人」字怎么写自己决定。【图片车型: GT RS】
[# porschemoments# apostrophe is a si, people word how to write your decision. [photo models GT RS]]
自 年以来,保时捷将旗下全系跑车引入中国,旨在为将我们所倡导的运动体验和创新精神带给每一位渴望挑战、追求完美的中国车友。新浪汽车:
#出行生活#【此条新闻有点污!大冷天,男女公交站解衣吻胸,不怕窒息吗?[污]】昨日,大连一公交车站上,一男一女在当街亲吻。目击者说,男子还解开了女子上衣亲吻。附近就是双语学校,有家长看见后,把孩子都牵走了…tRHqjwY
[# # travel life 【 this news a little dirty! Chilly day, men and women kiss bus station undressed chest, are not afraid of choking? [pollution]] yesterday, dalian a bus station, a man and a woman kiss in the street. Witnesses said the man also solved the woman coat a kiss. Nearby is a bilingual schools, with parents leave their children see, both go... tRHqjwY]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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【宝宝患重型地中海贫血症 母亲再怀孕造脐带血助其重获新生[心]】陈女士的宝宝小康在六个月大时被确诊患有重型地中海贫血症。自身造血功能不足的小康,每月只能通过输血来维持生命。为此,小康的母亲决定再次怀孕。月日,新生命带来的脐带血也将帮助小康重获新生↓↓tRHcHXMU
[[babies suffer from heavy Mediterranean anemia Mother pregnant again made cord blood to help the rebirth [heart]] chan baby off at six months old was diagnosed with heavy Mediterranean anemia. Hematopoietic function deficiency of well-off, only through blood transfusions every month to maintain life. To this end, a well-off mother decided to pregnant again. Month day, a new life of cord blood would also help the well-off rebirth left left tRHcHXMU down]
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【宝宝患重型地中海贫血症 母亲再怀孕造脐带血助其重获新生[心]】陈女士的宝宝小康在六个月大时被确诊患有重型地中海贫血症。自身造血功能不足的小康,每月只能通过输血来维持生命。为此,小康的母亲决定再次怀孕。月日,新生命带来的脐带血也将帮助小康重获新生↓↓tRHcHXMU
[[babies suffer from heavy Mediterranean anemia Mother pregnant again made cord blood to help the rebirth [heart]] chan baby off at six months old was diagnosed with heavy Mediterranean anemia. Hematopoietic function deficiency of well-off, only through blood transfusions every month to maintain life. To this end, a well-off mother decided to pregnant again. Month day, a new life of cord blood would also help the well-off rebirth left left tRHcHXMU down]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端微博汽车:
为什么会有国内外差价巨大的问题,这里有答案
[Why there are difference at home and abroad huge problems, here is the answer]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞MIUI:
小米平衡车进驻小米枪战,你发现这个跑圈神器了么?
[Millet balance in millet gunfight, have you found the run laps artifact?]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!汽车之家:
来汽车之家看@晴空霹雳张大爷 和 @精分了温爽 ,今晚:不见不散:tRHcWRW
[To the home of car look @ sky thunderbolt big ye and zhang @ points WenShuang, tonight be there or be square tRHcWRW]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。沈博阳:
吃十天餐厅,受不了了。买菜下厨做饭,海鲜牛排青菜,煎炒烤煮。两位小朋友很给面子,风卷残云都吃了,大厨甚慰。这种莫顿湾龙虾Moreton Bay Bug是每次来澳洲的最爱。味道和口感介于龙虾和螃蟹之间,烤着吃煮着吃都可以,原汁原味,个大味美。
[Ten days restaurant to eat, cant stand it. To buy food to cook seafood steak vegetables, Fried bake cooked. Two childrens face, aside they had eaten, chef very comfort. The Morton Bay lobster Moreton Bay Bug is a favorite of every time to Australia. Smell and taste between lobster and crab, baked cooked can, authentic, a great taste. ]
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#下班分享#国外有家媒体评选出了年度最逗的只狗子,每只都傻得别出心裁[doge][笑cry]tRHyUGa
[# # share abroad have home from work media award of the year is the most funny dog, is so silly is unique for every [doge] [laugh cry] tRHyUGa]
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【女子忙创业不顾家 丈夫“听妈妈的话”起诉离婚】郑先生岁,是家中独子,从未工作过,婚前靠父母、婚后靠妻子,和妻子感情很好。妻子婚后自己创业,丈夫和儿子由婆婆照料,婆婆嫌儿媳不顾家勒令儿子离婚,郑先生对母亲言听计从,起诉离婚。经调解,婆媳打开心结。(华商报)tRHcWqrr
[【 woman busy business not family Husband listen to mothers words Sue divorce 】 Mr Zheng, is the only child in the home, never work, from their parents before marriage and after marriage by his wife, and his wife, feeling is very good. Wife starting my own business after marriage, husband and son taken care of by her mother-in-law, mother-in-laws son daughter-in-law family ordered not divorce, Mr. Zheng bidding of the mother, Sue divorce. Through mediation, old woman daughter-in-law soften this signs heart. TRHcWqrr (Chinese)]
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岛国有一只猫每天早上点都要叫醒主人!
