加入微信把“对方正在输入”改成这样，世界就简单多了...[笑cry]
[Join WeChat change the other is the input to this, the world is much more simple... [laughing cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
冷笑话精选：开口跪！烟嗓萝莉街头弹唱，小小年纪气场强大呀！这歌唱得太好听了[二哈]tRHASphM
[Opens the mouth to kneel down! Smoke voice girl playing, the streets of aura strong for his age! The singing too nice tRHASphM [two ha]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#萌宠与车# 滚滚去驾校学车，结果跟教练吵了起来……[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]气成一个球的样子太可爱，想吸！tRTFNshh
[# # of familiar with car rolling to driving school student driver, with coach ended up yelling at each other... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] gas into a ball look is really cute, want to suck! tRTFNshh]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【金宇彬抗癌近况曝光：已经好很多了】今年月，#金宇彬#确诊罹患鼻咽癌后停工接受治疗，演员申贤俊近日在节目中公开金宇彬的治疗现状。日前申贤俊在教会祷告，希望金宇彬能早日康复，当晚就收到宇彬的短信，被告知：“哥，我已经好很多了。”希望鱼饼早日康复[心]tRHAJBZ
[Exposure 【 Kim woo bin cancer status has been a lot better 】 month this year, Kim woo bin # # shutdown for treatment after suffering from nasopharyngeal carcinoma diagnosed, actress shin hyun joon has treatment status quo of public Kim woo bin in the program. Recently hyun-jun shin in the church to pray, hope to recover at an early date, Kim woo bin that received his message and was informed that elder brother, I have a lot better. I hope the fish cake soon tRHAJBZ [heart]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：-宝宝好饿啊
-订外卖
-宝宝好冷啊
-穿秋裤
-宝宝感冒了
-喝热水 ...全文： m.weibo
[Baby - so hungry ah take-away < br > < br > - order - cold baby < br > - wear long Johns < br > - baby caught a cold < br > - to drink hot water... The full text m. eibo]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
优酷：#燃血女神# 听说郝自豪@杨小宇Brain 随意夸了句曹天@杨霖_TY 帅嘛！大鱼哥@刘奕畅 就不开心了，这画面太美我不敢看，看看郝自豪的羞射的小表情，林大鱼知道你错过了什么吗？[doge]
tRHzlvq
[# # burning blood goddess heard hao proud @ Yang Xiaoyu Brain to boast a sentence cao day @ Yang Lin _TY handsome! Big brother @ Liu Yichang Not happy, I didnt look at the picture is too beautiful, see hao proud of shame shot small expression, big fish know you miss Lin? [doge] < br > tRHzlvq]
汽车之家：#家家技术讲堂##CLS级# 【究竟什么原因让全新CLS级“不合群”？】作为汽车的发明者，梅赛德斯-奔驰在之后的一百多年中一直定义着什么叫做主流豪华汽车。毫无疑问，它就是这个星球上历史最为厚重的汽车品牌，但厚重的历史带给品牌的不仅仅是荣耀，也是束缚，特别是在造型设计方面。不过，在百余年间的历...全文： m.weibo
[# # # every technology schoolroom CLS class # 【 what makes new CLS level loner? As the inventor of the car, mercedes-benz has been defined in more than one hundred years after what is called the mainstream luxury cars. There is no doubt that it is history the most heavy car brands on the planet, but the heavy history brings brand is not only the glory, is also a bondage, especially in the modelling design. However, in the hundred years of history... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
卢健生：@来去之间@幕斯不错不错@风吹丁丁响当当 看着好爽啊@碳烧漆 太厉害了@没钱娶不了布鲁斯 @錦衣夜行焱十一看这个摆盘 再想想这几天那个千元甜点。emmmmmm
[@ come and go between @ mousse quite good @ wind tintin big see the good cool @ carbon burning paint is too much @ no money to marry Bruce @ jinyi nocturnal Yan. See the pendulum is think again these days that one thousand yuan dessert. emmmmmm]
Z CAM, CEO
微博汽车：我也和车一起过，那么问题来了，各位车友，你们怎么过？ tRHAxSU @胡正阳-#这才是老司机# 今天出差，跟车过……那么问题来了，你咋过？@微博汽车 tRHAqgPT
[I also ever been with a car, so the question comes, fellow cyclists, how do you? TRHAxSU @ # # Hu Zhengyang - this is the old driver on a business trip today, met a car... So the question comes, does your zha? @ tRHAqgPT weibo cars]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽：【在逃嫌犯闯入地铁轨道 导致北京地铁大兴线列地铁晚点】月日中午，北京地铁大兴线新宫站至西红门站区间，因一人进入地铁运营轨道，导致列地铁晚点；日，记者从公交警方了解到，进入地铁运营轨道的是一名在逃嫌犯，当天在西红门站遇上民警排查，就逃跑翻入轨道↓↓tRHAxvv
