搞笑精选控：
伦敦学生设计的新型水龙头，内部为几何形构造，使水流呈现美丽的螺旋状，不仅外观漂亮，还能节水约%……可我怎么感觉，我会一不小心看入迷，根本停不下来[拜拜
[London students designed a new type of faucet, internal structure, for geometric flow brings beautiful spiral, not only beautiful, but also water-saving about %...... How can I feel, I will always fascinated, dont stop [bye bye]
每天更新笑话。合作加扣扣
罗玉凤：原来真的有煎饼卷大葱的吃法[太开心][太开心]，
去餐馆吃饭，服务员端上来几个菜，一盘煎饼外加几根大葱。
等了半天都没有米饭，于是大叫一声：“老板，上米饭。”
老板同样大声回答说：“你要煎饼随便加，要米饭的话，我们店里从来没有卖过！[笑而不语][笑而不语]”
[Really have a pancake coil spring onion eat [quite happy] [quite happy], < br > to go to a restaurant waiter served several dishes, a plate of pancakes and several root spring onion. < br > etc. Along while have no rice, then shout loudly boss, on rice. < br > the boss also loudly answer say do you want pancakes and casually, want rice, our store never sells! [smiling without a word] [smiling without a word]]
大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@
蒋丰：#蒋丰微观# 各位亲：新一天，早安。今天端上来的茶汤是：一个真正会生活的人，不论什么样的生活，都会以一颗简单而快乐的心去面对，去接纳。贫穷时，拥有一颗不屈的灵魂：富有时，也不会迷失自我，永远保持着一颗宠辱不惊的心，行走在路上，做着真实的自己。即使平凡，也要让灵魂站立在天地之间，写一
[Microscopic # # Jiang Feng each kiss a new day, good morning. Served tea soup is today a truly will live, no matter what kind of life, with a simple and happy heart to face, to accept. Poverty, with an unyielding soul rich, also wont get lost, will always keep a heart to be yourself, to walk on the road, do the real yourself. Even ordinary, also want to let the soul stand between heaven and earth, write a]
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ASK参考答案：总有人会在深夜失眠#ASK参考答案##ASKyang#
[Someone will be in the middle of the night insomnia reference answer # # # ASK ASKyang#]
请开始你的提问，请参考我的答案
柳岩：@张剑斌 你已经岁啦！感谢你这些年的陪伴[握手]生日快乐🎂永远做个快乐骄傲的文艺青年📒[鼓掌]看图二图三少了谁[偷乐]就知道谁在拍照啦[羞嗒嗒]
[@ Zhang Jianbin You are already old! 感谢你这些年的陪伴[握手]生日快乐🎂永远做个快乐骄傲的文艺青年📒[鼓掌]看图二图三少了谁[偷乐]就知道谁在拍照啦[羞嗒嗒] ]
顺着天意做事，逆着个性做人… 工作事宜请联络经纪人@张剑斌 （仅短信）邮箱：binbin@
读解人生：温柔要有，但不是妥协，我们要在安静中，不慌不忙的坚强。━━━林徽因
[Gentle to have, but not compromise, we want to in the quiet, unhurried strong. ━ ━ ━ Lin huiyin]
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北美吐槽君：“这样的发小我应该怎么去面对”
[The hair the ego should be how to face]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
曼联新闻：进球回顾，马夏尔和马塔左翼打出配合后制造机会，卢卡库完成破门。
[Review goals, masha and mata left after playing with manufacturing opportunities, luca library to complete the scoring. ]
小时播报曼联相关新闻、图片等。合作或爆照请直接私信。
西卡_李浩宇：大富翁真的可以把人玩的头皮发麻，头昏眼光，眼冒金光，太真实了[加油]
[Monopoly really can make people play of scalp, dizziness, eyes shining, too real [go]]
西卡解说
看评论也是醉了：【情感帖】
恋爱六年以上分手
敬往事一杯酒
再爱也不回头。
[Emotional post < br > love 】 six years break up < br > < br > to propose a toast to the past wine again love also dont look back. ]
