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北美吐槽君：
    “已经上大学了，化妆还是被家长说教（图）” ​​​
[Has been to college, makeup or preaching by parents (figure)]


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人民网：
    【年后你会后悔的件事】“要是……就好了”，绝对是世上最悲催的句型之一，人生没有“撤销键”。别为了取悦他人而戴着面具生活，别过于紧张每一件小事；别拒绝改变和成长……别让明天的自己，为今天后悔。共勉！[心] ​​​
[Years later you will regret thing 】 【 if only... Good , is definitely one of the worlds most miserable sentence pattern, a life without a cancel button. Dont wear masks to life to please others, dont be too nervous every little thing; Dont refuse to change and grow... Dont let tomorrows oneself regret today. ! [heart]]


报道全球 传播中国

日本土特产带够：
    痛了一晚。大概点之后过一阵痛一会，继续睡，一会儿又痛醒。刚点过彻底清醒了，用app记录了一会儿，我感觉这次不能是假的了。我现在准备起床去洗个澡，准备准备 ​​​
[Pain for a night. Points after a pain for a while, probably go back to sleep, then wake pain. Just point completely awake, recorded in the app for a moment, I feel this is a fake. Im ready to get up to take a bath, get ready]


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旭旭宝宝0818：
    昨晚一冲动，碎了多E的垫子，荒古太刀碎了，无尽贪食戒指了，无尽贪食手镯了，气气之息戒指和项链都了，只上了一个的手镯。。下了直播看了半天，后怕。。明天开始慢慢把戒指项链回一下吧，希望早点开大跨区把增幅保护拿过来，先带上一套的海博伦，到时候踏踏实实的送春节套吧，今年有 ​​​
[Last night a impulse, broken E mat, HuangGu too the knife broken, endless gluttony ring, endless gluttony bracelet, rate of gas gas ring and necklace, a bracelet. The only. For the live, dying.. Began slowly to ring necklace back to you tomorrow, hope to open the big inter-district get increase protection, first take a sea bollen, then send the Spring Festival is steadfast outfit, has this year]


我的直播间star.longzhuxuxubaobao

一句心情签名：
    人生需要三种姿态：对过去，要淡；对现在，要惜；对未来，要信。 ​​​​
[Need three kinds of attitude in life in the past, to light; For now, want to cherish; In the future, want to believe. ​​​​]


有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。

中国书画诗词院：
    【 长空朝雨歇，睡起觉精神 … 】 ​​​
[【 the sky the rain break, spirit sleep...]


一字一方圆，一笔一江山;一点一春色，一抹一冬寒;一心一世界，一生一百年，中国书画。

头条新闻：
    【“教科书式耍赖”案受害者遗体二次尸检 日内有结果】河北唐山“教科书式耍赖”事件受害者家属赵勇表示，父亲遗体开始复检。此前尸检结果显示受害者的死与交通事故有因果关系。随后，肇事者黄淑芬一方请律师提交鉴定异议书，要求进行再次鉴定。检查结果将在个工作日内公布。tRTgb ​​​
[【 textbook play to depend on results 】 victims remains a second autopsy days hebei tangshan victims families textbook play to depend on the event zhao yong, said father body began examining. After the autopsy results show that the victim with the death of traffic accident causation. After that, the perpetrators shu-fen huang side opposed to counsel submit appraisal, again asked for identification. Test results will be announced in a working days. tRTgb]


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安东尼写给不二的情书：
    愿你三冬暖，
愿你春不寒；
愿你天黑有灯，
下雨有伞；
愿你一路上，
有良人相伴。—— 亲爱的不二 ​​​​
[Wish you three warm winter, < br > wish you spring not cold; < br > may you have a dark light, < br > rain umbrella; < br > may you along the way, < br > accompanying beloved. - my dear not two]


有只兔子叫不二，它是安东尼的。难过时候，想要一只兔子，你可以叫它不二或亲爱的，它能治愈所有安东尼的伤痛。你需要不二吗？

经典丶古诗词：
    适合在书签上写的诗词或者句子[心] ​​​
[Suitable for poems written in the bookmarks or sentence [heart]]


一诗一词一幅画，一吟一舞一仙境。每天学点古诗词。

奏耐天津：
    #起床签到贴#先起床的，先来打卡签到吧，在床上、上厕所的不算哦！ ​​​
[Get up # sign in post # get up first, check in first, on the bed, go to the toilet doesnt count! ​​​]


【家乡微博】关心都市民生，关注都市发展。【最新、最快、最及时---报道天津的事情】【爱天津的孩纸都在这里！】

咱们一起去旅行：
    「日本自由行日攻略·大阪 京都 北海道 东京」
十天的行程过得真的很快！
日本真的是一个可以来很多次的国家。
P-前期准备
P- 大阪篇
P- 北海道篇
P 东京篇
作者：-宁馨- ​​​
[Japan free guide line day in Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto, Hokkaido, < br > days trip had really soon! < br > Japan is a country can come many times. < br > P - preparation Osaka article < br > < br > P - P - Tokyo, Hokkaido article < br > P < br > the author - rebeccalu -]


