微博搞笑排行榜：
没睡？进来聊聊
[Didnt sleep? In a chat]
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邢晓瑶：都不要睡！！！！！我回家給你們說相聲！我喝大了
[Dont sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I go home to you said crosstalk! I have a big]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao
范范范瑋琪：滿滿的愛！滿滿的。我愛鄭州！今晚你們太給力了！太會唱歌了～[愛你][愛你][愛你] #在幸福的路上世界巡迴演唱會 #
[Full of love! Full. I love to zhengzhou! Tonight you is great! Love you too can sing ~ [] [] love you love you [] # # world tour on the way of happiness]
范范范瑋琪 經紀事務請聯繫Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐 及 黑天使製作呂偉欽先生 email kathysun.tw@gmail alsawei@outlook 謝謝
迪玛希Dimash：Good night my sweet dears)I love you)))😘😘😘
[晚安我的甜心dears)I爱you)))😘😘😘]
工作联络：dimash@bgtalent 独家微博授权合作媒体：大眼娱乐online@bigeyegroup
曼联：还没睡的点个赞[握手]
[Shake hands still didnt sleep a point to praise []]
Manchester United.
扛大刀的我：為啥跟朋友聊天都不敢聊，有三四個手機對著偷拍，搞得我手足無措不敢摟我朋友蹦迪，親愛的小夥伴們以後看到我來打招呼好不好呀，一起合照嗎，偷怕我怕怕的我怕又說我亂撩仔
[Why chat all dare not to chat with friends, three or four mobile phone to the secret, make I cant hug my friend disco dancing, nothing later see me say hello to my dear friends good ah, a group photo together, steal afraid Im afraid afraid of I be afraid and said I liao wang]
筷子手
XQ丶Knight：这赛季结束了 开始到结束的纪念 梦想我没有把握住 我有最好的兄弟们 最好的团队 最好的狐狸姐 @杨幂 每一次都支持我 鼓励我 还有最好的支持我们的你们 我还是会努力做到最好
[The end of the season to mark the end of a dream I didnt grasp my brothers the best team is the best the best the fox elder sister @ Yang mi every support I encouraged me to have the best support we you I will strive to do your best]
王者荣耀 XQ俱乐部
仓鼠炼金：tRIWtie
[tRIWtie]
虎牙仓鼠
范范范瑋琪：永生難忘的「那些花兒」～你們唱太太太好聽了！ #在幸福的路上# tRHzkL
[Unforgettable all ones life the flowers Mrs ~ you sing too nice! # # tRHzkL on the way of happiness]
范范范瑋琪 經紀事務請聯繫Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐 及 黑天使製作呂偉欽先生 email kathysun.tw@gmail alsawei@outlook 謝謝
李艾：那么晚了，心有感慨，发了明天删...