[The fugitive into the rail result in daxing of Beijing metro line train late 】 month day at noon, Beijing new palace daxing line subway station to the west between red gate station, because a man into orbit subway operation, lead to train delays; Day, the reporter understands from transit police, into the track of the subway operation is a fugitive, the red door in the west stand screening, the met police fled left left tRHAxvv turn into orbit]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：#锋味#听说上班和美食最配了！优酷君带着谢大厨@锋味 从澳门街头寻来的风味小吃邀你相约，看看哪一道精致料理，戳中了你的心？[酷]
tRHAtZd
[# # feng flavor heard that work and the dishes! Youku jun with chef @ xie feng flavor Flavor snack from Macao street find invites you to meet, see which a delicate food, in your heart? [cool] < br > tRHAtZd]
巴曙松：【城卖地收入刷新纪录 十强房企拿地超其他百强总和】尽管没有出现年的“地王”现象，但年的土地市场火热依然。市场分析显示，截至月日，全国大城市卖地收入刷新历史同期纪录，累计个城市卖地金额多达.万亿，同比年同期的.万亿上涨幅度达到了%。其中有个城市卖地金额上...全文： m.weibo
[【 city land sales record ten strong enterprise, the land than other top combined 】 although did not appear in the land Kings phenomenon, but in the land market is still hot. Market analysis shows that by the end of month, the national big city land sales refresh history records during this period, the cumulative as much as a city land amount. Trillions, compared to the same year. % trillions of rises. One of the urban land sales amount... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
小浪同学爱吐槽：【司机偷运黄鼠狼被发现 劝民警“别找麻烦”[费解]】日，某高速收费站，一辆面包车传出腥臭味。民警发现，司机偷运上百只保护动物黄鼠狼，为了不被发现，司机用狗皮、羊皮做掩护。其间司机劝民警别找麻烦，民警：“这是我的职责所在，怎么叫找你麻烦？”全程实拍↓↓tRHAVvn
[The driver to smuggle weasel was found Advise police not to [difficult]], a high-speed toll station, a van stench. Police found that drivers to smuggle hundreds of protecting animals weasel, not to be found that the driver do with leather, sheepskin cover. During which the driver told police dont trouble trouble, civilian police, this is my responsibility, how to call you? The whole scene shooting left left tRHAVvn]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：恭喜@你妹的饭ww 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRHAcjxg
[Congratulations @ your younger sister of rice ww users, such as an equal share the [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRHAcjxg]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：深圳越来越漂亮了，超级总部高楼都建好，会更美！[作揖][赞][心]
[Shenzhen more and more beautiful, the headquarters of the super high-rise buildings are built, will be more beautiful! [bowing] [who] [heart]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：【突发！和平广场附近突发大火浓烟滚滚！】#杭州突发# 今天（月日）晚上点分，住在下城区和平广场附近的市民傅先生和朋友相邀去楼下的星巴克喝咖啡，刚走到野风现代中心，就听到“嘭”的一声响，回头一看，不远处大量明火夹杂着浓烟直往上蹿，“眼前一片火海，吓得我们连百米外的星巴克都不敢进...全文： m.weibo
[【 emergency! Peace plaza near fire smoke!] Sudden # # hangzhou today (June ) points points at night, and live in the city near peace square citizens Mr Fu and friend invited to go to starbucks coffee downstairs, just go to the wild wind modern center, she heard a bang sound, looking back, not far from a large number of fire mingled with the smoke straight into jumped, sea of fire at the moment, scared we even dare not hundred meters outside the starbucks into... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：优酷君强烈安利本期#喜总很酷#精选金曲[鼓掌]@江小爬LOVE 尬舞天后带来异域风情的《我在印度玩吉米》；@翟天临 领衔“实诚”boys大唱《如果有一天我不再说谎》；@柳岩 换上旗袍美艳造型挑战《相声摇》；@郭涛 大秀歌技合唱情歌《我们不回家》。究竟哪首金曲是本期#喜剧总动员#人气王，让优酷君看到你们...全文： m.weibo
