冷笑话精选:
可爱!快哄哄[笑cry]@贴吧娘哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我也觉得@艺术细菌杨叫瘦:精致的女孩 好可爱
[Lovely! Fast to coax [laugh cry] @ tieba niang ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I also felt @ art bacteria called Yang thin delicate girl is lovely]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
宿醉[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]想吃辣的。
[A hangover (ha ha)ha ha ha ha would like to eat spicy. ]
大家好!我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱:solaaoi@sina新浪新闻客户端:
新浪看点创作者盛典将于:正式开始!@小浪同学爱吐槽 [憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]@手机上的新浪 [鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]@新浪新闻 期待!!
[Read sina creator festival will be held in the official start of the! @ wavelet classmates love teasing [hope] [hope] [hope] @ phone sina [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] @ sina news waiting!!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端小浪同学爱吐槽:
[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]@手机上的新浪 [鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]@新浪新闻 期待!!
[[hope] [hope] [hope] @ phone sina [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] @ sina news waiting!!]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。知乎:
#说是不开心真是不服气# 我们真的能做到知行合一吗?@网易新闻客户端
[# # is not happy really defy spirit can we really achieve the unity of? @ netease news to the client]
发现更大的世界薛蛮子:
这里真冷想回岛上晒太阳,珊瑚礁边浮潜去了
[It is cold here wants to return to the island in the sun, reef snorkeling]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一新浪新闻客户端:
和个月前相比,林生斌气色见好,刮了胡子。案发后,他已在江西云居山一座寺庙皈依。现在,他全部精力都用在打官司上。
[Lin Shengbin look while compared with those of months ago, shaved. Shortly after, hes been in Jiang Xiyun in a temple on the mountain refuge. Now, all his energies in a lawsuit.]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:老公无限的猜疑,都已离婚还不放过,当初离婚他说没地方去,所以一直没搬走,属于离婚不离家。实际很想和他好好过日子,毕竟多年了,可他的各种作越来越厉害,我不想可怜他了,让他搬出去,他不搬还动手打我,家里的东西砸了一波又 一波的,新买的电视也给砸了,这样的日子到什么时...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening husband infinite suspicion, divorce is also, at the beginning, he said there was no place to divorce, so hasnt been moved, belongs to the divorce didnt leave home. Actually very want to live with him. After all, over the years, various but he made more and more severe, I dont want to feel sorry for him, let him move out, he didnt move also began to hit me, something home hit a wave after wave of, new TV also smashed, the days when... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家冷笑话精选:
狗子:我还得装雪人装多久啊?挺冷的诶……[二哈]tRTuWaqD
[Dog how long do I have to pack a snowman outfit? Its cold!... [two ha] tRTuWaqD]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!青年时报:
【中学生合唱《青花瓷》如天籁 指导老师:小朋友打拍子挺疼[心]】近日,一条中学生合唱《青花瓷》的MV火爆,他们以阿卡贝拉和身体打击的形式演绎,声如天籁。厦门六中合唱团指挥老师高至凡说,练了一个月,小朋友们身体打击还是蛮疼的。tRTWvNFg
[The middle school students chorus blue and white porcelain, such as sound guidance teacher kids beat loved [heart]] recently, a middle school student chorus of blue and white porcelain MV, they in the form of aqua Bella and body blow to deduce, sound like music. Xiamen no. middle school choir directing teachers to whoever said, practice for a month, the children body blow still pretty sore. tRTWvNFg]
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#提高警惕#有人模仿我的脸!还有人模仿我的面!还有人冒充我的警!最过分的是在网上还冒充“网警”!最最过分的是冒充的还是@首都网警 ![怒]
[# # alert people imitate my face! There are people imitate my face! There are people pretend to be my warning! The most egregious is still pretend to be the net police online! Is the most egregious pretend or @ Internet police in the capital. [anger]]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。优酷:
新晋“冯女郎”@苗苗-vivi 、@钟楚曦 做客#星月对话#,真诚讲述戏里戏外“芳华”之美。
对舞蹈与表演的热爱让她们与“芳华”结缘,选角难度堪比艺考,初见冯导的印象竟然是“他特别爱哭”,幸运入选后的拍摄时光是一段痛并快乐的成长之旅,更多幕后精彩故事,就在月日优酷独播星月对话@王江月 ...全文: m.weibo
[New von girl @ miao miao - vivi, @ Zhong Chuxi guest # # and dialogue, sincere about play outside the play the beauty of youth. < br > love of dance and performance and make them become attached to youth, as art casting difficulty, feng at first impression was his special love cry, lucky selected is a period of time after the pain and happy journey of growth, more wonderful story, behind the scenes on the date of youku leaves alone on the dialogue @ Wang Jiangyue... The full text m. eibo]
新浪汽车:
#出行生活#太魔性的红绿灯[doge]通过路口的速度明显下降了.....
