转段子：“某饭店墙上写着：中国有个民族，喝酒后，有个民族都能歌善舞。只有我们汉族喝酒后只会吹牛逼。”
[Turn jokes writing on the wall a hotel there is a Chinese national, after drinking, there is a people are good at. Only we han can only boast forces after drinking wine. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
梁詠琪：全体起立，奏#女儿国国歌# ！tRYjRTt念什么善恶慈悲，等什么望穿秋水。@西游记女儿国 #西游记女儿国大年初一#
tRYELDdR
[All the audience stood up and # # to play the national anthem of the girl country! What compassion tRYjRTt read what good and evil, such as trapping yourself. # # @ of journey to the girl country of journey to the girl country on < br > tRYELDdR]
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汽车之家：#余文乐结婚##头文字D#余文乐结婚了，周杰伦有了女儿，陈小春带儿子上了爸爸去哪儿，时间过得好快，年前的秋名山男神们渐渐褪去了青春的激情~
[Marry # shawn yue # # initial D# shawn yue to get married, have a daughter, jay Chen xiao chun take son dad where to go, have a good time, years ago, the famous mountains of autumn in the male gods gradually faded passion of youth ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
青年时报：【浙江男子打猎时看到一双眼睛，以为是野兔开了抢……】今年月的一天晚上，德清的小李带上气枪，约了两个朋友一起去武康附近的树林里打野货。到了目的地，小李先用气枪夜视仪看了下周围的环境，发现南面的草丛里面有一个反光点。小李再仔细一看，发现有一双眼睛正看着他，他以为是一只野兔，就立即瞄...全文： m.weibo
[The zhejiang man hunting, see a pair of eyes, assuming the hare opened rob... 】 This year month day night, deqing xiao li carry air gun, about the two friends go to the wild in the woods near Wu Kang goods. To the destination, xiao li first use air gun night-vision goggles to see the environment around, found south of grass there is a negative light. Xiao li again carefully, found a pair of eyes looking at him, he thought it was a rabbit, immediately take aim... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：能吃是福[doge]
[Can eat is a blessing [doge]]
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但斌：【中信前瞻】今日看图：自动化大势所趋、对先进制造国冲击最大：随着人工智能和机器人的快速发展，维持现有的就业量对未来的经济发展将是巨大的挑战。据McKinsey预测的自动化高速发展的情形下，至年，中国、印度、美国被替代的岗位将分别达到.亿、.亿、万。从被替代的工作时长比例来看，...全文： m.weibo
[Today, look at the picture citic preview 】 【 automation the trend of The Times, the advanced manufacturing countries worst hit, with the rapid development of the robot of artificial intelligence and, to maintain the existing employment for the future economic development will be a great challenge. According to McKinsey predicts the automation of the high-speed development of situation, to the years, China, India, the United States by alternative jobs will be reached.,.,. From the point of be replace the proportion of working hours,... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：转段子：“某饭店墙上写着：中国有个民族，喝酒后，有个民族都能歌善舞。只有我们汉族喝酒后只会吹牛逼。”
[Turn jokes writing on the wall a hotel there is a Chinese national, after drinking, there is a people are good at. Only we han can only boast forces after drinking wine. ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新浪汽车：#大V侃车# 告别纠结，告别枯燥，新浪汽车联合@大钊Valor 出品最带综艺感的车评节目——《怪car奇谈》，月日，爆笑发车[酷]！打卡上车，不好玩退票[笑而不语] tRYRvij
[Kan car # # big V farewell, farewell boring, sina car joint @ big sports ripasa, Valor produced the most variety of car review program - the strange car yarn, June , joke start [cool]! Clock in get in the car, not funny refund tRYRvij [smiling without a word]
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但斌：【万元】任泽平于月日正式加盟恒大集团。恒大内部人事任命通知显示，“聘任任泽平同志为恒大集团首席经济学家（副总裁级）兼恒大经济研究院院长，主要负责宏观经济分析、市场发展方向及行业发展动向研究，为集团战略决策提供相关分析报告，其薪资核定为万元月”。以万元月薪计，任泽平年...全文： m.weibo
