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新浪汽车：
#出行生活#下午五点左右，北京慈云寺家乐福停车场，白车的女司机不知道怎么就开成这样了，车底下还压着一辆送外卖的电动车，外卖小哥受伤已送医...[吃惊]
[# # travel life around five o clock in the afternoon, Beijing carrefour CiYun temple parking lot, car white women drivers do not know how to open like this, is also holding up underneath a delivery of electric vehicles, take-away little elder brother injured have been taken away... [surprised]]

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一只不会说话的蘑菇：
一手好牌打得稀烂。
[A good hand to powder. ]

外向的孤独患者有何不可 😶

但斌：
回复@奋青始于[作揖][心][鲜花]@奋青始于不攀比，做好自己该做的事，这是自信，这是坦荡，这是胸怀，这种人往往活的简单轻松[赞]@但斌回复@沙漠之茶[作揖][心][鲜花]@沙漠之茶但总无疑是一位浪漫的完美主义者！[赞][心][鲜花]
[Reply @ courageously green began [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ courageously green began not comparing, do the thing you should do, this is confident, this is magnanimous, this is mind, these people tend to live simple and easy [who] @ but bin reply @ desert tea [bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ desert tea but always is a romantic perfectionist! [who] [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑：
超级热爱乒乓球是一种什么体验，乒乓球狂人的日常，爱乒乓球胜过一切[允悲]tRTESm （松鼠视频）
[Super love for table tennis is a kind of experience, table tennis fanatic everyday, love table tennis than all [allow sad] tRTESm (squirrel video)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

但斌：
[作揖][心][鲜花]@阿木木快死了：我是一个小散户，但总是实实在在为了客户着想，坚定的价值投资者，去年看了您对茅台的分析收益颇大，虽然没茅台但是满仓了五粮液，今年利润翻倍还省心。
[[bowing] [heart] [flowers] @ wood dying I love you, I am a small retail, truly, truly, but it is always for the sake of the customer firm value investors, last year saw you on the analysis of the maotai earns a lot of big, although not maotai manchang wuliangye, double profits this year also worry.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

知乎：
@KY主创们：「弗洛伊德在一个岁孩子的游戏中发现，人们会不合常理地重复那些令自己痛苦的行为。当妈妈离开时，孩子会开始扔自己最心爱的玩具，扔完了又会感到失落，于是把玩具捡回来，但过一阵子他又会重复上述行为，就像很多人总是在当下的生活里反复上演过去的经历。」👉tRTnbOnD
[@ KY creators Freud discovered at the age of a childs game, people would be irrational to repeat those painful behavior. When the mother left, the child will start to throw their favorite toys, throw up and feel lost, then picked up the toy back, but after a while he will repeat the behavior, like a lot of people are always in the present life on past experience over and over again. 👉tRTnbOnD ]

发现更大的世界

李开复：
[偷笑]你需要哪几种？
[[laughing] what kinds do you need? ]

创新工场CEO，媒体联系：press@chuangxin

但斌：
[作揖][心][鲜花]@天匠手工地毯韩建立@但斌 @周迪伦一个人，买了我们一条丝毯，今天给我们发来一篇文章，才知道是著名的作家，渐冻人丁铭。丁铭感动了很多人。
[[bowing] [heart] [flowers] artisan handmade carpet establish @ @ day but bin @ Zhou Dilun one, we bought a silk carpet, send us an article today, just know is a famous writer, freezing Ding Ming gradually. Ding Ming moved many people.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：我在单位和一个男同事关系不太好，然后这个男同事也认识我男友，两人偶尔一起打球，除了打球他们无其他太多联系。我告诉男友说我跟这位同事关系不好，他在工作上经常怼我，我不希望你还跟他在一起打球，这样我感觉很不好！而且这位男同事知道我不喜欢他还天天在我面前约我男友打篮球...全文： m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I am in the unit and a male colleague relationship is not very good, and the male colleague also meet my boyfriend, two people occasionally play together, in addition to play them without too much other contact. I told her boyfriend said I have a bad relationship with the colleagues, he often Dui me in my work, I dont want you to play with him, so I feel very bad! And the male colleagues know that I dont like him also play basketball every day in front of me about my boyfriend... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

优酷：
看资讯是横着看？还是竖着看？颠来倒去太浪费时间。优酷APP资讯频道更新啦！没有了繁琐的横竖屏切换，竖着手机同样能看视频短资讯，这个贴心升级，哎呦，不错哦。#这世界很酷# tRTTstKX
[Information is sideways look? Still stand? Turned it is a waste of time. Youku channel APP information update! Without a lot of screen switch, with the mobile phone can also see a short video information, this close to upgrade, oh, good. # # tRTTstKX cool in the world]

薛蛮子：
第三排右数第人
[The third row right number first]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