[# # travel life too ones [doge] through the intersection of traffic light speed significantly lower... ]
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最快速的新车报道;
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最丰富的汽车活动。汽车之家:
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
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【大叔专业灌肠年,个月收入百万】杭州某农贸市场于师傅从事香肠加工年,他的摊位前早早排起了长队,于师傅说每天能加工、千斤,加工费每斤.元,一年基本只做三个月,年收入已有近百万。tRTEcloh
[【 enema uncle professional, millions of months income 】 a farmers market in hangzhou teachers engaged in sausage processing years, lined up early before his stall, the teacher said can work every day, one thousand jins, processing fee per kilogram. Yuan, basic do only three months of the year, annual income for millions. tRTEcloh]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:新沐sunshine:
今天周三期待转变[鼓掌][爱你]
[On Wednesday, looking forward to change today [applause.] [love] you]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航薛蛮子:
北国风光
[Northland scenery]
天使投资人薛蛮子 商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一新沐sunshine:
双鱼座[爱你]
[Pisces love you []]
凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航南方都市报:
#午间分享#现场交响乐版《爱乐之城》插曲“Mia & Sebastians Theme”,一年多过去了,但这段动人旋律依然在脑中萦绕不去,把原版静谧而又沉郁的钢琴换成大提琴与交响乐的合奏,提琴双杰Hauser的动情演绎唯美又如泣如诉,呈现出这首曲子另一番开阔与催泪之感……(耳帝)tRTQfnv
[# # noon to share live version of the city of the philharmonic symphony episode Mia & Sebastians Theme , more than a year has passed, but the moving melody still linger in the brain, change the original quiet and depressed the piano to the cello and the orchestra ensemble, bass ShuangJie Hauser symphony of aestheticism and pathetic, presents another open for this song with the feeling of tear... Emperor (ears) tRTQfnv]
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[# # Im a prophet [issue], published in Japan the core CPI rate, what is your prediction? Write the forecast on weibo comments below, to participate in the activities, to choose the most close to the reported values of five, we will contact you direct messages, will each receive easecredit phone rings a oh! Activity time, noon deadline. New user registration easecredit easyMarkets, can receive the highest dollar deal with Kim... The full text m. eibo]
作为在线交易的先驱,易信easyMarkets于年最先以easy-forex易信的名字成立。易信easyMarkets是欧盟中国商会成员,受澳洲及欧盟金融监管(可通过FCA网站查询)。 我们相信,在这个行业内,经验和历史意义重大。易信easyMarkets自成立起就通过降低入金门槛和不断优化交易平台,将在线交易变得大众化、普及化。我们致力于让普通投资者轻松进入全球金融市场,通过我们简单便捷的平台,您可以选择自己喜欢的全球金融产品包括外汇、贵金属、加密数字货币和标准期权等进行交易。您可以通过手机、平板电脑、台式机和其他在线设备轻松交易。 体验易信easyMarkets独有优势,我们的在线交易平台承诺无滑点;我们的“交易取消”功能可以让您在小时内取消任何亏损交易。汽车之家:
VV车主的日常[允悲]
[V. v. owners daily [allow sad]]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。易信easyMarkets:
#易信easyMarkets小讲堂# 【经济指标—GDP价格缩减指数 (Gdp Price Deflator)】
经济分析局(BEA);每季度最后一天,美国东部时间上午,发布上季度数据
国内生产总值平减指数即GDP缩减指数显示基准年份的国民生产总值相对于价格水平的变化量。也被称作“国民生产总值绝对价格平减指数”。因为它...全文: m.weibo
