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猫扑：
【新郎花万办猪主题婚礼头猪令新娘很无语】岁的比利和岁的斯蒂芬来自英国诺丁汉，是一档真人秀的参加者。在这档真人秀中，新郎要在新娘完全不插手的情况下独自筹备婚礼。比利花了.万英镑（约合万人民币）举办了一场猪主题婚礼，安排了头猪在婚礼现场，连伴娘们穿的也是粉色猪猪连体衣。...全文： m.weibo
[[the bridegroom than do the pig theme wedding flower Pigs make bride is speechless 】 old Billy and Stephen from Nottingham, is a reality of the participants. In this reality show, the groom in the bride to be completely without meddling in the wedding alone. . Billy spent thousands of pounds (yuan) held a pig theme wedding, arrange the pigs at the scene of the wedding, even bridesmaids to wear pink pig jumpsuits. ... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
是在网上和人撕b时的你，没错了[doge]
tReYyD
[Chatting on the Internet and tear when you b, right [doge] tReYyD]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

一块去旅行：
加拿大艾伯塔 | 一个旅行度假的绝佳圣地
[Alberta Canada | a perfect travel on holiday]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪汽车：
#汽车黑科技#瑞士Noonee公司研发了一款液压外骨骼，需要经常站着工作的人有福了。只要穿上它，随时随地想坐就坐。未来汽车上也许可以用一下！tRil
[# # Swiss Noonee company of science and technology of automobile black developed a hydraulic exoskeleton, blessed are those who need often works standing up. As long as you put on it, gets to ride with us anytime and anywhere. The future may use the car! dominated]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
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最全面的车型数据；
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最丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【儿子病危老父返乡被甩高速见民警后失声痛哭】儿子病危，在山东打工的老父乘车千里返乡，却在深夜被甩在高速公路，老人不识字也说不清自己位置，@湖北高速交警襄阳大队经一夜寻找，天亮才找到几近崩溃的老人，见到民警老人失声痛哭。想问甩客的人，你的心会不安吗？↓↓tRDLRr
[【 father son was dying to return be left high-speed see police after crying 】 son was dying, father drove away home in shandong province in the work, but in the middle of the night be left on the highway, the old man cant read can tell their position, @ hubei xiangyang police brigade at a high speed Search through the night, the morning to find nearly collapse of the old man, see police old man crying. Want to ask to jilt the guest, your heart is uncomfortable? Left left tRDLRr]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

汽车之家：
#家家车生活#【基于CLAR平台打造宝马X最新假想图】日前有国外媒体又再度绘制了一张宝马X的假想图。新车基于CLAR平台打造，定位于一款座SUV，并还将推出座旗舰版车型供消费者选择。据悉，宝马将会在今年月开幕的法兰克福车展上亮相宝马X概念版车型，届时我们可以共同期待。tRDhc
[# # every car life based on CLAR platform to build a BMW X hypothetical latest figure 】 she had foreign media has once again made a imaginary picture of BMW X. New car based on CLAR platform building, located in an SUV, and will also launch a flagship edition models for consumer choice. It is understood that BMW will be opened at this months Frankfurt motor show debut at BMW X concept version of the model, then we can look forward to together. tRDhc]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

南方都市报：
【女孩考科目二太兴奋尬舞驾校：不合格[允悲]】成都某驾校的科二考试中，一女子在直角转弯考试结束后十分兴奋，开始“放飞自我”，在车上尬起舞来，双手多次离开方向盘。她虽然通过了考试，但凭借这一安全隐患非常严重的行为，她违反了考试标准，被按照不合格处理[笑cry]戳↓↓tRSFCW ...全文： m.weibo
[The girl to take an examination of course two full dance too excited Driving unqualified [allow sad]] in two sections of a driving test in chengdu, a woman at the end of the quarter turn test very excited, and started to fly self, in the car full dance, hands many times to leave the steering wheel. Although she passed the exam, but with a very serious security hidden danger behavior, she is violated the examination standard, according to the unqualified processing [laugh cry] stamp left left tRSFCW... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
你觉得最好听的四字人名是？
[What do you think is the most beautiful words of names? ]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【李洋洁遇害案庭审细节：被害人惨叫声整栋楼住户都应该听得见】据检方披露，案发当天中国留学生李洋洁被女被告诱骗到一处空置住宅，男被告采用胁迫的方式，与其发生多次性行为。李洋洁多次反抗，并且因为极度痛苦而不断发出惨叫。其惨叫声整栋楼住户都应该听得见↓↓tRgaUp
[【 Li Yangjie murder case trial details the victim yelling all should hear the whole building residents 】 according to prosecutors, crime on the day of the Chinese students Li Yangjie were accused women lured to an empty house, a male defendants with the method of stress, and their sex on a number of occasions. Li Yangjie against many times, and constantly send out because of the extreme pain cries. The shrieks should hear the whole building residents left left tRgaUp]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#春风十里不如你# 坐标北京·世贸天阶，听说今天长得美的，都拉上爱人，带上回忆到世贸天阶打卡了。爱情里作男作女是多数，作来作去是常态，你会#一作到底就分手#还是勇敢走下去？今天大多数人的答案揭晓，赶来挑战你就是最作的！[笑而不语]
[# # spring breeze miles as you coordinate Beijing wto-day order, heard that looks beautiful today, is to draw the lover, take recalls wto-day order clock. Love for a man for a woman is in the majority, works to go is the norm, you will make break up # or # a brave go on? Today most people the answer, come here to challenge you are the most! [smiling without a word]]

