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北美吐槽君：
“我妈撕掉了我所有的健美海报，还阻止我健身对我冷嘲热讽”
[My mom was torn off all my bodybuilding posters, also prevent me from fitness sarcastic to me]

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苍南派：
半夜分享个小故事：
女生晚上点多的时候，发了条票圈说好饿啊想吃步行街的砂锅。发完她就睡觉了。
到半夜点半的时候，被电话打醒，是一个男同事的，他说：你出来，我在你小区门口。
女生心想，神经病啊这人。
她问他什么事？
他卖关子说：你出来就知道了。
女生完全不想起床，还穿衣，穿袜子穿鞋子
[Share a little story in the middle of the night the girl more at night, sent a pedestrian street of ticket circle say yeah like earthenware pot. After she went to sleep. to half past midnight, be phone wake, is a male colleague, he said you come out, I the door in your area. the girl thought, mental derangement this man. she asked him whats the matter? he said the suspense, you come out. the girl completely dont want to get up and dress, wear socks wear shoes]

【护妻狂魔苍南派公号：mangxiaocang】

马男波杰克Mr：
“干什么”用你们的方言怎么说
[How do you say what in your dialect]

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笑笑_孙亚龙：
小腿这个你们看得懂？三个女的？
[Calf this do you understand? Three women? ]

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新浪财经：
【赵薇控股四家公司突然搬走：水电费和物业费仍在交】和黄有龙不同，赵薇投资的公司主要聚集在内地。除了A股上市公司唐德影视外，其直接参股的非上市公司有家，在营业且由赵薇控股的非上市公司有六家，其中四家分布在北京。每经影视记者于近日实地探访了赵薇在北京的四家公司…tRYnCda
[[zhao holding four companies suddenly moved and property costs still pay the utilities 】 and Huang Youlong, zhao wei investment company mainly gathered in the mainland. In addition to the a-share listed companies tende, film and television, the direct participation of private companies have A home, in business and private company controlled by zhao wei have six, including four distribution in Beijing. Each by the film and television reporters in the field recently visited zhao four companies in Beijing... tRYnCda]

新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。

周杰伦中文网JayCn：
夜猫呢？
[Stay up late? ]

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超级热门的视频：
卢本皇卢本伟封号卢本伟被封号开开挂五五开被封号五五开封号开一个玩游戏的主播居然这么火[汗]难以置信
[Lubumbashi huang lubumbashi wei titles lubumbashi wei ban that hang is - titles equally open a kaifeng, playing a game of anchor incredibly fire [Mr Khan] so incredible]

记者亢凯：
#记者被周至县人民医院多人殴打事件#
（大意）他说那个记者如果现在在这儿，我就把他弄死，大不了为了我的院长坐一辈子牢。
这是今天我们另一路记者追踪时对方撂下的狠话“记者来一个，打死一个”
————周至县人民医院员工 tRYnOmac
[# # reporters beaten by many zhouzhi county peoples hospital events he said the reporter, if here now, I will kill him, a big deal for my deans been behind bars for the rest of your life. this is another all journalists today we keep track of each other when placed malicious words reporter to a, killing a - - tRYnOmac zhouzhi county peoples hospital staff]

爆料邮箱：@qq。如约稿约访可以直接私信。叛逆执着的记者。

牛肉饭：
没睡，发条微博证明一下还年轻。[微笑]
[Didnt sleep, clockwork weibo prove still young. [smiles]]

唯旅行与美食不可辜负！冷水狗一律拉黑！

大欧洲吐槽君：
“男友存在白月光前女友症状，对我很冷漠”
[Boyfriend is white moonlight ex-girlfriend symptoms, very cold to me]

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欧阳震华：
@情來自有康WilliamSo 謝謝你昨晚的安排，令我們一班「壹號皇庭」的兄弟姊妹可再聚首一堂，希望可以盡快再見@陶大宇 @姚瑩瑩Eileen@Amy_陳秀雯 @林保怡 @劉美娟Eugina @鄧萃雯，駱應鈞，Flora陳慧姍
[@ affection from kang WilliamSo thank you for the arrangement of last night, to our class one imperial court brothers and sisters can gather together again, hope I can see you as soon as possible the @ m @ Brenda Eileen @ Amy_ Amy chan @ Lin baoyi @ mei-juan liu Eugina @, sheren tang at felix lok, Flora Chen Huishan]