[# # easecredit easyMarkets small hall [economic indicators - GDP Price Deflator (GDP Price Deflator) 】 < br > < br > bureau of economic analysis (BEA); The last day of each quarter, in the eastern United States time morning, published in the last quarter data < br > < br > gross domestic product (GDP) deflator - GDP deflator shows the benchmark years gross national product (GNP) relative to the change of the price level. Also known as the absolute price deflator gross national product (GNP). Because it is... The full text m. eibo]
作为在线交易的先驱,易信easyMarkets于年最先以easy-forex易信的名字成立。易信easyMarkets是欧盟中国商会成员,受澳洲及欧盟金融监管(可通过FCA网站查询)。 我们相信,在这个行业内,经验和历史意义重大。易信easyMarkets自成立起就通过降低入金门槛和不断优化交易平台,将在线交易变得大众化、普及化。我们致力于让普通投资者轻松进入全球金融市场,通过我们简单便捷的平台,您可以选择自己喜欢的全球金融产品包括外汇、贵金属、加密数字货币和标准期权等进行交易。您可以通过手机、平板电脑、台式机和其他在线设备轻松交易。 体验易信easyMarkets独有优势,我们的在线交易平台承诺无滑点;我们的“交易取消”功能可以让您在小时内取消任何亏损交易。易信easyMarkets:
#易信easyMarkets财经日历# 今日投资者需主要关注美国至月日当周API原油库存(万桶),美国月成屋销售总数年化(万户),马上开户 tROVrbf,领取美金高额交易赠金!
[# # easecredit easyMarkets financial calendar today, investors need to focus on the United States to the date of the week API oil inventories (barrels), the United States on annual total sales of previously owned homes (door), open an account immediately tROVrbf, for dollars a lucrative deal with! ]
作为在线交易的先驱,易信easyMarkets于年最先以easy-forex易信的名字成立。易信easyMarkets是欧盟中国商会成员,受澳洲及欧盟金融监管(可通过FCA网站查询)。 我们相信,在这个行业内,经验和历史意义重大。易信easyMarkets自成立起就通过降低入金门槛和不断优化交易平台,将在线交易变得大众化、普及化。我们致力于让普通投资者轻松进入全球金融市场,通过我们简单便捷的平台,您可以选择自己喜欢的全球金融产品包括外汇、贵金属、加密数字货币和标准期权等进行交易。您可以通过手机、平板电脑、台式机和其他在线设备轻松交易。 体验易信easyMarkets独有优势,我们的在线交易平台承诺无滑点;我们的“交易取消”功能可以让您在小时内取消任何亏损交易。新浪新闻客户端:
加油[心]
[Refuel [heart]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端猫扑:
【网曝南昌大学一女生遭副院长性侵七月之久】月日,网友@喝咖啡的猫 :南昌大学一毕业女学生遭副院长长期猥亵、性侵,时间持续七个月之久。@南昌大学 微博回复表示,学校已成立由纪检等部门组成的专门工作小组,并启动了查核程序。如果查证属实,学校将严肃处理,绝不姑息。(未来网)...全文: m.weibo
[The net exposure of nanchang university was a girl, vice President of the sexual assault of July] month day, netizens @ coffee cat graduated from nanchang university, vice President of the female students were long-term molestation and abuse, lasted for seven months. Said weibo reply @ the nanchang university, the school has established a special working group composed of disciplinary inspection department, and start the audit procedures. If verified, the school will be serious processing, zero tolerance. (network) future... The full text m. eibo]
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#MIUI天天拍#第 期活动开始了!在评论中晒出你的摄影作品,就有机会参与票选。本期第一名将获得 个米家恒温电水壶 [来]
( ps:不能在评论中添加图片的朋友,可以在转发中添加图片 )
[# # beautiful MIUI shoot every day the first phase of the activity has begun! Sun out of your photographic works in the comments, will have the opportunity to participate in the vote. This home the winner will receive a m constant temperature electric kettle [to] < br > < br > (ps not add images in the comments of a friend, can add images in forwarding)]
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#家家技术讲堂##Jeep指南者#【看Jeep指南者如何实现多性格“真四驱”】大部分适时四驱系统都是两驱为主,必要时才切换四驱,总让人觉得这种四驱得加双引号,不是最正宗的四驱。而Jeep指南者却有自己的想法,一套以四驱为主的适时四驱系统让它变得与众不同,更具可玩性,也因为这样,我在标题上戏称它为...全文: m.weibo
