@刺猬_Sir哈哈哈 厉害了 五个人[doge][doge][doge]
[@ hedgehog _Sir hahaha much five [doge] [doge] [doge]]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
微博搞笑排行榜：预告今晚分互动题目：“评论里留下，你手机里最搞笑的一张图片”。（本条预告分钟后删除）
[Forecast tonight in interactive topic leaving comments, your cell phone is the most funny picture. (this article forecast minutes remove)]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
小野妹子学吐槽：很久没这么热腾腾了@祁不想言温暖，感人肺腑！！快点进去！！超级甜的小甜饼[失望][失望][失望]@酱油炖蛋小姐姐深夜感受到了温暖[太开心]@王小呆看了评论我就安心了！
[Havent so hot @ qi dont want to say a warm and touching!!!!! Come on in!! Super sweet cookies [disappointed] [disappointed] [disappointed] @ soy sauce braised egg little sister felt the warmth at night [quite happy] @ king stay would be reassuring to see the comments I!]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
顶尖设计：为什么讨厌现在的自己，因为你缺少改变的勇气
[Why, hate yourself right now because you lack the courage to change]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
但斌：@腾腾爸[作揖][作揖]
[@ filled with dad [bowing] [bowing]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@邂逅奇迹只有输得起当下
[@ encounter the miracle only lose up the present]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@鲁振旺当时冠县书记曾昭起推行百日无孩运动，在大山东形成了巨大的旋涡效应，很多县争相效仿，多少小孩子。。。。。他很快得到领导的赏识，仅仅两年后就升任聊城副书记，最后官至省国资委主任，我想说的是，为官者利用错误的决策来为升职铺路的时候，他最后一定会得到报应的
[@ LuZhenWang secretary at that time, guan Ceng Zhaoqi implementation of one hundred days no child movement, in shandong has formed a huge vortex effect, many of his county rushed to follow, how many child... He quickly get the appreciation of leadership, promotion to vice secretary of liaocheng, after only two years last officer to provincial sasac director, I want to say is, WeiGuanZhe using the wrong decision to pave the way for a promotion, he finally will come home to roost]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[赞]@任仁雄结婚时买的很便宜很普通的戒指，一直说条件允许了要给领导换一对好的戒指。说起这事才想起来这两天出差错过了结婚纪念日和冬至陪伴家人[泪][拳头]@燕过无痕任总的大金戒指[哈哈]
[[who] @ Ren Renxiong buy cheap is very common at the time of the marriage ring, always say conditions allow for leadership in a pair of good ring. About this matter just to think of it this two days on a business trip to miss the wedding anniversary and the winter solstice with his family [tears] [fist] @ yan non-trace head of daikin ring (ha ha)]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
一块去旅行：即将结束，你的旅行愿望又完成了多少呢？尚未开启的旅程，让@驴妈妈旅游 助你一臂之力！从明天起，发现你身边#来自新世界的邀请#新年礼盒，收下这份神秘的礼物与祝福，把立过的旅行flag逐个实现，让自己的人生更有故事，#向新世界出发#吧！
[Travel is coming to an end, your desire and completed? Not yet open journey, let @ donkey mother travel help you! Starting from tomorrow, find your side # # from the new world to invite New Year gift box, accept this mysterious gift and blessing, the vertical travel flag to realize them one by one, let your life more stories, # # to start in the new world! ]
我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：
但斌：@股道热肠也你买到了几只？
[@ good Joe fields is also you bought a few?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@任仁雄[笑cry][作揖][握手]@北宇星珩@任仁雄 看到你了。[挤眼]
[@ Ren Renxiong [laugh cry] [bowing] [shake hands] @ the north star plover @ Ren Renxiong seen you for a long time. [eye]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@黄刚推荐学习！@翻滚吧牛赤坊就喜欢这种实在的文章~
[@ Huang Gang recommend learning! @ jump cattle red fang like this article ~ really]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@邂逅奇迹转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging @ encounter miracle]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：祝贺🎊🍾️🎈🐂@老曾阿牛[赞]
[祝贺🎊🍾️🎈🐂@老曾阿牛[赞]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 山东大妈公交车上用一段充满人生哲学的老年Rap教你做人！这押韵技巧，吴亦凡听了想转身！tRTkiPP