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李敖观天下：
【危急一刻他们选择刀下救人…[心]】家住安徽合肥的周惠和儿子在饭店正吃饭时，突遇老板娘被凶狠逃犯连捅刀。面对嫌犯威胁，有包厢的客人选择关门，周惠母子却不顾安危，拼命夺刀。周惠说，她不后悔，“因为通过这件事才知道，我的儿子原来这么勇敢”。此处应该有赞！ cr人民日报
[The critical moment They select the sword save... [heart]] in hefei in anhui hui and son in the hotel is a meal, be drenched by the wife of shop-owner fierce fugitive even tong dao. In the face of the suspect threat, have balcony guests choose closed, hui mother and child doesnt Gu Anwei desperately take knife. Hui, said she did not regret it, because through it just know, my son was so brave. Here should be praised! Cr in Peoples Daily]

说点真话，站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖欢迎关注！

特别调查员：
[白眼] @齐鲁晚报 @齐鲁晚报今日聊城副主编张跃峰 →_→ tRYnOqqQ
[[eyes] @ qilu evening news @ the qilu evening news deputy editor liaocheng Zhang Yuefeng today - _ - tRYnOqqQ]

可是他什么衣服也没有穿呀！

我是小糗君：
情侣能力差距太大是什么样的体验？
[What kind of experience is couples ability gap is too big? ]

私信你们的糗事

卖炸鸡的翠花：
特别希望颖宝能演一下恶作剧之吻🤗🤗@赵丽颖
[特别希望颖宝能演一下恶作剧之吻🤗🤗@赵丽颖 ]

与我好，便是善

一湖茄子怪：
五五开马上被捶死，供出了pdd，pdd被捶死前花掉所有积蓄买了个时光机回到过去，告诉所有人：小心开。
[- immediately be beat to death, for out of the PDD, PDD was beat to death before spend all their savings to buy a time machine back to the past, tell everyone be careful. ]

Im seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure

山核桃瓜子代购：
睡吧睡吧我删了啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[吃瓜]
[Sleep sleep I deleted mew ahaha ha ha ha ha ha haeat the melon]

白敬亭正房

琉輝liuki：
其实我才是最应该收钱那个！又出人又出力，连化妆都要自理，不会画还得练习到后半夜[允悲]偏偏我是无偿劳动力[鄙视][鄙视][鄙视] tRYnWHSX
[In fact, I is the most should receive money that! Men and, even to provide for oneself makeup, not drawing have to practice past midnight [allow sad] it happened that I was free labor [despise] [despise] [despise] tRYnWHSX]

一个脱离了低级趣味的纯粹的人QAQ

我是旅行攻略菌：
瑞士夜晚的雪景，在灯光的映衬下温暖而美好，是童话世界没错了！
[The Swiss snow night, in the set off of light warm and beautiful, is a fairy tale world thats right! ]

世界很大，我想去看看，旅游航海士（-`ω´-）@我是旅行攻略君带你看世界这里有各种攻略简化你的旅行烦恼。商务合作加Q：

搞笑补习班：
七个杯子哪个先装满水？热传的图，答案五花八门！ #搞笑#
[Seven cups which filled with water first? Heat transfer in the figure, the answer is multifarious. Funny # #]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。内容搬运自网络，如有侵权，请私信删除。合作请私信

幽默搞笑叔叔：
哈哈哈是这样，我喜欢的人说什么都是对的！[憧憬]#搞笑幽默#
[Ha, ha, ha, I like of the person said what is right! [hope] # # funny humor]

我的微信号：xiaofushushu

yjjpaopao：
还记得我上个月月底说过啥吗
[Do you remember what I said at the end of last month]

为了梦想，为了荣耀。

猫小北的厕所读物：
清早一个包夜的男孩走出网吧 #搞笑#
[Early in the morning a package # # funny night the boy out of the Internet cafe]

