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丑女达人：
过节，做个面膜。这个牌子第一次买，不知道好不好用，试试吧。 tRywgqa
[The holidays, do a mask. For the first time to buy this brand, I dont know how to use, give it a try. tRywgqa]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

微博搞笑排行榜：
网上女人哪些话，让你很反感 _________________________________
[Woman what words online, let you dislike _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
发表了博文《陈劲松：致世联人的信|轻舟载得春多少，流水飞红廿五年》tRHUOhw
[Published a blog post the jin-song Chen to the world league of letter | canoe load how many spring, water fast-flushers years tRHUOhw]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
#猫扑晚安# 猫咪：我没有节操[喵喵]
[# # mop good night cat I dont have moral integrity [meow]]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

李冰冰：
熟悉的大哥，熟悉的成龙功夫，新鲜的科幻元素，用成式功夫喜剧解锁中国科幻动作片，恭喜@成龙大哥又一部创新突破的大作[强][强]
[Familiar with the eldest brother, Jackie chan kung fu, fresh element of science fiction, comedy kung fu with a unlock Chinese sci-fi action movie, congratulations @ Jackie chan Eldest brother another innovation and breakthrough of [good] [good]]

新浪汽车：
#明星与车#【国产《汽车人总动员》真的抄了迪士尼《赛车总动员》要赔万！[doge]】日，上海知识产权法院二审判决国产片《汽车人总动员》涉嫌抄袭迪士尼动画片《赛车总动员》一案。法院认为《汽车人总动员》构成著作权侵权和不正当竞争，迪士尼和相关公司获赔万余元。 tRHAgYij
[# # stars and car 【 domestic autobots general mobilization true copy of Disneys cars to compensate all! [doge]], the Shanghai intellectual property court verdict story the autobots general mobilization suspected of plagiarism Disney animation cars. The court said the autobots story constitutes copyright infringement and unfair competition, Disney and related company is being paid more than RMB. tRHAgYij]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

青年时报：
【爆笑！这可能是年最搞笑的十条新闻，愣着干嘛？笑啊！[笑cry]】沿地铁线吃霸王餐；惯偷被抓，赶着去看守所蹭饭；酒驾被查，为解酒吃光路边草；骑车回家，个月后发现方向反了；驾考过了车内尬舞，被判不合格…他们把生活生生过成了段子！扶好了坐稳了，开始笑！[允悲]@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[【 joke! This is probably the most funny ten news, leng why? Smile! [laugh cry]] along the subway eat overlord meal; Thief was caught, rushing to jail ceng rice; Drunk driving is checked, as therapy ate the roadside grass; Go home by bike, months later found direction backwards; Driving the car passed the full dance, was sentenced to unqualified... They take life living became a joke! Hold the secure, began to laugh! [allow sad] @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]

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顶尖设计：
巴黎街头的光影美学
[The streets of Paris and aesthetics]