游览世界美景。咱们一起去旅行！

李敖观天下：
    你还记得他吗？蹬三轮近年，万善款，圆了个贫困孩子上学梦。一个冬天，他到天津耀华中学，递上饭盒里的元：“我干不动了，以后可能不能再捐了，这是我最后的一笔钱。”老师们全哭了。善良无私的老人，他就是白方礼先生 ！缅怀！ [心] ​​​
[Do you remember him? Rode a tricycle in recent years, charity, round a poor children go to school dream. One winter, he went to yao hua middle school in tianjin, pass the yuan in the lunch box I do not move, later may not be able to donate again, this is my last a sum of money. The teachers all cried. Kind and selfless man, he is Mr Bai Fangli! To remember! [heart]]


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猫小北的厕所读物：
    秀恩爱标准动作！这个拥抱 甜到不行，单身狗慎点！[doge] ​#搞笑# ​ ​​​
[Up a standard action. The sweet hug to no, single dog silently! [doge] # # funny]


每日更新最好玩的内容，最佳厕所伴侣。合作QQ

喷饭菌：
    【情感帖】接下来，点赞收获恋爱运[心] ​​​
[Next, emotional post 】 【 some great luck harvest love [heart]]


一个走心的逗比～

无节操啪叔：
    【情感帖】男朋友相机里的你，你是否深有感触。[允悲] ​​​
[Emotional post 】 【 boyfriend you in the camera, whether or not you. [allow sad]]


有事请找啪叔

一个迷人的小混蛋：
    今天宿醉，醒来洗澡敷了个面膜，坏人先生陪我去吃早茶，我一个人吃了干炒牛河，馄饨汤，生煎，虾饺，烧腊饭。下午给朋友们买好了圣诞礼物去看了场芭蕾。晚上朋友们租了条船去看light festival，回家做了一个apple brandy，ruby port加柠檬和nutmeg的punch，一边喝一边吃冰棒，看The Crown。高兴。 ​​​
[Hangover today, I woke, and apply a mask bathing, Mr Bad man accompany me to go for morning tea, I a person eat dry fry NiuHe, wonton soup, Fried, shrimp dumplings, mee. The afternoon got a Christmas gift for friends, to see a ballet. Friends rented a boat to see The light at night festival, home made an apple brandy, ruby port with lemon and nutmeg punch, while drinking eat popsicles, look at The Crown. Happy. ​​​]


留言转发点赞请克制，让我们友好的互不相识。

家常美食菜谱大全：
    妈妈再也不用担心我晚上挨饿了！ 超简单的四种小馅饼做法～[可爱] tRjkrJmL ​ ​​​
[Mother dont have to worry about I evening go hungry! Super simple four patties practice ~ cute tRjkrJmL]


爱美食爱生活

微天下：
    【沙特宣布女性也能开卡车骑机车】沙特阿拉伯个月前宣布结束女性开车禁令。日，沙特官员表示，该国女性也将能开卡车及骑机车。沙特国王萨勒曼月日颁布命令，允许女性驾车并责成相关部门天内组建一个高级别委员会监督执行。这个世界上唯一禁止女性驾车的国家将在明年月看到女性手握方向盘的身 ​​​
[【 the announcement of the Saudi women can truck driving motorcycle] Saudi Arabia months ago announced the end ban on women. Day, Saudi officials said, the countrys women will also be able to driving trucks and motorcycle. Saudi Arabias king salman decree on February nd, women are allowed to drive days and instruct the related department to form a high-level committee supervise the implementation. In this world the only country on female drivers will see next month women holding the steering wheel]


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全球糗事排行榜：
    杰伦你是不是太耿直了。。   #搞笑# ​​​​
[Jay if you are too blunt.. Funny # #]


★每日大量糗事、笑话、趣图大量放送，关注一下不会怀孕滴。你们的支持是我最大的动力^_^

SCC宽宽：
    试成功了😜 ​​​
[试成功了😜 ​​​]


世界这么大，我都要亲自去看看

江小爬LOVE：
    经过长长的期盼，多了更多期待。
终于.....见芳华。
有不一样的电影看🎬，是观众的幸福。 ​​​
[After a long awaited, much more. < br > finally... See the youth.
有不一样的电影看🎬，是观众的幸福。 ​​​]


工作室邮箱JYY@hehehuayuan 工作联络：陈先生-- 公益负责人齐女士邮箱：@

何爷微博：
    转发，也是一种态度，别跟我说是一种中立的观点。 ​​​
[Forward, is also a kind of attitude, dont give me a neutral point of view. ​​​]


