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微博搞笑排行榜：
用一段话，描述你们异地恋的感觉 _________________________________
[Use a paragraph, describe the feeling of your LDR _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

VaVaMiss：
我的首次全国巡演在HongKong站完美收官！终于完成了一个我的小目标，❤️很开心也很感谢到场的每一位助阵嘉宾、所有工作人员以及我的粉丝们！你们的热情燃炸了现场！继续向下一个目标出发！P&L
[My first national tour in Hong Kong stand well packaged! Finally finished a small goal, my ❤ ️ very happy and very thank guests of each display, all the staff and my fans! Your passion burning blast site! Continue to the next goal! P&L]

各种商业合作，演出请联系或--易燃。邮箱Yiran@yeenjoy

思想聚焦：
自卑的人，容易活得累，
别人一笑而过，你却琢磨好久，
别人未曾在意，你却一直惦记。
[People with low self-esteem, and easy to live tired, others laugh it off, youre thinking about for a long time, never care about others, you have been thinking. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

吴琼琼爱画画：
有多少人看到这条微博，悄摸摸点个赞吧？再不互动，你们可能很难看到我了[允悲][允悲]（我只想回到以前的微博，真的不需要你来为我筛选，也不要限制关注的人看到的权利。）
[How many people see this weibo, sad touch points a praise? Dont interact, you might find it hard to see me [allow sad] [allow sad] (I just want to return to their former weibo, really dont need you to screening for me, also dont limit pay close attention to the rights of the people to see.) ]

（商业合作请联系QQ 微信号）淘宝店铺吴琼琼的美人制造

张若昀：
分裂的人，是这世界的情人。
[Division, is the lover of the world. ]

Per Aspera Ad Astra 循此苦旅，以达天际。工作邮箱：ruoyunwork@

同道大叔：
希望你可以在未来的某个节点
和过去不停拉扯的自己
握手言和
晚安，温柔的人啊
你们都要好好的，晚安[心]
[I hope you can in the future of a node to shake hands with the past kept pulling yourself and good night, gentle person you are all well, good night [heart]]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

时尚一姐：
点赞，抽个小可爱拼的手气红包。晚安。[心]
[Thumb up, a little cute spell the luck of red envelopes. Good night. [heart]]

我负责搭配你负责穿

李伯清：
难得切做一盘丝耙，在走廊中，就听到各个房间此起彼伏的叫喊声，简直是不堪入耳。现在的年轻人，身体硬是不得行，师傅稍微用点力在背上按几下，大家就痛得哎呀哎哟惊叫唤了。
[Rare cut a disc harrow, in the corridor, she heard each room with shouts, absolutely is ear-piercing screech. Not do, todays young people, the body is forced by teacher but use a little force in the back, youll pain alas alas! Surprised cries cupboard. ]

四川成都人。一切工作事宜请联系华宇春秋文化传媒闫宇先生：

周杰伦中文网JayCn：
哈哈哈哈哈哈妹妹太可爱啦！[哈哈][哈哈]
#Hathaway# tRYQceAV
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha Sister is so cute! (ha ha) (ha ha) # Hathaway# tRYQceAV]

全球最大的歌迷网站社区！明星歌迷社区第一品牌。成立于年月日！微信公众号thejaycn 品牌微信号jcnbrand

豆瓣说：
你最最喜欢的那个人的名字缩写是什么呀 [哆啦A梦微笑]
[Do you like the most the initials of the person who is what ah [doraemon smile]]

嘻嘻

这里是美国：
I guess when youre young, you just believe therell be many people with whom youll connect. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times.年轻的时候你以为你会和许多人心灵相通，但是后来你发现，这样的事情一辈子只会发生那么几次。——《爱在日落黄昏时》
[I guess youre the when young, you just believe therell be many people with disappearance of youll connect. Later in life, you realize it only happens what times. Young you think youll empathy with many people, but then you found that things like this for a lifetime only happens a few times. - love in the sunset at dusk]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