金山夜话博主：
#金山夜话# 听友：男朋友是初中同学，以前追过我，现在我单身，他又来追我～他对我真的特别好～我俩正式交往俩月了，目前也就发展到接吻这一步～我俩平时工作很忙～昨天他跟我说今天又得出差加班～就约好昨晚一块吃个饭～饭后在车里接吻的时候他开始乱摸最后还解开了裤子～我及时制止了他～他说他以为...全文： m.weibo

首届中国广电“台帝”，《金山夜话》主持人，记者，作家，著名情感问题专家

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【宋仲基喊话李光洙：有点眼力见不要再打电话了[得意地笑]】节目里准新郎宋仲基喊话好基友李光洙，因为自己将组家庭，希望他不要再一直打电话来了：“希望可以克制一下打电话，要有点眼力见啊，虽然你没有错，但有点不足，你以后也会懂”[笑cry]↓↓tRrfGm
[【 wonderful radio song joong ki answers a little YanLiJian Dont call again [satisfiedly smile]] program and wonderful radio song joong ki propaganda good gay friends, because they will set family, hope he dont have to call hope to exercise restraint, calling for a little YanLiJian ah, although you are not wrong, but a little is not enough, you will understand after [laugh cry] left left tRrfGm down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
【李洋洁遇害案庭审细节：被害人惨叫声整栋楼住户都应该听得见】中国女留学生李洋洁遇害案月日终于有了判决结果，男被告被判终身监禁，其前女友获刑五年半。两名被告作案时均为岁，据检方披露，案发当天李洋洁被女被告诱骗到一处空置住宅，两人对其进行了暴力击打。“男被告还采用胁迫的方式，与遇...全文： m.weibo
[【 Li Yangjie murder case trial details the victim yelling all should hear the whole building residents 】 Chinese female students Li Yangjie murder case, finally with the verdict, male the defendant was sentenced to life in prison, his ex-girlfriend sentenced to five and a half years. When two defendants commit crime are age, according to prosecutors revealed that in the day of the crime Li Yangjie were accused women lured to an empty house, two people to violence struck. Male defendants still adopt the way of stress, and meet... m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

吴昕：
嗯，谢谢张大师送给我的两个小辫儿[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] 好喜欢哈哈哈
[Well, thank you master zhang gave me two dreadlocks [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] love ha ha ha]

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猫扑：
【可调节高度的高跟鞋让走路变得轻松[憧憬]】穿着鞋跟很高的高跟鞋上下班挤车或是长时间走路时，没多久就会很累。来自新加坡的姑娘Cherre为此设计了一款可以调节高度的高跟鞋，它能让你的路程变得轻松起来。这款高跟鞋上有个按钮，按着就可以调节鞋跟的高度。有点酷...tRoZoS
[The adjustable height of high heels Let walk easier [hope]] wearing high heels high heels commuters crowded car or walking for a long time, soon will be very tired. From Singapore girl Cherre therefore designed a model can adjust the height of the heels, it can make your journey easier. According this high heels on a button, you can adjust the height of the heel. A little cool... tRoZoS]

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音悦台：
别人的爸爸！国外网友拍下爸爸开车唱歌的视频，这声音，不出道就浪费了！[笑而不语]tRxA
[Other peoples dad! Foreign friends took dad drive to sing a song of video, the sound, not waste their career! [smiling without a word] tRxA]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭，支持你的偶像！饭团总舵地址：yinyuetaifanMass

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【英国新郎花万办猪主题婚礼头猪令新娘崩溃[允悲]】近日，英国一名新郎花费约万元在养猪场举办猪主题婚礼，特地被请到婚礼现场的头猪遭众人嫌弃，新娘几近崩溃↓↓新郎还希望利用这头猪创造一项猪猪游行的世界纪录[doge]，然而失败了↓↓↓tRqYJ
[The British groom cost than do pig theme wedding Pigs make bride collapse [allow sad]] recently, a British groom cost about $ten thousand in pig farm pig theme wedding, specially were invited to the ceremony of pigs being abandon, the bride and groom left left nearly collapse also wants to use the pig to create a pig marching world record [doge], however, failed left left left tRqYJ down down down]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