每日更新最好玩的奇葩帖，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

看硅谷：
#北美身边事# 【碉堡了！底特律体育场爆破失败浓烟四起却屹立不倒】当地时间月日，美国底特律庞蒂亚克银穹顶体育场计划部分拆除。爆破现场浓烟滚滚，体育场建筑却屹立不倒。这里曾是美国NFL底特律雄狮队的主场，已空置十年之久。对此，当地官员表示：“当时建的太好了！” tRYnaeM
[# # North America side matter 【 fort! Detroit stadium blasting thick black smoke was pouring out failure is standing 】 local time, February nd Detroit pontiac silver dome stadium partly dismantled. Blasting smoke billowed from the scene, the stadium building is standing. This was in the NFL, Detroit lions home has been vacant for ten years. In response, local officials said was built too good! tRYnaeM]

美国硅谷地区高科技公司动态，生活实用信息，吃喝玩乐指南，尽在“看硅谷”。若有任何关于硅谷地区的精彩资讯需要分享，欢迎@我们！

搜查姬：
航拍中国震撼宣传片，从空中俯瞰我们生活的这片土地，绝对高燃，看得人真的热血沸腾！[酷]
#谜之微笑# #微博搞笑排行榜# #幽默搞笑# #搞笑视频# tRYnWEK
[Announcements of the aerial China shakes, and our lives from the air to the land, of absolute high burning, see person really excited! [cool] # mystery of smile list # # # # weibo funny humorous # # # tRYnWEK funny video]

为你努力着，加油

司机发车了：
五百块给你女友一个耳光行不行？

#谜之微笑##微博搞笑排行榜##套路满满##搞笑视频##段造英雄# tRYnOqpv
[Five hundred give your girlfriend a box on the ear line not line? # # # them smile list of routine with # # # # weibo funny funny video # # # tRYnOqpv made hero]

这是一辆搞笑的车，快关注上车！司机每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！VX

粉熊的微博：
卧槽……搜李宗瑞王予柔全集？[污][污][污]余文乐的王棠云？曾用名王予柔？就是曾经李宗瑞事件里的月事妹？[跪了][跪了] 好像在集，他们说在集，目测不准确……
[Oh my god... Search Justin lee king to supple complete? [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] shawn yue Wang Tangyun? Former name wang to soft? The flow in the younger sister was Justin lee event? ] [kneeling] [kneeling seemed to be set, they said in the set, visual inaccurate... ]

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每日家常菜：
今天教大家做一道农家小炒肉，微辣、焦香、蒜香混合一起让人食欲大增，想吃的赶紧马起来。#美食#
[Today teach you to do a farmhouse dishes of meat, spicy and burnt, garlic mixed together to increase appetite, eat the horse up quickly. Food # #]

供各种食谱、菜谱、小吃的做法，美味大家一起分享~有事请私信

搞笑君：
一A妹子把bra和G的闺蜜放在了一起...顿时被这差距辣出了眼泪[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] #搞笑#
[A sister put A bra and G girlfriends together... Immediately by this gap between hot out of the tears [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] # # funny]

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一句温暖的签名：
和一个人在一起，如果他给你的能量是让你每天都能高兴得起床，每夜都能安心得入睡，做每一件事都充满了动力，对未来满怀期待，那你就没有爱错人，最合适的感情，永远都不是以爱的名义互相折磨，而是彼此陪伴，成为对方的阳光。
[With a man, if he give you energy get up is to let you can happy every day, every night can set his mind at to sleep, do everything is filled with power, anticipation for the future, then you can not love the wrong person, the most appropriate emotion, never not torture each other in the name of love, but with each other, become each others sunshine. ]

每天更新最精彩的图文，关注我有好运♥

Ksssssss陈彬：
一天没睡[泪][泪]希望晚上好好休息下，争取明天发挥好点…
[Didnt sleep a day [tears] [] tears hope have a good rest at night, to do better tomorrow... ]

一个沉迷吃鸡的狼人杀主播…dota过气前职业选手！直播间panda.tv

丁太升：
偏见是个好东西，但愿你也有。
[Prejudice is a good thing, I hope you also have. ]

著名社会闲散人士

心中那一抹微光_：
“痛苦分两种，一种让你变得更强。另一种毫无价值，只是徒添折磨。”
[Pain points two kinds, a kind of make you stronger. Another kind of worthless, just ACTS add torture. ]