[Youku jun strong amway # # xi always cool in current selected hit [applause.] @ jiang small climb brought exotic LOVE full dance days I play in India Jimmy; Solid led @ zhai heaven, boys singing if one day I no longer lying; @ Ada change qipao beautiful modelling challenges the crosstalk shake; @ guo tao big show singing duet love songs. we dont go home. Which first hit is this # # comedy story popular king, make youku gentleman to see you... The full text m. eibo]
小野妹子学吐槽：最适合今夜一个人听的《圣诞快乐，劳伦斯先生》。满头银发的坂本龙一坐在那里，满眼望过去都是年轻的自己和大卫鲍威。tRHAqCbx
[Most suitable for a person to listen to tonight. merry Christmas, Mr. Laurence. With silver hair sakamoto sat there, looking down eyeful are young themselves and David bowie. tRHAqCbx]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
卢健生：平安夜，去隽园火锅。#简简单单又一餐#
[Silent night, go to our garden hot pot. # # simple meal again]
Z CAM, CEO
音悦台：圣诞节一定要听的一首歌是！《朝晚》主题曲《クリスマスソング》~~年前追剧的你，今年圣诞节还是一个人吗？[跪了][喵喵]tRTFDqgP
[Be sure to listen to a song is Christmas! The night theme song ク リ ス マ ス ソ ン グ ~ ~ years ago after show you, this Christmas or a man? [kneeling] [meow] tRTFDqgP]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
但斌：里面有很多干货！@梁瑞安 [赞][作揖][鲜花]@涨停最强王者：值得参考
[There are many dry! @ Liang Ruian [who] [bowing] [flowers] @ harden the strongest king worth reference]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
青年时报：【婚礼上唱这歌真的合适吗？！[笑cry]】你理想中的婚礼是什么样的？反正应该不会是这样的……新郎竟然对着新娘唱《丑八怪》！旁边岳父内心……这位新郎请你多保重！tRTFQvYJ
[[sing this song really suitable wedding?! [laugh cry]] what is your ideal wedding? Anyway, should not be so... The groom sing ugly for his bride! Beside the father-in-law heart... The groom, would you please take care of yourself! tRTFQvYJ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：【故宫回应墙皮被吹落：未致人员受伤 将全面排查安全隐患】今天上午近时，故宫博物院午门城台部分墙面在强风中发生脱落。故宫对此作出回应称，脱落墙面未造成人员受伤，将全面排查类似安全隐患。故宫表示，因为冬季气温较低，故暂不进行抹灰操作，只做刷浆处理。更多→tRHAbBJ
[【 response the palace walls have been blown away not causing injuries to comprehensive screening potential safety hazard 】 this morning to close, the Palace Museum meridian gate ChengTai part fall off wall occurred in the strong wind. Respond to the Palace Museum, said shedding metope caused no injuries, will be fully screening similar security hidden danger. The palace said, because of the low winter temperatures, therefore temporarily not for plaster operation, only do brush plasma processing. More - > tRHAbBJ]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：回复@江南杭太明[心][鲜花][作揖]@江南杭太明平安夜，祝大家圣诞快乐，祝但斌在日本旅游快乐！
[Too bright reply @ jiangnan hangzhou [heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ jiangnan hangzhou too bright on Christmas Eve, I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy but bin travel in Japan.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@小溪罗曼史谢谢[心][鲜花]@小溪罗曼史一份善意，可以得助于需要之人，谢谢你的高尚。
[Romance thank you reply @ stream [heart] [flowers] @ stream romance a goodwill, you can get help in need of people, thank you for your noble.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：回复@Wellxml谢谢[心][鲜花]@Wellxml近个小时的演讲，我都中间喝水休息几次，但总却滴水未沾。佩服！@但斌回复@庐阳逍遥汉谢谢[心][作揖][赞]@庐阳逍遥汉第一次完整地听但总演讲，比看书的印象深刻多了！ 谢谢分享。
[@ Wellxml thanks [heart] [flowers] @ Wellxml nearly an hour lecture, I rest all intermediate water several times, but always drop not to touch. Admire! @ reply but bin @ LuYang easy han thank you [heart] [bowing] [who] @ LuYang easy han for the first time hearing but always full, much more impressive than reading a book! Thanks for sharing.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：发表了博文《梁瑞安年交易随笔：从商品供需切入股票价值投资，寻找更确定投资机会》tRHAljB
