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微博搞笑排行榜：
论如何哄女朋友开心，这种方法虽然不厚道，但是就是很有效。[doge] tRVKMKdf
[Concerning how to coax girlfriend happy, although this method is not honest, but is very effective. [doge] tRVKMKdf]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

杨紫：
请问您需要咖啡吗？
[Do you need coffee?]

努力拼搏的北京小妞~工作联系方式：guangmang@sina

头条新闻：
#热点#【北京将要求中小学生至少掌握一个冰雪项目】北京市体育局局长孙学才今天透露，北京将大力推动青少年冰雪运动发展，包括把冰雪项目作为中小学体育课必修内容，保证中小学生每周有一小时的冰雪健身活动，让每个孩子掌握至少一项冰雪运动技能。详情：tRVKMm 你最爱哪项冰雪运动？
[Hot # # 【 Beijing will require students to master at least a snow and ice project 】 the Beijing sports bureau chief Sun Xuecai revealed today, Beijing will vigorously promote the development of adolescent ice and snow sports, including the snow and ice project as primary and secondary school physical education required content, ensure the primary and middle school students have an hour a week of snow and ice fitness activities, make every child master at least one snow sports skills. Details tRVKMm which one do you love ice and snow sports?]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

思想聚焦：
【岁成清华最年轻博导岁攻克科学难题】颜宁是杰出的科学家，岁率队攻克困扰生物界年不解的难题。月她在央视开讲，“科学家并非高高在上，只是挖掘了生活中的想当然”。作为女性，她鼓励女孩勇敢逐梦遵从内心，别屈服于家庭和社会的压力。详↓ tRVKIOd
[【 into tsinghua doctor tutors from the youngest years] scientific problems in YanNing is outstanding scientists, age led to conquer problem in biology years dont understand. First month shes CCTV, high overhead, scientists are not just dug for granted in life. As a female, she encourage girls with brave dream inside, dont succumb to the family and social pressure. Detailed left tRVKIOd]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

新浪娱乐：
#养眼美图# 光头也帅！#霍建华# 一组总裁范儿街拍曝光，脱下龙袍戏服，演绎秋冬时尚，光头造型实力Man爆[心]高清→tRVKbFHD 霸道总裁已向你走来，身材比例也很赞！
[# # to depict the beautiful bald also handsome! # # wal a full-on street snap exposure group President, take off the dragon robe costume, deduce winter fashion, bald modelling Man burst strength [heart] hd - tRVKbFHD bullying President is coming to you, figure scale, would also be great!]

新浪娱乐

蔡卓妍：
下大雨沒得出去黏人的小傢伙[哈哈]
[The heavy rain didnt have to stick out of little guys (ha ha)]

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人民日报：
#长征胜利周年#【他撕开伤口，把肠子掏出来拧断[泪]】长征路上，红师师长陈树湘率领全师，与十几倍于自己的敌人在湘江边激战天夜，最后因弹尽粮绝、腹部受伤被俘。押解途中，躺在担架上的他撕开伤口，把肠子掏出来拧断，慷慨就义，年仅岁。今天，读读个催人泪下的故事↓缅怀余万牺牲英烈！
[# # anniversary of long march victory 【 tore his wounds, took out the intestines wring [tears]], the long road red teacher teachers Chen Shuxiang led the whole division, with more than times their own enemies fighting day night in the xiangjiang river edge, finally captured from out of ammunition, abdominal injury. Taken on the way, lying on a stretcher tore his wounds, and pour out my guts out wring, generous ability, only years old. Today, read a SOB story left honor more than sacrifice heroes!]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

琦殿：
约了女性朋友吃饭。刚出门时收到她信息：“我先不化妆了吃完回来接着睡！”于是我迅速冲回房间，把高跟鞋换成球鞋，耳环项链全部摘下，扯了张纸巾抹掉口红，然后出门。
这就是我，一个社会化女性，所能提供的江湖道义。💪
[About the female friends to dinner. Just go out when received her message I wont make up the back finish eat then sleep! High heels so I quickly rushed back to the room and convert into tennis shoes, earrings necklace all take off, pull the napkins erase lipstick, and then go out. < br > this is me, a social woman, can provide moral. 💪]

公众号：qdqd

小野妹子学吐槽：
沙漠新型生物--响尾妖。身处干旱缺水之地，却酷爱吃鱼；身体近似蛇类，却绒毛蓬松...真是神奇的大自然啊[笑cry] tRVKMyzJ .
[The new biological - ring tail demon desert. In a land of drought, but likes to eat fish; Body approximate snakes, but hair fleeciness... What a magical nature [laugh cry] tRVKMyzJ.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

