预告今晚分互动题目：“留一句你第一眼就相中的句子”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic leave a phase in the sentence at the first glance you. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
猫扑：#猫扑晚安# 一首甜甜的晚安曲#致我们单纯的小美好#🎹🎹#插曲# tRTeokQ (via@钢琴师夏晗希 )
[#猫扑晚安# 一首甜甜的晚安曲#致我们单纯的小美好#🎹🎹#插曲# tRTeokQ (via@钢琴师夏晗希)]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪汽车：#出行生活#【为当网红，男子用“好几个”当车牌[doge]】近日，重庆开州区的祁某想通过发布搞怪视频成网红，于是将网购的“渝F·好几个”车牌安装在车上，并开车上路，被警方发现。目前，祁某因涉嫌伪造车牌已被警方依法处罚，车辆也被暂扣……via.央视新闻 tRTYNcOS
[# # travel life 【 when network red, men with several when plate [doge]] recently, a want to by publishing open state of the qi chongqing wacky video into red, so will be online chongqing f. several license plate is installed in the car, and drove on the road, was found by the police. At present, the qi a police on suspicion of forged license plate has been punished according to law, the vehicle has also been withholding... Via the CCTV news tRTYNcOS]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：SM官方证实了[蜡烛]
[SM official confirmed that the [candle]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
小野妹子学吐槽：迟到、赖账、劈腿、说谎，这四个毛病几乎是不可能改的。如果你接受不了对方身上有这个毛病，最好的选择是远离，而不是指望他为了你改。
[Late, default, cheating, lying, the four problem is almost impossible to change. If you cant accept each other has this problem, the best choice is to depart from, rather than expect him to change for you. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：回复@秋[赞][心][作揖]@秋回复@吾是宝儿一直践行着
[Reply @ autumn [who] [heart] [bowing] @ autumn reply @ us is boa has been practiced]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：努力吧@草图君：不能把这个世界，让给你所鄙视的人。
[Draft work @ jun cant leave this world, to despise you.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：#晚安家人#混动和纯电，谁更适合城市代步？
[# good night # hybrid and pure electric family, who is more suitable for city walking? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
顶尖设计：多伦多之夜 by Bora
[Night in Toronto by Bora]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
优酷：#电视剧将军在上#看到军营重逢的昭玉夫妇@马思纯 @盛一伦，优酷君深深地感受到了什么叫“小别胜新婚”[笑而不语]这样的甜向日常真是怎么都不够磕啊[二哈]
[# # general TV in see zhao camp meet jade couple @ Sandra @ a Aaron, youku jun deeply felt what is their hearts grow small [smiling without a word] how is not enough to everyday is such a sweet things like ah ha] [two]
MIUI：来来来，说说你给手机运营商起的名字是_____？
[Come on, let say you to mobile phone operators of the name is _____? ]
MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！
巴曙松：巴曙松答了“巴老师，您好！近日比特币价格突…”，分钟内免费听 |分答，值得付费的语音问答tRTQAZy
[Ba shusong answered teacher, hello! Recently the currency prices... , free minutes listening to | points a, it is worth paying tRTQAZy voice questions and answers]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷：#优酷联播# 据悉昨晚，@许魏洲ZZ 私人行程和妈妈一起抵达上海机场，由于低估了等候在机场接机的大批人的热情，许妈妈一度被挤离身边，“别挤到我妈妈”，#许魏洲# 急切又无奈地催促粉丝让出道路，待确认妈妈安全后，还因混乱时的大声催促向接机粉丝表达了歉意。对此粉丝们也纷纷表态：“请理智追星,爱...全文： m.weibo
[# # youku broadcast last night, is understood to be @ Xu Wei chau ZZ private trip with her mother arrived in Shanghai airport, due to underestimate the enthusiasm of the large number of people waiting at the airport pick up, xu was detached her mother, dont into my mother, # # Xu Wei state anxious and helplessly urged fans way, after being confirmed mother safety, also urged by chaotic loud fans apologized to pick up. Fans lined up to this please rational make track for a star, love... The full text m. eibo]
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@饶饶饶哥哥：怎么一下子白发苍苍了
[@ RaoRao rao brother how the white-haired, all at once]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@不懂就跑转发微博
[Ran forward weibo @ dont understand]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@赌石赌对了叫点石成金@福禄伴：这位母亲也信教吧？今后继续信教吧？[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[@ bet stone bet to call the Midas touch @ ferro with the mother also religious? In the future continue to exercise? [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博搞笑排行榜：[心] @LeeJyaoyao 美到哭
[[heart] @ LeeJyaoyao beauty to cry]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
但斌：@不懂就跑@余晓光转发微博
[@ dont understand the run @ xiao-guang yu forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@源价值没有人能随随便便成功。……
[Nobody can casually succeed @ source value. ......]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：【女子哭喊丈夫出轨还家暴，当街拎刀追砍】月日，郑州一名女子拎刀追赶丈夫，并哭着说被丈夫家暴，还怀疑丈夫有了外遇，想离婚。其丈夫说，他同意离婚，还愿意要两个孩子。但女子不甘心，说自己为他生了两个孩子，他还外遇，离婚就得给万。tRTTZgvv
