丑女达人:
是的
[yes]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!
曼联加油!
[Manchester united!]
Z CAM, CEO冷笑话精选:
学习了[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Learning the [doraemon surprised]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!edc陳冠希:
KunMing
[昆明]
International nomad丑女达人:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!丑女达人:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!卢健生:
纽约偶遇好友Tony,请我去曼哈顿传说中的法国餐厅Daniel。美味不在话下,服务绝对顶级,加上一流的情调。人生必去餐厅,从此加上这家!
[New York encounter good friend Tony, the legendary French restaurant, Daniel asked me to go to Manhattan. Delicious a cinch, absolute top service, coupled with first-class emotional appeal. Life will go to restaurant, plus the from now on! ]
Z CAM, CEO但斌:
@微博搞笑排行榜哇!
[@ weibo funny list wow!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
发表了博文《与小伙伴们交流愉快的一天!》@但斌:有点感慨:今晚建卫兄请我们喝顶级红酒,比茅台贵太多了!在法国和意大利好像也没有像中国这样,有这么多如此作贱自己祖国图腾品牌的人[泪][泪][泪]tRYOwahz
[Published the post to communicate with friends happy day! @ but bin a little sigh with emotion top build WeiXiong please we drink red wine tonight, more expensive than maotai too much! In France and Italy seem didnt like China, there are so many so beneath your dignity to the motherland totem brand [tears] [tears] [] tears & # tRYOwahz]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人微博搞笑排行榜:
文科生来问一个问题,理科生来回答 _____________________________
[The school of arts living to ask a question, the school of science living to answer _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗新浪汽车:
#汽车图赏# 开大G的本土妹子和外国妹子,哪一款更好?[笑而不语]
[# # car TuShang up G of native and foreign sister, a sister which is better? [smiling without a word]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。但斌:
@东湖-草堂骂人也得选软柿子。
[@ east lake - thatched cottage call names also have to choose a soft persimmon.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@雾都太阳:有本事军演的时候放一炮越过头顶,看看米帝吹的防御能力雨荷?
[When the sun @ foggy city have skill exercises put one gun across the top of the head, look at m emperor the defense capabilities of rain lotus?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@王健_经济金融科普不要过度夸大减税政策的效果,如果真这么牛,早点干啥去了?[允悲]中国经济仍然是全球增长最快的地方,不用担心
[@ wang _ financial science do not overstate the effect of tax cuts, if really, so what are you going to do breakfast? [allow sad] Chinas economy is still the worlds fastest growing place, dont worry about it]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
[赞]
[[who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@从老婆别闹到徐半仙@大越and小满普通人创业成功的几率太低,还有一条路就是买进中国最优质的总市值十几万亿的企业的一小部分股票,分一杯羹。
[@ from the wife to stop that now xu fortuneteller @ the and the big grain full risk of entrepreneurial success is too low, there is a way is to buy China best a small part of the total market value of tens of million enterprise shares, a share.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
@绊绊TomandJerry:笼鸡有食汤锅近,野鸟无粮天地宽。
[Stumble tripped TomandJerry @ steamed chicken eat soup pot, birds no food heaven and earth wide.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@难得勿糊涂[赞]@难得勿糊涂所以要用好的意念在鼓勵自己
[Reply @ rare not confused confused [who] @ rare not so with a good idea to encourage himself]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
回复@nomorestumblingbytheway[微笑]@nomorestumblingbytheway此人如是脱稿即性讲的,则反映茅台管理层水平一流,股东对持有茅台更安心。@但斌[赞]
[Reply @ nomorestumblingbytheway [smiles] @ nomorestumblingbytheway this person is like this without sex, namely, reflect the maotai first-class management level, shareholders more comfortable to hold maotai. @ but bin [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
[心][鲜花][作揖]@失落的小神:支持下但总,买的别说现在多,又何妨。涨跌无所谓的,有余钱不管任何价位我会继续买,过几年谁还会记得现在的争论。价值必然会重估。。。时间的玫瑰这话有点意境。更多的时候,我喜欢寂静的田野、秋天里撒满落叶的萧飒的树林,和夜幕低垂、一轮明月高挂的港湾
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ lost little god support but always, buy dont say much now, so what. Any price go up drop to have spare money, it does not matter whether I will continue to buy, who will remember it in a few years now. Value must be revalued... Time rose a bit artistic conception. More often, I like the silent fields, the bleak of deciduous trees in autumn, and a night, the moon is high up in the harbor]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人猫扑:
一家四口离奇死亡,谁是凶手?
[A family of four mysterious death, who it is? ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:小野妹子学吐槽:
一般在岁以下@公元:自称“爸爸”的呢??
[In under the age of the @ AD claims to dad??]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。小野妹子学吐槽:
微博用户年龄快查表:
自称“宝宝”的,年龄在-岁之间;
自称“小公举”“王子”的,年龄在-岁之间;
自称“萝莉”“正太”的,年龄在-岁之间;
自称“老阿姨”“老大爷”的,年龄在-岁之间;
自称“小仙女”的,年龄在-岁之间。
[Weibo users age fast look-up table < br > claim to be baby, aged between -; < br > claim to be a little public election prince , aged between -; < br > self-proclaimed girl and eyes, aged between -; < br > claim to be old man, old aunt aged between -; < br > claiming to be little fairy, aged in - between. ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博搞笑排行榜:
哇!
