但斌:
回复@心之湖[笑cry][赞]@心之湖这真是爱之深呀,看到电视上放茅台激动了[笑而不语]
[Reply @ heart lake [laugh cry] [who] @ heart lake this really love well ah, see on TV maotai excited [smiling without a word]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
现在香港TVB都喝茅台了……[笑cry][哈哈][污]
[Now Hong Kong TVB drink maotai... [laughing cry] [ha ha] [pollution]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人巴曙松:
转
[turn]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者小野妹子学吐槽:
是我
[Is my]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。微博搞笑排行榜:
哪些话你一开始不相信,后来却深信不疑 _____________________________
[Which words you dont believe at first, then believe it _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗但斌:
[赞][哈哈]@扁担一根:能在中国两大赌场(股坛、麻坛)横刀立马,唯有牛妈![哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[[who] [ha ha] @ pole a root can two big casino in China (shares, hemp altar altar) [only cow mama! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人猫扑:
#猫扑早安# 一定要在爸爸腿上才能睡得安心的小喵tRYKPhfm
[# # good morning mop must be in dad leg Kitty tRYKPhfm can sleep at ease]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:小野妹子学吐槽:
史上更博速度最慢的爱豆,非李宇春莫属,上次更博,间隔三年,这次更博,间隔四年。所以你们下一次更博是五年后吗?不过讲真的,看到李宇春回归微博的热搜,点进去看到粉丝留言真的挺感动的。原来一眨眼,连李宇春出道都年了呀,时间好快!
[More bo speed is the slowest in the history of love beans, must belong to li yuchun, last time, more interval for three years, this time more, four years apart. So the next time you more Po is in five years? But really, see return to weibo hot search, li went in to see fans was really touched by your message. Originally the twinkling of an eye, even years, li yuchun debut time so fast! ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。猫扑:
惊艳了
[Jing is colourful the]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:冷笑话精选:
怕了怕了[跪了]@装睡的鹿先生:从开开心心熬夜变成 战战兢兢熬夜 [跪了]
[Afraid afraid] [kneeling @ pack to sleep Mr Deer from happy to stay up late to afraid to stay up late] [kneeling]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!新浪汽车:
#出行生活#【杭州道路停车可“无感支付”了 缴费仅需秒】支付宝携手杭州城管委在全国率先上线道路停车无感支付,车主停车结束离开时无需再等待收费员前来收费,不掏现金不掏手机就可以直接离开。目前道路停车无感支付已在杭州西湖区个点的多个停车位进行试点。网友:厉害了我的爸爸[doge] ...全文: m.weibo
[Travel life # # [hangzhou road parking non-inductive payment payment only seconds] pay treasure to hangzhou ChengGuanWei across the country take the lead in online road parking non-inductive pay, leave without waiting for the end of the owner parking toll collector to collect fees, dont pay cash to pay phone can directly leave. At present, the road parking non-inductive payment has in the lake the points more than one parking space in hangzhou to pilot. Net friend much my father [doge]... The full text m. eibo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。小野妹子学吐槽:
佛系微博用户:
不发,不评,不转。不撕,不怒,不传。一切爱豆,皆是虚妄。种种谣言,过眼云烟。热搜热榜,不过梦幻泡影。明星劈腿,菩提静静吃瓜。自在刷新,欢喜圆如。随缘点赞,善哉善哉。
[Buddha weibo user < br > not hair, dont, dont turn. No tear, no anger, do not pass. All love beans, all is vanity. All sorts of rumors, clouds. Search hot list, but illusory. Star and a bodhi quietly eating the melon. Refresh, circle, such as with joy. Fate some praise, good good. ]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。小浪同学爱吐槽:
[怒]@新浪新闻客户端 所幸孩子未被咬伤,但孩子被冻的全身发青......
[[anger] @ sina news client but children have not been bitten, but children are frozen body blue...]
曾用名@新浪news,国事家事天下事,事事关心。微博搞笑排行榜:
和对象一起打#荒野行动#,是怎样一种体验 _____________________________
[Playing action # # wilderness and objects, is a kind of experience how _____________________________]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗汽车之家:
#晚安家人#本届洛杉矶车展上,哪辆车大家最希望被国产?
