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热门搞笑糗事榜：
卧槽，碉堡了！衣架还能这样玩，简直神技能啊，涨姿势了[赞]马了学习！tRcSCr
[Oh my god, bunker! Hanger can play like this, it skills ah, god grew position [like] a horse to learn! tRcSCr]

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新浪体育：
【张玉宁：高洪波不该担全部责任】国足不敌乌兹别克斯坦，赛后张玉宁称，高导不应承担全部责任：“高导不应来承担全部责任，作为球员我应该担责。我不想对输球变得麻木，想做出点改变。后面场比赛不是没意义，对中国足球来说是一种财富。我提醒我自己，我还能做得更多。”详情：tRVqMZX
[【 yuning zhang gao should bear full responsibility for the teams defeat to uzbekistan, yuning zhang said after the game, gao not bear full responsibility gao should not to take full responsibility, as a player I should bear the responsibility. I dont want to lose become numb, want to do something to change. The game is not meaningless, is a kind of wealth for Chinese football. I remind myself, I can do more. Details tRVqMZX]

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我是种草囤货菌：
“为什么”用你的家乡话怎么说___________
[How do you say why in your revenge for money]

我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)投稿合作联系联系QQ：

megan賴雅妍：
謝謝信守承諾、大搖大擺、真男人、硬漢，不管大家是怎麼叫你的大哥or學長，謝謝你出現在最後一場的演出，並且完成了四個月前少了你的大合照，謝謝這些你好辛苦好辛苦的日子，雖然你的瀏海長了，而我的自拍還是糊的，但此刻天天想你的哥們，算是完整了。
[Thank you promise, swagger, real men, tough guy, no matter how you call your eldest brother or senior, thank you appear in the final show, and completed the four months ago we lost you big photo, thanks for these days, how are you good hard hard though your clear sea long, and I take or paste, but miss you every day of the elder brothers, at the moment is complete.]

做自己，才能好自在...

罗玉凤：
蓝瘦，香菇[嘘][嘘].......
[Blue thin, mushroom and [SHH] [SHH]...]

大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@

花希Hayes：
你和我实在太亲密了，亲密到失去成为恋人的可能，我很遗憾
[You and I are too close, close to lose become lovers, Im sorry]

你看起来很好吃

痒气美少女：
除了电影里没人会等你四五年说白了感情就是不联系就没有的东西了
[In addition to no one will be waiting for you in the movie four or five years to put it bluntly feelings is not contact no]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

德卡先生的信箱：
“原本总觉得像他那样性情冷淡的人，不会喜欢跑到山顶去看烟花，不会喜欢软软糯糯的糕点，也不会喜欢走在街上时牵着喜欢的女孩子的手，可是当他做着这些有点小浪漫并且可爱的事的时候，真是让人心动的反差萌啊。”
[Had always felt like him very cold, wouldnt like to go to the top of the mountain to watch the fireworks, not like the soft waxy yellow cake, also wont like to walk in the street, holding like a girls hand, but when he was doing these a little romantic and lovely thing, really let a person enchanted contrast of ah.]

想说的话寄存在这里〔私信投递 · 匿名发布〕不欢迎没礼貌的人 GIF大多出自宫崎骏动画

看重庆：
#世预赛十二强#中国队进入世界杯只需步： .通过运作，让国际足联分配给南极洲一个名额。 .中国男足被分到南极洲赛区。 .中国男足和企鹅争夺出线权。 .客场逼平企鹅； .主场安排在三亚，热死企鹅后直接出线。按目前实际来看，这五步走计划的唯一难点在。
[# # World Cup top China step into the World Cup only. Through the operation, let the FIFA a quota assigned to Antarctica. Chinese football is assigned to the Antarctic division. Chinese football and penguins scramble for an encore. . Penguin away draw; Home arrangement in sanya, hot dead penguins after qualification directly. According to the actual view, the only difficulty in this five step plan.]