丁一晨DYC：
来北京后整个人像轱辘一样转个不停，赚的钱一半都交给了房东。每天有次否定自己，次再加加油。说句不怕笑话的，唯一支撑我的是望京的夜色。soho现在还灯火通明，马路上川流不息，写字楼午夜不休，小摊儿冒着热气蒸腾。仿佛告诉你年轻就是这样。你说我虚荣也好，傻也罢。那些东西是虚无缥缈的根本
[Come to Beijing after the whole like wheel had turned on, which is a half money to the landlord. Once deny himself every day, add oil. Say not afraid of jokes, wangjing is the only support my night. Soho now still brightly lit, flow on the road, the office at midnight, small food steaming transpiration. As if to tell you this is young. You said my vanity, silly. What is the root of the illusory]

爱生活爱小点。合作请联系：dingxiaodian@ 工作Q：，公众号：dingxiaodian，淘宝店：丁小点总动员

CNU_blank：
“不管活到什么岁数，总有太多思索、烦恼与迷惘。一个人如果失去这些，安于现状，才是真正意义上的青春的完结。”—— 渡边淳一
[No matter what live to old, there is always too much to think, worry and confusion. If a man lose these, status quo, is the true sense of the end of youth. - a watanabe chun]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

思想聚焦：
在这里给十年后的自己留一句话吧_________？
[Here leave after ten years of his sentence _______? ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ

新剧不能停：
【#欧阳娜娜# 登NASA颁奖礼与Hop Hop音乐人Wiz Khalifa同台表演《#See You Again#》】tRYQfjND
于美国硅谷举行的“科学突破奖”由俄罗斯富豪尤里·米尔纳设立，马云夫妇、扎克伯格夫妇，和谷歌联合创始人塞吉·布林赞助。
[【 # # OuYangNaNa thein NASA awards and Hop Hop musicians Wiz Khalifa stages with the # See You Again# 】 tRYQfjND in the silicon valley of America scientific breakthrough award by the Russian billionaire yuri milner, ma couple, zuckerberg couple, and Google co-founder sergey brin sponsorship. ]

最有深度和诚意的追剧博合作QQ 微信号xinju，其余均为假冒。本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载，如有抄袭必追究法律责任！

韩国me2day：
#权俞利生日快乐# 粉丝们的阳光小天使~美丽善良的暖心小姐姐Yuri生日快乐~[心]
[# # QuanYu, happy birthday to fans warm sunshine angel ~ beautiful kind heart little sister happy birthday Yuri ~ [heart]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

露宝milu：
Miles to go 圣诞特辑 🎄
喜欢图几评论就送。
[Miles to go ShengDanTeJi 🎄
喜欢图几评论就送。 ]

餘生皆假期

星座不求人：
我真的要笑吐了哈哈哈哈哈哈有人把黄圣依和欧阳娜娜剪在了一起😂😂😂 不知道b站怎么下视频我用另一个手机放的你们赶紧看哈哈哈哈哈哈哈特别好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我一边抽搐一边录的😂😂😂 tRYQVQ
[WoZhenDeYaoXiaoTuLeHaHaHaHaHaHa 有人把黄圣依和欧阳娜娜剪在了一起😂😂😂 不知道b站怎么下视频 WoYongLingYiGeShouJiFangDe NiMenGanJinKanHaHaHaHaHaHaHa TeBieHaoXiaoHaHaHaHaHaHaHa 我一边抽搐一边录的😂😂😂 tRYQVQ ]

有了星座不求人，从此星座不求人。商务合作：bd@bbbk。新媒体&授权&跨界&衍生品合作：licensing@bbbk 添加时请备注公司。

北美吐槽君：
“两次进JY有十八个孩子的亲生父亲抛弃了我十四年，现在尽了义务我却一心想逃走”
[Two into JY there are eighteen childrens biological father abandoned me years, now I wanted to do the duty]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

全球影视指南：
【九部经典国产动画，每一部都是童年阴影】《魔方大厦》tRJypTn《十二生肖》tRZOOggC《大盗贼》tRzyuGz《怪老头》tRClSJq黑猫警长》tRhBiU《鸭子侦探》tRYtEsb《镜花缘》tRYtEs《邋遢大王奇遇记》
[【 classic domestic animation, every moment is a childhood shadow 】 the rubiks cube building tRJypTn tRZOOggC zodiac big thief tRzyuGz geezer tRClSJq black tRhBiU duck detective tRYtEsb jinghuayuan tRYtEs slovenly king adventures]

不在看电影，就在看电影的路上！推荐你看的都是好电影，拒接烂片！商务洽谈QQ,，，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