主人想睡懒觉,关上卧室门,它就疯狂敲门,一秒钟可以敲十几下。主人一直不理解,它是怎样敲门的,于是偷偷拍了下来......[喵喵]tRHcOrtP
[Island state a cat every point in the morning wake up master! < br > the master want to sleep in, shut the bedroom door, its crazy knocking at the door, can knock a dozen times a second. Master has been dont understand, how it is knocking at the door, then secretly filmed... [meow] tRHcOrtP]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##旅行车#【实用的“大屁股” 款万左右的旅行车】随着中国汽车文化的发展,在各个细分市场上的车型选择越来越丰富,一直以来国内都有不少旅行车的拥趸,不过之前旅行车都是进口车型,价格方面就显得没有那么亲民了。现在的情况略有改观,今天我们就为大家带来四款价优车好的选择。...全文: m.weibo
[# every car ride # # # station wagon big butt series of practical [than about the wagon 】 with the development of Chinas car culture, model selection in the segment market is more and more rich, domestic has many fans station wagon, but before the station wagons are imported models, price is not so friendly. Is a little change, today we bring you four cost-effectively CheHaoDe choice. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。新浪新闻客户端:
还是找一个适合自己的人最重要[吃瓜]从各个方面适合。。@手机上的新浪 还真是用心良苦[摊手]
[Or find a suitable person is the most important for they eat the melon from each aspect.. @ sina on the phone Is a well-meaning [stand hand]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 舒适性导向的SUV不算多,这辆算一个~
[Talk about car # # big V not much comfort oriented SUV, this is a ~]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞音悦台:
别唤醒“我想你”的病态。老薛的《别》MV在雪里上演了一场邂逅与离别,一如既往的戳心[伤心]网络购买薛之谦《渡 The Crossing》正版专辑认准唯一合法渠道@音悦商城 哦,戳链接[来]tRHAptgf
[Dont wake up I miss you. Sheffields dont MV in The snow, staged a meet and leave, as usual, buy stamps [sad] heart network memory cross The Crossing, The original album, look for The only legal channels @ yue mall oh, [to] tRHAptgf stamp link]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass猫扑:
提前下班想给老婆一个惊喜,却撞见她和她的“闺蜜”正在......
[Work early to give his wife a surprise, but saw her and her girlfriends is... ]
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本周五晚七点
[At o clock on Friday night]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者微博搞笑排行榜:
每天学做一道菜...( ¯﹃ ¯)
[Every day learn to do a dish... (¯ ﹃ ¯)]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗微博汽车:
#趣你的汽车# 好好开着车,偏偏有人做出辣眼睛的不文明行为,是时候教TA做人了!tRHcCrx
[# # to drive your car, just someone to make hot eyes uncivilized behavior, it is time to teach TA to be! tRHcCrx]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞小米手机:
我们继续前行。[爱你]
[We have to move on. Love you []]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。汽车之家:
在近期公布的北京市新闻出版广电局“年北京影视出版创作基金扶持项目”获奖名单中,汽车之家选送的《正北偏北》、《逆时光》、《你朋友圈里,最缺的一张旅行照片》从数百部优秀作品中脱颖而出,分别斩获优秀网络纪录片、优秀网络电影、优秀专业类视听节目三项大奖。此次评选的优秀获奖作品共计部...全文: m.weibo
[Released by the Beijing news published in the near future, NHK in Beijing to fund support project of film and television publishing winners, the home of car entry due north the north, inverse time, in your circle of friends, the lack of a photo trip stand out from the hundreds of outstanding works, respectively, the award for outstanding network documentary, excellent network movies, excellent professional audio-visual programs three awards. The selection of the best winning entries of department... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。小浪同学爱吐槽:
【男子不愿给女友买包 谎称遭飞车抢夺[费解]】日前,在浙江杭州,一男子因不愿为女友买包包,报警谎称遭飞车抢夺。为了真实,男子还故意在监控下奔跑,佯装在追抢夺者.实拍戏精上身↓↓该男子因谎报警情将面临行政拘留...[摊手]tRHcCYNo
[The man didnt want to buy package for his girlfriend Told by the coaster rob [difficult]], in hangzhou, zhejiang province, a man because dont want to buy bags for his girlfriend, warning that the coaster rob. To true, men also deliberately run under surveillance, pretend to running after looters. Real act fine body left left the man because of false alert will face administrative detention... [stand hand] tRHcCYNo]
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【那些因开车门引发的交通事故】养成开车门前先打开一条缝隙,观察后方情况后再全部打开的习惯,避免惹祸上身。tRjbabv
[【 who 】 drive door caused by traffic accident form driving in front of the first open a gap, observe the rear is the habit of all open again after, to avoid trouble. tRjbabv]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。微软中国:
随缘问一句,你是哪种程序员?