电影从业者+玩家+边缘人+吃盒饭的=劳苦大众

俄罗斯什么值得买：
    当你急需要拍照却找不到好的背景时，承认你也这样过[偷笑] ​​​
[When you need to take photos but couldnt find a good background, admit that you are such a [laugh]]


中俄自媒体人俄语人老罗，微信公共号俄语之家ruclub创办者

世界最搞排行榜：
    丑陋的价值观，大家千万不要被说服。 ​#搞笑# ​​​
[The ugly values, everyone dont convinced. Funny # #]


每日分享热门内容，让您开心一笑！

美食点评员：
    [馋嘴]不需要加糖依旧口感松软，清甜可口的红枣牛奶发糕，制作超简单的~ ​​​
[[available] dont need sugar still taste soft, sweet and delicious red jujube milk steamed sponge cake, make super easy ~]

这不是历史：
    中国最牛的个汉字，你能认出几个呢？ 转给你的朋友试一试！ ​​​
[Chinas best Chinese characters, can you recognize a few? Try to your friend! ​​​]


只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。 合作联系QQ：

每日家常菜：
    热气腾腾的南瓜糕，咬一口甜甜糯糯，松香绵软 ​​​​#美食# ​​​
[Steaming pumpkin cakes, sweet bite TianNuo, rosin soft food # #]


供各种食谱、菜谱、小吃的做法，美味大家一起分享~有事请私信

世界搞笑排行榜：
    冬天到了，姑娘们我只能帮你们到这了 #搞笑幽默# ​​​
[Winter arrived, the girls I can only help you to this # # funny humor]


搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、亮点内容。 合作联系qq

唯美系经典语录：
    小时候的生气总是眨眼就忘，长大了的伤痕却难遗忘。伤害一旦造成，再多的道歉也难以回到原先的融洽。 ​​​
[Grow up angry always blink you forget, the wound is hard to forget. Once damage caused, apology is more difficult to return to the original. ​​​]


一句唯美心语，治愈、温暖人心

杨忠海-：
    【物以类聚，人以群分】人与人不是都可以信任，心与心不是都愿意付出诚恳。不做廉价的自己，不一厢情愿去迎合别人，圈子不同，不必强融。靠谱的人却会感染你如何取得进步。将时间浪费在别人身上，倒不如专心做自己喜欢的事情。不断去学习，提高个人品质、气质和魅力，这才是值得自己去努力的事情！ ​​​
[Birds of a feather flock together, birds of a feather flock together not people can trust, is not, is willing to pay a sincere heart and heart. Dont be cheap, dont wishful thinking to cater to others, circle is different, dont have to be strong. Of people become infected with you how to make progress. Will waste time on others, it is better to concentrate on doing the thing that oneself like. Continue to learn, improve personal quality and temperament and charm, it is worth to effort! ​​​]


信仰、信念、信心、信用

阅读小镇：
    拼命对一个人好，生怕做错一点对方就不喜欢你，这不是爱，而是取悦。分手后觉得更爱对方，没他就活不下去，这不是爱情是不甘心。你拼命工作努力做人，生怕别人会看不起你，这不是要强，而是恐惧。许多人被情绪控制，只敢抓住而不敢放弃。但什么都不敢放弃，你活得多累。 ​ ​​​
[Good hard to a person, afraid to do a little wrong each other just dont like you, this is not love, but please. After break up feel more love each other, didnt he cant live, this is not love is unwilling. You work hard, hard for fear that others will look down on you, this is not better, but fear. Many people were emotional control, only dare to give up. But what all cant give up, you live more tired. ​ ​​​]


作家，今于静谧的小镇停留，读书写作▼合作请私信

星座爱情001：
    最心酸的事情是两个人从无话不说到无话可说，能让你笑的人是最爱你的，能让你哭的人却是你最爱的，恋爱就是先红了脸，后来红了眼，终究不过一场梦 梦醒 各自南北，也许这就是爱情； ​​​​
[The sad thing is that two people from no words dont say to have nothing to say, the man who can make you laugh is love you, who can make you cry is your favorite, love is the first red in the face and then red eye, but after all a dream waking up north and south respectively, and perhaps this is love; ​​​​]


星座达人，爱情感悟，时尚前沿！ | 合作QQ：

美食天天见：
    教你在家自制香酥芝麻蛋卷，只需简单几步就能轻松搞定，好吃到爆，口感还倍儿好[太开心] ​​​
[Teach you homemade crispy Fried sesame rolls at home, just simple steps can easily calm, delicious to explode, tasted not good times son [quite happy]]


营养美食，吃遍中国！微博合作加QQ

深圳交警：
    #年深圳国际马拉松#目前，参加马拉松交通保障的蜀黍已经到现场，今天的天气有些冷！记得保暖！[心][心][心] ​​​
[Shenzhen international marathon # # years at present, the marathon traffic security of sorghum has been to the scene, the weather today some cold! Remember to keep warm! [heart] [heart] [heart]]


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