2017年12月24日星期日

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论里留下,你手机里最搞笑的一张图片 _____________________________ ​​​
[Leaving comments, your cell phone is the most funny picture _____________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

纪凌尘chan:
    山水总相逢,我爱你们 ​​​
[And always meet, I love you]


On the road

思想聚焦:
    难过这个东西,难是难,终究会过。 ​​​​
[Sorry this thing, difficult is difficult, will eventually. ​​​​]


成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ

邢晓瑶:
    我喜欢这样来一条直播化个妆吓你们我要出门浪(来自tRHEDgQ)APP下载地址:tRqKYxu ​​​
[I like to live a a made-up scare you I am going out waves (from tRHEDgQ) APP download address tRqKYxu]


工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@,INS:xingxiaoyao

林志玲:
    甜梦[害羞]Sweet dream ​​​
[Sweet dreamshy Sweet dream]


公益合作:chilingjj.org 工作洽談:clgreatchance@gmail

QG刺痛:
    #魔王qg三冠封神#
这个年,是我过得最高兴的一年。这一年我来到QG,学会怎么去打职业,学着明白职业选手的道理和应尽的责任。和整个团队齐心协力,一起成长。很充实,很快乐,很享受。我们不停往前奔跑,整个团队整个俱乐部都在全心想赢。我很开心,我遇到了这么好的队友教练还有俱乐部每一个人。 ​​​

[# # Lord qg treble god < br > this year, is the most happy I have a year. This year I came to the QG, learn how to play professional, learn to understand the professional player of reason and responsibility. And the whole team work together, grow together. Very full, very happy, very enjoy. We kept running forward, and the whole team thought the whole club in all win. I am very happy, I met such a good team coach and the club every one of us. ​​​]


QG王者荣耀职业选手

北美吐槽君:
    “女友觉得我喜欢的项链low,她送的这个和薯饼一模一样的就不low吗?” ​​​
[Girlfriend think I like the necklace of low, she sent the hash browns and the same is not low? ​​​]


吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

豆瓣说:
    留下你的姓氏缩写,让其他人给你取个酷炫的英文名 ​​​
[Please leave your name abbreviations, let others take a cool English name for you]


嘻嘻

nG家的猫:
    我从来不相信你们是见礼眼开的人![doge]
单凭我的颜值不能拨弄你们的心弦吗? ​​​

[I never believed you are JianLi eye open! [doge] < br > my appearance level alone cant stir your heart? ​​​]


创意是根 原创是本;有事儿发邮件chuzi@hotmail

翟天临:
    ‭回想第一次看你的演唱会是十年前,我没有钱,买了元的体育馆最后一排的票,远远的看你唱,唱的我们很幸福。现在位置一次一次离你原来越近,却感觉原来越孤单了…歌还是那些歌,唱的是我一幕幕回忆。每每眼含着泪听完时,又该散场了…加油学友!我从出生就追的星。 tRHuXh ​​​
[‭ to remember the first time to see your concert is ten years ago, I have no money, buy the meta stadium in the last row of the votes, far see you sing, sing we are very happy. Now again as close to your original location, but I felt more lonely... Song or the song, is my memory scenes. Every time I have tears in their eyes when listening, and its over... Go xueyou! Im chasing stars from birth. tRHuXh]


工作电话:‭‬姜小姐 ‬ 郭小姐 工作邮箱:zhaitianlingzs@vip.