[A wow!]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗但斌:
转;“家猪遇野猪于山林,颇羡其隐逸境界,诉与人相处苦况,且云不日将重返林莽,觅回自由。 野猪笑曰:人若不将尔喂饱,绝无气力说此清高话也!”
[Turn; Home pig encounter boar in the forest, quite envy the hermit state, v. grievances with people, and the cloud is soon to be set to return to the forests, find back to freedom. Wild boar smile yue if a man not to feed, no strength also said the lofty words! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人音悦台:
“我哪有说谎请别以为你有多难忘笑是真的不是我逞强” 睡前听一首#林宥嘉#现场live《说谎》,最后的大合唱真的起鸡皮疙瘩[泪]tRYOvvRa
[I which have to lie, please dont think you have more memorable smile is really not I opposed before bed to hear a # # yu jia Lin live live lying, the final chorus goosebumps really [in] tRYOvvRa]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass新浪新闻客户端:
【超凶的!喊菜哥粗暴做菜走红:大家开心就好】盐!胡椒!按摩一下!把丝丝倒进去……出锅!加上菜刀一撂,幽默又凶残,网友都说他的菜是被吓熟的!易先生说,他做厨师近十年了,刚开始发做菜视频教程时,因为平台时间限制,说话要快,声音也不由放大,无意间自成一体。tRYAQkL
[【 brother very fierce! Shout food rough cooking hits everyone happy good 】 salt! Pepper! A massage! The filar silk pour... Out of the pot! Combined with a kitchen knife pile, humorous and ferocity, netizens have said he is scared cooked dishes! Mr. Yim said, he did cook for nearly years, just start to cook video tutorials, time limit, because platform to talk faster, voice also not enlarge, inadvertently. tRYAQkL]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端但斌:
[赞]@昆明湖东:@但斌 这个采访彰显了茅台领导层的国际范!国际化的视野,国际化的理念,国际化的表达!我最近接触到的一些事例表明:泱泱大国终于有了大的样子![鼓掌][嘻嘻][太开心]
[Koto [great] @ kunming @ but bin this interview reveals the maotai leadership international fan! International perspective, the concept of internationalization, international express! I recently came into contact with some of the examples show that the vast country finally have the appearance of the great! [applause.] [xi xi] [quite happy]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
发表了博文《转载科学家发现:意念对健康不可思议的影响》科学家发现:意念对健康的影响,大到不可思议--DavidHawkins美国的戴维.霍金斯博士美科学家百万次实验测试:意tRYsawo
[Published a blog post reprinted scientists found the thoughts of health magical effect, the scientists found that mental impact on health, big to incredible - DavidHawkins David in the United States. Dr Hawkins, us scientists test one million times tRYsawo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人汽车之家:
#晚安家人# 当你准备换车的时候,你是选择直接卖掉还是置换?
[# # good night family when you are ready to change, are you choose to sell directly or replacement? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。新浪汽车:
#微博交通台#【忘我到不要命?大爷在车流中跳舞狂嗨】月日,辽宁鞍山,一名大爷在马路中手拿随身听,一边播放一边跳舞。来往车辆纷纷避让,看着着实让人捏了把汗。问到他为什么在马路中间跳舞时,大爷说“高兴!”[费解]tRYSmyoE
[# # weibo communication radio [dedication to run like hell? Uncle dance crazy hi 】 in traffic month day, liaoning anshan, an uncle in the street holding a walkman, while playing and dancing. To avoid traffic that looked really pinched the sweat. When asked why he danced in the middle of the road, the big ye said happy! [difficult] tRYSmyoE]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。但斌:
特朗普税改计划前后对比
[Trump contrast before and after tax reform plan]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人但斌:
发表了博文《转载:支付宝与微信的“中场战事”》支付宝与微信的“中场战事”--金德路阿尔法工场精彩的人生,是不能缺乏一个伟大的对手的。支付宝和微信,这对移动互联网时代缠斗最激烈的CP,估tRYFSkV
[Published the post reprinted alipay and WeChat midfield battle alipay the midfield battle with WeChat - Jin Delu alpha works wonderful life, is not the lack of a great opponent. Pay treasure and micro letter, the mobile Internet era definitively the heat of the CP, appraise tRYFSkV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人小野妹子学吐槽:
我在北京百子湾的“小野咖啡”进入圣诞月活动,新品雪花焦糖玛奇朵、雪人热巧可可、圣诞树卡布恭候品尝~明天还有许愿签抽奖活动,来店客人均可参与,红包、富士山杯、明星签名等你来抢,祝欧气附体!
[I in Beijing, the ancient philosophers bay ono coffee into the Christmas month activities, new snow caramel macchiato, snowmen, hot cocoa, Christmas trees await kapoor opportunely taste ~ tomorrow and sign the sweepstakes, vows to store the guests all can participate in, red envelopes, Mount Fuji, cup, star signature when you come to steal, wish their European gas! ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。冷笑话精选:
是这样[哆啦A梦吃惊]@祖安第一站撸怪:沾了屎的钱,虽然能用但还是恶心。
[So [doraemon surprised] first stop @ zaun lu blame touched excrement money, although can use but still sick.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
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