[【 also home her husband suddenly and violently, and crying women street carrying a knife chop down chase 】 month day, zhengzhou husband a woman carrying a sword, and cry to say domestic violence by her husband, also suspect husband has an affair, wanted a divorce. Her husband said that he agree to divorce, but also willing to have two children. But women unwilling, said she bore him two children, he has an affair, divorce have to give. tRTTZgvv]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 看来经常有人评价“不满意”，按键都给怼坏了[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
[# # it seems people often travel life evaluation not satisfied and the keys to Dui broken [meow] [meow] [meow]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：@秋刀围脖：印度人知道自己是西方用来恶心中国的癞皮狗，他们特别明白为什么自己能在国际上左右逢源，所以他们又来了 因为他们又缺钱了，我就问你们生活中愿不愿意和乞丐打架？
[@ autumn knife centers the Indian people know theyre used to western sick pooch in China, in particular, they understand why they can interact in the world, so they come again Because they are short of money, I will ask you life willing to fight with the beggar?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@龙笑天zy这部电影很好的揭示了现实社会，大生态，小环境，也着着实实的给那些幻想者上了一课，搞清楚位置很重要，人生会少很多遗憾。活的明白才是正道
[Zy @ dragon laugh day the film very good reveals the realistic society, ecology, small environment, also ZhaoZhaoShiShi to those fantasy a lesson, a clear position is very important, the life will be a lot less regret. Understand that is the way of living]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@叶檀不知道那直播的事儿结果如何？@八大山债人 哎。。。国内上市就是麻烦。。@阿猫阿狗干投行 转发微博
[@ ye tan dont know about the live result? @ eight mountains of debt people Ah... Is trouble. In domestic market. O @ cat dog dry forwarding microblogging to investment Banks]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也在中国买指数基金的问题也在这里，炒高了进指数找个接盘侠。@股道热肠也回复@吾是宝儿大家的眼睛都是雪亮的。@吾是宝儿乐视网和华大基因有区别吗？[汗]@股道热肠也骂谁呢？没戏的创业板！
[@ good Joe fields is also buy index fund in China is also here, find a flange scrambled up into the index spiderman. @ reply good Joe fields is also @ my boa everyones eyes are discerning. @ I is boa le networks and genomics is there a difference? [Mr Khan] @ good Joe fields is also scold who? No gem!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@股道热肠也功德无量！
[@ fields is also major good Joe!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛→_→@Autumn周先生电影院拿一半票房
[@ old had the pig - _ - @ Autumn zhou cinema take half of the box office]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@吾是宝儿：这话题开大了，说不好要负责任的[笑cry]，好吧，我承认我也有这样猜测过。[偷笑]@老曾阿牛 回复@肥肥的麦子 你的意思是？[污]@肥肥的麦子收人钱财替人踩雷@老曾阿牛中邮系这个公募基金为什么总是踩雷？@证监会发布
[@ is boa this topic up, really cant say to the responsible [laugh cry], well, I admit that I also have such speculation. [laughing] @ old pig reply @ fat wheat you mean? [pollution] @ fat the wheat people money on the thunder @ odd old had pig in the postal department of the public funds why always trample ray? @ the SFC issued]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛唉，人生苦短，愿你来世不再需要交作业。[伤心]
[@ old pig alas, life is short, I wish you a future life no longer need to hand in your homework. [sad]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@老曾阿牛回复@股道热肠也 我的意思是两个公司都是吹牛不上税？@股道热肠也不一样，莎普爱死市值小。华大基因多亿市值，杀伤力不同！@老曾阿牛不能说华大是第二个乐视，华大跟莎普爱思是一个类型罢了。[嘻嘻]@股道热肠也 回复@吾是宝儿大家的眼睛都是雪亮的。
[@ old once pig reply @ good Joe fields is also what I mean is that the two companies are boast not taxed? @ fields is good Joe is different also, Sally PuAi death value is small. Value of more than genomics, lethality is different! @ old said pig cant fully are the second Letv, huada with Sally PuAi thinking is a type. [xi xi] @ reply good Joe fields is also @ my beau everyones eyes are discerning.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：#娱乐大贱蝶# @陳妍希michelle 亮相#COSMO时尚美丽盛典#，一袭Paule Ka Resort不规则蓝绿色缎面裹身长裙搭配Corto Moltedo、@卡地亚 猎豹系列首饰典雅气质、熠熠发光，美丽是时刻存在的微笑，也是发自内心的充盈与力量。[太开心]优酷君为小姐姐疯狂打call[爱你]
[Big base adjustment # entertainment # @ # # sorry michelle appearance fashion COSMO beauty pageant, a sheer Paule Ka Resort mixes wrapped in irregular aquamarine blue satin dress collocation Corto Moltedo, @ Cartier cheetah series of jewelry and elegant temperament, gleaming, beauty is the smile always exist, and filling and the strength of the heart. [quite happy] youku jun crazy for little sister to play call love you []]
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