前段时间发牢骚，说讨厌催生，还发了条微博。
结果不仅先生啥也没说，公公婆婆也啥也没说照样高高兴兴的该干嘛干嘛。
今天一起看一剧，剧里男主角因为知道妻子怀孕欣喜若狂，我看了眼先生问，你也会这样吗？
他说，你高兴我才会高兴。但我肯定会是那个好爸爸，把能
[So late, there is feeling heart, sent tomorrow delete... < br > recently, whining, said hate, also sent a microblog. Mr. < br > the results not only didnt said anything, parents-in-law so what also didnt say happily do anything she likes. < br > together today to see a drama, actor in the play because we know that his wife is pregnant, I look at the eye, ask Mr You will like this? < br > and he said, are you happy that I wont be happy. But I will be the good father, can take]
四丢比...联系人nicky_@
范范范瑋琪：滿滿的愛！滿滿的。我愛鄭州！今晚你們太給力了！太會唱歌了～[愛你][愛你][愛你] #在幸福的路上世界巡迴演唱會 #
[Full of love! Full. I love to zhengzhou! Tonight you is great! Love you too can sing ~ [] [] love you love you [] # # world tour on the way of happiness]
范范范瑋琪 經紀事務請聯繫Kathy 孫嘉戎小姐 及 黑天使製作呂偉欽先生 email kathysun.tw@gmail alsawei@outlook 謝謝
好玩的王乐乐：别想了
你喜欢的人早就睡了
梦里没有你
醒来也不会爱你
[Dont want to < br > you like of the person would have slept without you < br > < br > dream wake up also wont love you with all they have]
一生寥寥钟情几人
文茜小妹大：生命本是一場夢，一個海市蜃樓。在這個夢中，你我每一個人各自扮演不同角色。
假如把這個夢當真，才會「驕傲」，假如你把夢看得透徹，你自然會放過自己。
放過、放下，會讓你很自在，從此它是很自然的現象，不必經由你刻意到那個特定禪修地點、打坐努力，你很自然，你的生命很平衡，心中自生平靜的狀
[Life is a dream, a mirage. In this dream, each and every one of you and me play different roles. < br > < br > if take this dream seriously, will be pride, if you put the dream to see through, you will naturally let go yourself. < br > < br > let go, put down, will make you very comfortable, from then on, it is a natural phenomenon, need not through you deliberately to that particular place, sitting meditation, you naturally, your life is balance, authigenic calm in heart shape]
只剩一個角落的繁華
厌世小孤影：这儿或许是你旅途中的一道风景，你可能觉得他好看，或许这里的某些东西吸引着你，在这儿呆上一段时间，慢慢的你觉得这道风景不怎么好看了，没有当初的感觉，你想要让它变成你以前心目中喜爱的样子，想要改变它，可你不知道的是你已经在不知不觉中伤害了它，所有的东西都已经变样了吧，喜则留，厌则走，
[Here may be a scenery in your journey, you may think hes good-looking, perhaps some of the things here to attract you, stay here for a period of time, slowly, you dont think this way scenery is good, no feeling, you want to let it become your mind before the appearance of love, want to change it, but you dont know is that you have unknowingly hurt it, everything has changed, or is left, anaerobic go,]
没心没肺 开开心心 合作请联系：el-bd@vip.
公安部打四黑除四害：一则倡导夫妻共同承担家务的公益广告。如果这是每个男人结婚后的样子，那女生应该都会愿意结婚吧？[心] tRTdaiYY
[A public welfare advertisement advocate the husband and wife share the housework. If this is the appearance of each men after marriage, the girl will be willing to get married? [heart] tRTdaiYY]
打四黑除四害，主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场，为民除害，保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑，警民联手除四害！
撒娇女孩闪电猪：一个人如果可以被归纳出哪里有趣，哪里优秀，哪里成功，就不太像活生生的人，而成了一种形象。同理，如果知道具体怎么爱上的，那就是故事了。故事有辗转起伏，来龙去脉。故事好听，有细节，但不是每分每秒都在喜欢。
[If a person can be identified where interesting, where good, where success, dont like people who are still alive, and become a kind of image. Similarly, if you know the specific how to fall in love with, that is the story. There are ups and downs, and story. Story well, has the details, but it is not each minute in love. ]
睡前刷屏。
时尚经典语录：日常迷信：点赞，月内会有期盼好久的好事发生。
[Everyday superstition praise, month there will be looking forward to the good things happen for a long time. ]
