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新浪新闻客户端：
感情被拿来量化真的好吗？
[Affection is used to quantify really good?]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

微博搞笑排行榜：
😍😍 @joylovebiu 我也喜欢这样的将暮未暮
[😍😍 @joylovebiu WoYeXiHuanZheYangDeJiangMuWeiMu]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

新浪新闻客户端：
[哆啦A梦吃惊]@手机上的新浪 [失望][失望]
[[doraemon surprised] @ sina [disappointed] [disappointed] on the phone]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
#梁文道一千零一夜#发福利！与道长面对面聊人生。月日道长开机录制，邀你共启夜晚暴走模式。只要关注@看理想视频在征集活动下留言，你就有机会获得探班机会，与道长一起去寻找都市人渐渐遗忘的阅读乐趣~提前预告改版后的一千零一夜将在年月日正式回归！
[# # for one thousand nights hair welfare! With the long chat face to face life. Date of long boot record, we invite you rev outbreak mode at night. As long as the focus @ the ideal video under the solicitation message, you have a chance to get the set, with long to find the city gradually forgotten reading fun ~ early warning after the revision of one thousand nights will officially return on (date) (month) (year). ]

汽车之家：
#晚安家人#面对如雨后春笋一样的新能源汽车力量，你更看好哪家？
[# # good night family face have mushroomed as new energy automobile power, which you prefer? ]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端：
原谅我笑蹦了，史上最全的打针合集，全程高能，第一个要小声看[嘘][嘘]
tRTmJ
[Forgive me smile jumped down, in the history of the most comprehensive collection of injection, the high energy, the first want to quietly see [SHH] [SHH] < br > tRTmJ]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端：
可以说是很精髓了，原来骂人可以这么过瘾，这么文明，这么搞笑，啊哈哈哈哈[哈哈][哈哈] tRTKA
[Can be said to be the very essence, the original call names can be so enjoyable, so civilized, so funny, mew ahaha ha ha ha ha (ha ha) tRTKA]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
[作揖][赞][心]@Abcdeffdd：但总好，正在看你的书：时间的玫瑰。确实好
[[bowing] [who] [heart] @ Abcdeffdd but all good, is reading your book the rose of time. Really good]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
都是大神啊~惹不起惹不起[doge][doge]，隔着屏幕都能感受到疼[顶] tRTUr
[Is a great god ~ not to be taunted not to be taunted [doge] [doge], across the screen can feel pain [cap] tRTUr]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端：
这才是和朋友一起拍照的正确姿势！哈哈哈哈蛇精病啊！要疯就一起[笑哈哈][笑哈哈] tRTUsQv
[This is the only right posture photos with friends! Ha ha ha ha mental derangement! Want to crazy together [laugh] [laugh] tRTUsQv]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪新闻客户端：
可以说是很精髓了，原来骂人可以这么过瘾，这么文明，这么搞笑，啊哈哈哈哈[哈哈][哈哈] tRTydld
[Can be said to be the very essence, the original call names can be so enjoyable, so civilized, so funny, mew ahaha ha ha ha ha (ha ha) tRTydld]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
可是睡到自然醒真的很爽[二哈]
[Sleep to nature to wake can be really cool ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

但斌：
发表了博文《凯文·凯利最新演讲：《十大科技趋势——有史以来最好的时代》》凯文·凯利最新演讲：《十大科技趋势——有史以来最好的时代》--阿里铁军《连线》（Wired）杂志创始主编、《失控tRTUaeH
[Published the post the latest speech Kevin kelly ten big trend of science and technology and the best time ever, Kevin kelly latest speech ten big trend of science and technology and the best time ever - ali tiejun Wired (Wired) magazines founding editor, the runaway tRTUaeH]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
美国加息，但美股互联网巨头表现强劲，反而中概股表现偏弱，包括阿里巴巴与腾讯。
[To raise interest rates in the United States, the Internet giant is strong, but us equities are stocks instead of the weak, including alibaba and tencent. ]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端：
【帝师直播实锤开UU：赚够钱就出国中国人素质低下】帝师今晚直播再锤五五开和UU，五五开前员工爆料：UU说绝对不可能嫁给开，以后肯定会跟五五开分手，中国人素质太低，赚够钱就去外国生活。李易峰和吴亦凡等几位明星也躺枪了…内容有点多[跪了]，需要好好消化↓↓tRTLnjW
[【 royal preceptor live real hammer open UU a low quality to earn enough money to go abroad to Chinese 】 royal preceptor live hammer UU tu again tonight, - former employee disclosure UU said absolutely not marry, will break up with -, after the Chinese quality is too low, earn enough money to go and live in foreign. Li yi feng and wu queer etc. Several star also innocent... Content is a little bit more] [kneeling, needs to be digested left left tRTLnjW]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

但斌：
今天听各位专业委员会的委员聊对年市场的看法，再一次感慨：“能坐在这里的久经沙场*屹立不倒*的基金经理人，确实是一顶一顶尖的高手……受益匪浅！[作揖][赞][心]”
[Today to listen to your professional committee member to chat to in view of the market, once again feeling can I sit here in the standing battle-hardened * * of fund managers, is indeed a top, top player... A lot! [bowing] [who] [heart]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

音悦台：
【晚安】小提琴演奏版#WANNA·ONE#《Beautiful》，好好听~ 不要太厉害[跪了]tRTAU
[Violin playing version # good night 】【 WANNA · ONE# Beautiful, good good ~ dont be too severe] [kneeling tRTAU]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