我的前任是个极品：
一对岁的青梅竹马，分开了个月后再次相遇。。。。看到女孩跑过来，小男孩的样子我融化了。[心]tRVKICPS
[A pair of old childhood sweethearts, separated months after meet again... Saw the girl ran up and look like little boy I had melted. [heart] tRVKICPS]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

三联生活周刊：
孩子，你经历过绝望吗！[笑cry] @我Hold不住了
[Child, you have seen despair! @ smile to cry, I Hold not to live]

一本杂志和他倡导的生活.

声音的战争：
#声音的战争# 极致即将启幕，准备颠覆想象！@林俊杰、羽泉组合@胡海泉 @陈羽凡、@aMEI_feat_阿密特、@蕭敬騰、@田喜碧Hebe 蓄势待发！月日（周五）晚浙江卫视全球首播！
[# # voice of war is about to launch acme, ready to overturn imagine! @ jj Lin, yu quan portfolio @ hu haiquan @ Chen yufan, @ aMEI_feat_ mitterrand, @ blues, o @ Tian Xibi Hebe ready! June (Friday) night zhejiang satellite TV world premiere!]

浙江卫视《声音的战争》官方微博

英国报姐：
年野生生物摄影师大赛的得奖照片，这是生态摄影界最高的奖项之一。摄影师们用他们的镜头记录自然与生态，人与动物，希望借由他们的照片能让更多的人关注自然保护这个重要的议题，让那些和我们同处地球的动物能更好的到保护。
[Wildlife photographer competition winning photos, this is one of the highest ecological photography awards. Photographers with their cameras record nature and ecology, people and animals, and hopes that by their photos can let more people pay attention to natural protect this important issue, let those and we can better to protect with the animals in the earth.]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

当时我就震惊了：
自从家里挂了这个表，喵主子就再也没无聊过，这小尾巴我能玩一天 [哈哈]
[Since home hang up the table, meow master never bored, the small tail can I play a day (haha)]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

全球顶尖摄影：
手机相机还能这样玩!教你不用 PS 也能拍出魔法照~get√tRVKIrq
[Mobile phone camera can play like that! Teach you dont have PS can make magic tRVKIrq according to get)]

欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
贾玲最新的小品《唐朝美人》完整版来了！那时候一胖遮三丑，一瘦毁所有。。。终于有人站出来为胖子正名了[哈哈]笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]时间长，先马再看！tRVSutrR
[Jia Ling latest sketch the complete edition of the tang dynasty, beauty! When a fat covered three ugly, and a thin destroy all... Finally someone stand out to fat nameha ha laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] long time, the horse to see first! tRVSutrR]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

作家崔成浩：
北京时间当天上午时许，人民军在平安北道龟城市方岘机场附近试射一枚导弹，该导弹由于深深爱着这片土地，怎么也不愿飞走。
[(Beijing time) on the morning of the PM, the peoples army in north pyongan province turtle city Xian airport test-fired a missile, the missile due to love the land deeply, how to also dont want to fly away.]

心系平壤，从未离开。工作联系：cuichenghao@vip.

Happy张江：
看着就流口水了，开味美食麻辣鸡丝，鲜香可口，吃货#get√#[赞]
[Look at mouth water, taste food spicy food, fresh fragrant delicious, # # version get) [who]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

这里是美国：
拍摄个月，近种花，张照片，美不胜收的延时摄影，一起来静静欣赏它们的绽放[可爱]tRbkugW
[Months, close planting flowers, photo, beautiful time-lapse photography, together to enjoy them quietly blooming lovely tRbkugW]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

睡不着图书馆：
哪本小说最能让你念念不忘废寝忘食彻底入迷的读完它呢？
[A novel can make you not forget for a moment forget all about eating and sleeping most completely fascinating to read it?]

嘿嘿~ 投稿请发至邮箱：sleeplesslibrary@sina

范冰冰：
就想看一版完完整整的版本！这是愿望！[可爱]tRVKIFhf
[Just want to have a version of the whole version! This is a wish! [] cute tRVKIFhf]

FashionModels：
#杂志大片Editorials#韩国天后李孝利出镜Marie Claire Korea 月刊大片“The Wanderlust in Me”，回归自然，诠释原始之美！
[# magazine appear large Editorials# south Korea days lee hyolee Marie Claire Chesapeake monthly large The Wanderlust in Me, return to nature, interprets The beauty of The original!]