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司机发车了：外网盘点年最佳镜头合集！来感受一下这些吊炸天的人类吧[跪了]
#谜之微笑# #搞笑幽默事# tRTJpEne
[Outside the cloud point best camera collection! To feel the crane fry day human] [kneeling < br > < br > # # # # them smile funny humorous things tRTJpEne]
这是一辆搞笑的车，快关注上车！司机每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！VX
搞笑图片会：会下厨的男人，真的很帅！ #搞笑#
[Can cook man, really very handsome! Funny # #]
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晚安晨夕：有没有一张图能让你笑的拍自己大腿[哈哈][哈哈] #搞笑#
[Is there a picture can make you smile of photograph her thighha ha ha ha # # funny]
关注晨夕，有好运。
赵英俊是潇洒哥：为什么被捆绑？不懂，不能动，不能讲话，没有光，一切都是黑暗冰冷的，如何喊叫与挣扎，也没有一丝希望，过了多久，忽然开始温暖，炙热，滚烫，巨烈的疼痛，用尽最后的力气，恨这个世界，渐渐模糊，仿佛回到了那个美丽而温暖的湖，青蛙的歌声，弯弯的月亮，慢慢的，沉沉的睡去，再也没有，一丝感触……
[Why is bound? Do not understand, cant move, unable to speak, no light, everything is dark cold, how to cry and struggle, also does not have a glimmer of hope, for how long, suddenly began to warm, hot, hot, considerable pain and exhaustion of the last strength, hate this world, gradually blurred, as if returned to the beautiful lake, warm, the frog songs, curved moon, slowly, a deep sleep, no more, a feeling... ]
不但是当过主持人的编剧里写歌最好听的演员，还是会做电影配乐的电台DJ里唯一当过银行职员的歌手
ManUtdspot：曼联vs伯恩茅斯 【pptv】tRle【新英】tRTJYId【腾讯】tRTJYfTS【五星】tRYGujPc【acecream】acestreamaebbeeeffcecbbf【sopcast】sopbroker.sopcast【海外党】tRTJYfTo
[Manchester united vs bournemouth PPTV tRle 】 【 new British 】 tRTJYId tencent tRTJYfTS 】 【 I 】 tRYGujPc acecream acestreamaebbeeeffcecbbf 】 【 sopcast 】 sopbroker. Sopcast overseas party tRTJYfTo 】]
独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗
让笑声飞会：给南方的同学解释一下，这叫大雪封门。。。[笑cry]#搞笑#
[Explain to the southern students, this is called snow FengMen... [laughing cry] # # funny]
新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，每日输送最搞笑的笑话，更新中。。。
搞笑幽默趣闻：节奏大师：宇宙第一难歌《金箍棒》，卧槽！跪了[允悲] tRTMRdbQ
[Rhythm master the universe first song the great hard, oh, my gosh! Kneeling tRTMRdbQ [allow sad]]
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美味作坊：舌尖上的中国 柳州家乡的味道, 正宗螺蛳粉! 更是对生活的一种寄托 tRTJYyvj
[The taste of home on the tip of the tongue of China liuzhou, authentic they powder! But also to the life of a kind of bailment tRTJYyvj]
人生伟业的建立，不在能知，乃在能行。
实用技能酱：有哪些小习惯可以让生活更加精简高效？
[What are the little habits can make life more streamlined? ]
专门搜集生活中的实用小技能、小智慧，为您的生活提供更多帮助与便利。合作qq
一罐儿一：感到有辣么一丢丢害PIA[哆啦A梦汗][哆啦A梦汗][哆啦A梦汗][哆啦A梦汗][哆啦A梦汗]
[Feel hot? A diu diu against PIA [doraemon khan] [doraemon khan] [doraemon khan] [doraemon khan] [doraemon khan]]
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿一个暴躁獭控，不太会聊天的请别勉强自己（美少女除外），脚本绘画摄影道具活动类合作请带具体项目直接私信(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
林熊猫：愿每个人的心中，都有一把超级K，晚安。等下卧槽怎么都点了！！！