【看！重庆的吃喝玩乐】从前有座山，山上有座城，城头没得神住了一群重庆人...投稿请私信或@我，转发合作请加QQ

大欧洲吐槽君：
“衣冠禽兽的室友”
[Beast roommate]

北美吐槽君旗下频道，专接欧洲吐槽。请发到tucao@mail.dealmoon 绝对保密。公众号：ouzhoutucao

FASHION头像集：
哪有人喜欢孤独只不过是害怕失望罢了
[What someone like lonely Is just afraid of disappointment]

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搭配师张闯：
我们辛辛苦苦来到这个世界上，不是为了每天看到那些痛苦而伤心的，我们生下来的时候就已经哭够了，而且我们啊，谁也不能活着回去，所以，不要把时间都用来低落了，去相信，去孤单，去爱去恨去浪费，去闯去梦去后悔，你一定要相信，即使现在有诸多的不幸，你也会遇到久违的惊喜。
[We worked so hard to come to this world, not to see the pain and sad every day, when we are born to cry enough, and we, who also cant back alive, so, dont take time to low, to believe, to go alone, to love to hate to waste, to rush to dream to regret, you must believe that, even now there are plenty of misfortune, you will also meet stranger surprises.]

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写给前任的999封情书：
“对于一些人，不是已经不再喜欢了，只是蓦然地发现，已经慢慢被细碎和匆碌的时间，冲没掉了「再咬牙等一等」的执着，剩下的只是「希望你能过得好」的释然。”
[For some people, is not no longer love, just suddenly that has been finely and neglected the importance of time, rushed out teeth to wait again , the rest is just hope you can have a good relief.]

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我没钱可我想旅行：
上海家值得去的网红美食店合集
家咖啡甜品店 &家美食店
特别适合和闺蜜一起去拍照环境都很棒～
作者@爱吃葡萄的大橙子
[Shanghai worth net red food shop at collection home coffee sweet shop & home food store is especially suitable for girlfriends to take pictures with the environment is great ~ the author @ big orange like eating grapes]

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人民网：
一组发呆神器，盯着它们看了好久，根本停不下来啊！（转）
[Artifact, a set of a daze staring at them for a long time, dont stop! (turn)]

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德卡卡了：
没有考试，人生会快乐很多
[No tests, the life will be a lot of happy]

圈地自萌心中只爱美色但被学习缠着不放不欢迎没有礼貌的人【taobao：卡不住德卡】

艳光四射性冷淡：
曾经因看一出戏和一本书而深刻地爱过人。这种爱源于距离的构架，花时间进行学习观察，下了成本寻找亲密。这就像了不起盖斯比里码头上那道闪烁的绿光。我会被自己的寻找所感动，片面又放大，直到我笃信自己的幻想成为了智识。被遥远感知的形象重叠在现实的形象上，组成了爱的图腾，像一种最古老的迷信。
[Once due to see a play and a book deeply love anybody. This love is the result of the fabric of the distance, take the time to learn observation, the cost for intimacy. Its like something gus than in the dock that flashing green light. I moved by their own search, one-sided and amplification, until I believe in your own fantasy become intellectual. By remote sense image overlap in the real image, formed the totem of love, like one of the most ancient superstition.]

I want an instant orgasm with no effort.

搞笑幽默趣闻：
踢正步什么的弱爆了，看看别人的军训表演，太逆天了。。。 tRAKrzq
[Goose-stepping what is too weak to see others military training, so go... tRAKrzq]

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日本潮流最前沿：
日本调查「最想与他恋爱的日本女明星」排名依次为：绫濑遥，新垣结衣，有村架纯，石原里美，广濑丝丝，堀北真希，长泽雅美，上户彩，北川景子，本田翼。
[Japan survey want to fall in love with him most of the Japanese female star ranked in the order ayase haruka, new clothes walls, the village there is pure, ishihara in the United States, komi hirose filar silk, Mr Maki, north long ZeYa beauty, ueto aya, she beichuan, Hondas wing.]

图文多转自日推。Q 分享日本流行时尚、萌物、趣闻、新鲜事！！有关于日本的好玩的，好吃的，或者是日剧动漫的内容都可以私信我哟

知神君：
人要是倒霉起来，吃火锅不管坐哪里，烟都往你脸上飘。
[A man who is bad, no matter where to sit, hot pot smoke is gone with the wind on your face.]