[# # shandong aunt bus travel life philosophy with a full of life of older Rap to teach you to be! This rhyming skills, queer wu listened to want to turn! tRTkiPP]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
但斌：@好脾气转发微博
[@ good temper forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
汽车之家：#晚安家人# 现在越来越多的车型采用家族化设计，在保证了风格统一的同时，似乎少了一些个性，对此你怎么看？
[# # good night family now more and more cars use family-based design, at the same time of guarantee the style is unified, seems to be a few individual character, what do you think of this? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
但斌：@君众咨询邓学君回复@完全赶不上计划星人是的。所以不少上市公司就干脆把富余资金拿去理财，确是不敢盲目上新项目。@完全赶不上计划星人股民一方面希望有稳定收入，一方面希望公司每年都有新的利润增长点，但是新的利润增长点往往伴随着风险
[@ jun the consulting Deng Xuejun reply @ completely miss plan star people yes. So many simply take surplus funds of listed company financial management, do not blindly on new projects. @ completely couldnt catch up with plan, I hope to have a stable income of people on the one hand, on the one hand, want every year there are new profit growth point, but the new profit growth point is often accompanied by risk]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：@洪怀懋朝鲜要搞经济了？
[@ HongHuaiMao north Korea to the economy?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
音悦台：#鹿晗#的《勋章》每次听都给人力量，“而我受过的伤，都是我的勋章”睡前听一首歌激励正在努力的自己吧，你的梦想就是你的武器，努力往前，“不管明天的路有多漫长，我再次启航，带着我的勋章”[心][心]tRaicBF
[# # Lu Han medal every time listening to all power to the person, and I have received the injury, it is my medal is trying to listen to a song motivation yourself before going to sleep, your dream is your weapon, effort forward, no matter how long the road tomorrow, and I set sail once again, with my medal of [heart] [heart] tRaicBF]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass
但斌：@羊总之花菜炒蟹转发微博
[@ sheep Fried cauliflower crab forwarding microblogging anyway]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：[心][鲜花][作揖]@张家湖的鱼：作为同龄人，我深切地感受到了但总的家国情怀。
[[heart] [flowers] [bowing] @ Zhang Guhu fish as peers, I deeply felt but overall the country feelings.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
尼尼刀刀：我们要让世界了解云南🤗🤗🤗🤗 tRUyrpm
[我们要让世界了解云南🤗🤗🤗🤗 tRUyrpm ]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
尼尼刀刀：只要你努力[拳头][拳头]世界的舞台是你的[太开心]加油刀爷💪💪💪 tRUyrpm
[只要你努力[拳头][拳头]世界的舞台是你的[太开心]加油刀爷💪💪💪 tRUyrpm ]
老天最公平的事就是每个人一天都只有小时，关键是我们如何利用它^o^
但斌：看到六姨发到家人圈里的这首歌，优美的旋律响起，泪流满面。第一次听到这首歌还是在年前，在秦城号牢房和@陶永谊 一起的时刻，他唱起这首歌……从此听到山楂树就回忆起那段青葱激情的岁月，我们的忧郁、忧伤中满怀希望……此刻，在白雪皑皑的日本北海道二世谷平安夜的前夜，玫瑰宝宝睡在我的身边，...全文： m.weibo
[Six aunt to see family in the song, beautiful melody rang, tears streaming down her face. The first time I heard this song or years ago, in qincheng prison and @ TaoYongYi moment together, he sang this song... Ever hear the hawthorn tree is recalled the scallions passion of years, our depression, sorrow, hope... At the moment, in the valley of snow-covered Japan Hokkaido ii on the eve of the Christmas Eve, rose baby to sleep in my side,... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：总是和大家不在同一频道，微博上看各种评论哭成🐶，对不起我没有哭，我不知道为什么哭不明白哪里是泪点，现场中甚至有点混沌不知道是电影里啜泣声还是身边人的流泪声。对我而言，缺少共鸣，但也有相似，比如小萍受排挤就像学生时代的校园暴力。最深的语言与最爱的镜头就是配图了。相拥的满足与内心的...全文： m.weibo
[总是和大家不在同一频道，微博上看各种评论哭成🐶，对不起我没有哭，我不知道为什么哭不明白哪里是泪点，现场中甚至有点混沌不知道是电影里啜泣声还是身边人的流泪声。 For me, the lack of resonance, but there are also similar, such as XiaoPing crowd out like I was a student of school violence. The deepest language and favorite lens is illustrated. Embrace the satisfaction and inner... The full text m. eibo]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
卢健生：英文说的标准，是他成功其中一个原因。
[English standard, it is one of the reasons for his success.]