[What kind of programmer is asking on every occasion, you? ]
相关技术问题欢迎咨询
@微软帮助和支持优酷:
#你说的都对# 原来舌战群儒是酱婶儿的,@杨奇函爱手工 观点被在场知识大神Diss了一遍,出口就是XX的论文,XX的观点,让人听得云里雾里的[疑問]看来还是要#出来混拼个知识面# 啊!每周二优酷全网独播《你说的都对》,感受下知识大神们如何“虐脑”[二哈]
tRHcoMNW
[# # you said all right originally debate QunRu is sauce aunts son, @ Yang Ji letter love manual view is present knowledge, the great god Diss, exports is XX, XXs point of view, let a person listen to fog in the [question] still seems to be # # come out to mix together a knowledge! Every Tuesday youku tech-oriented run in what you said is right, feeling how knowledge under the great spirit abuse of brain [two ha] < br > tRHcoMNW]
新浪汽车:
#萌宠与车# 主人有事下车,二哈狂按喇叭,要他速回! [允悲][允悲][允悲] tRHtwI
[# # of familiar with car owners have something out of the car, two ha crazy on the horn, to his quick return! [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRHtwI]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
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【老太太偷外卖被拍下 外卖小哥:不是老人变坏了 是坏人变老了】月日,济南山大南路某快餐店门口,一位老太太打量四周,偷走了两份外卖,这一幕恰好被附近的摄像头拍了下来。外卖小哥看到监控视频后感慨,不是老人变化了,是坏人变老了[允悲][允悲]tRHGeOe
[The old woman steal takeaway was photographed take-out little elder brother is not the old man gone bad is bad person getting old 】 month day, south of shandong university, jinan address fast food at the door, looked around, an old lady stole two takeout, this scene happens to be near the camera down. Take-away little brother after seeing surveillance video regrets, not old man change, are bad people getting old [allow sad] [allow sad] tRHGeOe]
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#家家新闻##沃蓝达#【由电动SUV代替 沃蓝达或于年停产】日前有外媒报道称,雪佛兰沃蓝达车型将于年停产。后续,雪佛兰将用一款电动化SUV车型代替沃蓝达。tRHcoMOo
[# every news # # # volt 【 by electric SUV instead of volt or shutdown 】 in years, according to a foreign media reported recently, the Chevrolet volt models will be in production. Follow-up, Chevrolet will use an electric SUV models instead of a volt. tRHcoMOo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。音悦台:
#杨千嬅#演唱会现场演唱的《可惜我是水瓶座》,失恋必听曲目,声音还是一如既往的美[心]tRHcoLI
[Concert # # Miriam yeung (unfortunately Im Aquarius, lovelorn will listen to the music, the beauty of sound, continues tRHcoLI [heart]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass新浪新闻客户端:
这一次,你愿意为爱相信吗?[思考]
[This time, you are willing to believe in the name of love? [thinking]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小野妹子学吐槽:
@胧浅月:无聊的黑色麻辣烫???@叫傲寒啊:困倦粉色香菇滑鸡@王二胖要两杯鲜芋牛奶西米露:疲惫的蓝色大盘鸡??@HelloBunnyyc:开心的橙色胡萝卜
[@ the oboro shallow month boring black malatang??? @ called cold proud ah drowsiness pink mushroom chicken @ two fresh taro to two cups of milk fat tapioca pudding tired of blue big chicken?? @ HelloBunnyyc happy orange carrots]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。平安北京:
快递上面有平安[嘻嘻]
[Express the above have peacehee hee]
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