[[$ten thousand] in February nd Ren Zeping formally join Evergrande group. Evergrande internal appointment notice, according to the employment Ren Zeping comrade to evergrande group chief economist (vice President) and evergrande economic research institute, is mainly responsible for macro economic development direction and development trend of industry analysis, market research, provide relevant analysis report for group strategy, the salary verification for thousands of January. In ten thousand yuan monthly salary, Ren Ze leap year... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：【吉野家：年两度死里逃生靠种领导力】.站在比自己更高的立场看问题：吉野家创始人松田先生说过：“不要让自己视野变狭窄，成天只对别人作评价的人是没什么出息的。”.不要拿自己的长处和下属短处比较：领导一般存在什么问题？借用松田先生的话：“大部分上司都拿部下的短处和自己的长处作比较，...全文： m.weibo
[【 yoshino home in close twice by kinds of leadership 】. Stand in a higher position than he see a problem yoshinos founder Mr Matsuda said dont let yourself become narrow view, all day only to the evaluation of others is good. Nothing . Dont compare their strengths and subordinates weaknesses leading general what problems? In Mr Matsuda words most bosses are compare mens weaknesses and their strengths,... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：这种人真的是生命之光！！
[This one really is the light of life!!!!! ]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：【经纬张颖：给企业的七条融资建议】.所有轻公司以后都会做重，也必须做重，才能有效抗拒巨头杀入。我们做了统计，各种公司都加快了业务范围扩张速度，这里需要的沉淀时间从以前的两年缩短到今天的六个月。这个市场现在看是不缺资金，但越来越明显的趋势是资金都聚拢在头部公司。.这就要求创始人要开...全文： m.weibo
[【 jinwei zhang ying seven financing advice 】 to businesses. All light company will do after heavy, also must be heavy, can effectively resist the giant to advance to the quarterfinals. Statistics, we do all kinds of companies to speed up the scope of business expansion, there needs to be the precipitation of time from the previous two years to todays six months. See now the market is not lack of money, but the growing trend, money has come in the head company. This requires the founder should open... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽：为了孙燕姿微笑着活下去@想买个院子种花又没钱的小可怜：哈哈哈哈哈我需要杨洋[doge]@白衣少年boss：我为了胡歌我单身到现在[二哈]@水晶男孩猪悟能：易烊千玺你得救救卧病在床的我啊
[For stefanie sun smile and live @ want to buy a yard planting flowers and no money to the poor ha ha ha ha ha I need Yang Yang [doge] @ white dress young boss, I to their arrival I single now [two ha] can @ crystal boy pig enlightenment easy Yang thousand seal you have to help me is ill in bed]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
但斌：【许善达：别再误判特朗普了！】前不久，国税总局原副局长许善达对中美经济形势谈了一些看法。许称，中国专家预判错误太多，使我们在国际上被动。中国对特朗普研究不充分：.美元升值。最近美联储发出的信号已非常清晰。这会对中国至少产生两个较大影响：一是国内货币政策。二是全世界资金都会向美国流...全文： m.weibo
[【 Xu Shanda dont misjudge trump!] Recently, a former deputy minister of national tax administration Xu Shanda for some opinions on the economic situation of China and the United States. Xu said, China experts predicting error is too much, make our passive in the world. Chinas inadequate research on trump the dollar. The feds recent signals have been very clear. This at least two major impact in China one is domestic monetary policy. The second is the world capital will flow to the United States... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：@你能不能多见见世面 下手太狠了吧[怒]
[@ you can see the world more Laid hands on him too hard [anger]]
曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。
猫扑：你岳父曾给过你什么“下马威”？想娶我女儿先过我这关[喵喵]
[Your father-in-law had to scare you? Want to marry my daughter first before I shut it [meow meow]]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
星巴克中国：见证星巴克臻选上海烘焙工坊开幕盛典，尝鲜全感官体验的奇幻咖啡剧场，揭秘咖啡迷的殿堂级盛宴。（来自tRYEGq）APP下载地址：tRqKYxu
[Witness by starbucks choose Shanghai baking workshop opening ceremony, early adopters sensual experience fantasy coffee theatre, reveal the palace of coffee lovers feast. (from tRYEGq) APP download address tRqKYxu]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