[# # good night family the Los Angeles auto show, which car you most want to be homebred? ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。优酷:
#电视剧将军在上#俗话说,不会跑腿的跟班不是好戏精,郡王@盛一伦 首席随从小夏子@张植绿是我 这就给大家show一段,伺候郡王的十项全能原来是这样养成的!
tRYCNEwM
[# # TV in general as the saying goes, not drama wont run errands classes, king county chief with small natsuko @ @ put an Aaron Zhang Zhi green is Ill give you show a, served the king county formed decathlon is so! < br > tRYCNEwM]
MIUI:
小调查↓ tRYCXWW
[Small left tRYCXWW investigation]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!小野妹子学吐槽:
【张艺兴偶像练习生】前两天采访才刚刚说过不当歌手当演员,不当演员当制作人的张艺兴,刚刚宣布了自己成为爱奇艺#偶像练习生#的全民制作人代表的新身份 tRYCMduM
[Two days before the interview lay idol trainee 】 【 just said improper singer when actor, improper actor when producers lay, just announced himself as a iQIYI trainee # # idols new identity tRYCMduM producer representatives]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。南方都市报:
【妻子与丈夫争吵后抛弃女儿 个月女婴被一群野狗撕咬[泪]】月日,黄石一对夫妻因琐事吵架,丈夫一怒之下离家出走,妻子竟抱起刚出生个月大的女儿狠心丢弃。女婴在荒野遭遇一群野狗撕咬,危急关头,两名女子上前扔石头赶走野狗,救下了女婴。两人上前查看发现,婴儿的包被已被野狗撕烂,幸运的是...全文: m.weibo
[【 quarreled with her husband wife abandoned her daughter after months baby girl was a group of wild dog bite [tears]] month day, Yellowstone a couple for trivia, husband anger away from home, his wife had picked up the newborn months old daughter cruel abandoned. Baby girl encountered a group of wild dog bite in the wilderness, critical juncture, the two women to throw stones away the dragons, and save the girl. Two people to see, found that the babys package is has been the dragons tore lousy, fortunately... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博李开复:
太搞笑了[偷笑]
[Too funny [laugh]]
创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin优酷:
除了身份证号,简历里的信息都是假的?!猎头女王阿里大文娱人才战略总监@杨姝-阿里巴巴 与轩渡背调公司CEO田亚光、森云影视文化创始人兼CEO张凡来到#hr陪你看猎场#,吐槽那些“面试奇人”!你知道如何谈下高薪吗?你知道什么样的穿搭会被hr直接拉入黑名单吗? #来优酷看猎场#,完整版节目点这里→...全文: m.weibo
[In addition to the id number, resume information is false? ! Headhunters queen ali big entertainment talent strategy director @ Yang Shu - alibaba and hin back the CEO tian inferior smooth, cloud, film and television culture, founder and CEO made to # # hr accompany you see the hunting ground, poking fun at the legend the interview! Do you know how to talk about the high salary? Do you know what kind of outfit would be hr directly to pull into the blacklist? # # to youku to see hunting grounds, complete version of the program click here - >... The full text m. eibo]
冷笑话精选:
幸好分手了[摊手]@我的前任是极品[并不简单][并不简单]@TouGH老爹分了挺好。你快别祸害人家姑娘了!什么狗东西
[Fortunately, broke up [stand hand] @ my predecessor is acura isnt a simple [] [] are not simple @ TouGH torre points is quite good. You dont curse the somebody else girl! What kind of dog thing]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!优酷:
#军师联盟之虎啸龙吟#我只想这一生一世,耳朵都在夫人的手里。仲达@吴秀波 与春华@刘涛tamia 的拧耳朵日常,真是看一万遍都不够。月日,提前一天,#军师归来#,继续看种花夫妇乱世里的故剑情深。@电视剧虎啸龙吟
[# # mastermind alliance roars of dragons I just want to this life, by the hand of the lady in the ears. Chongda @ super wu and fruitful @ liu tao tamia twist ears everyday, really look at ten thousand times is not enough. On day, one day ahead of schedule, # # strategist return, continue to see the reason in the couple and flowers gone with sword deep. @ TV roars dragons]
新浪新闻客户端:
一个时代的挥别,日本天皇破例“生前退位”,详情内幕戳>> tRYCScFB
[The waving of an era, the emperor of Japan made an exception living abdication, details inside stamp > > tRYCScFB]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端优酷:
#我的体育老师# 夭寿啦!小米坐豪车“傍大款”,还被同事撞个正着![doge]什么?“大款”居然是二叔![哆啦A梦吃惊]自行车老公变豪车老公,小伙伴的瓜子都惊掉了[喵喵]#张嘉译# @王晓晨 #来优酷看我的体育老师# tRYKICuE
[# my PE teacher # die longevity! Millet sit car gold digging, but also being hit by a colleague red-handed! [doge] what? Big money is two uncle! Husband [doraemon surprised] bicycle car husband, friends seeds are jumped off [meow] # @ # jiayi zhang xiao-chen wang # # to youku to see my PE teacher tRYKICuE]
新浪汽车:
#出行生活##汽车人来了#又萌又酷的宝宝雪地滑步车,冬天的玩法也太多了[吃瓜] tRYiwUo
[# # # # the car travel life people to sprout and cool baby snow slide car, play too much in winter to eat the melon tRYiwUo]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。猫扑:
哈哈哈哈哈哈@林熊猫 哈哈哈哈哈@鞭鞭于白水被抽中的该是天选之子@追风少年刘全有:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈爆笑@大锅只是喝醉给我开他吗的玩笑吧?? tRYnKKe
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha @ panda ha ha ha ha ha @ whip lash Lin in the white water is pumped from the it is the child of the chosen @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha joke @ cauldron is drunk played a joke on him to give me?? tRYnKKe]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:edc陳冠希:
藤原浩如果跟我一起出合作款,你們希望是什麼?
#FORCE# tRWiPlO
[Hiroshi if developed cooperation with me, what is your hope? < br > < br > # FORCE# tRWiPlO]
International nomad音悦台:
白晶晶!!#莫文蔚# 太美啦[心][心][心][心][心][心][心][心][心][心]
[The white is clear and bright!!!!! # # Karen mok was too beautiful! [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart] [heart]]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass猫扑:
哈哈哈轮班制,这么冷的天辛苦了
[Ha ha ha shift system, such a cold hard day]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:一块去旅行:
外出旅行其实很简单,比如外语翻译、超值境外流量、地图查询等等用@无忧行JegoTrip 直接就能搞定。各国的外语、国内方言,无忧行同声传译都支持,戳这里:tRYCWI
[Travel is very simple, such as foreign language translation, value outside the flow line, maps, and so on with @ easy JegoTrip directly. Countries in domestic and foreign language dialects, one line of simultaneous interpretation is supported, stamp here tRYCWI]
我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:微博搞笑排行榜:
厉害了[并不简单]@肯感谢忠诚的狗 这么多年的书白读了
[Much [] are not simple @ Ken thank loyal dog white read the book for so many years]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗猫扑:
【美国一囚犯当庭用头猛击娈童犯:虽同为罪犯,但你更可耻[怒]】月日,美国波士顿某法庭上,一囚犯在等待提审的过程中突然站起,用头猛烈撞击坐在其旁边的娈童犯。检方称两人并不相识,是该囚犯在候审过程中,旁听了娈童犯猥亵岁女童的罪行后被激怒,因此当庭“惩治”了娈童犯。 via.时差视频 ...全文: m.weibo
[One prisoner, in court in the United States use head pounding the male shrine prostitutes made though as criminals, but you are more shameful [anger]] month, a court in Boston in the United States, a prisoner in the process of waiting for the questioning suddenly stood up, sitting next to its head slammed into the child abuse. Prosecutors said two people dont get to know each other, is the prisoner in the process of pending trial, attend the catamites of crimes obscene old girl provoked, after therefore punish the male shrine prostitutes in court. Via the time video... The full text m. eibo]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作:qq:南方都市报:
[威武]
[[power]]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈很酷[笑cry]@张君雅家的不二糖:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈想去成都 tRYCxz
[Ha ha ha ha cool [laugh cry] @ jun-ya zhang home not disaccharide ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRYCxz want to go to chengdu]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
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