拍照小技巧:
    林深时见鹿,海蓝时见鲸,梦醒时见你! ​​​​[心] ​​​
[You then deer Lin deep, Tehran, see a whale dream. See you! [heart]]


分享照片与拍摄技巧, 摄影初学教程、摄影观察与评论 ,让你在摄影道路上能够不断的成长。商务洽谈QQ:,

我是种草囤货菌:
    愿一觉醒来 一切都会变成你想要的模样 💫 ​​​​
[Want to wake up YiQieDouHuiBianChengNiXiangYaoDeMoYang 💫 ​​​​]


推广合作QQ:(是Q号不是Q名,不要加错被骗)

杨宗纬:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]


工作聯繫: 張路:

噗嗤大叔:
    如果可以,你会选哪三个呢?[吃瓜] ​​​
[If you can, you can choose which three? [eat the melon]]


公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

TeamWang嘉尔工作室:
    #王嘉尔#
对于歌手而言,每一个舞台都弥足珍贵。王歌手@王嘉尔 不妥协,不将就,梦想如此,人生亦是。《OKAY》,浴火涅槃,只为与你一起聆听天籁。tRHvq ​​​

[# # Wang Jiaer < br > for singers, each stage is treasured. Singer wang @ Wang Jiaer no compromise, no will, dream, life is also. OKAY, bath fire nirvana, just to listen to music with you. tRHvq]


王嘉尔工作室 工作联络邮箱:TeamWang@sina

Seoul风格志:
    愿你今年圣诞节和喜欢的人一起度过
晚安呐 ​​​

[May your Christmas this year and favorite people together < br > good night]


原@Seoul直播 ,分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。

这里是美国:
    在过了某个特定年龄之后,我们的生命中已不会再遇到任何新的人,新的动物,新的面孔,或是新的事件:一切全都曾在过去发生,过去一切全都是过往的回音与复诵。甚至所有的哀伤,也全是许久以前一段伤痛过往的记忆重现。——多丽丝·莱辛 ​​​​
[After a certain age, our life wont meet any new people, new animals and new faces, or a new event all that has happened in the past, all is the echo of the past in the past and repeat. Even all the grief, is full of pain for a long time ago a past memory. Doris lessing]


环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu

Eleven11dream:
    如果你独处时感到寂寞,这说明你没有和你自己成为好朋友。

——萨特 ​​​

[If you feel lonely when alone, that means you dont have and you become good friends. < br > < br > - Sartre]


艺术+

北京人捍卫北京城:
    #晚安北京城#【[心]】这里是北京!没睡的点个赞! ​​​
[# # good night Beijing [[heart]] this is Beijing! Didnt sleep a praise! ​​​]


一座城,一生的信仰!

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会#不能说出地名哦~ ​​​​
[# god back into slumber name oh ~ # cant speak]


这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

钱哥:
    好多人拿到了多块红包我就放心了[ok] ​​​
[Many people got more than I am relieved to red packets [ok]]


带着粉丝发家致富

loli武士:
    #冲神# 圣诞快乐 ​​​
[Wish you a merry Christmas. # # at god]


在线时间不多,评论私信无法一一回复请见谅..>_<)V 冲神固定。请不要打了TAG的图下面提及其它CP,感谢。

夏克立Chris:
    Christmas party in Toronto, Canada. [夏天公主][歪果仁夏克立][飞机][围脖] ​​​
[Christmas party in Toronto, Canada. The princess [summer] [slanting nuts Christopher downs] [planes] [get]]


夏克立 Chris Downs INSTAGRAM - Xiakeli 工作请联cchrisdowns@yahoo 或是如果你要用中文聯絡請Email 給 mmchang@ysysyes 感谢!

瓜皮的id酱:
    #瓜皮##萌萌# 打包好了~🎀❤️🐱🎁 ​​​
[#瓜皮##萌萌# 打包好了~🎀❤️🐱🎁 ​​​]


小店melonpi.taobao 家有瓜皮,~是软妹(正版瓜皮只此一家)本人拍摄的任何照片未经授权严禁商用,否则追究法律责任。

全球影视指南:
    【九部分钟就进入高潮的系列电影 】
九部入戏快、悬念多、高潮迭起、欲罢不能的精选佳片,马克回去过足瘾![酷] ​ ​​​​

[【 nine minutes into the climax of series movie 】 < br > more than nine department into play fast, suspense, climax, select the screenings, mark back foot addiction! [cool]]


不在看电影,就在看电影的路上!推荐你看的都是好电影,拒接烂片!商务洽谈QQ,,,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