[Published a blog post Liang Ruian years trading essay in the stock value investment perspective of commodity supply and demand, looking for investment opportunities are more certain, tRHAljB]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：【佩服！三轮车夫自学英语给外国人当导游，年来接待外国人人】岁的许世杰，一个会英语的三轮车夫。每年有大量的外国游客来开封，为了让他们能了解开封，许世杰自学英语，并用本英文日记记录了年的经历。他说没觉得辛苦，做文化的传播者，用汗水创造人生价值，很充实。[心]（二更视频）...全文： m.weibo
[【 admire! Cyclo self-learning English to foreigners as the guide, for receiving foreign 】 everyone shih-chieh hsu, a pedicab driver can speak English. Every year there are a large number of foreign tourists come to kaifeng, in order to let them understand kaifeng, jack heath self-study English, and use the English diary recorded the experience of years. He said didnt feel pain, do culture, create life value with sweat, very full. [heart] (two more video)... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：这个死法是不是。。。有点丢人[允悲]
[Isnt this way to die... A little shameallow sad]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#【保时捷撞电动车致司机当场身亡 肇事男子逃逸后自首】近日，湖南长沙一辆保时捷与电动车相撞，电动车驾驶员当场身亡，保时捷司机逃离现场。当天中午，保时捷司机陈某来到当地交警大队投案自首。据交警调查，陈某系酒驾。 tRTFXEZ
[# # weibo communication radio [porsche into electric car driver was killed on the spot to surrendered after a hit-and-run accident man 】 recently, hunan changsha a porsche collided with electric cars, electric car driver was killed on the spot, the porsche driver fled the scene. At noon, the porsche driver Chen came to the local traffic police brigade, surrendered. According to the traffic police investigation, XXL is drunk driving. tRTFXEZ]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷：给圣诞多一点惊喜，给生活多一种味道！#锋味#祝你圣诞快乐！[爱你][礼物][心]
[To Santa more surprises, more than a taste to the life! # # back taste wish you a merry Christmas! [love you] [present] [heart]]
小野妹子学吐槽：恭喜@无敌小刚几的可爱老干妈 等名用户等额平分【元现金】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCwwnZ对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公证链接：tRHALkF
[A few lovely old dopted mother congratulations @ invincible xiao gang users such as an equal share the [yuan]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCwwnZ supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRHALkF]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
一块去旅行：【泰国清迈旅行攻略】一个人的旅行，在泰国生活两个月，写出的攻略，很详细，很清晰。大概清迈就是那样需要你花一段时间慢慢去体验，然后会被好多小事打动，然后就不想走了的地方！
[Chiang mai, Thailand travel tips 】 【 a persons travel, live in Thailand for two months, writing strategy, very detailed, very clear. Chiang mai is probably need you to spend some time to experience slowly, and then will be a lot of things, then I dont want to go! ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
小米手机：有的故事被城市改变。有的人用故事改变着城市。 你和你的城市，有几年的故事？平安夜，愿你我的爱与梦想都平安。#我的十年故事#
[Some stories are urban change. Some people changed the city with the story. You and your cities, there are a few years of the story? On Christmas Eve, peace be to you my love and dreams. Story # # I ten years]
探索黑科技，为发烧而生。
优酷：#锋味#甜度满分！男嘉宾公主附体求安慰撒娇谢霆锋@锋味 ，谁还不能当个“小公举”了是吧？[doge]
tRHwgeE
[# # tat taste sweetness full marks! Male guest princess appendage for comfort in pettish tse @ feng, who also cant be a little public election isnt it? [doge] < br > tRHwgeE]
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