知乎：
#知乎放映室# 「铁齿铜牙两片嘴，百姓心中有了你。」👉tRTAVF
[# zhihu projection booth # TieChiTongYa two mouth, and the people with you in my heart. 👉tRTAVF ]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车：
#出行生活#【别急我们等你！[心]斑马线前司机停车礼让的个暖心瞬间】汽车礼让行人不仅是文明出行的体现，在《道路交通安全法》中早有规定。近日，几段汽车礼让行人的视频在网络上热传，一起来看这个在路上的暖心瞬间，为礼让司机点赞[心]tRYRCUpa
[# # travel life 【 dont worry we will wait for you! [heart] the zebra crossing driver parking comity a warm heart instantly 】 auto comity pedestrian is the embodiment of the civilization of travel, not only had stipulated in the law on road traffic safety. Recently, some automobile comity pedestrian video heat transfer on the Internet, look at this together in the way of warm heart in an instant, for the comity driver points tRYRCUpa [heart]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽：
然后女友带你去做了绝育
[Take you to do the sterilization and then his girlfriend]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选：
emmm…绝了[摊手]@吃货沙茶酱：结个屁啊隐瞒离过婚还和你发生关系彩礼钱拿不出多少工资也没你高事还比你多把自己当大爷了？怀了不可以打了吗[二哈]
[Emmm... No [stand hand] @ swathes barbeque sauce fart ah conceal divorced also happen to do with you bride price money to take how much salary is not high things also more than you put yourself when you big ye? Pregnant can not hit it ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
周杰伦哪一首歌，或歌词封存着你的专属记忆 ___________________________
你相信音乐能唤醒记忆吗？杰伦告诉你可以。#OPPO周杰伦的W个故事# tRTIeOAY
[Which one song, jay Chou or lyrics sealed your exclusive memory ___________________________ < br > do you believe music can wake up the memory? Can tell you. # W story # tRTIeOAY OPPO jay Chou]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

猫扑：
有车就可以为所欲为了吗？ tRTogoMT
[A car can do? tRTogoMT]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

小米手机：
#小米夜探# 来聊聊你的金钱观，如果你忽然获得了万，你打算如何处置这笔钱？
[Night out # # millet to talk about your money, if you suddenly received a, what are you going to do with the money? ]

探索黑科技，为发烧而生。

优酷：
黄飞鸿系列、青蛇、七剑、狄仁杰系列、智取威虎山……对于这些电影作品，相信大家都是耳熟能详，而它们的导演都是谁呢？是的，本期#晓说#便有幸请到了这位一派道骨仙风，在影坛熠熠生辉的名导徐克！就让我们与@高晓松老师一起，听听徐导的从艺经历，也探寻他带来的最新监制作品#奇门遁甲#的特别之...全文： m.weibo
[Huang fei hong series, green snake, seven swords, production series, the siege... For these movies, I believe everyone is familiar, and directors who are they? Yes, this issue # # xiao said its a great honor to have the wing bone immortal wind, gleaming in the film industry auteur tsui hark! Let us together with @ gao xiaosong, listen to xu guide according to experience and explore he brings the latest work under the supervision of # # special dun armour so special... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家：
#夜福利#经典实力派帕加尼Zonda~
[# # classic night welfare pagani Zonda ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

但斌：
发表了博文《转载：茅台酒除了这些军区特供酒，其他都假的！》茅台酒除了这些军区特供酒，其他都假的！生日报小时前茅台集团确实生产过一些机构、单位、军区的特供专供酒，只不过这部分酒生产时间较早，数量极为tRTPCpd
[Published a blog post reprinted maotai in addition to the military command for wine, other are false! For wine maotai in addition to the military command, the other is fake! Born daily hour ago moutai group did production in some of these institutions, units, military area commands, exclusively for wine, but this part of wine production time, early very tRTPCpd number]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小野妹子学吐槽：
佛系少女常用表情：[微笑][摊手][吃瓜][拜拜]
儒系少女常用表情：[跪了][爱你][good][泪]
道系少女常用表情：[doge][二哈][打脸][蜡烛]
[Buddha girl commonly used expression [smiles] [stand hand] [eat the melon] [bynum] < br > girl Confucianism is a commonly used expression [kneeling] [love] you [good] [tears] < br > girl is commonly used expression [doge] [two ha] [face] [candle]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端：
医生告诉记者，医院每年都会收治几位百草枯中毒的患者，她所接触的患者里，除了一位皮肤接触患者，和一位喝了没有咽下去的患者被成功救回，其他患者都没有存活。
[Doctor tells a reporter, every year the hospital treated several patients with paraquat poisoning, she had contact with patients, patients, except for one skin contact and a drink not swallow patients were rescued successfully, no other patients live.]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选：
看饿了[二哈]@青风微微唯你：口水流下来了
[Look hungry ha] [two @ green wind slightly only, you mouth water]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪汽车：
#车迷猜猜猜#猜猜那个黄色的是什么车？[doge]
[# # fans to guess and guess what is that yellow car? [doge]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
洗个澡跟受刑一样[允悲]tRToksps （视频：杨劳动）
[Take a bath like the victimallow sad tRToksps (video Yang, Labour)]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

青年时报：
【挺身而出！人贩当街掳小孩男子勇敢将其擒获[赞]】近日，在江西上饶步行街，一男子怀抱一个哭泣的小女孩快速奔走。路过的江洋和张伟超欲上前询问，然而男子放开小孩掉头逃跑。经询问，女孩是附近小学学生，放学后被强行抱走。江洋立刻追出多米，将该男子抓住，交于警方。（via央视新闻）...全文： m.weibo
[【 stand up! To traffickers spoil this street children brave man to be tackled [who]], in jiangxi shangrao pedestrian street, a man with a little girl crying to run fast. Passing Yang Chiang and Zhang Weichao asked, but man let children turned away. On inquiring, girl is near the primary school students, was forced out after school. Yang Chiang immediately after the meters, took hold of the man, and to the police. (via CCTV news)... The full text m. eibo]

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