冷笑话精选：
小男孩剪头发要露出额头才好看，不信你瞧帅不帅[doge]tRTnwrX
[Little boy haircut to reveal his forehead just good-looking, not letter you look handsome not handsome doge tRTnwrX]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
#家家新车图解##马自达CX-#【解读低配车实拍马自达CX-自动豪华型】马自达CX-这款精致的小型SUV可算是引入中国市场了，这款产品自海外发布以来一直备受消费者关注，毕竟不少人对于马自达打造这种精致小个头车型都抱有很大的期待。因此，消费者都期望马自达CX-发布后可以尽快引入国内，给小型SUV市...全文： m.weibo
[# every new graphic CX - # # # Mazda [read low with CX - automatic luxury car make Mazda 】 Mazda CX - the delicate small SUV is introduced into the Chinese market, the product since overseas distribution has been praised by consumer attention, after all, a lot of people for Mazda makes the delicate small size models have great expectations. Therefore, consumers are expected to CX - after the release of Mazda can bring home as soon as possible, to small SUV city... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
#车市解码#【[加油]月销量+折扣排行榜大揭秘！】月家轿销量排行榜第一名依旧是大众朗逸，SUV市场上汽通用五菱继续摘得桂冠！你的车销量如何？来看本期“车市解码”吧！@微博汽车 @汽车视频 @购车帮帮忙 tRTnZwBj
[# # market decoding [[oil] month sales + discount list the uncensored!] Home car sales ranking first name is still a Volkswagen lavida, wuling SUV market continue crowned! How is your car sales? To see this car decoding! @ twitter @ car video @ shopping help tRTnZwBj]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
真心恳求各位互联网大佬考虑一下，给一次修改淘宝、贴吧、微信用户名的机会[跪了]
[Sincerely implore you Internet bosses consider, give a modify clean out treasure, post bar, micro credit account opportunity] [kneeling]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报：
【大熊猫便便做成纸巾了！要不要买一包来擦擦嘴？[允悲]】大熊猫吃完竹子后，大概小时后就会排出，竹纤维通过粪便的形式排泄出来。而在竹子造纸的工艺流程中，有一道工序正是获取竹纤维。大熊猫消化的过程，就是提取竹纤维的过程。近日，某纸业公司生产出了大熊猫便便纸巾。来一包不？（成都商报）
[The giant panda poop into a paper towel! Want to buy a pack of to wipe your mouth? [allow sad]] after the panda eat the bamboo, probably will discharge after hours, the bamboo fiber by the form of feces excretion. In the papermaking process of bamboo, there is a process is to obtain the bamboo fiber. Giant pandas digestive process, is the process of extraction of bamboo fiber. Recently, a paper company produced a giant panda poop paper towels. To a pack of? (chengdu commercial daily)]

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微博搞笑排行榜：
嗯[摊手]
[Well [stand hand]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

青年时报：
#CCTV挑战不可能#【张着嘴看完这段视频他竟然看画识别出了创作者[吃惊]】在个孩子个评委中，找到曾经在张画纸上进行创作的个人，从事心理精神疾病诊断与治疗工作多年的医学博士严虎，仅通过观察和几个简单问题，竟然%正确！（火腿肠抢镜了[允悲]）tRTnhwru
[# CCTV challenge the impossible # 【 mouth finish see this video He had to look at the picture to identify the creator [surprised]] in a child of the judges, found in personal, produced on the piece of paper in the psychological diagnosis and treatment of mental illness for many years, m.d., Ph.D., YanHu, only through the observation and some simple questions, % right! (rob mirror the sausages) [done sorrow] tRTnhwru]

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MIUI：
#MIUI天天拍#第期评选开始了！这些作品你最喜欢哪个？快来投上你的一票。第一名将获得个米家恒温电水壶 [爱你] tRTnvStZ
[# # beautiful MIUI shoot every day the first phase of the selection has begun! These works which you like best? Come and vote for your on. The winner will receive a m home constant temperature electric kettle tRTnvStZ love you []]

MIUI米柚，基于Android深度定制，坚持每周升级持续进化，成为你离不开的贴心伙伴！

薛蛮子：
回复@钱塘段某某喵哈哈！汉语拼音不记得了@钱塘段某某喵您老还是试试语音输入吧，这么几个字就错了俩，手写识别度不靠谱吧[嘻嘻]
[Reply @ qiantang paragraph so-and-so meow ha ha! Dont remember hanyu pinyin @ qiantang paragraph so-and-so meow you old still try voice input, so few words are wrong, spend wonky handwriting recognition (hee hee)]

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薛蛮子：
換了一套智取威虎山的打拐，酷吗？
[In a siege of the crackdown, cool? ]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