Fashion&Model News，微信公众号：realfashionmodels，邮箱fashion_models@，商务合作a.th@qq

北美吐槽君：
你的评论最多拿到多少个赞？[酷]
[How many praise of most comments you receive? [cool]]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

电影特搜：
电影《湄公河行动》有哪些隐藏的小细节？
[What are the Mekong river action movie hidden details?]

影视评论人。这里有电影的一切，每天发发最新资讯，发发电影资源。哈哈哈，欢迎来勾搭

我的前任是极品：
#极品曝光#因为准备考研早出晚归，引起室友不满，又听说她准备买刀···我该怎么办？[衰]
[# # the best exposure because of the ready to ones deceased father grind arrive, cause dissatisfaction with my roommate, and heard that she was going to buy a knife... what should I do? [failure]]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

神店通缉令：
“被你们毁灭的圆明园，我令它重现世界” 中国设计师熊英的盖娅传说品牌在春夏高级成衣发布会震撼亮相巴黎时装周。随着浓墨重彩的历史影像徐徐展开，一场主题为 “ 大圆智境·圆明园 ” 的时装秀照亮了法国巴黎皇家歌剧院，也由此开启了一场震撼世界的中国顶级服饰文化的盛宴！
[Are you destroy the old Summer Palace, I make it reproduce the Chinese designer Xiong Ying gaia legend brand haute couture in the spring and summer conference shock at Paris fashion week. Spread out as part of the history of the image, the farmer, great wisdom, the old Summer Palace show lit up in Paris, France royal opera house, which opened up a shock the worlds top Chinese costume culture feast!]

微信公z号：tuijian 快上车，来不及解释了

健身减肥班：
【天甩掉小肚腩】分钟个高强度减腹动作，充分燃烧腹部脂肪！连续坚持天即可拥有马甲线或者块腹肌！男人练腹肌，女人练马甲，胖子减肚皮！每个动作次，连续-组，实际做完真的会抖！大家月先定个目标，比如练个块腹肌~~~tRVVjy

优秀健身资讯博主减肥狂人

烘焙食记：
凉爽的秋天最适合做牛轧糖啦~几种口味肯定有你喜欢的！
[Cool autumn the most suitable for nougat ~ several kinds of taste there must be one you like!]

不做美食的人生和咸鱼有什么区别

央视新闻：
【注意丨这种常见的感冒药长期大量服用有风险！】昨日，国家食药监总局发布药品不良反应信息通报，长期、大量使用“新复方大青叶片”，或与其他含同类组分的药物合并使用时，或致严重过敏及肝损伤、消化道出血等严重不良反应！戳链接↓周知！ tRVKxTQu
[【 note 丨 this common cold medicine Taking risks a large amount for a long time! Released yesterday, the national food drug safety administration of adverse drug reactions information bulletin, long-term, heavy use of new compound leaf, or a merger with other drugs containing similar components used, or cause serious allergies and liver damage, gastrointestinal bleeding and other serious adverse reactions. Known to poke link left! tRVKxTQu]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

陈楚生：
新专辑的第一首，《》。tRVKyCrQ
[First a new album, . tRVKyCrQ]

工作联系：崔崔

Houson猴姆：
超萌的Baby Groot~~[亲亲][抱抱_旧][色]
[Super sprouting Baby Groot ~ ~ [kiss] [hug _ old] [color]]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

我朋友是个奇葩：
噗哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈救命！
[Poof ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha help!]

用心吐槽，用力放屁！qipa

共青团中央：
【请铭记他的名字】他生于四川中江，年仅岁参加了中国人民志愿军。年月日凌晨，在抗美援朝夺取阵地的战斗中，面对敌人疯狂扫射的机枪，他用自己的胸膛堵住了敌人的枪口，壮烈捐躯。他战斗的地方叫上甘岭，他用瞬间的壮举谱写了永恒。今天，黄继光牺牲的日子，缅怀烈士，致敬！[蜡烛]
[He was born in sichuan please remember his name 】【 nakae, only years old took part in the Chinese peoples volunteers. (date) (month) (year) in the morning, in the Korean seize positions in the fight, in the face of the enemy machine guns mowed down, he used his chest to block the enemys gun, heroic sacrifice. He is where the battle as well, his feat compose the eternal moment. Today, huang jiguang sacrifice day, remembering martyrs, salute! [candle]]