我是知神君～喜欢分享神回复和有趣的问答，欢迎投稿！内容大多精品。有问题也可以问本君，维-❤️-号：zhishen

米娜：
包子脸喵星人，好萌~
[The steamed stuffed bun face meow star people, good ~]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志，提倡日常生活中的实用搭配，自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

暴牙三叔：
小学生界不仅盛产杠把子，还输出了一大批灵魂写手[二哈]
[Pupil boundary is rich in bar traverse to the child not only, still output a large number of writers soul ,]

我羡慕我有一口好牙

西秦戏演员余泽锋：
没演过的两出戏，今晚又是现学现卖[困][困][困]晚安！
[Havent played two play, tonight is now learning to sell [trapped] [trapped] [trapped] good night!]

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Fans福利社：
“蓝受香菇”

[伤心]
[Blue by mushroom [sad]]

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_kkkin：
时代革命是个体灵魂的导师 . LONDON
[Revolution era is the trainer of the individual soul. LONDON]

沈阳牙医李响：
科罗拉多大峡谷和印第安午餐。印第安人和东方人的确有些像，据说分析了DNA和成吉思汗是同一祖先
[The Colorado grand canyon and Indian lunch. Is a bit like the indians and Oriental, analyzed DNA and genghis khan is said to be a common ancestor]

口腔正畸学硕士，正畸医师、口腔全科医师。世界正畸联盟及中华口腔正畸学会认证会员，隐适美东北地区首批认证医师。沈阳思美尔口腔院长，

女神手册：
有些事情是不能告诉别人的，有些事情是不必告诉别人的，有些事情是根本没有办法告诉别人的，而且有些事情是，即使告诉了别人，你也会马上后悔的。
[Some things cant tell others, some things are dont have to tell people, some things is no way to tell others, and some things are, even tell others, you will regret it immediately.]

请注明来意~非诚勿扰

触动心灵的英文短句：
我对感情太投入了所以恋爱对我来说很沉重和我恋爱的人一定有压力我的爱是一爱就爱到尽头一点保留都没有朋友说我最失败的就是投入的太彻底连底牌也被看穿但就是永远都看不到别人坏的一面哪怕他曾有两三个瞬间令我快乐过我就一生都不会忘记
[I have feelings too So love is very heavy to me and I love the people must have some pressure My love is a love is love to the end Dont have any keep friend said I most failures is put into too thoroughly Even card is see through But is always cant see others bad side Even if he had two or three moment made me happy I will not forget all his life]

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大生姜036：
赛后高指导在休息室当着全队宣布辞职以后，看着他走出去的背影，觉得深深的无力和心酸，独自一人替我们整个集体承受了太多不论最后强赛的结果如何，都感谢您为中国足球所奉献的一切，支持您所做的一切决定，祝福您在未来的日子里，一切顺利，身体健康！感恩有您
[After the high guidance in the break room in front of the team announced his resignation after watching him walk out of shadow, feel deep weak and sad, alone the whole collective bear too much for us No matter how is the result of the last match, thank you for all the Chinese football all the dedication and support you for what you have done decision, best wishes for you in the coming days, everything goes well, healthy body! Grateful for you]

⚽️ 姜至鹏

吉他左轮：
没睡的举手[泪][赞]，最近困死半夜却碎不着，蓝瘦香菇！
[Didnt sleep hands [tears] [who], trapped in the middle of the night and broken none recently, blue thin mushrooms!]

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文摘精选：
你要么找一个能让你过上好日子的男人，要么找一个你甘心情愿为他吃苦的男人。除此之外的就别考虑了。你又不欠他的，你又不是没人要，别男人一摆出弱者样就母性泛滥。宁可找一爸也别去当人家的妈，这是最基本的择偶标准。
[You are either looking for a man who can make you a good life, or to find a man you are willing to endure hardship. In addition to dont consider. You dont owe him, you are not the nobody want, dont a man posed as a weak one kind be motherhood. Rather than looking for a daddy dont when someones mom, this is the most basic standards.]

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穆罕默德的小羊：
怎么还不睡，嗯？
[Why dont sleep, huh?]

一只逃走的羊，有时温和。

围脖情感语录：
你才岁，最终你相信什么就能成为什么。因为世界上最可怕的二个词，一个叫执着，一个叫认真，认真的人改变自己，执着的人改变命运。年轻向前走，你可以成为任何你想成为的人。
[You, finally can become what you believe. Because of the worlds most terrible two words, one is called, a name is serious, serious people change their, persistent change destiny. The young forward, you can be anything you want to be.]