新浪汽车：#解码新车#兰博基尼Urus发布，.T V发动机，匹，牛米，速自动变速箱，百公里加速.秒，极速kmh，超越Bentayga成为最速SUV。国内市场起售价万元。网友：这次可以开着兰博去西藏了么？[doge] tRYRmCu
[. # # decoding new lamborghini Urus, T V engine, horses, cattle meters, speed automatic transmission, hundreds of kilometers acceleration. Second, extreme KMH, beyond Bentayga become the steepest SUV. The domestic market price of ten thousand yuan. Net friend can you open this time rambo to Tibet? [doge] tRYRmCu]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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优酷：#王源青春旅社#一波运动照来袭，篮球比赛时，追风少年篮球源@TFBOYS-王源 帅气投篮活力满满，热爱运动球技获肯定。更多#王源#精彩表现来优酷关注哦！[舔屏]@王源后援会官博 @王源微吧
[# hanah youth hostel # according to the incoming wave movement, basketball game, zhuifeng juvenile basketball source @ TFBOYS - hanah handsome shot full of vigor, love sports game for sure. Pay more attention to # # hanah excellent performance to youku! [lick screen] @ hanah Po @ Wang Yuanwei fan club officer]
汽车之家：#家家新闻##飞度#【增运动版本 新款飞度将于年月上市】日前我们从广汽本田官方获悉，新款飞度将会在年月正式上市，新款车型引入了运动版本车型，中文名为潮跑版和潮跑+版。tRYEzDX
[# # every news # # fit [add sports version of the new fit will be coming on the market years] have we learned from guangzhou Honda official that the new fit will be officially listed in July, a new model is introduced into the sport version, the Chinese called tide run version and run + version. tRYEzDX]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
青年时报：【浙江妙龄女子约见网友，竟被三男子合谋下药遭侵害】今年月的一天晚上，在温州生活的小曲（化名）接到一个电话，是曾见过一面的男网友小金打来的，对方约她出去吃夜宵。因为之前一直有联系，小曲也没多想，就答应了。到了约定的夜宵地点，小曲发现除了小金外，还有另外两名男子在等她……...全文： m.weibo
[【 zhejiang young woman met a net friend, are three men conspired to remedy to the case infringements 】 this year month day night, the tune of life in wenzhou (a pseudonym) received a phone call, is had seen a male net friend jin, from the other side to ask her out to eat food taken late at night. Because there has been contact before, while also didnt think much, agreed. Late at night on the appointed place, found except little golden tune, as well as the other two men waiting for her... ... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报：【杭州一小学生体态像个“小老太太”，这几个早期表现家长要警惕】家住杭州的多多今年读小学四年级，才岁的她体态却像个“小老太太”——不仅一个肩高一个肩低，而且还驼背。前不久，多多被妈妈带到杭州市第一人民医院骨科，检查结果确诊为多多患有特发性脊柱侧弯……tRYEAozy
[[hangzhou a pupil shape like a little old ladies, these a few early performance parents watch 】 who lives in hangzhou, many primary school grade four of this year, at the age of her body is like a little old ladies - not only a shoulder a shoulder high low, but also the hunchback. Recently, great mom to hangzhou first peoples hospital orthopedic, results confirmed for many patients with idiopathic scoliosis... tRYEAozy]
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微博搞笑排行榜：小萌物[亲亲]@Yao_yee 超可爱呢 以后一定要养
[Little of thing [kiss] @ Yao_yee super cute Be sure to keep in the future]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
顶尖设计：职业搬砖，业余设计。
优酷：#爸爸去哪儿第五季# 一拜天地，二拜高堂，兄弟对拜，送入学堂.看着嗯哼Jasper对拜结兄弟，优酷君真是度的羡慕嫉妒恨呢！这样的发小试问谁不想拥有[泪]
[# where dad season # BaiTianDe, thanks to a hall with high ceiling, brother to worship, to the school. Looking at uh huh Jasper to worship the knot brothers, youku jun is a degree of envy envy hate! This boy who dont want to have [tears]]
星巴克中国：年的将心注入，星巴克北美市场外首家臻选烘焙工坊，也是我们全球最大的咖啡奇幻乐园—上海烘焙工坊，明日即将破梦而出。tRYEzzP ，大平台同步直播开幕盛典👇，可观看，可互动，可边看边买。tRYEzzb 。
[The north American market in the heart of injection, starbucks WaiShou home by baking workshop, also is our one of the worlds largest coffee fantasy paradise - Shanghai baking workshop, tomorrow is going to burst through the dream. TRYEzzP ，大平台同步直播开幕盛典👇，可观看，可互动，可边看边买。 TRYEzzb. ]