微博汽车：
【轿车撞上泔水三轮车被浓浓的泔水糊了一脸……[允悲]】月日，浙江台州，一辆轿车撞上一辆拉泔水的三轮车，被泔水糊满车前脸……隔着玻璃，能感受到司机那一刻的绝望。更不幸的是，轿车没让直行车先行，要承担全部责任，记分罚元。温馨提示：画面太[污]，就餐时间慎入！tROXMe
[The car crashed into the swill tricycle was thick swill paste a face... [allow sad]] month day, taizhou, zhejiang province, a car crashed into a car pull swill tricycle, was swill smeared with front face... Through the glass, can feel the driver to the moment of despair. More unfortunately, the car didnt let straight road before, to take full responsibility, scoring penalty yuan. Warm prompt the picture is too [pollution], dining time silently into the! tROXMe]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

一块去旅行：
是你在我心里占据了最重要的位置~[心]
[Are you the position of the most important place in my heart ~ [heart]]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

南方都市报：
【好感动！遇到车主礼让老人脱帽鞠躬致谢！[心]】月日，福建莆田，蔡先生驾车时，见一老人站路边，就停下来让他。非常意外的是，老人走过时，竟停下脱帽鞠躬致谢……蔡先生说，以前也经常礼让行人，但这是第一次受到这样的尊重让他感动。两位都是涵养极高的人，暖心的老爷子！tRoqrb ...全文： m.weibo
[The good will move! Meet owners comity elderly hat bowed! [heart]] month day, fujian putian, Mr CAI when driving, see an old man stands the side of the road, he stopped to him. Very surprise, the old man passed by, and stopped his cap bowed... Mr CAI said, also often comity pedestrian before, but this is the first time moved by such respect for him. Two is a man of high conservation, warm heart old man! TRoqrb... The full text m. eibo]

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一块去旅行：
简直不要太可爱啦~
[Dont be so cute ~]

我们的征途是星辰大海，愿做你旅程中的灯塔，一路照亮你前行。合作QQ：

新浪汽车：
#微博交通台#月日，湖北恩施爱民医院门诊楼前，保安李某因停车问题与向某等人引发纠纷，遭到向某等人辱骂、殴打。tRctrEV
[# # weibo communication radio month day, hubei enshi aimin hospital outpatient service building, security area for parking problem and some people such as trigger disputes, has been to some people such as abuse, beating. tRctrEV]

最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
#家家谍照#【走时尚路线大众T-ROC完整预告图发布】大众官方此前曾发布了一组T-ROC量产版车型的局部预告视频，近日，大众再次公布了一张该车的完整预告图，新车采用大众最新的家族式设计风格，将于月日全球首发。未来，其将由一汽-大众进行加长国产。tRmLw
[# every photos # 【 taking fashion line Mass T - full trailer ROC figure released 】 the public official had earlier issued a set of T - ROC production version of the model of local trailer video, recently, the public once again announced a full trailer picture of the car, new car with the latest popular family design style, its world debut on February nd. In the future, it will be extended by the faw Volkswagen domestic. tRmLw]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

薛蛮子：
分享图片
[Share photos]

天使投资人薛蛮子商业计划书请发送至——charlesxue@一

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【男子当街踢踹女友因未成年被带回教育】日，广东韶关一对未成年情侣当街吵架，实拍女孩坐在地上，男子一踢狠踹向女孩头部致其倒地不起↓↓一撑伞阿姨见状劝架，也遭到男子“威胁”↓↓事后韶关警方将两人带走。目前男子被家长带回教育，女子在医院做检查。tREg
[【 men kicking his girlfriend this street Was back to education for the minor 】, the streets in guangdong shaoguan a pair of young couples quarrel, make the girl sitting on the ground, one man playing hard kick right on the head to the left to the girls a aunt umbrella he had left, was man threat left left after the shaoguan police will take two people. The men by parents to education, and women in the hospital for check. tREg]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
罗马尼亚小城锡比乌，走在这里，你会感觉随时被谁的眼神锁定[doge][doge][doge]
[Romanian town tin than wu, who walk in here, you will feel ready to be eyes lock [doge] [doge] [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

