2017年12月25日星期一

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北美吐槽君:
    “男友在我的房子里约p” ​​​
[Her boyfriend at my house in Rio p]


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好火药:
    醒来记得赞我,我再多拍点[笑而不语] ​​​
[Wake up remember to praise me, Ill take more [smiling without a word]]


好的制度意义在于加大官府作祟难度,世上并无高尚官府,唯我们争取好的制度,方能保护我们的权利。

人民网:
    【工作必会的种领带打法】不会打的小伙伴,赶快收了学学吧~[太开心](转) ​​​​
[Dont work will be of tie 】 【 dozen of junior partner, closed quickly learn ~ [quite happy] (turn)]


报道全球 传播中国

无节操嗨叔:
    若是黑帮交易都斤斤计较,哈哈哈~这就很尴尬了[允悲]

#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# tRHvVUT ​​​

[If the Mafia transactions are haggle over every ounce, ha ha ha ~ its very embarrassing [allow sad] < br > < br > # # # them smile weibo funny # tRHvVUT charts]


微博幽默博主 微博搞笑搜集

宫崎骏漫画全集:
    转发后今年的最后几天时间里你将会有好事发生。 ​​​​
[After forwarding this year you will be in the final days of the time something good will happen. ​​​​]


每一个,每一个角落都充满着惊喜,每一扇窗户都诉说着动人的(合作QQ:)

郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# ​​早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着? 距离年只有天。​​#郑在打卡# ​​​​国家商标评审委员会宣告上海美术电影制片厂第号“舒克贝塔”注册商标无效:tRHzAOXH ​​​
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? Distance in only a day. # # zheng in clock in national trademark review and adjudication board announced Shanghai animation film studio on the shunk beta registered trademark invalid tRHzAOXH]


《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

陈震同学:
    这点醒了,好尴尬…… ​​​
[This awake, so embarrassed... ​​​]


自从得了精神病,整个人都精神多了!! 工作联系wei:wwn

大象ROV:
    tRHcl ​​​
[tRHcl]


一颗永远敢于撞向石头的蛋。

Hamsterniuniu:
    #NiuNiu的圣诞情##老屋的圣诞点缀# 今年,NiuNiu为老瑞家的饭厅桌子选择了丁香花,配上节日的青松枝叶,再衬托着蕾丝桌旗,即雅致又有气氛 。。。今晚的平安夜,哥哥把整个家族都请去他家过。。。[太开心] ​​​
[# NiuNiu Christmas Christmas ornament # # # house this year, NiuNiu for old gastro chose the lilac, the dining room table with festival of the pine branches, and foil lace table flag, namely elegant atmosphere... On Christmas Eve tonight, brother please the whole family to his house... [quite happy]]


NiuNius pet is 牛牛,called La Moo..... passionate about life; Fascinated by traveling; Curious about technology; Inspired by beauty

人气女王说话术:
    ” 不要在小人小事上浪费时间 将军有剑 不斩苍蝇 “ ​​​​
[Dont waste time on little things The general has a sword Dont cut flies]


口才并不是一种天赋的才能,它是靠刻苦训练得来的!Q Q

Jw丶H洁雯:
    今天我生日[蛋糕] ​​​
[Today is my birthday cake []]


🌸城府很深,没人猜得透

煮老师:
    tRHtnsy ​​​
[tRHtnsy]


未婚,热爱中华民族,爱吃狗肉,真诚智慧,要找CM左右岁内温柔乖美女,长久相伴生宝宝(年月更新)具体见置顶微博

司机发车了:
    难道这就是未来世界的PS大法!!直接导入照片然后开始度的修图,这个过程也是相当酸爽的感觉[哆啦A梦吃惊]

#谜之微笑##微博搞笑排行榜##搞笑幽默事# tRHyoEV ​​​

[Is this what PS solution for the future of the world!!!!! Direct import photos and then start degrees of figure, the feeling of this process is also quite acid bright [doraemon surprised] < br > < br > # # # them smile weibo funny ranking # # # tRHyoEV funny humor]


这是一辆搞笑的车,快关注上车!司机每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦!VX

内涵曝姐:
    #新年新套路##微博搞笑排行榜# 张柏芝的香港普通话遇上秋瓷炫的韩国普通话,笑死了 tRHtC ​​​
[New routines # # # new weibo funny list # Cecilia cheung Hong Kong mandarin in South Koreas autumn porcelain dazzle mandarin, died laughing tRHtC]


曝自己的料,走自己的路,让别人去说吧!做最好的@内涵曝姐

让笑声飞会:
    突然不喜欢一个人,是什么感觉?#搞笑# ​​​
[Suddenly dont like a person, it is what feeling? Funny # #]


新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员,每日输送最搞笑的笑话,更新中。。。

超搞笑集中营:
    一对夫妻去Colchester动物园,当妻子把怀孕周的肚子贴近玻璃时,园里的一只岁的猩猩Rajang过来隔着玻璃在妻子的肚子上亲了两口,然而当丈夫过去凑热闹时被猩猩白了两眼。。 #搞笑# ​​​
[Colchester zoo a pair of husband and wife, and when his wife the week of pregnancy when the stomach is close to the glass, the garden of a year old orangutan Rajang came through the glass in the wifes stomach kissed two, however, when the husband coincided with the past is white eyes.. Funny # #]


爱笑么么哒)欢迎猛击关注@hold住冷笑话集中营 每日发布原创精选搞笑冷笑话。欢迎投稿合作

MC拳王:
    祝大家快乐。 ​​​
[I wish you all happy. ​​​]


Tell me a lie

健康养生日志:
    【参鸡汤】一碗只涨颜值不长膘的参鸡汤 tRjTpaU ​​​​
[A bowl of broth 】 【 tRjTpaU by only the appearance is not fatten up broth]


健康生活----关注健康,关注养生!