星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
青年时报：【刚刚余文乐宣布和王棠云结婚！曾为妻子怒对粉丝！】就在刚刚，余文乐在微博上宣布正式与女友王棠云结婚，他写道：“在對的時間，遇到對的人，感謝上天把最好的妳安排在最好的時候出現。”早前他和周冬雨的“宇宙CP”备受欢迎，面对CP粉的反对，余文乐霸气护妻：“我的选择不关你的事！”...全文： m.weibo
[【 just announced shawn yue marry Wang Tangyun! Once to the fans for his wife angry!] Just, shawn yue on weibo announced formally marry girlfriend Wang Tangyun, he wrote at the right time, meet the right person, thank god for the best arrangement in the best of you when you least expect them to. Earlier he and zhou CP universe popular, in the face of opposition to the CP powder, shawn yue domineering protect wife I choose none of your business! ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：#假如王子睡着了# 他是英文超棒的地理老师，他是说一不二的音乐总监，他是聊天唠嗑的得道高僧。这次@陳柏霖 在新片《假如王子睡着了》中，饰演一位中餐大厨。诠释过不同职业，也体味过人生百态，相信#陈柏霖演绎的厨师，也会别有一番自己的风采。
[# # if prince fell asleep he is English great geography teacher, he is the sheer music director, he is the word monk chat conversations. The @ Chen In the film if the prince fell asleep, as a Chinese chef. Interpretations of a different career, also appreciate life, believe # Chen deduce the cook, also dont have their own style. ]
猫扑：奥巴马好忙啊，每天都要跟各大微商合影
[Obama good busy, every day will take a photo with the derivative]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
但斌：【日本向美法看齐 拟下调企业税至%】据日经新闻报道，日本政府正考虑将积极实施加薪，以及在物联网等创新性技术领域投资的企业的法人税负担实际下调至%左右。草案明确提出，积极加薪和进行设备投资的企业的纳税负担将“减轻至在国际上具有竞争力的水平”。满足条件的企业法人税负担减轻至...全文： m.weibo
[【 cut corporate taxes to Japan to the United States, the method of fitting par %] according to the nikkei report, the Japanese government is considering will actively implementing a pay rise, and investment in the field of innovative technology such as the Internet of things the corporate tax burden of enterprise actual to %. Clearly put forward the draft, and actively raise and equipment investment enterprise tax burden will reduce to internationally competitive levels. Meet the conditions of corporate tax burden to... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新沐sunshine：妈呀，喜讯来的猝不及防@爱奇艺VIP会员恭喜六叔[心][心][心] 没了老公的我打算今晚怒刷遍《春娇与志明》
[Mama ah, good news come off guard @ iQIYI VIP member congratulations sixth uncle [heart] [heart] [heart] didnt husband tonight Im going to rage brush all over chun jiao and zhi Ming]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
汽车之家：#家家改装##牧马人#【旷野山峦为家 实拍MOPAR版新一代牧马人】随着新一代牧马人正式来到公众面前，如何让新车越野性能更好、视觉上更具野性也成为人们关注的重点，作为FCA集团旗下的专属改装品牌，MOPAR在洛杉矶车展上带来了一款改装版牧马人，这为越野爱好者们未来的改装方案提供了参考。...全文： m.weibo
[# every modification # # # horsemen of [the wilderness mountains for the home Collaosed MOPAR version of a new generation of wrangler 】 as a new generation of wrangler formally came to public, how to make the new car cross-country performance better, on the vision more haggard has become the focus of attention, as a brand of FCA groups exclusive modified, MOPAR in the Los Angeles auto show has brought a modified version of wrangler, this for off-road enthusiasts refitting scheme provides reference for the future. ... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：【不是年薪¥！是月薪¥！这份人事通知刷爆了】马云刚说：一个月挣一两百万的人那是相当高兴的，一个月挣一二十亿的人，其实是很难受的。日，一位一个月挣一两百万的人，就刷爆了朋友圈。刚刚从方正证券离职的任泽平，确认加入恒大集团，担任恒大集团首席经济学家（副总裁级）兼恒大经济...全文： m.weibo
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平安北京：【千万别在楼道里为电动车充电】家有“小电驴”是件非常拉风的事，让你可以从堵车路上飞驰而过。但小电驴再好，若引发火灾却极易造成人员伤亡！#消防课堂# 提示：为了您和他人的安全，请勿在楼道为电动车充电。tRYWkLYB
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