[Wish everyones heart, there is a super K, good night. Wait day how all points!!!!!! ]
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伦敦必吃餐厅推荐：PRET纸巾上写的话真的很催泪啊[泪]
[PRET paper towels to write words really tear ah [tears]]
伦敦美食分享博 超酷的人都爱吃饭
东方社工：生活感悟：命运要你成长的时候，总会安排一些让你不顺心的人或事刺激你。#邓化鸣# #邓化鸣带你看综艺# #社工文摘#tRTtzsy
[Experiences fate when you grow up, will arrange some people who make you frustrated or stimulate you. # # # Deng Huaming Deng Huaming take you watch variety social work abstract in # # # tRTtzsy]
社会工作师
赤峰龙腾：斤的泰迪，这么恐怖的吗[费解]
[Jin teddy, so horrible? [difficult]]
_不吃魚的夜貓丶：我这么可爱，别人不爱，我自己爱[喵喵]
[I so lovely, others do not love, I love [meow]]
很凶！！！
老妈几：早上好朋友们 ！
[Good morning friends! ]
埋头走路
阿英sun：(我这儿显示一小时前，没错的话三点多发的)
翻译：哥哥的小不点美美哒
奶迪我也跟你一样激动睡不着，失眠了，所以深更半夜翻译你的ins
[(I showed here an hour ago, right at o clock happens) < br > translation my brothers little meimei da di I < br > milk as excited as you also can not sleep, insomnia, so late at night you ins]
迪玛希超级话题翻译大咖
一句话领悟人生：为了未来美一点，现在必须苦一点。低头不算认输，放弃才是懦夫。
[In order to the future, must now be a little bitter. Bowed their heads and not give up, give up is a coward. ]
一句话可以看透人生，一句话可以领悟人生！QQ
正能量录：比我差的人还没放弃，比我好的人仍在努力，我就更没资格说，我无能为力！
[Poor people than I didnt give up, than I good people are still trying to, I said is no qualification, there is nothing I can do! ]
每天正能量！商务合作请加qq：
犀利话：爱情中值得敬佩的两种人，一种是年轻时陪男人过苦日子的女人，一种是年长时陪女人过好日子的男人，没有谎言和背叛，从心动到古稀，给你倾世温柔。
[Love is admirable in two kinds of people, is a young women, with men too bitter, when one is older men with women have a good life, no lies and betrayal, from heart to version, give you pour the gentleness. ]
一杯浊酒，难看红尘透。
百思特维：监控摄像头+直播平台？卧槽你二大爷的。。。。。。
[Surveillance camera + live platform? Oh you two big ye... ]
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快兰斯24小时财经直播：实时播报：美国总统特朗普称，正在履行自己竞选时的“大规模税改”承诺。国会已经就税改法案达成协议。
[Real-time the President of the United States, according to trump is doing his campaign promise of massive tax reform. Congress has already reached an agreement on tax bills. ]
快兰斯金融 financebe
muyeqing55：【有缘千里来相会】世上的相处大多数都是缘份，擦肩而过，是五百年修来的缘份；同船共渡，是一千年修来的缘份；同床共枕，是一万年修来的缘份。而所谓的缘分，看似是上天安排，实际是个性上的吸引。新的一天，开启寻找有缘人之旅！
[As if by predestination get along with most of the world is the fate, miss is five hundred repair to the fate; Cultivate together, it is one thousand repair to the fate; Bed, is a Wan Nianxiu to fate. The so-called fate, appears to be the god arrangement, actual it is personality. A new day, open looking for is predestined friends the human journey! ]
了解世界，刷新自己。
微励志：夜深人静了，你牵挂的人正在睡觉！[笑cry]
[Night, you worry the person is sleeping! [laughing cry]]
做自己的主人，做生活的强者。
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