[# # # # every technology schoolroom Jeep guide is 【 look how personality Jeep guide person how to implement the real all-wheel-drive 】 most timely all-wheel-drive systems are two displacement is given priority to, when necessary to switch the raider, always let a person feel the raider must add double quotation marks, not the most authentic all-wheel-drive. And Jeep guide person has his own ideas, a predominantly all-wheel-drive timely all-wheel-drive system makes it different, more playability, and so on the title I called it as... The full text m. eibo]
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#解码新车#【讴歌TLX-L下线并公布售价 售.万起[憧憬]】年月日,广汽讴歌第二款国产车型TLX-L在广汽本田增城工厂正式下线。据悉,新车搭载.L地球梦发动机,匹配DCT双离合变速箱。此外,在下线仪式现场讴歌公布了TLX-L的售价,共计推出款车型,售价区间为.-.万元,新车将于月...全文: m.weibo
[# # to decode new car 【 acura TLX -l logoff and announced for sale. All up [hope]] (date) (month) (year), the second paragraph of gac eulogizing the domestic models TLX -l officially offline in zengcheng guangzhou Honda factory. Earths dream of carrying the new car. L engine, matching DCT dual-clutch gearbox. In addition, in offline ceremony the acura released TLX - L price, launched a total of models and price range for. -. Ten thousand yuan, the new car will be on... The full text m. eibo]
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@调戏小狗熊 我要中了就送给你[酷]
[@ Dally with little bear Im in it for you [cool]]
我不能再混日子了南方都市报:
【南昌大学一副院长被指长期性侵女生 校方回应:已介入调查】网曝南昌大学国学院副院长周某性侵女学生。据爆料帖称,小柔(化名)是南昌大学国学院毕业的一名女生,周某在年的某天中午对小柔“表白”,而后便强行搂抱亲吻,甚至在语言胁迫、肢体威胁之下,公然在女生面前玩弄性器官实施猥亵。由于...全文: m.weibo
[The nanchang university, vice President of the accused long-term abuse the girl school response has been investigating 】 net exposure some sexual assault, vice President of the college of nanchang university female students. According to fact , small and soft (not his real name) is a female student graduated from the college of nanchang university, in the weekend job in one day at noon for a small soft profession, then to cuddle kiss, even under threat, body language stress, openly in front of the girls playing organ in implementation of obscene. Due to the... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博冷笑话精选:
有个会做特效的老爸是种怎样的体验?
这最新合辑太酷炫了……小家伙也玩得可开心[笑cry]
tRTuXSU
[Do have a specials dad is a kind of what kind of experience? < br > this latest collection is so cool... Little guy but also having a good time [laugh cry] < br > tRTuXSU]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!猫扑:
是他?
[Is he?]
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【云南家长因子女辍学被镇政府起诉之后】云南兰坪县啦井镇名初中生辍学,穷、厌学、打工、早婚等都是原因。上月,家长因未履义务教育法被镇政府起诉,经法院调解名学生返校。随后其中一女生因怀孕又请假离校。tRTmJxBZ
[After the parents for their children drop out of school in yunnan was the township government to prosecute 】 yunnan LanPing County well town of junior middle school students drop out of school, poor, tired, to work, early marriage, etc. Last month, the fulfillment of parents for not compulsory education by the township government to prosecute, the court mediation students back to school. Then one of the girls as a result of pregnancy and leave school. tRTmJxBZ]
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