职业搬砖，业余设计。

但斌：
@深度News官网@菜花猫@伟大的父亲东欧国家在这方面比较理智[good]
[@ depth News website @ grand father of cauliflower cat @ the eastern European countries in this respect more rational [good]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@赵亚赟自己瞎折腾，肥了老外
[@ Zhao Yayun tinkering, fat the foreigner]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家：
#晚安家人#选车时，面子和实用性你更看重谁？
[# # your car in good night family, face and practicability of the more important to you? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
@漫步云端：甘薇如果是真出去了，而且如果没带孩子，那估计就是让她劝老公回来的。当然，这都是如果。
[@ stroll the cloud vevina if is really go out, and if dont have children, the estimate is let she advised her husband to come back. If this is, of course.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@李正曦Sissi好可怜，都是鱼，何苦呢，一起找点虾米吃多好。。。[可怜]@老刀瞬间被冻住[吃惊]@小浪[允悲]@弓长刘：小鱼被大鱼追赶冲出薄冰的瞬间被大鱼追上咬住，这一瞬间的严寒也让露头的大鱼立即冻死在冰面上，随着气温降低冰层不断往下加厚，大鱼的大半个身子也就逐渐冻进了冰层里。
[@ Li Zhengxi Sissi good wretchedness, fish, why bother, find some shrimp eat much good to together... [poor] @ old knife instantly freeze [surprised] @ wavelet [allow sad] @ GongChangLiu small fish being chased by a big fish rushed out of the ice on the moment was the big fish catch on, the moment the cold also let outcrop fish immediately freeze to death on the ice, as temperatures reduce constantly upset down the ice, the better part of a body is gradually in the frozen into the ice.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
行吧→_→@可爱的小翠花：说的好像会的女生能看得上你一样
[Ok > _ > @ lovely small cui flower said will like the girls to the same value you]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@迟夙生律师@CatintheBalcony川普头脑好清晰。@蓝色孤独@-诗人郭延 @南國榕[思考]联合国现在是机构臃肿，冗员充斥，工作效率低下，已经与当初设立它的初衷大相径庭，是时候改革联合国了。@秦澜：赞成。干脆把这个没用的联合国机构解散了多好。
[Late @ rewelding lawyer, @ CatintheBalcony trump the mind clear. Lonely @ @ blue - poet Guo Yan @ austral banyan [thinking] the United Nations is now a bloated, mainly, the efficiency is low, have now and set up its original intention, its time to reform the United Nations. @ Qin Lan agree. Simply put the useless UN agencies dissolved.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
@射手的故事：霸气的分析
[The analysis of the @ striker the story of ambition]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
发表了博文《【范华专栏】海外对冲基金投资|全面·权威·诠释》【范华专栏】海外对冲基金投资|全面·权威·诠释原创--范华路闻卓立作者|范华路闻卓立专栏作家范华，本科毕业于北京大学数学系，tRHhRfd
[Published the post overseas fan hua column 】【 hedge fund investments | comprehensive, authoritative, interpretation of fan hua column 】【 hedge fund investments overseas | comprehensive, authoritative, and interprets the original smell - Fan Hualu stand upright author | Fan Hualu smell stand upright columnist fan hua, graduated from Beijing university undergraduate mathematics, tRHhRfd]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

音悦台：
【晚安】#陈奕迅#《Lonely Christmas》架子鼓COVER，如果今年的你还在过孤独的圣诞节...就让温暖的音乐陪你度过吧[心]tRHhLoE
[# # good night 】【 eason chan Lonely Christmas drum COVER, if this year you are in a Lonely Christmas... Let warm music to accompany you through tRHhLoE [heart]]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

薛蛮子：
今晚京都夜景，半轮残月，满城灯火。
[Waning moon tonight night at Kyoto, half round, the city lights. ]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

但斌：
发表了博文《转载：端游之王易主！网吧大数据：PUBG排名赶超英雄联盟》端游之王易主！网吧大数据：PUBG排名赶超英雄联盟--DoNews年的月,可能是近几年中国端游历史上,tRHUsks
[Published the post reprinted end to swim the east coast of the Lord! Big data Internet cafes PUBG ranking surpass the hero alliance end to swim the east coast of the Lord! Big data Internet cafes PUBG catch up with the hero alliance - DoNews year month ranking, may be end to swim in the history of China in recent years, tRHUsks]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
刚看到微信朋友圈里友评论：“郭树清实干有能力，也是个两袖清风的屈指可数的好官，姊妹兄弟子侄外甥没有一个跟着沾光，家里孩子结婚，郭夫人给郭树清的兄妹们说北京没住处，结果老家亲戚没来北京也没随礼，不是段子。”[心][作揖]如是真的，致敬[赞][赞][赞][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]
[Just see the small letters in the circle of friends friend comment on guo work ability, is also a good officer, only a few small cash-strapped brother sister sons and nephews nephew, none of the following night, children get married in the home, Mrs Guo to guo siblings who say Beijing is not home, the results didnt come home relatives didnt also with li in Beijing, is not a joke. Salute [heart] [bowing] so true, [who] [who] [who] [flowers] [flowers] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
#出行生活# 并不是所有女孩子都喜欢钱，还有一些善良的女孩子也喜欢小动物，比如宝马、路虎、捷豹、悍马、布加迪威龙，还有天猫。你女朋友是这样的女孩子吗？ [可爱]
[# # travel life not all girls like money, there are some good girls also like small animals, such as BMW, land rover, jaguar, hummer, bugatti veyron, and Tmall. Your girlfriend is such a girl? [lovely]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

玩转instagram：
位于阿鲁巴的火烈鸟沙滩
[Flamingo beach in Aruba]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

小野妹子学吐槽：
要是一边发符咒一边唱就齐了
[If hair spells while singing together]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

