2016年10月6日星期四

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    #榜姐每日话题#〖为什么很多人宁愿单身,也不愿降低要求去恋爱 _______________〗 万条评论。这世界有很多深情的人,他们总是漫不经心。[心][心]
[Elder sister daily topic # # list [why many people prefer to single, also dont want to reduce request to love..] ten thousand comments. This world there are a lot of loving people, they always careless. [heart] [heart]]

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央视新闻:
    #微镜头#【堵!堵!堵![吃惊]】今晚点左右,京港澳高速进京方向是这样的↓↓↓你到家了吗?(央视记者胡向春 祁雅斌)
[Micro lens # # 【 wall wall! Up! [surprised]] o clock tonight, Beijing Hong Kong and Macao high-speed into Beijing is such a left left left you got home? (CCTV reporter hu to spring QiYaBin)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

刘涛tamia:
    在Asnieres故居工坊感受法式优雅,悠闲的下午和历史的脚步时空交错,Bonne journée à vous☕☕🍃🍃
[在Asnieres故居工坊感受法式优雅,悠闲的下午和历史的脚步时空交错,Bonne journée à vous☕☕🍃🍃]

经纪事务请联系:王颖 amethyst@ 宣传事务请联系:曹燕楠 cynre@

休闲璐:
    我坚信很多人在生活中时刻保持着热情,阳光四射,无时无刻不快乐,是为了努力骗过自己,想让自己相信自己就是这样。否则,怕稍微一松懈,心里抑郁的情绪突然涌上来,再也控制不住。别人发现你不开心倒没什么,我们早就不怕人看笑话了。可是如果有一天自己发现自己不开心,接下来的日子可怎么过啊。
[I firmly believe that a lot of people keep the passion in life, the sunshine, always not happiness, is in an effort to deceive oneself, want to believe in yourself thats it. Otherwise, be afraid of a little a lax, the in the mind depressed mood suddenly gush, no longer control. Others find you not happy, we are not afraid of the embarrassment. But if one day find themselves unhappy, how can the next days.]

sun down

全球健身中心:
    【个超有效的有氧燃脂训练 天减-KG[酷]】十个高强度减脂动作,第一次练习就能燃烧脂肪大卡,并且在练习过后的几小时之内,你的身体仍然处于一个持续燃脂状态[酷]每个动作建议秒,期间休息S!马走练起来吧[耶]tRVZfOJ
[【 a super efficient aerobic fat burn training days - KG [cool]] ten high strength reduced fat action, first practice can burn fat calories, and after practicing in a few hours, your body is still in a state for fat burn [cool] every action suggested seconds, during rest S! The horse walked up [and] tRVZfOJ practice]

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烟台日报传媒集团:
    #晚安,烟台#前方看不到光亮,不如拐弯;对方不知道惜缘,不若放弃。对生命而言,懂得与接纳,才是最能触动灵魂的温柔。晚安,烟台。
[# # goodnight, yantai cant see the light ahead, turn; If the other party dont know cherish every encounter as fate has it, dont give up. For life, understand and accept, can is the most gentle touches the soul. Good night, yantai.]

《烟台日报》《烟台晚报》《今晨点》资讯整合发布平台,爆料请直接私信。欢迎关注集团官方微信:烟台日报传媒集团。微信号:“ytdaily”

喵爷-吴淼:
    金马奖让柯震东入围真的让人看透这个圈子,也再次看不懂这个圈子!
[Golden horse awards to be my baby really let a person see through this circle, also dont understand the circle again!]

龟毛之人,时尚边缘人,鼓捣脸上那点事就是事业。 工作联络:@qq 洞洞 非工作联络请勿打扰

星座不求人:
    我猜你们想我了,是吧?
[I guess you want me to, doesnt it?]

有了星座不求人,从此星座不求人 工作邮箱 bd@bbbk

卢思浩:
    困到不行,倒头就睡。还好醒的不太晚,能来和你说话。谢谢今天到来的每个读者。
说好的,每此相遇都像久别重逢,再难过也陪你东山再起。
#想见你不远万里#
Ps:照片里我不是拿着一张纸吗?机智的读者会把想让我写的话先写在纸上,这样写字的时候就不会写错了[喵喵](学到了吗[怒骂])

[Stuck to the no, fall asleep. Well wake up too late, can come to talk to you. Thank you for coming today every reader. < br > say good, like every meet the meet after such a long separation, sad also accompany you comeback again. < br > # I want to see you long # < br > Ps Im not holding a piece of paper in the photo? Clever readers will write the first if want me to write on the paper, which will help to write to write the wrong [meow] (learned [denounced])]

离开是为了带最好的自己回来。 工作事宜联系洛小姐:author@sotculture

乡巴佬鲍比希尔:
    无聊,等撩
[Boring, such as liao]

King of the Hill

薛好大:
    两个相爱的人在一起没话说,这种事我上高中的时候就不信,到现在更不信。
[Two people who love each other together without words, such a thing I dont believe it when I was in high school, now more dont believe it.]