优酷：
#春风十里不如你# 帽檐碰帽檐，脚尖抵脚尖，回避着她的眼神说着违心话......看着秋水面对小红的犹豫胆怯，你也想起了从前和喜欢的TA互作到底的一幕幕？#一作到底就分手# 看图认领恋爱时你最不喜欢“作”行为，选出你的答案，位朋友将有机会获得香气怡人的RIO鸡尾酒春风限量瓶，别再作了，好好爱吧干...全文： m.weibo
[# # the spring breeze miles as you brim touch brim, toe to toe, avoiding her eyes said words against his will himself... Look at autumn waters in the face of the little red fear, you also remembered once and the scenes of TA interactions? # # for the first time what would break up the picture to claim when you dont like for most loves, select your answer, my friend will have the opportunity to get a nice RIO cocktail spring breeze limited bottles, dont make again, have a good love to do... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑：
【感动！遇车主礼让，老人脱帽鞠躬致谢[心]】月日，福建莆田车主蔡先生驾车时远远看见一位老人站在路边，就停下来让他先过，让他非常意外地是，老人竟然脱帽向他鞠躬致谢……让他十分感动。tRoGkAl
[【 touched! Meet owners comity, the old man hat bowed [heart]] month day, fujian putian owner Mr CAI driving far saw an old man standing at the side of the road, stop and let him, let him very unexpectedly is, the old man had his cap and bowed to him... He is very touched. tRoGkAl]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一小哥和老爹在路上遛弯。
老爹：“卧槽快看路边！”
小哥：“...啥呀，不就是草吗。”
老爹：“不是，你细看！”
小哥：“...卧槽！”
[Island a small elder brother and father walk on the road. torre oh look at the side of the road! the little elder brother ... what ah, not is the grass? torre no, you look! the little elder brother ... oh, my gosh! ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【当不成国王丹麦女王丈夫拒绝死后合葬[摊手]】丹麦女王玛格丽特二世的丈夫亨里克亲王决定，死后不与女王合葬。自女王登基以来，亨里克就认为自己的头衔应变为“国王”，他也毫不避讳地对不能与妻子“平起平坐”表示“失望”↓↓据悉女王也已接受，两人将一起打破传统↓↓tRHlLl
[When no king Danish queen buried after the death of her husband refused to [stand hand]] Danish queen Margaret iis husband prince henrik decided, not after the death of queen and buried. Since the queen reign, henrik has believed their title strain as the king, he also have no secret to not equal say disappointed with his wife left left the queen has been accepted, two people will break traditional left left tRHlLl down together]

曾用名@新浪news，国事家事天下事，事事关心。

冷笑话精选：
男人要是骚起来，也就没女人啥事了
人家的健身日常是这样的……[允悲]
tRHvy
[If men SAO up, there would be no woman do to the somebody else gym everyday is like this... [allow sad] tRHvy]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

沈博阳：
好棒！满满的正能量！
[Great! Full of positive energy!]

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南方都市报：
【为老不尊！唐山一对老夫妇医院插队称老年人有优先权】近日，唐山某医院交费处，一对老年夫妇插队遭到其他排队者怒斥。目击者称，双方争吵中，这对夫妇说他们是老年人，老年人就有优先权，有意见可以去投诉。tRqGIy 你怎么看？#南都互动#
[The old dont honour! An elderly couple of tangshan hospital cut in line Said the elderly have priority 】 recently, tangshan a hospital fee, an elderly couple other cut in line by line. Witnesses said, the two sides in the quarrel, the couple say they are elderly, the elderly have priority, can go to complaints have opinions. TRqGIy what do you think? # # SMW interaction]

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【男子在寺庙内合十跪拜后，“钓”了功德箱香火钱元】月日，上海嘉定区外冈镇一座寺庙内，一身穿白色T恤的男子看似与其他香客无异，甚至跪在佛垫前，双手合十磕头跪拜。但是庙内监控出卖了他。视频显示，其“钓钱”十余次，盗窃功德箱里的钱款。目前，余元香火钱已经全数 ......全文： m.weibo
[After the man folded in temple worship, fishing merit box incense yuan money] month day, outside the jiading district of Shanghai town within a temple, a man wearing a white T-shirt seems to be with other pilgrims, even kneeling in front of the Buddha pad, hands folded kowtow bow down. But the temple monitoring betrayed him. Video shows that the fishing for money more than times, merit stealing the money box. At present, more than RMB incense the money has been fully... The full text m. eibo]

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#汽车之家京广电动行#走过河北，河南，湖北，湖南，我们马上要驶入广东的土地。前两天的竞赛，三台车积分相同，形成胶着的态势，今天的行程看来很关键啊！
[# # car home of jingguang electric line through hebei, henan, hubei, hunan, we will soon into the land of guangdong. Two days before the race, the same three car points, form a stalemate situation, it seems that the schedule of the key today! ]