卢健生：
收到微博台历，其实，我更想要微博T恤。[笑cry]
[Received weibo, desk calendar, in fact, Id like to weibo T-shirt. [laughing cry]]

Z CAM, CEO

猫扑：
即使害怕，颤着抖我也要吃，摊上这么个主人心好累 tRTRbBN
[Even fear, their shaking, I also want to eat, there is a heart very tired tRTRbBN master]

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优酷：
#电视剧将军在上#戏里鬼点子颇多的小郡王@盛一伦，片场可谓“戏精”附体，不停地碰瓷@马思纯装作被打的样子实在太好笑了[哈哈]#酷剧场#
tRTEDbDV
[# # general TV series in the scene to pull a lot of small county king @ a Aaron, set a pure play appendage, keep touch porcelain @ Sandra pretended to be playing it was hilarious (ha ha) # # cool theater tRTEDbDV]

小野妹子学吐槽：
只剩不到两周了，我们却一事无成...不过幸好，我们还有一整年可以用来丧[微笑]
[With less than two weeks, we have nothing... But fortunately, we have a whole year can be used to loss [smiles]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

薛蛮子：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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冷笑话精选：
看谁最近有要去的[并不简单]@怀念少年Fantasy感觉上海白去这么多次了[笑cry]@豆瓣说马住
[See who have recently going to [] are not simple @ miss young Fantasy feeling of Shanghai white went so many times [laugh cry] @ douban said the horse]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
节日并不重要，重要的是身边陪你的那个人[悲伤]#最暖心or最扎心的圣诞节#
[Holiday is not important, the important thing is the man who accompany you [sad] # # or the heart the most warm heart Christmas]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博搞笑排行榜：
冷冷的冬天总想买些暖暖的衣服，不想和路人撞款，要把小众穿出大牌的感觉才是真正的时尚[挤眼]，@美西时尚meici 一下入驻了位全球设计师，超多高级好看的单品。明天美西#圣诞购特别#活动就开始了，点还有大牌秒杀，听一听就热血沸腾，我已经卯足劲儿抢货了。小仙女们也逛逛呗，祝你们找到美好的圣...全文： m.weibo
[Cold winter always want to buy some warm clothes, dont want to and walkers hit, to small to wear a big feeling is the true fashion [eye], @ the spanish-american meici once into a global fashion designers, more than senior nice item. Tomorrow the spanish-american # # Christmas purchase special activity began, some with big seconds kill, listen to and then have a boiling passion, I have been stretching the matter out. Little fairies also visit bai, I wish you find better st... The full text m. eibo]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#【土豪搬毛硬币买宝马店员数到手抽筋[笑cry]】月日，福建莆田一名男子买下一辆近万的宝马车，首付万多，他表示只能用零钱来付。S店经理和销售人员去他家拉回多箱五毛钱硬币！有钱真是任性啊[跪了][跪了][跪了]tRTQJlxO
[# # travel life 【 local tyrants moved several hand cramps MAO COINS to buy BMW clerk [laugh cry]] month day, fujian putian a man bought a nearly all BMW vehicles, down more, he said can only be used to pay for change. S the store manager and sales staff to visit his family back to many cases of five cents coin! Money was a headstrong] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling tRTQJlxO]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

苍井空：
我的头发长了。还有我的鼻子上长了粉刺。。。
[My hair is long. And my nose long acne... ]

大家好！我是苍井空. 有时演电影,唱歌,有时在电视节目中露露脸。为了更好的交流.我在努力地学习中文ing 工作邮箱：solaaoi@sina

但斌：
发表了博文《我们只需要做正确的事情!》@但斌朋友问我与同行比是否有压力，我说没有！我们只需要做正确的事情，余下的交由上帝来完成！我也没有刻意追求规模，顺其自然，为什么分红？我对我们投资的企业充满信心tRTEJBa
[Published a post we only need to do the right thing to do! With peers than @ but bin friends asked me if I have pressure, I said no! We only need to do the right thing to do, the rest to the god to finish! I am not deliberately pursue scale, let nature take its course, why dividends? I have confidence in our investment enterprise tRTEJBa]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

卢健生：
交通运输成本也高于发达国家的一倍以上？真的假的？[吃惊]
[Transportation costs are higher than that of developed countries more than double? Really? [surprised]]

Z CAM, CEO

优酷：
爱情来时，丘比特会射出一支箭矢，[爱你]
迅疾而来，锋芒不可挡。
来自@马苏的温馨提示：
距离优酷#爱的时差#开播还有天！[太开心]
月日起每周五优酷独播，与你相见。
[When love comes, will shoot an arrow Cupid arrow, [love] you rapidly-changing and sharpness. from @ su warm prompt distance between the time difference between youku # love # premiere and day! [quite happy] month date WuYou cool run every week, to meet with you. ]