好火药:
    出来吃火锅,赞多继续拍? ​​​
[Come out to eat hot pot, who continue to shoot? ​​​]


好的制度意义在于加大官府作祟难度,世上并无高尚官府,唯我们争取好的制度,方能保护我们的权利。

亿元老王:
    这个圣诞节很圣诞🎄 tRHtF ​​​
[这个圣诞节很圣诞🎄 tRHtF ​​​]


仰望星空的Pie:
    #英国三餐##pie的日常#

以前从来没有过圣诞的习惯只过春节,但是因为在英国的关系,所以每年的圣诞成了亲朋好友全都可以聚在一起的唯一机会。

今年圣诞买了颗🌲打扮了一下,大家都把送给彼此的礼物堆在圣诞树下等着明天早上一起拆开。

晚餐没有火鸡大餐,没有圣诞布丁。大家各自做两个菜拼一起吃 ​​​

[# British meals daily # # # pie < br > < br > has never had a habit of Christmas just before the Spring Festival, but because of the in the UK, so each year Christmas became friends and family can get together all the only opportunity.

今年圣诞买了颗🌲打扮了一下,大家都把送给彼此的礼物堆在圣诞树下等着明天早上一起拆开。 < br > < br > no Turkey dinner dinner, no Christmas pudding. Everyone do two food eat together]



【PiePie零食铺:piepie】 微信公众号:stargazeruk

全球幽默趣事:
    我也想这样牺牲色相,可是我的体重和容貌好像不太允许。[微笑]#搞笑# ​​​​
[I also want to such sacrifice hue, but my weight and looks like is not allowed. [smiles] # # funny]


请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”搜索公众VX:一起变幽默(youmosss)

速度翻阅时光:
    #吴亦凡#做梦和吴亦凡好了,哎,真是做梦啊!可是真的不愿意醒来啊 面对这冰冷都现实,太残酷了对我 ​​​
[# # queer dream wu and wu queer good, ah, is really a dream! But really dont want to wake up in the face of this cold reality, too cruel to me]


心情心语心理学:
    当一个人与你完全不在一个频率上时,就算你说的每一个字都有道理,他也听不进去,装作听不懂的样子,而且你说得越有道理,他就越觉得你很烦,你与他说话再多也是废话。 #心情心语# ​​​
[When a man and you are not on the frequency of a completely, even if every word you say makes sense, he wont listen, also to pretend that he did not understand, and the more reasonable for you to say, the more he think youre a pest, you to speak with him again much is nonsense. # # mood words]


微信:vipxlx。分享心情,精选语录,经典心理,欢迎关注!

无节操啪叔:
    不同时期的迪丽热巴,一袭飘逸的长发,迷人的笑容,魅力动人 ​​​
[Different periods of Dillon heat, a flowing hair, charming smile, charming and moving]


有事请找啪叔

笑点菌:
    在木板上喂木板下的浣熊吃的东西的样子,这场景怎么这么可怕啊![拜拜] 奈何桥下饿死鬼 ​​​
[Feeding on wood board under the raccoons eat of appearance, this scenario how so terrible! [bynum] how hungry you damn fool under the bridge]


微博每天分享搞笑幽默 (内容来源网络,侵权私信删)

人生趣事悟语:
    女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果没有感性,就要理性;如果没有理性,就要有自知之明;如果连这个都没有了,她只有不幸。 ​​​
[If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; If she is not emotional, needs reason; If there is no reason, to ones self; If even this all have no, she only misfortune. ​​​]


愿陪你度过难忘的时光!

爱拍视频:
    一人进来撒一个谎吧 反正也没有人认识你 [doge][微风][微风] ​​​
[A man came in to tell a lie Anyway, no one know you [doge] [wind] [wind]]


合作推广请私信

带带大师兄:
    Merry Xmas!!我的兄弟们。 ​​​
[Merry Xmas!!!!! My brothers. ​​​]


等!!!

阿沁嫂-:
    也算是一起过了一个平安夜~
菲菲送的圣诞礼物超可爱[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
晚安👄 ​​​

[也算是一起过了一个平安夜~
菲菲送的圣诞礼物超可爱[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
晚安👄 ​​​]



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Luna宝宝呀:
    Merry Xmas
🌟✨💫⭐️😊 ​​​

[Xmas
🌟✨💫⭐️😊Merry​​​]



若得其情 哀衿勿喜

挖宝女神:
    范冰冰的御用造型师,这也太娘了吧! ​​​
[Fan bingbings own stylist, this also too niang!!!! ​​​]


合作Q

三川而卌_:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]


热爱且好奇

赤峰龙腾:
    【母鹅在火场坚守到最后 身体被烤焦也不肯放弃孩子】一家农场突然着了火,动物们撤离变得很困难,还好消防员及时赶到控制了火势,可里面的动物大部份都被烧死,幸存下来的寥寥无几...当农场主收拾现场的时候,发现一只蹲在角落的母鹅,母鹅身上的羽毛已经被烧焦,皮肤也被大面积灼伤,可是却老老实实地 ​​​
[【 the goose in the fire to been seared in the end the body also is not willing to give up the child 】 a farm suddenly caught fire, the animals out of difficult, well control the fire, the firefighters arrived on time can be the most animals are burned inside, very few who survived... When farmers to pick up the scene, found a female goose, crouching in the corner of mother goose feather has been burnt, skin were large area burn, but honestly]


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