Eleven11dream：
恋爱和旅行相似，每天充满了非日常的快乐。但是，这快乐的日子终究会结束，然后又开始日常的生活。正因为有无聊的日常生活，非日常的生活才会显得刺激。

——山本文绪《蓝另一种蓝》
[Love travel and similar, is full of the daily happy every day. But that happy days will end, and then began to daily life. There because of the possibility of daily life, the daily life would appear stimulate. This article - mountain mio another blue blue]

艺术+

张翰：
鬼～怪[鲜花]
[Ghost ~ strange [flowers]]

拥有你们知足，感动常在，感激、感恩！【戏剧邀约、商务合作请加张翰工作室官方微信号：zhanghanstudio 或发送邮件至邮箱：zhanghanstudio@】

瓜皮的id酱：
#瓜皮##萌萌# 晚安啦～小婊贝～
[Skin # # # small Biao # goodnight ~ ~]

小店melonpi.taobao 家有瓜皮，~是软妹（正版瓜皮只此一家）本人拍摄的任何照片未经授权严禁商用，否则追究法律责任。

公安部打四黑除四害：
【超感人！《士兵突击》那些直戳人心的台词！[心]】这就是中国军人的精神：加油！不抛弃、不放弃！转发，献给每一个为生活而努力的人！tRYCxOz
[【 super touching! the soldiers surprise poke the hearts of the straight lines! [heart]] this is the spirit of Chinese soldiers come on! Dont abandon, dont give up! For each forward, strive for life! tRYCxOz]

打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！

苍南派：
同事的老公出轨了。孩子刚刚才两岁。
她还想过，自己要怎么原谅他，但根本没有办法原谅。无法操作。
她永远会一次一次想起，她抱着孩子喂奶时，老公过来抱抱她，说老婆我去加班了你带娃辛苦了，其实他去和另一个女人约会；
她想和他周末带小孩去医院做检查，他说今天有事情走不开，实际上是和人家亲密
[The husband to cheat colleagues. The children had just two years old. she also thought that oneself want how to forgive him, but there is no way to forgive me. Unable to operate. she will never again remind of, breast-feeding her child in her arms, her husband came to hug her, say wife I go to work overtime you bring her hard, in fact he go on a date with another woman; she wants and he took the child to hospital for check over the weekend, he said today there are things go does not open, is actually and family close]

【护妻狂魔苍南派公号：mangxiaocang】

我们爱讲冷笑话：
#冷兔晚安时间# 太有学问了！
[# # cold rabbit good night time too learned! ]

笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创请及时联系冷兔）

阅读手册：
“你要相信一切都会好起来的即便不是在今天晚安”
[You should believe everything will be ok even if not in today good night]

在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ

整点电影：
这个剧有意思！！Netflix全新科幻剧《副本》发布首款预告，改编自获奖畅销小说，讲述在世纪人类大脑已经数字化，灵魂可以从一个躯体转移到另一个上。被囚禁年后，士兵Takeshi Kovacs的意识被下载到地球首富的躯体里，开始调查他的死因……悬疑犯罪+科幻，色调阴郁朋克，节奏飞快，..开播，
[The play interesting!!!!! Netflix new sci-fi drama copy released the first trailer, the adaptation of the award-winning novel, about in the human brain has been digitized, the soul can be transferred from one body to another. Imprisoned years later, the soldiers Takeshi Kovacs consciousness has been downloaded to the richest man in the earth body, began to investigate the cause of his death... Suspense crime + science, tonal dark punk, rhythm fast,.. Air,]

原“电影扒客”更名为“整点电影”。订阅号ID：dianyingbake。最新资源、最有趣的电影评论，你想看的这里都有。

扛大刀的我：
吴柏松很帅啊！我喜欢！演技在线
[Wu Baisong so handsome! I like it! Acting skills online]

筷子手

英国报姐：
那个，浪琴表邀请我去围观香港国际赛马竞赛，然后你们的老公浪琴表优雅形象大使@彭于晏也会去，可以问他些问题，你们有啥想问的么？可以在评论里告诉我，我过几天找机会帮你们问！！
[The longines watch invited me to watch Hong Kong international horse racing competitions, then your husband longines watch elegant image ambassador @ peng will go, you can ask him some questions, you have what to ask? Can you tell me in the comments, I asked for an opportunity to help you in a few days!!!!! ]

国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界