优雅文字，唯美图片，感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐！
直男发言bot：人生导师
[Life coach]
一个收集直男发言的bot | 工作邮箱：znfybot@
心中那一抹微光_：那个总是谈笑风生，看起来很开心的女孩，也是那个可能会一个人哭到睡着的女孩。
[That is always laughing, looks very happy girl, is also a person that may cry to the sleeping girl. ]
有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。
一串烤全羊：挺心疼闪送人员的，斤的包裹，他说他们群里都沸腾了，不知道是啥能这么沉。然后来回给我送了五趟，有斤了，我们小区点以后不让进车了，他说是抱着箱子走进来的。临走的时候我说您再把门口拆下来的垃圾带走吧…太惨了…感觉走比来的时候拿的东西还多…
[Very love dearly to send personnel, jin package, he said that they are boiling in the group, dont know what is so heavy. Then send me back and forth five times to have jin, we plot points later not let into the car, came in, he said, holding the box. I said when he left you take away the rubbish of the door down again... Too bad... When feelings coming with more things... ]
傻人有傻福，傻逼没有
正能量录：不惊扰别人的宁静，就是慈悲； 不伤害别人的自尊，就是善良。 人活着，发自己的光就好，不要吹灭别人的灯。
[Dont disturb other peoples peace, is compassion; Dont hurt peoples self-esteem, it is good. People alive, it is good to send their own light, dont blow out the lamp of others. ]
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北美吐槽君：“嘴又大又厚怎么办”
[The mouth is big and thick to do]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
电影小咖：每个人都喜欢问的问题 [微笑]
[Everyone likes to ask questions [smiles]]
你又来找电影看。合作+Q.Q
思想聚焦：如何判断一个人是不是真的喜欢你？
[How to judge a man really likes you? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ
周将：像一个人站在高塔，想对爱的人说一句话，跳下塔我会死，不跳他听不见。
[Like a person standing on the tower, want to say a word for love, I jumped off the tower, dont jump, he cant hear you. ]
后院有山 也有孤独
AngelinaZhaoooo：分享图片
[Share photos]
来的都是客
桓彩若灵就是桓淼淼：来到普陀山烧香，结果雨天视线不好，车子撞了，，请先允许我哭一周 [可怜][悲伤][悲伤][悲伤] 宝宝要抱抱[悲伤][悲伤][可怜][可怜][委屈][委屈][委屈]
[Come to mount putuo burned incense, as a result, a rainy day of sight is not good, hit by a car, a week, please allow me to cry [poor] [sad] [sad] [sad] the baby to hold [sad] [sad] [poor] [poor] [wrong] [wrong] [wrong]]
演员桓淼淼 中国好身材模特大赛冠军 作品：电影《大内特工队》《粉红军团》《有钱就任性》《爱情公寓》代言 影视 唯一工作微信号码：miaomiaohuan
我没钱可我想旅行：放下手机！个假期聚会必备小游戏
[Put down the phone! A holiday party necessary little game]
爱旅游，个人薇❤：lvxing
嚎天鬼：听毛阿敏唱《渴望》，眼泪扑簌簌地掉下来。“恩怨忘却，留下真情从头说。故事不多，宛如平常一段歌，过去，未来，共斟酌”。
[Listen to Amy sing desire, tears streaming down. Forget grudges, said leave the truth from the beginning. Story is not much, just like a song usually, in the past, the future, a total of consideration . ]
连更年大将军
iG_月夜枫YYF：忙完了...回家了，健康哥今天又不健康了，明天见水友们
[Mangwan... Brother went home, healthy and unhealthy today, see you tomorrow water friends]
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大欧洲吐槽君：“送个圣诞礼物，却变成了分手导火线？”
[Send a Christmas gift, but break up into a fuse? ]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号：ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
王源宗Bboy：前方火山爆发了？
[In front of the volcanic eruption? ]
自由摄影师 工作联系：wyz@qq
触动心弦的瞬间：我想你了，看完泪奔[泪] #情感#
[I miss you, watching the tears [tears] # # emotion]
希望大家继续支持
猫小北的厕所读物：韩国警方在不久前接到了一宗报案：一位婆婆在街头徘徊了很久，像是迷路了，她怀里紧紧的搂着一个包裹 #搞笑#
[South Korean police recently received a report a mother-in-law wandered the streets for a long time, such as lost, her arms tightly hug a package # #]
每日更新最好玩的内容，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ
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