扛大刀的我：
看了一会儿小美好和小时光，我想去考教师资格证了。。。我想给高中孩子当老师去。。。我伟大吗我！！！！！
[For a moment small beautiful and hours of light, I want to go to the teacher certification... I want to give high school kids when the teacher to... Me great me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]
筷子手
大欧洲吐槽君：“异地男友吃鸡上瘾，多次不守约我该怎么办？”
[Foreign boyfriend to eat chicken addiction, broken many times what should I do? ]
北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲、英国吐槽。公众号：ouzhoutucao 【商务合作请联系：ad@beimeitucaojun】
北美吐槽君：“如何在避免尴尬的情况下提醒抽我的烟用我的香水的朋友不要经常来我们家？”
[How to avoid the awkward situation reminded the perfume of smoke I smoke with my friends dont often come to our house? ]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
江湖段王爷：把鸡这样扔进电饭锅，不加一滴水，出锅后我差点把骨头都啃掉了！#来与本王一起乐起来##胡润搞笑榜# tRYQCZKU
[Throw this chicken into the rice cooker, do not add a drop of water, out of the pot after I almost dropped the bones are chew! # to music together with the king # # hurun list # tRYQCZKU funny]
来自火星的你我他！
华西都市报：【生命中最重要的人[心]】我们一辈子会遇见万个人，会和千人熟悉，和百人亲近，但最后都会失散在人海中。时间就是一把筛子：我们越往后走，留给我们的真爱就越少！tRYHjgg
[【 the most important thing in life [heart]] we meet thousands of people, life will be and one thousand people are familiar with, and close to one hundred people, but in the end they will be separated in the crowd. Time is a sieve, the more we walk back, the less they left to our true love! tRYHjgg]
欢迎关注中国第一张都市报、西部第一主流大报——《华西都市报》。 爆料电话—，合作QQ：
chaiwofong：gray
[灰色的]
爺兒們
新浪财经：【专家称美已难遏阻中国技术进步：人才经验正流向中国】据俄媒报道，美国新安全中心报告及其他一些高官的系列声明都指出，中国在人工智能领域的快速进步并非偶然。最近若干年时间里，中国该领域的潜力在不断增长，而且，在教育体系、基础设施完善以及设备研发与生产方面投入巨资。tRYQAc
[The experts said the United States has been difficult to deter China technical progress talent experience is going to China] according to Russian media reports, a new American security center report series and other official statement is pointed out that Chinas rapid progress in the field of artificial intelligence is no accident. In recent years, Chinas potential in the field continues to grow, and in the education system, perfect infrastructure and invested heavily in equipment research and development and production. tRYQAc]
新浪财经提供*财经资讯及全球市场报价，覆盖股票、期货等多种面向个人和企业服务，主打产品新浪财经APP，为全球华人首选财经APP，大数据诊股开放体验中，名家高手在线答疑，A股、美股、港股、期货、外汇所有行情尽在掌握。
小圆脸雪雪：今天微博都在转发那个限流的问题，我最近阅读量真的好少[泪]你们是不是都看不见我的微博拉，看到这条的点个赞评论评论让我看到好嘛
[Todays weibo in forwarding the current limit problem, I recently read fewer really good [tears] did you see my weibo, see the point of a great comments comments let me see]
合作请私信 | 商业合作请联系经纪人微信shuishu ◆只用微博，其他软件均为盗图◆粉丝群
二木子布：没睡的朋友们！大胆晒出你们的手好吗！！！ 明天起床选一个最好看的送零食大礼包[doge]（当然不是因为我想看美丽的器官👀
[My friends didnt sleep! Bold drying out your hands, please!!!!!!!!!!! 明天起床选一个最好看的送零食大礼包[doge]（当然不是因为我想看美丽的器官👀 ]
一条哈士奇，画💛图，更百合相关，发些唠唠叨叨的小日常，麻杆和大奶系列作者，工作约稿请私信联系，微博图请勿转载谢谢( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