星座不求人:
    水逆警报解除!!!年最后一场水逆结束啦!!!转发这个好运仙子🧚‍♀️!!!一定会升职加薪脱单暴富好运爆表的!!! ​​​
[Water reverse the all-clear!!!!!!!!!!! Year ended last a water regurgitation!!! 转发这个好运仙子🧚‍♀️!!! Good luck will be a promotion and pay increase to take off the single rich blasting table!!!!!!!!!!! ​​​]


有了星座不求人,从此星座不求人。 商务合作:bd@bbbk。 新媒体&授权&跨界&衍生品合作:licensing@bbbk 添加时请备注公司。

新浪体育:
    【集锦-梅西传射苏神破门 巴萨-完胜皇马】西甲第轮焦点战,皇马主场比不敌巴萨。苏亚雷斯、梅西和比达尔进球,卡瓦哈尔被红牌罚下。皇马落后巴萨分,巴萨暂以分优势领跑。#西班牙国家德比# #西甲视频# tRHOeUl ​​​
[【 highlights - Lionel messi and Sue god broke Barcelona - victory over real Madrid] west currently sit round focal point fights, real Madrid than home defeat to Barcelona. Suarez, Lionel messi and vidal, slip Hal was sent off. Barcelona points behind real Madrid, Barcelona, temporarily to points clear. # # # # Spanish national Derby la liga video tRHOeUl]


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

小野妹子学吐槽:
    还有中的吗?赶紧去领下支付宝红包,感觉大面积都是高金额啊,说是老用户中的概率大,你们都多少? ​​​
[Also in? Go to get the pay treasure to a red envelope, the feeling is large area are high amount, say a probability is big, the old user, all of you? ​​​]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

韩国me2day:
    #金栽经生日快乐# RAINBOW永远的队长,超有气质的漂亮栽经生日粗卡~[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕] ​​​
[Planted by happy birthday # # gold RAINBOW forever captain, super have temperament beautiful planted by coarse birthday card ~ [cake] [cake] [cake]]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

女神优衣库:
    [威武]
[威武]
你们最爱的粉红豹来了,点赞里找一个送,明天开![好喜欢] ​​​

[[power] < br > < br > [power] your favorite pink panther, find a thumb up to send, tomorrow! [love]]


专注分享女神服饰优惠,让你衣柜永远不会缺少一件衣服

追风少年刘全有:
    小奶狗最近这么火,啥时候才能轮到我们小奶猪啊 ​​​
[Little milk dog so fire recently, what time can we turn the little pig]


模特

贴吧娘:
    那天被我粉丝们的颜值惊呆,今天大家再发次自拍吧,别藏着了,圣诞节快到了找个人一起过吧[doge]
(评论里带自拍撩) ​​​

[That day is my fans level was in appearance, today again hair once take it, dont hide, Christmas is coming soon find personal together [doge] < br > brought autodyne liao (review)]


分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿

小新和贝塔:
    #家庭陪伴计划##陪着孩子去旅行# 大阪酒店

第三次来大阪,大概是我最喜欢的日本城市了

美食太多,好玩的也多,中心地区比较集中,消费比东京低,人也热情爽朗些~距离京都奈良都方便

这次入住的是万豪酒店,交通便捷,也是城中最高建筑,可以俯瞰大半个大阪,夜景很美[鼓掌]…我是月份在“去哪儿网 ​​​

[# family plan with # # # to accompany their children to travel hotel Osaka < br > < br > the third time in Osaka, is probably my favorite Japanese city < br > < br > food too much, much more fun, the central region is more focused, consumption is lower than in Tokyo, people also enthusiasm bright some ~ from Kyoto nara is convenient < br > < br > this is to stay in marriott hotel, the transportation is convenient, is also the tallest building in the city, Osaka, overlooking the better part of a night scene is very beautiful [applause.]... I am in in where the net]


生活有多平淡就有多美好~

人民网:
    今天没有对象![doge] ​​​
[Today there is no object! [doge]]


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