MIUI：
感恩季，感恩价，时间有限哦，明天就是最后一天了！快去小米商城APP选择你喜欢的产品，今天这组产品不到元。#小米感恩季#

转发本条微博，抽送台小米电视！[来]
[Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, limited time oh, tomorrow is the last day! Go and millet mall APP to choose your favorite products, this group of products is less than RMB today. Thanksgiving season # # millet < br > < br > forwarding this weibo, pumping station millet TV! [to]]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

但斌：
回复@老字号爱好者贾布斯如果真称得上“布斯”，应该像个男子汉大丈夫下周回国！别让“乐粉“被你的梦想“窒息”！@老字号爱好者别吹牛逼了，有本事把贾老板抓回来，况且贾老板不会回来，早早就溜之大吉，手握数亿美金，脑子有病回国?@但斌
[Reply @ old lovers jobs if really be called booth, should be like a man the gentleman to return next week! Dont let le powder was your dream suffocation! @ old lovers dont boast forces, have skill grasp jia boss back, besides jia boss wont come back, early slips away, hundreds of millions of dollars in hand, your mind home? @ but bin]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
回复@深圳湘子[微笑]@深圳湘子回复@黄土高坡的快乐时光但总买入卖出茅台一直都说茅台好，董总买入茅台说茅台好，卖出茅台后说多的茅台高估。@但斌宝珍兄是见谁灭谁，连巴菲特投资苹果都质疑🐂[笑cry]
[Reply @ shenzhen xiang zi [smiles] @ shenzhen xiang son reply @ the joy of the loess plateau but always buy sell maotai maotai has always said good, better dong said buy maotai maotai, sell moutai said after much maotai overvalued. @但斌宝珍兄是见谁灭谁，连巴菲特投资苹果都质疑🐂[笑cry]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
【马蓉深夜喊话王宝强：十年家庭，生儿育女，问心无愧】马蓉在微博上发声，称：“对于过去的十年婚姻，我只想说一句：十年家庭，生儿育女，付出所有，问心无愧！我相信以事实为根据，以法律为准绳的中国法律会给出公正公平的答案”[摊手]tRHUrkF
[[Anita wang baoqiang late answers ten years family, children, have a clear conscience] Anita on twitter, said for the past ten years of marriage, I just want to say ten years of family, children, pay all, have a clear conscience! I believe in being based on facts and take law as the criterion of Chinese law will give a fair answer [stand hand] tRHUrkF]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

优酷：
#你说的都对# 脑性时代，知识就是核武器！全能主持人@蔡康永领衔知识大神@Debbie黃荻鈞 @刘也行OK @梁边妖 @杨奇函爱手工 @华沙 @陈锴杰KJ 即将点亮脑爆战场，谁将更胜一筹？一起和@沈梦辰 @熊梓淇花式涨姿势吧！究竟TA们对不对？明天和优酷君一同见分晓！#出来混拼个知识面#
[# # you said are right cerebral era, knowledge is the nuclear weapons! Universal host @ definetely great god led by knowledge @ Debbie Huang Di jun @ liu also OK @ beam edge demon love Warsaw, manual @ @ @ Yang Ji letter of KJ wenkai Chen jie is light brain burst war, who will better? Together and @ Shen Mengchen @ Xiong Ziqi fancy rose pose!!!! Whether they right? And youku jun be together tomorrow! # # out mixed together a knowledge]

但斌：
@小小小猴子一只：都不让他坐飞机了咋回来走路回来呢？
[@ small little monkey a dont let him walk back the zha return by plane?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

玩转instagram：
初入职场，职场精英，迈入家庭，不同的年纪，不同的样貌，但当她们穿着自己的战袍，微笑着坦然面对生活时，却是同样的美丽～#是不是别人的生活过得就比你好# tRHUhmPE
[The entry, the workplace, into the family, different age, different appearance, but when they wear your shirt, face life with a smile, it is the same beautiful ~ # is someone elses life than hello # tRHUhmPE]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）

冷笑话精选：
几个字形容下你的圣诞节[doge]
[A few words to describe your Christmas [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
#窦文涛圆桌派#文人武侠梦，留世真功夫。你是否也曾幻想过如侠客般快意江湖，浪迹天涯？为什么武侠世界如此令人向往？就是明天！《圆桌武侠派》带你重温武侠梦！[心]
[# # holding roundtable sent Wu Xiameng literati, leave the true kung fu. Do you fantasize about enjoyment like knight-errant jianghu, grizzled troubadour? Why are the martial arts world so desirable? Is tomorrow! The roundtable Wu Xiapa take you back to Wu Xiameng! [heart]]