微天下：【法国第一夫人宣布旅法熊猫宝宝取名“圆梦”】路透社报道，当地时间月日，法国第一夫人布丽吉特·马克龙宣布在法国出生的第一只熊猫宝宝的名字为“圆梦”，取中文寓意“梦想成真”，而她本人也将成为这只熊猫的“教母”。（熊猫宝宝：“我很凶的，晓得伐？要吓你们一跳[熊猫]”）
[The French first lady announced the integration of baby panda named nor 】, Reuters reported, local time, Frances first lady bree, marolon announced the first baby was born in Frances name for a dream, take Chinese implied meaning is a dream come true, and she will become a godmother this panda. (baby panda I am very fierce, know that felling? To you a frightpanda )]
全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台，新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信，或发邮件至microworlds@sina
金州勇士：#勇士伤情报告# 库里右手挫伤，伊戈达拉左膝酸痛，均有可能出战；帕楚里亚左肩酸痛，出战成疑。祝大家早日康复，远离伤病。
[# # warriors reports in the right hand contusion, iguodala left knee soreness, could play; Mr Chu in the left shoulder ache, play in doubt. Wish you recover at an early date, apart from the injury. ]
NBA金州勇士队官方微博，我们在奥克兰与你分享关于勇士的一切💛💙
鸸鹋动物园：最近心里有事儿的来拜拜锦鲤吧。。。🙏
[Recently in the mind have something to pray brocade carp... 🙏 ]
鸸鹋没有梦想，跟咸鸸鹋还有什么区别。
这微博笑死我了：女生到底有多在意男生的身高！#搞笑# [微笑]
[Girl how care about boys height! # # funny [smiles]]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
VSCOAPP：你为什么还不睡 ？
[Why dont you sleep? ]
我们仰望着同一片天空却看着不同的地方。
时尚经典语录：生活有一点我不是太喜欢，就是它总让更懂事的人来承担糟糕的感受和结果。
[One thing Im not too fond of life, is that it is always more sensible people to bear bad feeling and results. ]
优雅文字，唯美图片，感悟精彩人生。 分享最快乐！
修杰楷shiou：好喲，這個點才降落。還要回家整行李明天再出海，先報個平安吧。
[Oh, this point before landing. Also the entire luggage home again tomorrow to sea, a peace is at first. ]
工作相關事宜請聯繫 《娃娃....+ 或 + 》
竹顶针：精神压力具现化
[Mental stress is]
壮壮的中年离异妇女
经典-浪漫-妙语：爱情可以抛开生活去谈，但婚姻不是，婚姻就是生活。💤
[Love can put aside to talk about life, but not marriage, marriage is life. 💤 ]
╰☆╮写下心里附着的痕迹~文字就成了一辈子的留念与回忆╭☆╯经典-情感-名句-品味人生... ^_^ ~
娱乐圈哔哔：#矢野浩二致歉# 可观的讲韩星都是在中国捞钱回去却看不起中国人，对比一下，矢野浩二作为日本人，回国之后却没有贬低中国，反而讲述在中国的经历和成长，很尊重中国，矢野浩二也是相当的耿直了[允悲] tRYQCjjz
[# # yano koji apology considerable speak Korean actors are in China make money back but look down upon Chinese, contrast, yano koji as Japanese, not belittle China after returning home, instead of experience and growth in China, respect China, yano koji is also pretty blunt [allow sad] tRYQCjjz]
以梦为马，不负青春！爱党，爱父母，爱国家，我是中国人我骄傲！
-_-二师兄：来看.T 马力，百公里加速.秒的兰博基尼Urus！
[. T horsepower, hundreds of kilometers acceleration. Seconds of lamborghini Urus! ]
商务合作请微博私信联系@Cynthia-C刘、 @张天杨-Wendy
李敖观天下：周润发夫妇结婚年膝下无子，考虑身后将全数捐出近亿家产做公益，周润发妻子陈荟莲回应舆论传言：已设立好慈善基金，“会百分之百捐出”，“因为平时已经好好照顾家人了，成立慈善基金的目的就是要帮助真的有需要的人”，这才是真的大爱啊 tRYicjt tRlGmerH
[Chow yun fat couples married in childless, consider behind will be donated nearly hundred million fortune to do public welfare, chow yun fat wife Chen gore verbinski response asserted has established a good charity fund, will donate one hundred percent, because at ordinary times already take good care of his family, established the purpose of charity is to help people in need, really, this is the really big love tRYicjt tRlGmerH]