Z CAM, CEO
小浪同学爱吐槽：【澳街头现两考拉打架 打得不可开交一地考拉毛[允悲]】澳大利亚一名女司机开车在路上，碰到两只考拉打架打得难解难分，任凭司机怎么按喇叭都停不下来。最后，还能看到考拉毛还飞了一地...逗趣实拍↓↓ps.看来是真生气啊......tRHpmh
[【 bay street is now locked in a Titanic two koalas fight a to them [allow sad]] MAO an Australian women drivers drive on the road, met two koalas fight emi, let the driver how to stop riding on the horn. In the end, still can see the koala MAO also fly a... Funny scene shooting left left ps. Seems to be really angry ah... tRHpmh]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
顶尖设计：苏格兰的鹿 by John Betts
[Scotlands deer by John Betts]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
卢健生：还有相信法拉第电动车的幻觉。@伍动摇佰：科技圈四大幻觉：facebook入华，谷歌重返中国，索尼倒闭，wp崛起！
[And believe that Faraday electrics illusion. @ wu moved hk science and technology circle four big illusion facebook into China, Google to return to China, SONYs collapse, wp rise!]
Z CAM, CEO
小野妹子学吐槽：讲一个你亲身经历的倒追男神女神 最终成功的甜蜜故事，让大家在浪漫的圣诞来临之际，都能重新相信爱情吧～
[Tell a you experience the male god goddess ultimately successful sweet story, let it be a romantic Christmas approaching, can again believe in love ~]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：顺其自然[二哈]@阅读手册：“不愉快的事情都应该翻篇了，要往好的方面发展了。”
[Let nature take its course,] [two @ read the handbook the unpleasant things should turn piece, to go to the right direction. ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：【地铁色狼猥亵女孩理直气壮 见到警察秒怂[摊手]】日，深圳女子小易在会展中心地铁站下车时，遭遇“咸猪手”，被一男子趁乱掐了臀部！小易用手机拍摄留存证据，不料拍到一半手机被男子打落，实拍男子全程硬气↓↓直到女孩报警，男子秒怂，不停道歉...[黑线]↓↓tRHKFnD
[【 subway sex maniac molesting girl justly See the police seconds the unintelligent [stand hand]], the shenzhen woman little easy to get off at the conference and exhibition center station, the harbor groping, was a man take advantage of the disorder choked the hips! Small and easy to use cell phone video evidence, only to get phone is half man strike, make man the whole car-scrapping left left until the girl alarm, unintelligent man seconds, apologize... The black left left tRHKFnD down]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：#出行生活# 天辣，这是虾米车型？[允悲][允悲][允悲]tRTFwfAj
[# # days travel life spicy, this is shrimp models? [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRTFwfAj]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：封面人物，中国速度！[good]@徐嘉余：厉害了厉害了[跪了]
[Cover, China speed! [good] more than @ Xu Jia much much] [kneeling]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
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