乖。。。别闹。

我的失眠读物:
    【和不会拍照的人出去旅游是种什么体验?】看完心疼大家...这种痛我们都有领悟!
[【 and wont take pictures of people go out to travel is what kind of experience? Watching the love you... The pain we all have our understanding!]

撕逼,狗血极品,甜文各种读物,电影图解

孙怡微博:
    假期结束该上班了[微笑]
[The end of the holidays to work [smiles]]

工作事宜请联络邮箱 joywong@starbox.asia

黑娃:
    西安有雾霾,草皮还不行,愧对福地称号,严重影响了我国足的发挥。让你们打破了在西安不败的神话,@中国足球队 做为陕西球迷,我们实在是对不起!
[Xi an fog haze, grass also not line, live up to the lucky, seriously affected the full play of our country. Let you broke the myth, in xi an unbeaten @ the Chinese football team As shaanxi fans, we are really sorry!]

新媒体实战专家 社会活动家 微博新闻观察家 陕西省委宣传部新媒体座谈会与会代表之一 多次被新浪微博“V影响力榜”评为“最具影响力自媒体代表”之一

电影攻略菌:
    厉害了我的哥,这些丧心病狂的拉拉队真是碉堡了[笑cry][笑cry]第六d效果Word天[二哈]
[Much my brother, its really a fort these unscrupulous cheerleaders [laugh cry] [laugh cry] d Word days ,]

向经典致敬!优质电影搜罗!投稿合作 QQ

收录唯美图片:
    岁月极美,在于它必然的流逝。春花,秋月,夏日,冬雪。你若盛开,清风自来。——三毛
[Most beautiful time, is that it inevitable passing. Spring flowers, autumn moon, summer and winter snow. If you are in full bloom, the wind came. -- SAN MAO]

收录唯美图文,营造唯美意境,分享瞬间感动,感悟人生真谛。合作QQ ——投稿及喜欢唯美文字图片请加“收录唯美图片”唯一官方微群。

热头像集:
    秀恩爱的人换了一批又一批 只有我 雷打不动地单身[doge]
[Show love in a batch of and a batch of only I am a firm to single [doge]]

请叫我头像妹,爱搬运,爱分享的小丫头。

神仙还小:
    假期里,人少就是正道
[Holidays, less people is the right path]

人不能作 ,事不能拖,话不能多。My Stupid Mouth

老湿是个奇葩:
    人活着就要直白 我好饿 我想喝酒 我还爱你 我好想你
[People alive will be blunt Im hungry I want to drink I still love you I miss you so much]

谢谢你长得这么可爱还关注我😃 投稿合作请私信

女神搭配手册:
    层次感满分的秋搭细节
[Administrative levels feeling full marks in the autumn of details]

做一个会搭配、有品位的女神~(推广合作加qq)

情话箱:
    曾经有个人说要保护你,可后来大风大浪都是他给的,那个像盖世英雄般点亮你生活的人,你再没向谁炫耀过,如果可以重来,我希望他爱你少一点,爱你久一点。在这个速食爱情的年代,细水长流或许才是正确的选择。
[Have individual to say to want to protect you, but then the wind waves are he gave, the person who light up your life like a heroes, to whom you havent show off, if can be heavy to, I hope he love you a little less, love you a little longer. In an age of instant love, perhaps a break is the right choice.]

做一个有人情味的博主 ✿ 我叫大帅

陈君乐:
    足球迷们,辛苦啦!心累的时候,可以看看网球调节一下,我们张帅很争气的哦[doge]
[Football fans, hard! Heart tired, can see the tennis adjust, we Denvers brilliant oh [doge]]

拦不住盗图,于是我不加水印

杨义先:
    四十年前的今天,“五人帮”被摧毁![耶][耶][耶][耶][耶]
[Forty years ago today, the five are destroyed! [and] [the] [the] [the] [and]]

北京邮电大学、北京印刷学院、北京大学、北京交通大学、中国传媒大学、山东大学、电子科技大学、成都信息工程学院、东北大学等高校的教授或兼职教授

TopFashionBlog:
    纪凌尘&阚清子 他们这一对 连名字都很配 [心]
[Ji LingChen & KanQingZi This pair of even their names are match [heart]]

Here are the fashion interesting information..

CP是头象:
    从激情到亲情,从感动到感恩,从浪漫到相守。时间越久,越不愿离开你,这才叫爱人。一个女人最好的嫁妆就是一颗体贴温暖的心,一个男人最好的聘礼就是一生的迁就与疼爱。陪伴是最长情的告白,幸福就是找一个温暖的人过一辈子。
[From passion to affection, from moving to gratitude, from romance to be together. The longer, the more reluctant to leave you, this is love. A womans best dowry is a considerate warm heart, a mans best dowry is compromise and love life. Company is the longest confession of love, happiness is looking for a warm people for life.]