说点真话，站在名人的角度看世界。大师微博&哈囉李敖 欢迎关注！
我的损友是个极品：你能忍受另一半和#前任#的关系到第几级？感觉自己一个都忍不了！[允悲]
[Can you stand the partner relationship with former # # to which level? Feel a can endure! [allow sad]]
QQ 私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
潮美甲师：• Beauty •
可爱的云朵美甲
简单又俏皮 快来试试吧 tRYHMPz
[Clouds, Beauty, < br > lovely manicure < br > simple and nifty come and try it tRYHMPz]
分享 美甲｜视频｜干货｜美甲图片 【最潮流美甲聚集地】爱折腾指甲就关注我吧❤️
露水安娜啲收藏：“枕头里藏满了发了霉的梦 梦里住满了无法拥有的人”
[The pillow hidden musty full dream a dream full of people cant have]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】
小白哥Yolo：你们男朋友 你们的老公 你们要的同框[酷]@Jony-J @你的男孩T_T
[Your husband you want your boyfriend with box [cool] @ which Jony T_T -j @ you boy]
导演，策划人
性学研究僧：最近忙到没有时间发微博，也没有时间性生活…#为了发际线，晚安# 说的好像不忙的时候就有一样。
[Recently busy to no time tweeting, no timeliness of life... # for hairline, said good night # as is your spare time. ]
中国性学会性教育专委会秘书长，接受美国AASECT督导。关注：亲密关系、性爱生活、性教育，性功能障碍；心理咨询和高校讲座预约微信：
全球幽默趣事：年纪大了才发现这些都是真的[跪了][跪了] #搞笑#
[Old found that these are really] [kneeling] [kneeling # # funny]
请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”搜索公众VX：一起变幽默(youmosss)
潮美妆师：看完黄圣依表演之后评委们的反映实在太好笑了哈哈哈哈哈~ tRYTwD
[After watching the Eva huang show a reflection of the judges was so funny ha ha ha ha ha ~ tRYTwD]
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瞬间就懵逼了：卧槽，又一个可以让你忘记原唱的灵魂歌手！！[允悲] #谜之微笑# #那些懵逼的瞬间# tRxkqP
[Oh, another can let you forget the soul of the original singer!! [allow sad] # mystery of smile # # # the meng force moments tRxkqP]
有一种笑叫做出乎意料，有一种懵叫做意想不到......今天，你懵逼了吗？！(=ﾟДﾟ=)
女生就要任性：我不喜欢“放弃”这个词
因为它会让我看起来很没用
[I dont like the word give up < br > because it makes me look very useless]
投稿 合作 联系qq
每日情感签名：△
“I am lonely because I hate people. [伤心] [伤心] [伤心] 我孤独成性，因为我厌恶人心。”
[Delta < br > I am lonely because I hate people. [sad] [sad] [sad] my lonely, because I hate the heart. ]
喜欢我的宝宝们一定要记住我的V❤️公众账号：mrqyjx 每天都会更新美文美图呦。
司机发车了：可爱老爸和萌宝女儿的互撩日常，这个反撩技能，我承认心动了！[憧憬]
#谜之微笑##微博搞笑排行榜##搞笑红人周##搞笑视频# tRYQobZt
[Lovely dad and lovely baby daughter pulled each other everyday, the liao skills, I admit that heart! [hope] < br > < br > # # # them smile weibo funny ranking # # # # # funny red weeks funny video tRYQobZt]
这是一辆搞笑的车，快关注上车！司机每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！VX
GIF馆：那些年那些你意想不到山寨[哈哈][哈哈]#搞笑#
[Those years those you unexpected fakeha ha ha ha # # funny]
qq 有事请联系，Im back
俄罗斯事儿君：国外一网友的妈妈第一次玩VR过于紧张，顺手抱起身边的狗子！然而。。。方向错了！狗子一脸懵逼：喂喂喂，那是我的屁股啊……[笑cry] tRYQNVo
[A foreign net friends mother play VR too nervous the first time, conveniently picked up the dog around the son! However... The wrong direction! Dog son a face of meng force feed, that is my ass... [laughing cry] tRYQNVo]
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