不换头像会死星人

经典丶微小说:
    写给女孩:二十岁之后的每一年,都很重要
[To the girl of every year, after the age of twenty are all important]

这里是微小说的世界。经典微小说分享平台。(非原创)原创、投稿请私信

网球笨豆:
    月亮帅?早餐帅?张帅通过努力和蜕变,让人们淡忘了这些曾经的绰号。张帅说:“我没有心结,我当时还说呢——他们怎么这么了解我,知道我最爱早餐,恨不得一天三顿早餐。一开始被别人送早餐,自己强大了,才能给别人送早餐。竞技体育的世界,没有人同情弱者。”今天就给哈勒普送蛋咯,明天对孔塔加油!
[The moon handsome? Handsome for breakfast? Denver and metamorphosis through efforts, let people forget the nickname the once. Denver said I have no heart and I was still say - they know me how so, know my favourite breakfast, very anxious to three meals a day breakfast. Breakfast was a gift for a start, his powerful, breakfast can give a gift. The world of competitive sports, there is no sympathy for the weak. Today send to ha, egg, tomorrow to Kunta come on!]

重症网球肘患者

新周刊:
    可怜中国球迷。
[Poor Chinese fans.]

《新周刊》,“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”,创办于年月日,二十年猛进,已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱: neweeklyteam@

程文Stefan:
    张帅:我最爱吃早餐,恨不得一天三餐都是早餐。以前我是初学者,吃的早餐比较多,现在我攒够了经验,也可以给别人吃早餐了!这个姑娘越来越会说话了!不过求放过我[泪][泪][泪]@张帅网球
[Denver I love to eat breakfast, very anxious to three meals a day for breakfast. Before I was a beginner, eat breakfast, now I saved up enough experience, also can give others to eat breakfast! The girl can speak more and more! But let me [tears] [tears] [] tears @ Denver tennis]

我是莎蜜和伪豆奶粉

世界经理人网站:
    【创业CEO反思:不要和员工做朋友,成功和友善无关】许多创业企业家误把受员工欢迎和喜欢当作CEO的“ 正事 ”,而美国创业者Chris Myers ,通过自己的经历教训最终得到反思:员工需要的是一位带领他们走向成功的 CEO ,而不是爱耍宝逗趣、被赞扬很“ Nice ”的朋友。
[【 venture CEO reflection dont make friends with people, success has nothing to do with friendly 】 many mistake entrepreneurs welcome employees business, and as CEO and American entrepreneurs Chris Myers, through his own experience lesson eventually get reflection employees need is CEO of a led them to success, rather than love joke funny, be praised very Nice friends.]

《世界经理人》杂志创办于 年,为环球资源旗下领先管理资讯媒体;它为经理人打造杂志、网站(ceconline)、微博、iPad 、手机等多媒体信息及互动交流平台。

顶好阅读:
    生活坏到一定程度就会好起来,因为它无法更坏。努力过后,才知道许多事情,坚持坚持,就过来了。
[Bad life to a certain extent will be better, because it cannot be worse. After the effort, just know many things, persistence, is coming.]

阅读分享。 图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ

梅子美食:
    人生最幸福的时光莫过于孩子们悄然长大,而我们还未曾老去![色]@方琼 @方琼后援会 @渝乡辣婆婆餐饮 @刘欣来喽
[Life is the most happy time is the children grow up, and we have not old! [color] @ Fang Qiong @ Fang Qiong forums @ chongqing township hot mother-in-law catering @ Liu Xinlai after ather]

虽是新闻主播却是超级吃货。梅子一个爱觅食、爱掌勺的美食家家。盼望着有一档属于自己的美食栏目、出一本自己撰写的美食菜谱。

SNH48-龚诗淇:
    我想亲亲你😚























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(明后天份的微博发送完毕☑)

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MusicWars:
    考验一个歌手唱功怎么样就看看他唱别人的歌怎么样[doge]来听听断眉小猹Charlie Puth曾经翻唱Sia《Chandelier》的片段,自弹自唱,高音纯净,音准啥的通通到位[哆啦A梦花心]像这种长得好看唱歌又好听的还会弹琴的,都别争了,我的[doge][doge]tRVZouGf
[Test A singer singing about how others look at him sing [doge] listen to break eyebrow little Cha Charlie Puth used to cover the Chandelier, the Sia since, sing the songs, high purity, all in place of intonation what [doraemon flower heart] as the grow good-looking singing and good will to play the piano, dont argue, I [doge] [doge] tRVZouGf]

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